Hades's office is in front of the monitoring room, where daily business is handled. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

And the monitoring room in the back, in addition to the special authorization of the Jade Emperor, and the full escort of the King of Yama, otherwise in the entire Yin and Yang Realm, even the other nine Yama Kings have no right to view the monitoring of the reincarnation tunnel.

Jia Xu was not interested in surveillance, and rummaged through the cabinets in King Yama's office to find two bags of potato chips and a can of Coke, as well as a bowl of half-eaten tomato and egg noodles on Hades' desk......

"Corruption! Corrupt! ”

Jia Xu was eating noodles and drinking Coke at the same time, feeling tasteless, twisting two potato chips and clattering his lips, not knowing how happy he was.

On the side, Judge Cui and a few ghosts blushed, they wanted to persuade but didn't dare to persuade them, seeing that the leader's snacks were about to be eaten up by a bastard of unknown origin, they didn't dare to talk back, that kind of aggrieved feeling has not been there for tens of thousands of years!

Just when Jia Xu was about to eat all the bowls, the king of Yama, who had a big belly, was late.

Pushing open the door, King Yama's face was full of false smiles, and he respectfully bowed his hand to Jia Xu and said, "Great God...... I'm a mud horse!! ”

Seeing that his supper and secretly hidden snacks were eaten clean by Jia Xu, King Yama burst into tears and rolled on the ground in distress.

But King Yama didn't find out, Jia Xu's face was not good-looking at that time, his nose was not a nose, his eyes were not eyes, and King Yama stepped on the ground, unable to move, and said unhappily: "Lao Tzu eats a bowl of broken noodles from you, do you dare to compare?" Don't be afraid to tell you! Lao Tzu is in the east of the city! I never give money when I go to the restaurant! ”

King Yama was stunned and muttered, "This sentence sounds familiar......

"Humph!"

Jia Xu let go of King Yama with an unhappy face, sat on King Yama's desk, and said with his nostrils facing the sky: "If I hadn't asked you today, I would have made you bleed with a sneeze, do you believe it or not?" ”

King Yama was intimidated by Jia Xu's obscenity, and nodded again and again: "If the great god has what he needs, but it doesn't matter, the little god will definitely do his best to cooperate!" ”

Jia Xu's face looked a little better, picked his nose, flicked it on the table, and snorted coldly: "I won't tell you, Xu just killed someone in the yang world, but as soon as he killed Xu he found out that he killed the wrong person, Xu is a good person, and he will never kill innocent people indiscriminately, so why don't you come here to check and see where his soul is now, and Xu will take him away and return to Yang, how about it, do you understand everything?" ”

King Yama looked confused, how could this particular murderer dare to be so arrogant in front of his own Yin Judge!? Take the wrong medicine!

But think about it......

King Yama burst into tears, as if he really couldn't do anything about him......

I hated it in my heart, but on the surface, King Yama was silent, and with a roll of his eyes, he had an idea.

The King of Yama looked embarrassed, sighed in annoyance, and pretended to twist and said, "The great god doesn't know something, this is still yang...... It's not as simple as it seems! ”

It just so happened that Jia Xu was also a little full, and hooked his hand at King Yama with his teeth, and said vaguely: "Isn't it simple? Tell me what is the wrong way? ”

As soon as he saw Jia Xu take the bait, King Yama was secretly happy in his heart, and trotted to Jia Xu's side in two steps, and said with a smile: "Great god, you don't know, if the little god says that there has never been a precedent for returning yang in this underworld, then he is naturally lying to you, in fact, since the day of the existence of the underworld, there have been unlucky people who have come down in advance before the end of their yang life......"

"The reasons for this are different, some of them are due to the mistakes of our ghosts in the underworld, and the soul of the person with the same name and surname is wrong, and some are due to various force majeure accidents, such as this guy who was accidentally killed by the great god......"

"As for things like this outside of the procedure, for example, in this life, someone died five years early due to an accident, then the general way for our prefecture to deal with it is to give him Yang Shou in the next life, hey, plus five years! That's not a debt to him! ”

"You see those who have lived for more than 100 years in the yang world, basically these are the cases, of course, there are occasionally some people who have saved a lot and lived for more than 200 years in the next life, that is not nothing...... By the way, have you heard of Peng Zu? ”

Jia Xu pondered for a long time and hesitated: "Peng Liyuan and Song Zuying? ”

"Puff ......"

Lord Yama almost coughed up the chili noodles he ate yesterday, and he couldn't help laughing: "Don't laugh at the great god, what the little god is talking about is a mortal who lived for eight hundred years in Qin Shi, not the two mothers of the country in this world!" ”

Jia Xu was stunned for a long time, scratched his head and said, "Oh...... When you say that, you seem to have heard such a name before......"

King Yama wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and continued: "Then, he is a more extreme example, it is also unlucky to say that this product is also unlucky, a total of ten lifetimes, going back to die early for decades, every time I come here, I have to chirp crookedly for a long time, and said that he would go to heaven to complain about the little god, it's funny, he died early and it was my business!" Later, the little god was really afraid of him, and casually sent a temporary worker who had just come to the underworld for an internship to receive him to reincarnate, the little ghost was not familiar with the business, and he knew nothing about the rules of the underworld, and casually added more than 700 years old to him in the next life, and he was a ......."

When Jia Xu heard this, he suddenly clapped his hands and said, "So that's the case!" No wonder he lived to be 800 years old all at once, and he was so much of an adult! ”

King Yama also nodded helplessly and said: "Later, after the little god found out, he wanted to send a ghost to ask for his life again, but he was really a little afraid of the old man's verbosity, it was an accident before, and this time if the little god knew the law and broke the law, it was really a little shameless, so later he had to explain to the Jade Emperor why there was an old man who was more than eight hundred years old in the human world, and the little god could only invite the eight immortals to a banquet and beg them to help share the responsibility......"

Jia Xuyi scratched his head a little and said strangely: "What about the eight of them here?" ”

King Yama smiled secretly, thinking that he had finally wrapped himself and the Eight Immortals, although the Mana of the Eight Immortals was only barely up among the immortals, but if it was about having a wide range of contacts, even the Demon King of the Mighty Bull, who had always been known for his hospitality and boldness, was far inferior.

In the Three Realms, all the demons and immortals who have some reputation will basically give the eight immortals some thin noodles, and now they are also tied to the eight immortals, see if this bastard dares to do it!

Sure enough, as soon as Jia Xu heard the name of the Eight Immortals, his attitude was really kinder, and the careful liver that King Yama had been hanging on finally let go a little.

On the side, Jia Xu didn't notice King Yama's careful thoughts at all, just dragged his chin and didn't know what he was thinking about, and muttered in his mouth: "No wonder there was a legend later, saying that each of the eight immortals gave that Peng Zu's life for another hundred years. ”

After King Yama was relieved, the words gradually increased, and his attitude towards Jia Xu was not as respectful as before, he became much more casual, and said with a smile: "So since this incident, the underworld has set up a new rule, if it needs to be made up for more than thirty years, it will be repaid several times, and it will be repaid slowly for a lifetime, anyway, as long as you are not unlucky to the point of being scattered, there will always be a lifetime to pay it off......"

"Great God, look at it, that Peng Zu is like this, we haven't thought about giving him special approval to return yang, you should know how difficult it is to return yang!"

Jia Xu finally came back to his senses, nodded and said, "But what does this have to do with Xu?" Is it possible that you still dare to disobey the widow? ”

Mom!

King Yama secretly commanded: This is so much Lao Tzu has been talking for a long time!

But Jia Xu looked at himself with fierce eyes, and the king of Yama didn't dare to give him a face, so he had to continue to laugh and say: "Where is it, the big god's affairs, the little god will naturally do it with his heart, it's just ...... This is not something that a small god can call the shots alone......"

Speaking of which, Jia Xu has gradually noticed the careful thinking of King Yama.

However, Jia Xu suddenly stopped in a hurry, put his hands around his chest, raised his eyebrows at the king of Hades and said, "I want to hear it!" ”

King Yama didn't know what was going on, and suddenly there was a chill in his back!

After shivering, King Yama touched his nose and said strangely: "In these dog days, although the underworld is cooler, it won't catch a cold......

Putting aside his doubts, King Yama cleared his throat and explained to Jia Xu: "Although it is not impossible for our underworld to directly return people to yang, but the resurrection of the dead does not conform to the cycle of heaven after all, so in addition to judging and issuing rulings and executions, we also have the work of trying to avoid the resurrection of the dead on weekdays, and there are numerical indicators every year......

"And for the application for returning yang, it is also very complicated, not only does it require the nodding of more than seven people from the Yama Council of our Ten Halls of Yama, but there are also very strict requirements for the identity of the deceased......"

When Jia Xu heard this, he nodded, knowing that although King Yama wanted to delay any longer, what he said was indeed the truth.

Seeing that Jia Xu didn't seem to be aware of his intentions, King Yama spoke more energetically, stretched out two fingers thick with sausages, and gestured: "First, it is required that the deceased belong to a category of people who have untransferable responsibility for the historical process, so that they can return the yang, such as Cao Cao being killed by killer......s several times, and Li Shimin's unexpected soul wandering to the underworld."

"The second is to require that the deceased is a good person who has made a significant contribution to all things in heaven and earth and has been selfless all his life, so that he can be specially approved to return to the yang, such as when Pangu opened the sky and incarnated all things, or the Xuanwu turtle that sacrificed his life to support the sky...... Although Pangu does not have the ability to resurrect, and Xuanwu has not succeeded in restoring Yang because his physical body has been dismembered, this condition does exist and is applicable......"

Jia Xu smiled gloomily, tapped the Hades King's desk with his knuckles, and said with a smile: "Then if the widow has to do you a favor for the national teacher today, will you give this face to the head of the Dao?" ”

King Yama was driven by Jia Xu's beating, as if he was about to explode! The was about to be bluffed, and he hurriedly cried and begged for mercy: "Give!" To give! Whatever the great god wants, the little god will give! ”

When Jia Xu heard this, he clapped his hands happily, and a somersault turned onto the seat of King Yama, and opened the drawer of the small cabinet below with a smile: "That's great!" These shrimp crackers and Jianlibao of yours are now widowed! ”

King Yama was anxious at that time, and with a "whoosh" he pounced on Jia Xu and roared angrily: "Old dog! Let go of this king's snacks! ”