Chapter Twenty-Three: A "Gift" for Liuyuer
"Oh, that's good!" Sun Simiao sat in the Dark Night Grassland Realm on the first floor of the Nine Turns Void Tower, talking endlessly with Liuyu'er's soul about how to heal Xing Han and how to make Xing Han recover. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Chatting and chatting, Sun Simiao sensed that Liu Yu'er's body had also entered the Nine Turns Void Tower, and couldn't help but praise Xing Han's efficiency, he solved Li Mu so quickly, and he was decisive in killing, worthy of being the old man's apprentice.
"Uncle, what's good." Liu Yu'er asked with a smile.
"No, no, let's talk about something else!" Sun Simiao proposed.
"Yes!" Liu Yu'er happily accepted it, saying that she was tired of listening to pharmacology, acupuncture, massage, bone grafting, and -----detoxification for such a long time, if this old man didn't say something else, he still wanted to change it, listen to something else!
"Girl, how did you meet that bastard apprentice of mine?" Sun Simiao smiled, looked at each other, and asked in a daze, how did Liu Yuer get along with Xing Han, Sun Simiao couldn't be clearer, one touch, two leaning, three hugging, four relatives, five flirting, except for what to do, what to roll on, Xing Han's little rabbit cub, all done it all over again.
This little rabbit cub is really mixed up at home, such a beautiful little girl, just a few years old, she has a deep love for you, and you have made her a child daughter-in-law! You're only eleven years old, and you hooked up with such a beautiful embryo, and you'll be able to pay it back in a few years? Wouldn't it be that all the young girls and girls in the world have become your daughters-in-law!
You're still making people pick up girls like this, aren't you?
When Liu Yu'er heard this, her white and tender little face became red after "brushing", and she hurriedly turned around shyly, facing away from Sun Simiao, and her face was flushed and couldn't help but become sweet.
Sun Simiao saw that Liu Yu'er's snow-white neck became fiery and red, and his heart couldn't help but become proud, and he said casually and with bad intentions: "It's a pity that your brother Xing Han has countless concubines!" “
What the? Liu Yu'er was shocked.
"There are countless concubines in Xing Han's family, there are nine wives in the main room alone, every night, your Xing Han brother has to pull dozens of women, roll the sheets together, and play the flute every night, red lights and wine, and it is unbearable! The stubbornness of the character is simply the number one obsession in the world! As the saying goes, there is no leisure for the Chenghuan banquet, and the spring is a special night from the spring outing. Tsk tsk, good poetry, really good poetry! It is said that this poem is Xing Han and dozens of women on what and that, after three days and three nights of the war, the inspiration was great, once it was sung, it was recited and sung by countless literati, now think about it, it can also be called a beautiful talk! “
"You talk nonsense!" Liu Yu'er pointed at Sun Simiao's nose angrily, and said angrily: "Brother Xing Han is not that kind of person!" You are talking nonsense! “
"I didn't!"
"You're talking nonsense! See if I don't kill you! "Let's say, Liu Yu'er held the "small hammer" and rushed towards Sun Simiao.
"What if I have proof?"
"Impossible!"
"But it's impossible, can't you just look at it?" After speaking, Sun Simiao tapped Liuyuer's snow-white forehead with his finger.
"I don't watch, I don't watch, I don't watch!" Liu Yu'er's two little hands were held into "small hammers", beating Sun Simiao's chest playfully, "Big villain, go die!"
"Look at it, that's your brother Xing Han, look at it!" Sun Simiao pushed Liu Yu'er away, took out a small mirror from his arms, and put it in front of Liu Yu'er's eyes.
"Hahaha, beauty, come, come and sit on Ben Shao's lap! Serve the uncle well, and some are rewarded! As he spoke, Xing Han, who was sitting in the pile of beauties, held a stack of silver tickets in his hand, and slapped his thighs vigorously, beckoning bees and butterflies.
"Brother Xing Han!" Liu Yu'er grabbed the bronze mirror in Sun Simiao's hand, and shouted loudly to Xing Han in the bronze mirror, "Brother Xing Han!" Look at me, I'm Liu'er! Brother Xing Han ............"
"Oh, Childe, what do you want to play tonight? Why don't we have an exciting game? Several vulgar fans who were gorgeously dressed and dressed in revealing clothes, twisted their slender water snake waists, and walked in front of Xing Han in a variety of styles.
Xing Han sat on the chair uncomfortably, one in one hand, holding two women with good postures, there were two people standing behind him rubbing Xing Han's shoulders, and there were two people sitting on his thighs who were still kissing from time to time, and there was one kneeling between his legs, untying Xing Han's trouser belt, and there were two lying on his stomach at his feet, constantly taking off his shoes and socks for Xing Han............
Liu Yu'er took a look, copied the bronze mirror directly into her arms, and said to Sun Simiao indignantly; "Immortals can do illusions, my brother is not the kind of person who messes with flowers and grass! Don't try to lie to me! “
"What's the matter with lying to you, there are so many beauties in the world, as long as you see someone with a better appearance, which man will stand by and watch, and besides, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as stealing, and stealing is better than not getting it! As long as two people stay together for a long time, no matter how fun things are, they will lose their freshness, do you think that man is not lustful? Your brother Xing Han is good to you now, because you are still in good shape, you are still young, and it is the time when you are ready to let go, who doesn't want to eat the first bite and taste the beauty of the world. When you finish giving birth, the old man is yellow, hum, your brother Xing Han may not even look at you! “
Sun Simiao made a righteous and awe-inspiring look, and spurred Liu Yu'er very hard in a serious tone, looking at Liu Yu'er with a look of deep belief in Brother Xing Han, but there was a trace of confusion in his eyes.
Sun Simiao flicked his sleeves and put on a picture of mud that couldn't support the wall, anyway, I already told you, whether you listen or not, believe it or not, you love whoever you want, vicissitudes of life: "Ask what the world is like, and make life and death promise!" It's a pity, it's a pity~"
A child is a child, seeing Sun Simiao posing like this, he immediately doubted in his heart, could it be that everything in the mirror is real? No! Brother Xing Han is not such a person at all. Brother Xing Han said that he only loves me alone in this life, how can he go back on his word! Besides, Brother Xing Han has made an oath that he will not break it at all, how can he do such a thing! What if, in case, something in the mirror, this is true............
"If the sky is ruthless, the sky will be old, and if people are ruthless, they will be in vain! Liuyu'er, you and I have known each other, and I can't bear to see you being bullied by wicked people, it's better to give you something, and I can protect your chastity by retiring, and I can test your relationship with Xing Han in the near future! “
When Liu Yu'er heard this, her eyes immediately showed a little light, she just needed to know whether Xing Han was sincere to herself, as long as she was sincere, if Brother Xing Han wanted to be with herself, he wouldn't ----
Sun Simiao saw that Liu Yu'er was silent, kept buttoning her fingernails, and generally had a few points in her heart, so she took out a piece of clothing from the magic weapon of the cave and put it in Liu Yu'er's hand.
"This dress is called Zijin Yi, also called Wucai Xia Yi, it is what I want to come with Ziyang Zhenren, white as the base, purple outside, it has the effect of lightening the body, calming the nerves, and protecting the body, as long as you wear it, whoever touches you will have a pain like a pinprick, and the longer you touch, the more painful it is......"
"Then I don't want it!"
"Why, this is a good baby, it's hard to find gold, and you can't buy it on the market!"
"But Brother Xing Han~"
"If your brother Xing Han takes a fancy to your body, he will naturally dislike you, if it is your soul, he will not care at all, but will like you more!" Saying that, Sun Simiao also secretly added some fragrance to the purple gold clothes, as long as others smell it, no matter how old or young, it will have a fatal attraction! Xing Han, just wait! Hahaha~
"Then, then okay......" Liu Yu'er compromised, as if what this old man said still has some truth, if Brother Xing Han likes my body, Brother Xing Han will definitely dislike me, if it is my soul, Brother Xing Han will not be interested at all, but will like me more, as if it is also very reasonable!
Children are easy to deceive, Sun Simiao made a fuss in his heart, and continued: "Okay, my brother Xing Han has been cured, you go back first!" Remember not to expose my existence to anyone, the same is true for Xing Han, once exposed, Xing Han is a dead end! You go back first~"
After saying what should be said, let's just wait for Xing Han to be unlucky. Sun Simiao stretched out a finger and gently tapped the forehead of Liuyu'er's soul, and Liuyu'er's soul turned into a morning breeze and flew back to the flesh far away at the other end of the Nine Turns Void Tower.
"Alright, I'm done with the trip. Old man, I'm really going to leave this time, Xing Han, you can do it yourself! Tut-tut, this magic weapon is really rotten, the more you look at it, the more unpleasant it becomes, how can you not be able to get a weapon as a disciple of the old man? Forget it, let's give you a transformation, don't fall into the prestige of the teacher when the time comes! “
Saying that, Sun Simiao untied the wine jug tied to his waist, poured a drop on the ground, and a drop of liquid with a rich wine smell quickly seeped into the soil of the Dark Night Grassland Realm on the first layer of the Nine Turns Void Tower, just like a drop of water dripping into the sea, there was no strange reaction at all, on the other hand, Sun Simiao, Sun Simiao nodded with great satisfaction, his body gradually faded, and slowly merged with the background, and then, he disappeared in the Dark Night Grassland Realm.