383 "Jiangnan Tannery" with a burst of shame
Xu Shaoyan wrote here, over there He Xingyun said some news about this Jiangnan tannery, the factory closed down half a year ago, but it has not been made public, the boss Huang He secretly transferred the assets, and is currently hiding in the capital, in Wenzhou, this matter has a great impact, but there are not many people in the capital who care, Huang He is preparing to go abroad after a while. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Speaking of urgency, He Xingyun is still in a hurry.
"This bastard not only fled with money, but also led his sister-in-law to run! It's bloody! ”
Xu Shaoyan nodded: "Well, I know, it's all a routine!" ”
Juniper on the side was speechless, routine? But even if you trick my chairman, your lyrics are too ashamed!
Anyway, you're a big star now, and you're a bit of a ramp!
Xu Shaoyan wrote the lyrics, felt Juniper's gaze, looked up at Juniper, and easily understood Juniper's deflated expression: "Festival? Can you eat it? ”
"Bang!" Juniper almost didn't fall under the table!
Well, he forgot, their chairman's festival has long been lost!
And He Xingyun looked at the lyrics written by Xu Shaoyan, and he was also shy.
I didn't think it at the beginning, but the more I went to the back, the more I realized that the lyrics were really ashamed!
Title: "Jiangnan Tannery Goes Bankrupt"
Wenzhou, Jiangsu, Zhejiang,
Wenzhou, Jiangsu, Zhejiang,
The Jiangnan Tannery went out of business
The largest tannery in Wenzhou, Jiangsu, Zhejiang,
The Jiangnan Tannery went out of business
Bastard, bastard, Yellow Crane boss,
Eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling.
I owe 350 million.
Ran away with his sister-in-law!
……
He Xingyun thinks that Xu Shaoyan is messing with him, he must be messing with him, Xu Shaoyan must be angry that he refused just now and then chose to go to work in Betta because he was hungry, is this the lyrics?
Well, it looks like a rap, but Xu Shaoyan wrote out that Huang He ran away with his sister-in-law!
"Cauldron~~ This thing can't be written! It's a shame, isn't it? He Xingyun felt the urge to cry.
But Xu Shaoyan smiled: "I told you that this song is very shameful, I wrote a song for you, in order to let the society pay attention to you, you said it yourself, Huang He came to hide in the capital, because there are not so many people in the capital who pay attention to the closure of the Jiangnan Leather Factory, you sing this song red, I guarantee that the aunts in Chaoyang District will help you find the Yellow Crane out, and help you and your workers get back their wages!" ”
Xu Shaoyan smiled, Juniper finally got up from the ground, and when he saw the smile of his boss, he almost drowned!
He Xingyun affirmed that Xu Shaoyan was messing with him, this boss is really a grudge-holding person!
"But the chairman. The lyrics below you...... Do I really want to sing a song like this to sell my wallet? I'm still selling quietly in the civil air defense square! ”
Looking at the lyrics below, He Xingyun wanted to hit the wall.
"We have no way to do it,
Take your wallet to pay your wages,
The original price is more than 100 wallets, 200 more than 300 wallets,
20 pieces in total!
20 pieces, 20 pieces, all 20 pieces!
All 20 pieces! ”
He Xingyun wanted to cry: "Our wallets are sold for eighty, and your old twenty yuan is too low!" ”
"Bang!" Juniper fell again, didn't He Xingyun want to cry because the shame was too explosive?
Why is it because Xu Shaoyan's twenty yuan is too low?
Your sister!
Juniper feels that he is an outlier in this office, Xu Shaoyan has no discipline, and He Xingyun's focus is not normal!
Did he go to the wrong room?!
Open the drawer, it's your own drawer.
Look at the computer, it's also your own computer, and the furnishings in the room are obviously your own office!
Juniper looked at He Xingyun, and suddenly felt how lucky he was that he couldn't see through Xu Shaoyan's computer system, otherwise he would go crazy working with He Xingyun!
Xu Shaoyan sighed, "Alas, twenty yuan can reflect that you are really short of money now, and you still have this amount of money to get your salary back?" If you can't get your wages back after shouting twenty dollars, I'll make up the difference. ”
"You said that." He Xingyun looked at Xu Shaoyan, "Chairman, you are so good!" ”
He Xingyun simply had an urge to rush up and hug Xu Shaoyan,
Juniper looked at the lyrics below with a look of lovelessness.
"Yellow Crane King Eight, King Eight Egg Yellow Crane,
You're not, you're not, you're not human!
More than 100 wallets more than 200 more than 300,
All 20 pieces, all 20 pieces.
Yellow Crane Bastard, Bastard Yellow Crane,
You're not, you're not, you're not human!
We've worked so hard,
I've worked hard for you for more than half a year
You you you don't pay wages and wages,
You pay me back my hard-earned money!
Pay back my hard-earned money! ”
The whole world, that is, his chairman, can write such shameful lyrics, dare to ask who else, who else?!
But Juniper really wanted to say, "Xu Shaoyan, I don't know you!" I don't want people to know that I have such an undisciplined boss! ”
After the lyrics were written, Xu Shaoyan went downstairs.
"Chairman, where are you going?" Behind him, He Xingyun watched Xu Shaoyan leaving, holding the lyrics with both hands, Xu Shaoyan didn't listen to it, and replied: "Go to the car and get the guitar." ”
When he got to the car, Xu Shaoyan took out a blank staves from the system, picked up the guitar and went upstairs, and upstairs, Xu Shaoyan directly used the blank staples to compose the tune of Jiangnan Leather Factory, looking at this score, Xu Shaoyan hugged the guitar and prepared to give it a try.
"I'll sing it to you a few times, you have to learn it, where the yellow crane is, you can sing it! The aunt of Chaoyang District in the capital is very hot-blooded! You can rest assured! Xu Shaoyan said, He Xingyun nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "That's a must!" ”
But when Xu Shaoyan sang, he didn't feel it!
"Wenzhou, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Wenzhou, Jiangsu!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
With two voices in unison, He Xingyun and Jun Song knelt down in unison for Xu Shaoyan.
Xu Shaoyan's mouth is very sharp, and the rhythm of the guitar in his hand is very strong, this word is very shameful, and Xu Shaoyan is even more ashamed when he sings it!
It was a sour feeling!
Without waiting to get up from the ground, Juniper rushed to the door of the office.
"Brother Du, where are you going?!" He Xingyun asked.
Juniper snorted and cried: "I'm a monk!" "Chairman, I don't know you, I really don't know! If you ask for a salary, you will ask for a salary, this song is too magical!
The door was knocked open by Juniper, just when it was time to get off work, there were many employees coming and going, and Xu Shaoyan's voice penetrated out in an instant.
Hearing this song, the employees are all bad.
"Isn't our chairman stimulated by the troubles of those brainless parents?"
"Wallet? Our chairman sells wallets? ”
"Oh my God!"
The employees were scared!
Early the next morning, He Xingyun came to a high-end community in Beijing with the things set up in the stall, and looked at the residence of the boss of Huang He inside, He Xingyun swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Huh?! The one over there, you can't set up a stall here! When the security guard saw He Xingyun coming to drive him away, the people passing by also looked at He Xingyun with curiosity, is this little brother going to set up a stall? There are very few stalls here, why does this little brother still have an unspeakable expression.
"Big brother, I'm ...... I'm just looking for someone, let's go! He Xingyun grabbed the corner of his clothes.
"Find someone, okay, don't set up a stall here!" It's not easy to see He Xingyun, the security guard didn't say anything when he saw that he didn't put the stall out, the security guard gradually moved away, He Xingyun's hands trembled, looked at the speaker, and suddenly pressed the play button!
This is a recording of Xu Shaoyan, which he recorded yesterday and wanted to learn, but when he got here, He Xingyun found that he didn't have the shame to sing!
"Chairman, I'm sorry!"
"Coffee!"
The button was pressed, and in an instant, Xu Shaoyan's voice swept through the entire street and spread around like a mudslide.
In an instant, countless people instinctively turned their heads and looked at He Xingyun with a look of horror!
Hold the grass! What is this guy going to do?!
What kind of music is this, are you going to destroy the world?!
The security guard just now was also stupid, and when he heard the voice, he immediately turned around, and saw He Xingyun's lips trembling, his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and he opened the schoolbag on his back, revealing a large row of wallets.
Looking at so many people, He Xingyun really regretted it.
"Sell...... Sell...... Bought a wallet! He Xingyun said, in his impression, the music of the Jiangnan Tannery kept coming, accompanied by Xu Shaoyan's very attractive voice.
The people nearby all came to He Xingyun.
He Xingyun even had the urge to find a crack in the ground to get into.
(To be continued.) )