Chapter 102: The X-Man Game (2)
"Last week, watch out for these people. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info Shin Jung-hwan, Lee Moon-sik, Park Jung-ah. Who will be the real X-Man! "It's a narration, of course, a recorded show, split into two, two weeks to broadcast. The suspense shot left over from the last issue is that the female challenger covers her face, while everyone else has a surprised expression.
"She went up to clear her suspicions, well done, well done~" After being carried off the field, Shen Ji, who recovered instantly, began to interject again.
"Oh~~!" The three hosts hugged each other, and exclaimed in disbelief, and with ambiguity.
"Chan Hao, you can't be soft-hearted! Absolutely not! Li Wenzhi grabbed the camera and pulled Xu Canhao's sleeve to tell him.
Liu Zaishi smiled at the guests and added pink, and followed the coaxing, waiting for the heat to be almost over before interrupting. "Big guy, please review the ro~mantic~ in the last issue" The editor put the ambiguous scenes between Seo Chan-ho and Park Jung-ah in the first two games. "Oh~ Is it time to make a choice between couples? Or, Park Jung-ah xi, want to cut off this relationship of joy and sorrow with her own hands? Liu Zaishi spoke quickly, and the content he said was quite hilarious, Jiang Hudong was already lying on the ground, holding his stomach and crying.
"Do you not care about your captain, and still lie on the ground like a child?" Li Wenzhi pointed to the strong men in the world who were lying on the ground and accused the Jiang team of inaction. Hearing this, Jiang Hudong laughed even more happily and rolled twice.
"Hehe, Jiang Hudongxi. Are you going to lie down like this forever, eh? If there are still jokes, are you going to lie down all the time and stop hosting? Liu Zaishi said as he dragged the big man up with Kong Jiongzhen, and everyone laughed.
"Okay, then, female knight Park Jung-ahxi, are you sure you want to fight against the unequaled... Boyfriend? The host is naughty again, and if he asks such a thing, how can he answer. Park Jung-ah covered her mouth and smiled, bent down, and tilted her head away in embarrassment.
"Hehe, ok ~ officially ~ start!" Liu Zaishi put away his smiling face, waved his hand, and announced the start of the game.
Xu Canhao smiled and gracefully stretched out his hand to signal, ladies first. Park Zhenya smiled and did not shirk, which made the people on the sidelines coax for a while.
"Don't worry too much about your height, it's not like you've grown this tall now. However, it's still a little brother in front of my sister, isn't it? Park Jung-ah thought that boys of this age didn't like others to say they were small, so she deliberately reached out and patted Xu Chanhao's shoulder.
Xu Canhao hesitated for the sake of the effect of the show, but he didn't care at all. "Of course. Does my sister know that I'm here specifically for you? Xu Canhao's bold remarks made the other girls exclaim, while the men hugged each other excitedly on the side.
Park Jung-ah didn't know whether she was really shy or pretending, so she lowered her head and turned around and snickered. The editing is even more full of screens, sprinkling pink hearts. Big narrator: "Promise?!" Don't say yes?! ”
"Of course~" Park Jung-ah, who had eased up, still waved happily in agreement.
"Is this still 'of course'? How to watch the two on a blind date! Shin Jung-hwan came out again to steal the spotlight and stretched out his hand to accuse the two.
"Haha, please return to the topic, some viewers have opinions." Yoo Jae-seok alluded to Shin Jung-hwan's making a show to make soy sauce.
"I heard that you think you are more handsome and talented than your predecessors in HOT and mythology?" Park Jung-ah began a formal attack, asking sharp enough questions.
"When, of course~nuna, do you have to be so mean and cruel to me?" Seo Chan-ho punched his heart, looking very painful, pretending to be deeply hurt by Park Jung-ah.
"Ah~ha!" Jiang Hudong fell again and rolled over. Yoo Jae-seok also fell to his knees and was impressed by Seo Chan-ho's performance and cheekiness. Park Jung-ah covered her face, turned around, and gave up on her own. When I returned to the team, I was surrounded by two other girls and didn't dare to show my face.
But the Kong team was cheering, Xu Canhao raised his hands and high-fived everyone in celebration. "Captain Jiang, hurry up and arrange the next opponent!" Kong Jiongzhen, who raised his eyebrows, stared arrogantly at Jiang Hudong who fell to the ground.
finally stopped laughing, Jiang Hudong sat up, like Maitreya, and shouted: "Mechanical girl, Li Zhenxi!" The crowd cheered and applauded, and the team cheered him on.
"Oh, Li Zhenxi wants to ...... with a talented man who has won four consecutive victories" Xu Canhao saw that Liu Zaishi was going to talk nonsense again, so he immediately made an arrogant demeanor, looked at Liu condescendingly, and said, "Don't you need to drink water?" ”
Liu Zaishi, who was choked half to death, retreated to the sidelines and sat down with the support of Kong Jiongzhen and Li Wenzhi, and everyone was still laughing. Shin Jung-hwan even pulled Lee Seung-gi and asked him to see if he looked like he had just learned from Xu Chanhao. The funny face was caught by the photographer and given a close-up.
"Li Zhenxi, I'm curious if the dance teachers of DSP are all from mechanical dance?" Xu Canhao was the first to ask questions, and he also put on a very sensual mechanical action. Li Zhen himself couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh, and the rest of the people were also admiring Xu Canhao's divergent thinking and funny ability.
"Nae, that's it. (What's the matter?) Li Zhen, who was broken and broken, glared at Xu Canhao very imposingly, and almost pointed to others and asked what he wanted.
"Shouldn't I say it for granted?" Li Wenzhi pretended to be very ignorant and leaned in front of the stage and asked. Jiang Hudong, who was sitting on the ground, laughed again, and Li Zhen also felt very embarrassed, squatted down with his arms crossed, and buried his face deep in the crook of his arm.
The teammates were relieved, and just as Liu Zaishi was about to announce the result, Li Zhen stood up and shouted of course. "Listen up!" Li Zhen pointed at Xu Canhao very seriously, asking him to listen carefully to the next words. "You love Shen's wife more than your girlfriend." As soon as the words fell, Team Jiang stood up and cheered.
Xu Canhao lowered his head and shook his head. Kong Jiongzhen thought he was injured, and came forward to pat him on the back to comfort him. "Of course~ because I don't have a girlfriend right now." Xu Canhao raised his head violently and said this sentence with full strength. "Last time, I filmed an advertisement with Lee Hyo-ri Xi, and then I found out that Lee Jin-xi was in a group with her, but now it seems to be disbanded, isn't it?" Xu Canhao seemed to be telling a story to the people next to him, but the topic in his words was like a thunderbolt, which hit Li Zhen backwards again and again, and he was completely knocked down.
"Friends, whether we, the most talented artist in the Republic of Korea, can complete X-Man, after the queen of course, Lee Ji-hyun xi, and allkill again, please wait and see." The editor interjects the narrator again, and fast-forwards into the game. The confrontation between Xu Minjing and Li Jiwu was cut out, and only part of the footage was played.
"Bang ~ big guys, I will witness a great moment with me, Yoo Jae-seok, and the host of X-Man." Yoo Jae-seok raps excitedly to the camera. The picture changed with his words, and the photos of the eight members of the Jiang team, except for Jiang Hudong's avatar, were still lit, and the other seven people were stamped with the seal of knockdown. "Of course, the final showdown ~ the ultimate killing, the world's heroes vs supreme eloquence, national artists! What kind of sparks will erupt between them? The subtitles floated by again, accompanied by a fighting soundtrack, as well as Yoo Jae-seok's shouting and the cheers of the guests.
"Actually, my mom likes Jiang Hudong very much. nae, not only is it interesting for him to host the show, but more importantly..."Xu Canhao sold a pass, and everyone knew that the next words were the key, and they listened attentively. "Jiang Hudongxi's face can be used to dry squid when there is no dustpan at home, and it can also be used as a cutting board to roll noodles, I wonder if Jiang Hudongxi is like this at home?" Xu Canhao said so much easily, waiting for a counterattack with a look of indifference.
"Hahaha..."Everyone laughed wildly, and several girls even fell to the ground without any image, holding their stomachs and humming. The members of the Jiang team stepped forward with a smile and comforted Jiang Hudong, who bowed his head and was seriously injured.
"Of course, of course..."Shen Zhenghuan, who had nothing to do with himself, urged Jiang Hudong to answer again and again, and the hope of the Jiang team was in his hands. Liu Zaishi was also coaxing, constantly scaring Jiang Hudong, and he was about to count down.
"Of course." Jiang Hudong finally compromised and couldn't help but smile and said. He crossed his hands on his hips and suddenly raised his head, changing into a murderous look, trying to overwhelm his opponent in momentum. A big face approached Xu Canhao, puffing out bull's eyes and being scary.
Without waiting for him to speak, Xu Canhao waved his hand impatiently and said, "I know, I know." Jiang Hudongxi's face is big enough, and his nostrils are big enough, don't show me again. After speaking, he pretended to be disgusted, frowned, turned his head, dodged Jiang Hudong's swarthy swarthy, and added special effects to the nostrils of the jet.
Before Jiang Hudong started, he was defeated again, holding his neck and panting. Everyone else laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up, and Liu Zaishi, who has always been dedicated, also lay on his back on Kong Jiongzhen's back, laughing so much that he took off his glasses and wiped his tears. Jiang Hudong knelt on the ground, pounded the ground, and kept telling himself that he was a strong man in the world, and he would never be willing to lose like this. When I stood up again, the scene was dubbed, and a tragic atmosphere spread. I saw Jiang Hudong walking towards Xu Canhao step by step, assuming the posture and momentum of wrestling.
"Okay, only talk, don't show me my nostrils." Xu Canhao pretended to be careless, shaved his nails, didn't raise his head, and said to Jiang Hudong, who was approaching.
"Poof~haha." Jiang Hudong couldn't help but laugh, and his momentum plummeted. Wuzi laughed for a while, and after calming down, he finally said what he had been holding back. "You are finally willing to cut off your two black rice cakes, are you very unwilling?"
Earlier, Che Shulan took a photo of him after removing his makeup while he was sleeping in the car and posted it on his blog, so that fans could see his busy state. Xu Canhao and Xu Xian, both brothers and sisters, are lying silkworm eyes, with big dark circles and eye bags, like black caterpillars. Or as Jiang Hudong said, spoiled black rice cakes. "Of course~ Jiang Hudongxi, now Seoul is being demolished everywhere, and there are fewer parks. Can I take our family Binny on your tummy for exercise? Xu Canhao was unmoved and decisively began to fight back.
"Of course~" Jiang Hudong also seemed to have entered the state, and the two confronted each other in a starting posture. "Did you find that you were more interested in men than in women as adults?"
"Of course~" Xu Canhao replied without thinking, the onlookers couldn't bear to believe it, and the actresses screamed in surprise. Then he asked: "Is your barbecue restaurant losing money because you eat all the pork belly?" ”
Jiang Hudong couldn't bear it a little, and it took a long time to swallow it. "Of course~ You actually like to go to nightclubs, and you often go?" Jiang Hudong was ruthless and began to fabricate and splash sewage. This kind of behavior made the people on the sidelines look at it and coax him together.
"Of course~" Xu Canhao was still unmoved. "The person introduced to you by Li Jingkui's seniors, do you think that the other party is not beautiful enough and not good enough?" This is the gossip that Xu Canhao heard, and he took it out to break the news at this time, but did not say the woman's name.
Jiang Hudong just took a breath and was about to shout out the idiomatic words, but he instantly held back again. turned around with a flushed face, leaned his head on Liu Zaishi's shoulder, and shook his fat body. Yoo Jae-seok patted him on the shoulder in amusement and comforted him while announcing that the winner was Seo Chan-ho.
Team Kong suddenly boiled, Li Wenzhi jumped up like a toad with a smile, and Kong Jiongzhen, Andy, and a few boys from the planet lifted Xu Canhao up and threw him into the sky. Yoon Eun-hye's three girls also jumped around them, while Kang's "gossip reporters", Shin Jung-hwan and Lee Byung-jin, surrounded Kang Hudong and asked about the woman's name.
“ok,cut! You can take a break, change your outfits, and get ready for the next session. Wu PD, who was wearing a hanging headset, shouted at the people on and off the stage.
"How does it feel?" Liu Zaishi and Xu Canhao had a few words of exchange before, so he asked him how he felt about the show.
"A little disappointed, to be honest." Xu Canhao took the warm water sent by the staff, talked to Liu Zaishi as he walked, and at the same time greeted Andy and asked him to go to the waiting room first.
"Oh? Do you think the writer has too much arrangement? It can be seen that Liu Zaishi cares very much about his work, or his job.
"That's one of those things." Xu Canhao's hand holding the water cup stretched out a finger and looked at Liu Zaishi, who was half a head shorter than him. "Of course, the writer arranges the lines and everything, and it's too boring. Maybe the audience can't see it, but the people on the stage have become actors, just practicing according to the script, which can't stimulate the interest of the guests to play, and can't dig out some of what others want to see. Can you see what I mean? Xu Canhao saw Liu Zaishi's thoughtful appearance and didn't say any more.
"Hmm, hmm~ makes sense, I understand a little." Liu Zaishi subconsciously grabbed Xu Canhao's forearm and asked him to continue.
"I also try to arrange outdoor scenes, the audience will like it, the guests will like it, and maybe there will be accidents. You know a lot of people love the unexpected. Xu Canhao smiled and drew a big circle in the air with his fingers, which meant that the people who referred to the TV station liked it very much.
"Anything else?" Liu Zaishi is like a student who is eager to learn at the moment.
"Hmm... The number of female guests is too small, and there are too few games that can participate. There are only three of us in the program, there are too few, and the writer has to think of a new link. Xu Canhao threw the paper cup into the trash can next to the aisle, smiled and waved to Park Zhenya and Zhao Minya, who walked into the waiting room.
"I'll talk to PD and writers, in fact, the problem of too few shows has been thinking of a way for a long time. In addition, it is the issue of the funds allocated from above, forget it, don't talk about it. You go and rest first, I'll go find Wu PD. Thank you. Liu patted Xu Canhao's arm as he left, smiled and waved away.
"Hehe, the gold medal variety show in the future~" Xu Canhao looked at the back of the trotting away, and sighed with emotion. Then, I pushed open the door and entered the waiting room behind me.
(Variety shows are also called cuts, and when they are re-recorded, they will no longer describe the scene at that time.) )