Chapter 292: Tang Seng wants to eat Tang Seng meat
readx;?Tang Sanzang: Bragging is bragging, you iron pimple, insulting the two apprentices of the poor monk in one sentence, are you looking for death?
Iron Man: I'm just giving you an analogy. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Tang Sanzang: These two apprentices of the poor monk, one is a Buddha and the other is a Bodhisattva, how can you be insulted by a mortal?
Iron Man: How did you become as conceited as Saul?
Iron Man: Is God amazing? Isn't the Buddha great? Are bodhisattvas great?
Iron Man's mouth, once the under-pumping mode is turned on, a hundred big locks can't be locked.
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Lei Gong: You kid, you still have the face to say, if it weren't for you to block the robbery, would I still not be able to get out of bed?
Electronist: yes, my poor hair, it hasn't grown back until now (tearful expression)
Wei Wuji: When I didn't say (white eyes)
Speaking of which, Lei Gongdian is pitiful enough.
Dingding.
The phone rang twice suddenly.
Wei Wuji exits the red envelope group and sees a new friend request.
Phoenix asks to add you as a friend.
Phoenix?
The phoenix that Wei Wuji knows is only one of the fifth uncle.
But the name is Phoenix, not necessarily the deity is really a Phoenix.
Immediately clicked to agree, and it was not until this moment that the phoenix's avatar was loaded.
It was a real phoenix, dancing for nine days, spewing out divine fire, and beneath it was a sea of bright red blood.
"Deputy head of the regiment, do you miss the fifth uncle?"
As soon as he agreed, the phoenix sent a message.
Damn, it's really the fifth fucking uncle!
"I said Wuzai, isn't your name Fifth Uncle, how did you become a phoenix?"
Wei Wuji couldn't help but laugh and asked.
"Who told you that the fifth uncle is the fifth uncle's real name?"
The fifth uncle was unusually embarrassed, and said: "Now that the fifth uncle has successfully changed from a black chicken to a phoenix, of course he has to show it." ”
"How are you doing in the Demon Realm?"
Wei Wuji asked.
"It's bad."
The fifth uncle immediately turned depressed and said: "The demon world is declining, the phoenix clan is even more sluggish, and the huge demon world, there is only one phoenix left in the fifth uncle, miserable, too miserable." ”
"How good, no demon is your opponent, then you can dominate the demon world."
Wei Wuji said with envy.
"What a fart!"
When the fifth uncle heard this, he was directly angry, and said: "There is no mother phoenix, how do you let the fifth uncle pass on the ancestry?" How to make the Phoenix Clan strong again? ”
Well, it turns out that Wu Tsai is worried about this.
"Just find a fierce bird and force it to be born."
Wei Wuji replied with a smile.
"Bloodline matters."
The fifth uncle knew that he couldn't explain it clearly to Wei Wuji, so he asked instead, "Fifth Uncle's pickled chicken group, is it still there?" ”
"They're all fine, don't worry!"
It was rare that the fifth uncle was still thinking about those people, and Wei Wuji immediately replied.
"The fifth uncle has prepared some gifts, everyone has a share, you send them to them."
The fifth uncle is in the demon world, and he is about to get sick, and he thinks about his pickled chicken group on the earth all day long.
As soon as he changed from a black chicken to a phoenix, he immediately used his cultivation and used Skynet to contact Wei Wuji, the main purpose of which was to give gifts.
Airplanes.
Click to receive the fifth uncle's red envelope, and a lot of messy things poured into the treasure chest.
Wei Wuji clicked into the treasure chest and looked at it, there were all kinds of animal waists and whips, all kinds of beautiful feathers, all of them were gadgets.
But because there are no such things on the earth, if they are sold, even a feather is worth at least ten million.
Those members of the pickled chicken group are going to make a fortune this time.
"Wuzai, you can't be too partial, what about the gift for me?"
A red package has a lot of things, but in Wei Wuji's opinion, there is nothing that makes him happy.
"The fifth uncle found two pairs of wings, give them to the flower girl and the black girl!"
The fifth uncle said and sent another red envelope.
Click to receive, it is the two pairs of wings, both of which were taken from the body of the Dapeng bird.
Can cats and dogs use these wings?
"The fifth uncle has been blessed with the deepest phoenix treasure technique, as long as you give them to you."
The fifth uncle was worried that Wei Wuji would mess around, and said, "This is for cats and dogs, if it is used on people, people will become nondescript monsters." ”
"And what about my gift?"
Seeing that the fifth uncle was so affectionate, Wei Wuji felt that the gift given to him must be even more precious.
"Fifth Uncle forgot, I'll give it to you next time."
The fifth uncle obviously did it on purpose, and said, "The fifth uncle just found a beautiful hen black chicken, let's talk back." ”
Damn the five!
But looking at those two pairs of wings, Wei Wuji was looking forward to it, expecting that the cat and dog would really be able to fly into the sky after putting on their wings.
Since you have a pet, you naturally have to do everything you can to make your pet unique.
Until this moment, Tang Seng was still in the Red Envelope Group of the Grim Reaper, and he was obsessed with the Tang Seng meat that Wei Wuji said.
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