Lu Dongbin: "Haha, the Great Sage is too reputed, too reputed." It's just a false name in the world. It can't be true, it can't be true! (Pouting emoji +1)"

He Xiangu: "The little girl has long heard that Sun Dasheng has seventy-two changes in the earth, a somersault cloud that travels 108,000 miles a day, and is also proficient in advanced spells such as immortality. (Smile +1)"

Monkey King: "Haha... Speaking of which, my grandson has a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not? (Evil Smile +2)"

Han Xiangzi: "The Great Sage, but it doesn't hurt to say it!" (Sweaty emoji +1)"

Sun Wukong: "Talking about Lu Dongbin, one of the eight immortals of Taoism. Naturally, I have to mention its swordsmanship. My grandson is not itching for a while. I wonder if Sword Immortal Lu Dongbin can dare to fight with my old grandson? (Smug +1)"

Lu Dongbin: "Haha, since the Great Sage has been invited. Xiaoxian, I naturally have no reason to refuse, so why don't you decide the time and place, the Great Sage? (+2 fist emote)"

Erlang God: "Yo drink, it seems that there is another good show." (Laughing emoji +3)"

Zhu Bajie: "Quickly seize the front row." (Smug +1)"

Djinn God: "Outside, outside, outside." Fight to defeat Buddha Sun Wukong VS Sword Immortal Lu Dongbin. Start betting now, and please come and vote in order of first serving! (Shouting Emoji +1)"

Clairvoyant: "Sold in the front row, fairy peach, fairy water, fairy wine." All are sold at half price, all are sold at half price! (+2 with emoticons)"

Sun Wukong himself is a stone monkey born from the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, and has been changing his life against the sky since his birth. First, he was alone in a lonely boat. He crossed the Fangcun Mountain not far from the sea in Xiniu Hezhou, and worshiped under the Bodhi Patriarch as his tenth generation apprentice.

After that, he went to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to ask for the Sea God Needle like the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and went to the Yama Hall to tamper with the book of life and death. After that, he broke into the South Heavenly Gate alone, stirring up the huge heavenly realm into a mess.

Looking through the history of Sun Wukong, to put it bluntly, it is the history of the struggle of a dick who successfully counterattacked the rich and handsome. It's simply not too inspirational.

As for Lu Dongbin's background, he is also somewhat similar to Sun Wukong. is also taking the route of Diaosi counterattacking the rich and handsome. After that, he was also enlightened by the immortals, and since then he has preached with a sword, and finally achieved positive results. Ascend to the heavenly realm!

These two famous immortals, although their experiences are the same. Even in temper, there is little difference, to put it bluntly, they are standard militants. If you don't fight for a day, you'll be uncomfortable.

What's more, the two have never dealt with each other before, but they have long heard of the names of both parties. This time, through the Three Realms chat group, the two finally intersected. Naturally, these two sides are full of fighting spirit, and they can't wait to strip naked and go to a secluded place now. Let's fight for 300 rounds!

Just the more Sun Wukong and Lu Dongbin chatted, the hotter they became, and the more they chatted, the more excited they became. There is almost no WeChat account that calls each other, and there is nothing to go out to chat about life. Then when doing something indescribable.

Tie Guan Li, who was the head of the Eight Immortals, was also a little unbearable at this time, so he saw him cough lightly. A little embarrassed:

"Haha, Lu Yan must not be excited, must not be excited. You and Sun Dasheng will have time to communicate with each other in the future, and it will not be bad for this time. Xiaoxian is the head of the Eight Immortals. Naturally, I prepared some meeting gifts, and I hope that all Taoist friends will smile and accept them. ”

Let's talk about the greeting gift. The immortals, who were still chatting enthusiastically, also quieted down at this time. One by one, they were waiting with bated breath for Tie Guan Li's big red envelope!

Sure enough, as soon as Tie Guan Li's voice fell, he saw a big red envelope pop out of the dialog box. Lee Jong-hoon was shocked, and immediately reached out and clicked on it.

"You're a step late, the red envelope has already been collected."

"Huh, sure enough, I haven't robbed it for a while, master. It's still a hand! ”

Li Zhongxun muttered quietly, but he was not in a hurry, and quietly stared at the red envelope below.

Soon, Li Gang finished sending red envelopes in Tiegui. Here, Han Zhongli also immediately sent a red envelope.

"Ding Dong!"

Almost as soon as Han Zhongli's red envelope popped up, Lee Jong-hoon's finger was already on the mobile phone screen.

"You're a step late, the red envelope has already been collected."

"It was an accident, this is something else. I'm sure I'll be able to grab the next one! ”

Lee Jong-hoon rubbed his hand on the sheet again, and kept comforting himself;

Soon, the red envelope was like rain, Zhang Guolao, He Xiangu, Han Xiangzi. These three big hands also sent their red envelopes one after another. Sure enough, Lee Jong-hoon didn't even touch the red envelope.

At this time, Lee Jong-hoon, who was not in much of a hurry, now has a fine cold sweat oozing from his head. He tugged at the corners of his mouth:

"it, it's not scientific. Why didn't you grab seven red envelopes? Now there is only one last one left, so you must grab it! ”

Lu Dongbin: "What? It's coming to me so soon! ”

Tie Guan Li: "Lu Yan, you jumped the ticket just now." Don't think about skipping the ticket this time, otherwise don't blame the big brother for forcibly swiping your merits. ”

Lu Dongbin: "Eh, big brother is angry, angry." I'll send it, I'll send it. ”

Almost five minutes passed like this, just when Lee Jong-hoon thought that Lu Dongbin had run away. I saw that the phone suddenly vibrate.

"Ding Dong!"

The last Lu Dongbin's red envelope was long overdue.

Maybe it's because Lu Dongbin released the pigeons for a little too long this time, so that all the immortals in the Three Realms chat group thought that this kid had jumped the ticket again. But then they just quit the Three Realms chat group one by one, and Lu Dongbin, who was killed by this day, immediately killed a horse pistol.

At the bottom of the chat box, a red light flashed.

Lee Jong-hoon stretched out his index finger in lightning and tapped it on the big red envelope in 0.01 seconds. I saw that the copper coin on the red envelope was only symbolically turned, and it was opened!

"Dear VIP users, congratulations, you have grabbed Lu Dongbin's red envelope. Won a bronze medal from Lu Dongbin and a pet ration. It has now been deposited in the Treasure Cabinet, please pay attention to check. Thank you! ”

Seeing that he had successfully snatched the red envelope, Lee Jong-hoon was overjoyed. Then after seeing what he had snatched, his face suddenly fell.

"What rice? Lu Dongbin, are you sure you're not joking with me?! A Gold Medal Premium Pet Ration?! Aren't you known as a sword fairy! It seems to be okay, you can send some sword-related exercise cheats. You don't pick the door like this, do you? Who is fooling by sending a pet ration!! ”

Lee Jong-hoon now has a deep understanding of what it means to have ups and downs in life, and it's really exciting enough! All he felt was that there were 10,000 *** horses speeding past him in front of him. However, before Lee Jong-hoon could complain for a while, the originally lifeless Three Realms chat group became active again in an instant.

There is no doubt that the topics they discussed were all related to Lu Dongbin. With Tie Guan Li, the head of the Eight Immortals, as the vanguard, he carried out an all-round, multi-level, and wide-ranging crusade against Lu Dongbin. asked one after another, Lu Dongbin was sending a red envelope.

But Lu Dongbin, who slammed the door this time, didn't obey like last time, and ran away directly. In the end, the responsibility of handing out red envelopes fell on Uncle Cao Guo and Lan Caihe, the last two big hands among the eight immortals.

Uncle Cao Guo simply exchanged politeness with the immortals, and then directly sent out his own red envelopes.

"Ding Dong!"

Maybe it was because Lee Jong-hoon had successfully snatched Lu Dongbin's bag of pet rations before, so Lee Jong-hoon's luck was also out of luck this time, and he just clicked on the red envelope. I saw that the copper coin at the seal of the red envelope turned around several times, and finally a sentence popped up.

"Hello VIP users, congratulations on grabbing Uncle Cao's red envelope. Receive a bronze subgrade plant seed. It has been deposited in the Treasure Cabinet, please pay attention to check. Thank you! ”

"Bronze seed?! Bronze medal, bronze medal again! Could it be that the Eight Immortals are all interested in Olympic medals, and they have to send a red envelope to divide the gold, silver, and bronze medals? ! ”

I haven't taken Lee Jong-hoon into the Treasure Pavilion to see what the hell this plant seed and ration is. saw Lan Caihe's red envelopes also coming one after another.

"Triple kill, triple kill, triple kill! I'll it! ”

Lee Jong-hoon kept silently reciting the triple kill in his mouth, but the movements in his hands were not slow at all. It was directly on the red envelope. I saw that the red envelope was still rotating for a while like last time. Finally, a sentence popped up:

"You're a step late, the red envelope has already been collected."

Lee Jong-hoon took a deep breath, although he didn't succeed in completing a three-fight kill. However, it is a very good record to be able to grab two of the eight red envelopes. Contentment, contentment. I just don't know if the red envelopes of the two immortals, Lu Dongbin and Uncle Cao Guo, will be as bad luck as the bad luck charm issued by Tai Bai Xing.

As soon as I thought of it, the bad luck charm of the Tai Platinum Star that I grabbed last time. Lee Jong-hoon suddenly felt that his mind was full of black lines, and he felt that he was "ecstatic" when he reasoned. He Lee Jong-hoon never wanted to be in the teahouse for the second time!

Thinking of this, Lee Jong-hoon couldn't help but beat a drum in his heart. Some apprehensively clicked on the Treasure Pavilion to take a closer look:

"Bronze Medal Lower Grade Pet Rations: This is Lu Dongbin's Bronze Medal Lower Grade Pet Rations. Since the last time Lu Dongbin was bitten by the Roaring Dog. I swore that I would never have to be bitten by a dog for the second time, so in recent years, I have devoted myself to the art of beast breeding. This is a low-grade pet ration that Lu Dongbin casually refined, and using it for immortal beasts will improve the qualifications of immortal beasts, and there will be a certain chance of mutating immortal beasts! ”

"I strove it, but I didn't expect the dignified sword immortal to be scared enough. This is really shocking, even to prevent dog bites. He also began to study the beast and raise the beast. It's really the most amazing thing in the world! ”

Lee Jong-hoon sighed as he looked at the black pet rations, and then his eyes fell on the small black pocket embroidered with exquisite copper edges behind the back beam of the bronze medal. He clicked on it and took a look!

"Bronze Medal Inferior Plant Seeds: This is a failed product produced by the plants cultivated by the blue harvest on weekdays, and the effect is far inferior to the finished product. Doesn't seem to be of much use. Among them, there are 10 lower-grade fairy seeds, as for what... Lan Caihe didn't know what he was growing. Invite the host to explore it on their own! ”

"Alas... Master, why am I always so unlucky? ”

After reading the two red envelopes that he had worked so hard to grab today, Li Zhongxun couldn't help but sigh gloomily;

"Let's talk about this blue Caihe's bronze medal plant seed first! What is Nima Lancai and I don't know what I grow? Let me experience it myself?! Lan Cai and you dare to cheat a little more! Also, what kind of it to go on yourself? Is it possible to buy a few pots at the flower, bird and fish market? Isn't that a joke! Forget it, take the time to go back to your hometown after a while. Bury this thing in the ground. It just so happened that I hadn't seen my parents in a while. I really want to! ”

"After talking about Lan Cai and this pit daddy's plant seeds, let's talk about this Lu Dongbin's bronze medal pet rations. Also Nima Immortal Beast?! Where did Lao Tzu turn into a fairy beast for you?! You might as well let me catch you a five-clawed golden dragon!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon pursed his lips and whispered in his heart. He directly exited the Treasure Pavilion. After this big ticket, the immortals broke through for a while, grabbed red envelopes, and tore them up. Lee Jong-hoon, who is really making trouble, is now not sleepy at all. Just look at your current merit value and incense situation.

This breakthrough reached the early stage of Qi refining. Presumably, a lot of incense and merit should have been consumed. Sure enough, he just entered WeChat and called up the merit and incense interface.

But...

Sure enough, Lee Jong-hoon took a look after opening the system interface. After this breakthrough, the incense that was originally very abundant fell directly to double digits. If you don't want to find a way to further increase your fans, then the next breakthrough in the small realm has become a problem.

Lee Jong-hoon sat in front of the computer and let out a long breath, although the fan base of "Breaking the Sky" has stabilized and he can provide himself with a lot of incense every month, but it is far from quenching his thirst, so Lee Jong-hoon decided to open his second book.

"What should I write about the second book?!"

Lee Jong-hoon held his chin with one hand and looked listlessly at the computer screen. Soon a new news on Sina Weibo caught his eye:

The first Sina Weibo Romance Creation Contest welcomes all Sina Weibo netizens who love romance to write your own romance. We will give a cash prize of 200,000 soft girl coins to the champion works, as well as follow-up IP changes and work publication recommendations. It's better to act than to be excited, why don't you write your own romance story on Weibo?

"Romance?! By the way, there is a way. As of March 2013, Sina Weibo has 143.8 million monthly active users and 66.6 million daily active users, including a large number of verified accounts of government agencies, officials, enterprises and individuals. With such an extremely perfect platform in hand, why can't you worry about not being able to increase your fans? The fan problem is solved, and the incense is naturally not a problem! ”