readx;?“ I'm telling you, tomorrow I'll all be in the mood for dressing up! If you dare to be like the usual people, ghosts and ghosts, the old lady can't spare you! This is the third official meeting in history, but this time the initiator is Huang Mei, because her brainless fan Xiaolong came to see her, it is the local tyrant who lent them a luxury yacht to come to Japan and gave them a large amount of living expenses. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Huang Mei said very formally, but everyone didn't care about their clothes, especially Wu Yi and Tang Seng, the two of them were paralyzed like prehistoric cartilage worms, and one of them was holding a handful of melon seeds, and the melon seed skin was vomiting everywhere, and the attitude was extremely arrogant.

Huang Mei's temper came up, and I don't know what spell to use, the melon seeds in Tang Seng and Wu Ai's hands turned into ashes at the bottom of the pot, and by the way, they also burned the eyebrows of the two of them. "! Scald, hot, hot! What are you doing! Wu Yi's face and eyebrows were all gone, and there was only one hand of ash left. Tang Seng seemed to have already adapted to it, and calmly asked Sophia to help wash his face, waiting for Huang Mei's next words.

Huang Mei raised her eyebrows, "Give you a longer memory, save me from talking, you don't know where you are!" "Lao Tzu is not a cage, what you say is good, and say that tomorrow your brainless powder will make us feel refreshed, you see my eyebrows let me burn so that my spirit rises!" Huang Mei chuckled and wiped it on Wu Ai's face, Wu Ai only felt that his face was hot, and now there was really no hair left.

"I'll go! What the hell do you want to do! Wu Yi held the posture of the 88th National Congress of the Communist Party of China that he would act if there was a disagreement. Huang Mei shrugged her shoulders and said, "Help you, it's so clean and easy to put on makeup tomorrow, by the way, Tang Seng, remember to shave it yourself." "Amitabha!" Tang Seng recited a Buddha name and looked very calm, but as long as he had a little brain, he could see that he dared to be angry and did not dare to speak.

Huang Mei clapped her hands and said, "Okay, okay, let's practice first, just think it's already tomorrow, and go back to change clothes." Everyone walked to their rooms, only Wu Ying helplessly said to Huang Mei, "Why are you letting them all go back, do you think they can see people with mushrooms and plugs?" "Actually, I've already explained our origins to Xiaolong." Wu Yi looked at Huang Mei in surprise and said, "Why don't you discuss such a big matter with me?" ”

"What is there to discuss, once he invited me to dinner, he said that I was a goddess, I said that it was, and I told my true identity in a joking way, but I didn't expect him to really believe it!" Wu Yi said thoughtfully: "Now a madman can also have a huge amount of wealth? Or are people who have money not normal people? "you! People are much more normal than you, okay! ”

Wu Yi pouted and said, "Normal wool!" You now go to the street and say that you are a god, nine out of ten people will say that you are a psychopath, and the remaining one will call the police directly, oh yes, this is in Japan, and the second disease is legal, you don't have to worry about the police arresting you. Huang Mei frowned and said, "Xiaolong, he is different, he is very special, how can you say it...... He was lucky! ”

"Nonsense, that rich man is very lucky, I will go back and ask Wu Lao Er if my life has not changed, why is it still a ** silk, this old bastard should not have forgotten it!" As he spoke, he lay down again. Huang Mei kicked Wu Yi and said, "Hurry up and change your clothes, tomorrow you will understand what you mean, Xiaolong is really special!" ”

"Where do I find clothes? I'll bring more than a dozen sets of floral pants, and any one you ask me to change is just as good! "Then why didn't you say it earlier, I said I would have picked out a few clothes for you!" Wu Yi asked rhetorically, "Then do you need to talk about it?" I wear those few pieces every day, and you can't see it, and don't always buy socks for me in the future, the socks in my room can be used as coats when sewn! ”

At this time, everyone has already changed their clothes, how to say it, it can only be described by an idiom, the demons are dancing!

Tang Seng put on the robe that he took out out of nowhere, and he really looked like a monk, Wu Xingyun simply put on the ancient costume white he wore when he came, which was simply a skirt, and it was really difficult for her to wash it so white. The angel chicken is completely dressed as a rampaging motorcycle party, you see the cockscomb is erected! Wu Yi remembered that he didn't have this thing, and when he got closer, it turned out to be hairspray.

The mushroom brothers wore a Santa Claus hat, and when they saw Huang Mei, they looked at themselves and said angrily, "No way, our hands and feet are too short, and we don't have suitable clothes, so we can only make a living and wear two hats." Huang Mei covered her face and said dejectedly: "It seems that there is only this way." "Relatively speaking, Jenny is relatively normal, and people wear medieval evening dresses, which look extravagant.

Huang Mei cried at that time, took Jenny's hand and said, "Look at people, this is the clothes!" This is called spirit! You're looking at you one by one! I'm ashamed to put it at the door to ward off evil spirits! Tang Seng looked at his brand-new robe and said depressedly, "I'm also quite formal, you see that my Buddha beads are still a few days ago in the antique street, I heard that it was brought by Jianzhen, it is the Tang Dynasty monk." ”

"Aren't you also a monk in the Tang Dynasty, why do you bring others?" "You don't understand, this is called studying abroad gilded, and it is also a truth that I learned from experience, but people have returned successfully, and I am still on the road of struggle." Wu Yi held the Buddha beads and looked at them and asked, "How much did you spend to buy them?" "Four thousand!" Wu Yi nodded and said, "It's okay, I didn't get too ruthless." "You're saying I'm fake?" "If it's true, I'll eat him with my ass!"

Ignoring Tang Seng's depression, Sophia finally appeared, the real dazzling, others need to buy clothes to try to fit it on, as long as she thinks it looks good, she can directly transfigulate, it is definitely exactly the same as what she seems. This time Sophia was wearing a beige short skirt with two purple ribbons tied to her snow-white legs; The two eponymous crystal earrings are as soft as milk against the snow-white complexion, and a pair of light blue high heels are on their feet, although they are very tall, but Sophia will definitely not fall, anyway, they are all an extension of a part of her body.

The two men present were all stunned, Sophia could be said to be familiar with them anymore, usually silent but very docile, whoever asked her for help was very happy, but the premise was that Wu Ill must not be harmed, or Wu Ill as long as it was a little louder Sophia would run over to check, for fear that something would happen to Wu Ill, and this protective force was to treat Wu Ill as a baby.

This time she was really amazed, Sophia shyly tugged at the corner of her skirt and said, "Stella chose it for me, she said that I can eat Ernie sauce like this!" The nosebleed naturally flowed out of his nostrils, and Wu Zhi didn't notice it at all, and resolutely stared at Sophia. Sophia said dumbfounded, "I won't eat Ernie sauce, he is my most important person, I will definitely protect him!" ”

Wu Yi swore that Sophia must not know the meaning of "eat", but the more simple the expression is, the more terrible the temptation of a man, and Wu Yi can hardly hold back a restless heart. "Calm down! Be sure to calm down! Sophia is not an ordinary girl, she is a girl who may take out a big ** from her skirt at any time, she must not move her mind! ”

After thinking about it like this for a long time, it took him to calm down, and Wu Yi slapped Tang Seng in the face: "You monk, what are you looking at?" You can't do it! Tang Seng made a noble statement, "Amitabha, Wu Shizhu, you are like, the poor monk is just appreciating beautiful things, Sophia is so sweet and lovely, naturally you have to look twice, and the appreciation of beauty is everyone's pursuit"

"If you wipe your saliva clean, I'll probably believe it!" Tang Seng immediately wiped his mouth when he heard this. A peony flower swayed and flew over, Wu Yi's first reaction was to volley, so it was not a problem to hang the golden hook upside down, and then the bolt flew out of the window screaming, and came back after a while. Holding on to the window, he exhaled, "I just said that this is not good, Anne Fei said that it looks so good!" ”

Wu Yi hurriedly apologized and said, "I'm really sorry, bolt, I just watched a flower fly over, and I kicked it without thinking much about it." "Okay, don't explain, I don't have to dress up as a dragon at all, you can see how flashy my dragon scales are!" "Yes, yes, yes! You are the most handsome, and you are born beautiful! ”

Huang Mei clapped her hands and said, "Forget it, let's go to the street to have a look, except for Sophia and Jenny, you are still beautiful, everyone else is simply scary, all listen to me and now all have left turns!" Run and go! Departure from the target department store! (To be continued.) )