When night fell, Zhang Chen sat in the house in a daze.

The outside was full of shouting, the ethereal sound of unknown musical instruments, people's laughter, and quarrels, but none of these had anything to do with Zhang Chen.

He was digesting the news he had just gotten, a confusing piece of news.

"Damn, crossed. Zhang Chen's eyes widened, slapped his thigh, and shouted loudly.

After two hours of in-depth discussion with several beautiful sisters just now, I recognized the current situation.

That's right, it's just a time crossing, not a certain dynasty, but a completely strange world--- the Ancient Metaverse!

As for how they got here, they said that they found themselves in the backyard and settled themselves in a coma at that time.

From the mouths of a few of them, I learned that this world is called the Ancient Yuan Realm, and human beings advocate cultivating immortals, using the vitality of heaven and earth, and cultivating themselves, so that human beings have the ability to fly into the sky and the earth, move mountains and reclaim the sea, and call themselves immortal cultivators, and finally become immortals, with the same life as heaven and earth, and the same light with day and night!

The city is called Fenglin City, and it belongs to the Heavenly Sword Gate.

As for where the Heavenly Sword Gate is, they don't know, after all, they are just mortals, and they are not qualified to know more things, if they want to know more, they can only ask the city lord or the rest of the immortal cultivators.

However, they still know some basic common sense.

For example, the cultivation of immortal cultivators, in this world, immortal cultivators are divided into nine realms.

From the original Juyuan realm to the highest tribulation realm, they are the nine great realms of Juyuan, Yundao, Xiantian, Jindan, Yuanying, Refining God, Cave Void, Hedao, and Tribulation.

Each realm is divided into four small realms: the early stage, the middle stage, the late stage, and the peak.

As for them asking about Zhang Chen's origin, Zhang Chen made up a lie to deceive them, after all, he is not from this world, and if he is caught and sliced and studied, he will be finished.

Zhang Chen didn't know how he could cross it, but it should be related to his pendant.

The pendant is missing all over his body, maybe it's its pot, as for the mobile phone and wallet.

Hehe.

Zhang Chen didn't think about it at all.

After all, the pendant is the only thing that his parents left him, although he has never met, and he is full of hatred for them, why he hates to leave himself, but after all, it is the only thing he has in mind, and there is no pendant for a while, and he feels empty and nagging.

And then there's the fat man, that's his only friend, but unfortunately he will never see him again.

But soon Zhang Chen was relieved, once he came, he was safe, he should eat, he should drink, and don't put anything in his heart.

This is also the life creed that Zhang Chen has always believed in--- he is at ease, to say that he has a big heart, he doesn't take things seriously, anyway, he has nothing to be nostalgic for on the earth, so he starts his life again in this strange place.

Zhang Chen thought in his heart, he has also read a lot of novels, is he like them, punching brainless villains, kicking mentally retarded geniuses, marrying countless kings and saints, and walking to the pinnacle of life.

Hehe, it's still a little exciting to think about it.

"Silly son, your bully is back!"

A voice came, pulling Zhang Chen, who was marrying the 999th wife, out of his filthy obscenity.

Zhang Chen was suddenly frightened, and hurriedly stood up and looked around.

"Who? I dare to call myself Lao Tzu, if you come out, Lao Tzu will definitely not kill you" Zhang Chen scolded angrily.

"Silly son, I'm your system bully!"

"Eh, system?" Zhang Chen looked around suspiciously, and found that there was no one.

"Yes, Baba is already one with you, and you can't get out. ”

Zhang Chen was a little puzzled, and secretly thought, "Really, the one-stop crossing gift package has arrived, and it won't be someone else who is playing tricks on me." ”

"Try your sister, try it, Baba can know what you're thinking in your heart, your name is Zhang Chen, you've lived on the earth for seventeen years, your gender is male, you love women, you have no money or a car to buy a house, a purebred three-free young dick, do you want me to say anything else. ”

Zhang Chen, who was choked with words, didn't know what to say, although it was true, but did you say it in such righteous words.

"Hey, no, my brother is also a well-read person, which system is like yours, and he is still a bully at every turn. ”

"Hehe, I'm sorry, Baba doesn't want to, before Baba's consciousness is restored, it automatically reads your seventeen years of memory, analyzes your character, and tailors it for you, becoming the same personality as you, as for the comparison in your mouth, hehe, it is your true portrayal. Some grumbling voices came.

"Fang Nimei's spiral ascension 24K pure gold rainbow fart, brother can be the same as you, brother, suave, jade tree in the wind, everyone sees ....." Zhang Chen didn't say a word and scolded, and then.... I found out that it was a bit fucking like.

"No, it's true." Zhang Chen was still a little unconvinced.

"Damn, I met you like two hundred and five. Close your eyes, your consciousness is cast into your mind, and your consciousness shouts 'System Bully', and you will know if it is true or false. An angry voice came.

Zhang Chen was a little speechless, calling a system called Baba, why did he feel a little ashamed.

But for the sake of a happy life in the future, just shout.

Zhang Chen closed his eyes, and shouted in his mind: "System bully!"

One second!

Two seconds!

Ten seconds!

The corners of Zhang Chen's mouth twitched, feeling that he had been tricked.

Just as Zhang Chen was about to open his eyes, a sudden change occurred in his mind.

Zhang Chen found that an interface suddenly appeared in his mind, and a transparent and square interface was projected in his mind.

At the top of the interface, there are four big golden characters of 'Baba System', and there is a photo of your own avatar in the upper left corner, and there is also a 'My silly son' section next to it.

There is also a realm column, and the rest of the place is gray, and I can't see what it is.

Eh, no, there is a small thing in the lower left corner that is lit, Zhang Chen took a closer look.

Manual service!

Four small words trembled in the corner of one side.

The corners of Zhang Chen's mouth twitched, and he thought, "I'm afraid I don't have a fake system, what the hell is this full of earthly breath." ”

Zhang Chen stopped looking at it, turned his eyes to look up, his consciousness moved, and he was extremely reluctant to point to the column of 'My stupid son', which was displayed.

My stupid son: Zhang Chen

Realm: Mortal

Exercises: Mao is not there

Identity: Dick Silk One"

"Damn, what kind of broken system is this, is it your professionalism to damage people? Zhang Chen scolded angrily.

Zhang Chen was speechless, this system was constantly hurting himself at any time, as if it was uncomfortable.

Zhang Chen clicked on the realm column expressionlessly, not knowing what the hell would come out.

"Realm: mortal

Juyuan Realm: Improve conditions--- practice hard, and go up every day!"

Even though Zhang Chen was ready, when he saw the eight big words 'cultivate hard and make progress every day', he was angry and lay on the bed and cried.

Woooooo

Fake, all fake!

I'm going home, I'm not playing.

Zhang Chen has no love at the moment, and he feels that God has played a huge joke on him.

I crossed him, thinking that he would go to the pinnacle of life, but he encountered a garbage system that was a pit father, and it didn't work at all, practice hard, what the hell is going up every day!

"System, system, fucking get out of here, give me a perfect explanation!" Zhang Chen roared angrily.

........

"System, I curse you to be hit by a car when you go out, eat instant noodles without a seasoning bag, go to the toilet and your mobile phone will fall into the toilet, your grandfather will be pointed at when he plays chess, and your grandmother will be robbed of the C position when she dances square dance....."

.......

No response!

It's not scientific! When this is put down, the system will fight back a long time ago.

Zhang Chen waited for a while, and found that there was still no response, a little lost, although the system is very ruthless, but compared to this cold system interface, Zhang Chen still prefers to damage his own intelligent system.

"Hey, I knew I would have asked clearly, but now it's okay, the intelligent system has become an elderly machine. Zhang Chen sighed.

Then I turned to human service to see what the hell it was.

Zhang Chen's consciousness clicked on the manual service, and suddenly a white mist shrouded him, and a voice that made Zhang Chen love and hate came cheaply

"Silly son, you're here. ”

"Damn, you're not dead, I thought you dissipated. Zhang Chen scolded with a smile.

"Baba is artificial, he will not die, even if you die, Baba will not die. ”

........

"Damn, it's really still that cheap," Zhang Chen scolded in his heart.

"If you scold Baba again, Baba will teach you a lesson. ”

"How can you hear what I think in my heart, then you shouldn't have said anything when I scolded you so much just now?" Zhang Chen asked with a puzzled face.

"Hmm, you're scolding me!" an angry voice came.

"No, you heard me wrong, I'm praising you, praising you. Zhang Chen hurriedly replied.

Zhang Chen was a little puzzled, since he could know what he was thinking, why didn't he answer just now.

"For your question, Baba will answer you reluctantly, Baba is the labor of this system, a part of this system, not all. ”

"In my territory, I can know whatever you want, but you are in the main interface of the system and the outside world, it is not my control, I am only responsible for answering your questions, and I will not provide you with any outside help. ”

"That is to say, here, I am the bully you know about astronomy, geography, fortune telling, yin and yang, gossip, omniscient, and omniscient, but when you get outside, I can't take the initiative to contact you, you can only take the initiative to find me, so I don't know what you are doing outside or what you are thinking. Do you make that clear?"

After Zhang Chen listened, he said disdainfully: "Cut, I thought it was some kind of awesome skill, isn't it Du Niang." ”

"Hmph, don't compare Baba with the kind of turtle on your earth, Baba knows astronomy, geography, and marriage。。。。。 ”

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Zhang Chen hurriedly stopped this pretending criminal, which forced him to pretend, and he was about to sigh to himself.

"Since you know everything, I'll test you. ”

"Let the horses come!"

"Who are my parents?"

........

"I don't know ......"

"Damn, didn't you say you know everything. Zhang Chen said angrily.

I thought I had the opportunity to know the news of my parents, and Bai was happy.

"Well, that's... You're this.. You're out of the woods. A weak voice came.

"You're a brother. ”

"I'm a bully!"

"Who are my parents?"

.......

"Brother, brother, brother. ”

"I'm a bully. ”

"Who are my parents?"

"Can you please don't ask your parents. ”

"Who are my parents?"

.......

"I was wrong, I was a younger brother. ”

"That's pretty much it. ”

Zhang Chen is a little happy, he can't cure you scum.

Although I can't know who my parents are, it's good to stop claiming to be a bully.

"Little brother, what do you know?" asked Zhang Chen.

"I know what you know, and I don't know what you don't. "The little brother also accepted his fate, call the little brother the little brother, in case it will be refuted, maybe what to call.

Zhang Chen was stunned, "Damn, then what do I want you to do, I use what I know, I use you to tell, I don't know, ask you, you can't let out any fart." ”

It's been a long day, it's a waste of wood.

Blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms!

The little brother took a deep breath, calmed down and said, "What you know is different from what I know, let's put it this way, can you memorize the "Teacher Table"?"

"Who can remember when it was. The corners of Zhang Chen's mouth twitched and retorted.

"I can! The first emperor did not start a business and the middle way collapsed, today under three points, Yizhou is tired, and this sincerity is in danger of survival. However, the ministers of the guards are unremitting inside, and the loyal people forget themselves outside, and they want to repay the special experience of the first emperor to His Majesty。。。。。。。。 Now stay away, and don't know what to say. ”

The little brother recited the whole song "The Teacher's Table", and Zhang Chen was dizzy when he listened to it.

Zhang Chen remembered that he had read "The Teacher's Table" once, and then saw the four big words of 'reciting the full text' that caused countless students to have headaches, and immediately stopped reading it.

How can this little brother recite it perfectly.

"Let's put it this way, you can't remember what you've seen, but I can, your eyes are what I see. ”

"I read your seventeen years of memory before, it can be said that I lived your eighteen years of life once, and I have recorded all of your eighteen years of life, including what you ate and said that day, I know. ”

"However, now that you have been integrated with the system, I can't actively read your life in the outside world, but when you enter the human service interface, I can read your external information, for example, you have something you don't know in the outside world, call me out, I just need to see it to know what it is, what it does, and then record what you can't remember. ”

The little brother told it in one breath.

Zhang Chen was a little stunned by the sudden surprise, "I'll go, this is too hanging, it's equivalent to treasure appreciation, if you go to Taobao, you can make money properly!"

"Hehe, you're happy too soon. ”

An inappropriate voice came.

The little brother said: "You think you can enter the manual service without restrictions, there is a time limit every day." ”

"What? You can't go in and out at will? There is also a time limit, and now that 24-hour manual service is implemented, you are even absent from work. ”

Zhang Chen was instantly unhappy.

"This is your first time to conduct manual consultation, you can come in at will, every time you consult in the future, it will consume your mental power, now with your mortal cultivation, you don't even have the qualifications to consult, as long as you reach the Juyuan Realm, you can consult, as for the length of consultation, it depends on the strength of your mental power." Okay, I'm tired of answering so many of your questions today, you can get out. The little brother said angrily.

Zhang Chen asked Ya hurriedly asked: "Wait, I still have a question, I need to concentrate and close my eyes when I enter the interface, then I can't see anything from the outside world, if I ask you to help analyze it, you can't see it." ”

"You'll know when you arrive at Juyuan Realm, I'm tired, you get out!"

Immediately, Zhang Chen felt retreated and returned to the main interface.

He scolded, "Damn, is there such an unreliable artificial person as you? believe it or not, I complained about you." ”

There was no answer.

Zhang Chen found that the manual service had also turned gray and could not be entered, so it seemed that he could only go to the Juyuan Realm first.

Helplessly, Zhang Chen looked at the realm column.

Practice hard and make progress every day!

I'm refining nuns, and the devil knows how to cultivate!

I'm afraid I don't have a fake system!