"Master, can I stay here alone for a while?"

If you want to try it, you have to open up the Zen Tibetan Master first. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Donor, please!"

Venerable Zenzang folded his hands, turned around and walked out.

Wei Wuji turned to look, his eyes piercing through the walls, and saw Master Zenzang walking all the way to the hut next to the side hall, washing his hands, and starting to make tea.

Sure enough, it was a high monk, and he didn't take a peek.

Wei Wuji was ashamed of his villainous heart, and then looked at the big word "Wei", jumped up suddenly, and slammed his head into it, and with a bang, the entire Buddha statue shook violently.

But he didn't enter the so-called Way, and was bounced back to the ground, touching his aching forehead, and feeling that he was a fool. forced, obviously played by Brother Monkey.

"Brother Monkey, I've tried, it's useless!"

Wei Wuji took his breath and did not have a seizure.

"Maybe I'm mistaken, let's try the next word!"

Sun Wukong replied.

"Brother Monkey, if it's still not right this time, I'm going to pee on your Buddha statue."

Wei Wuji threatened.

"My grandson used to pee in the palm of Rulai, but it was just a bronze Buddha statue, it didn't matter!"

Sun Wukong didn't care, thinking back to the past, he couldn't help laughing.

However, Wei Wuji tried the other four characters, but he still couldn't enter the so-called secret way, and his forehead hurt sharply, and he was miserable.

"Maybe I'm misremembering, wait for me to study and study."

Sun Wukong's research is gone.

Wei Wuji touched his forehead and walked out of the main hall, knowing that Brother Monkey was deliberately manipulating him, being an immortal Buddha, as if he was bored every day, such as Nezha, who relied on spoof red envelopes for fun.

The Zen Tibetan Master has made the tea.

The two sat in the pavilion on the top of the mountain, drinking tea and discussing Zen, and were content.

Fortunately, he had read the Three Tibetan Sutras by heart, and Wei Wuji was able to have a happy chat with the Zen Tibetan Master.

Zen Tibetan Master believes in the existence of the Monkey King who defeated the Buddha, and naturally also believes in the existence of the Buddha of Tan Merit.

When Wei Wuji saw it, he immediately took out a hundred copies and gave them to Master Zenzang, so that Master Zenzang could give them to other Buddhist monks.

Master Zenzang was so excited that he almost fainted.

After descending the mountain, Wei Wuji looked back at the top of the mountain, Brother Monkey's temple was so depressed that it had to be repaired as soon as possible.

was about to go back to school, but received a call from Xia Zhongru.

Going to Xia's house for dinner again, hanging up the phone, Wei Wuji shook his head helplessly, and when he saw that it was still early, he slowly walked towards Zhongru Peak.

Airplanes!

In the Grim Reaper red envelope group, someone suddenly @ him, click in to take a look, but it was Nezha.

Where: Mowgli, can you give me back that fairy clothes? @魏无忌

Fairy clothes?

It should be the butterfly fairy dress of the butterfly fairy Mutian Butterfly!

At that time, I grabbed it, and I was going to give it to Niu Tingting, but because I was busy building the foundation, I forgot about it, but how could I return the things I grabbed in my hand!

Wei Wuji: I've already given away the clothes.

Nezha: Huh?

Nezha: Gave it away?

Nezha: I'm coming back soon, whatever that person wants, I'll give it.

Seeing that Nezha is so urgent, I am afraid that he will be entangled by Mu Tiandie.

can force Nezha like this, this Mutian Butterfly is not simple.

Wei Wuji: Third Prince, that man likes the bamboos in the Purple Bamboo Forest very much, you go and cut a few in exchange.

Nezha: Okay, it just so happens that the Bodhisattva is not at home these days, so I will go and cut it secretly.

Wei Wuji just teased Nezha, but he didn't expect Nezha to agree.

However, the purple bamboo in the purple bamboo forest of Guanyin Bodhisattva is by no means an extraordinary bamboo, and if you can get a few, it is not bad.

Nezha: How many do you want?

Wei Wuji: Not much, just a thousand!

Nezha: Believe it or not, the prince cut you, how many are a thousand roots? (Angry emoji)

A few Nezha dared to cut it, and the Bodhisattva knew it, so he scolded a few words, and then punished him to feed the fish, get rid of the demons, but a thousand......

A thousand, what a big piece you have to cut off!

Nezha was stunned in the clouds, unable to come back to his senses for a long time.

Wei Wuji could understand Nezha's mood at this moment, and made up for it.

Guanyin Bodhisattva returned home, and when he raised his eyes, the purple bamboo forest was in disarray, and a large piece of the high-grade purple bamboo that had grown for countless years was cut down.

At that moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva will definitely be angry into a bear and a big bear.

Then Nezha became bald and strong in seconds, and was beaten miserably.

Nezha: Mowgli, for the sake of me saving your life back then, you can just give me the fairy clothes!

Wei Wuji: You saved me? How I don't know.

Nezha: It was a red moon night, the fog was heavy, you went to the Guanghan Palace with your mask covered, ready to steal the clothes of the fairies in the palace, but you were unexpectedly discovered, and you were chased and beaten by the fairies.

Tang Sanzang: Third prince, how do you remember that you went to steal, was chased and beaten by the fairy, and sued in front of the Jade Emperor's seat, the Jade Emperor issued a criticism notice and posted it everywhere in the fairy world, so angry that your father had to pick your skin, or Wuji persuaded your father to save you from the pain of flesh and skin!

Nezha: Meritorious Buddha, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute (tearful expression)

Tang Sanzang: Many people say that, good, good!

Wei Wuji wiped his sweat, this Nezha, it turned out that his mouth was full of lies, so he had to be careful in the future.

Nezha: Mowgli, my dad still has a lot of good treasures there, why don't I steal them and exchange them with you, okay?

Tang Sanzang: Mowgli, Li Tianwang has a short temper, when the time comes to settle accounts with you, you can't resist it.

Wei Wuji: Thank you for the reminder!

Nezha: I really want to smash the Qiankun circle a few times on that bald head.

Tang Sanzang: Third Prince, are you talking about the bald head of the poor monk (question expression)

Nezha: Whoever should be the prince is talking about whom!

Jiang Ziya: The butterfly fairy has a spicy temperament, Nezha, you are full, what do you have to provoke her?

Nezha: Taigong save me (countless pitiful expressions)

Jiang Ziya: The old man has an idea that allows you to transfer the disaster to Wuji.

Nezha: Speak quickly, speak quickly!

Wei Wuji: Jiang Taigong, you have to think clearly before you speak!

Jiang Ziya: This ......

Jiang Ziya: The old man suddenly remembered that Taiyi Zhenren was playing chess with the old man.

Nezha: Nonsense, my master obviously accompanied Nuwa Niangniang to the north.

But Jiang Ziya no longer made any movement.

Tang Sanzang: Mowgli, this little Nezha just owes it to clean up, that fairy clothes, don't give it to him alive or dead.

Nezha: I never found out that you, a monk, are so vicious!

Wei Wuji: Third Prince, I don't want much, either the whole ten gourd Taishang Laojun refining elixir, or cut down a thousand Guanyin Bodhisattva's purple bamboo, choose one of the two, I'm a good talker, right?

Nezha: Good talker!

Wei Wuji: If you scold me again, I'll set fire to the fairy clothes.

Nezha: Don't, I'll find a way (crying emoji)

Tang Sanzang: Today is in a good mood, and the poor monks have to go out for a walk.

Seeing Nezha being rectified, Tang Seng's heart was almost happy.

Wei Wuji was about to quit the red envelope group, but saw Iron Man appear.

Iron Man: I found a good place, the girl here, fair skin and beautiful appearance, ********, I have a treat, can I come? @魏无忌

Wei Wuji: I won't come here if I have something to do, and if I have the opportunity to go to the United States in the future, find me a few more of your beauties to make up for it, by the way, I want Pepper like that.

Iron Man: Pepper is unique.

Wei Wuji: Then Pepper is fine.

Iron Man: Pepper's kung fu is first-class, and you can't be even.

Wei Wuji: It's okay, I can take medicine.

Iron Man: No matter how much medicine you take, the size won't change, hahaha!

Wei Wuji had a black line, no longer paying attention to the rascal, looking at the time, and speeding forward.

On the phone, Xia Lao's voice was low, and he was afraid that something big had happened. (To be continued.) )