"Millennium Gong! I'm back."

The hall was still full of dark tones, and the long conference table was full of people, and everyone in the Noah family sat in their seats and ate food.

The Millennium Earl said in an extremely strange tone: "Yo roar roar ~ how is Rod this time ~ Did you have fun?" ”

Rods said coquettishly: "Millennium Gong! I've met that cursed kid and the guy you said was weird, and I had a lot of fun this time. ”

The black-haired Debit among the twin Noahs said: "Ah~ The exorcist is not very good, hehehehe~ Are you still killed by Rhodes?"

The blonde Gasdero, one of the dementia-like twins, repeated: "Killed! Killed? ”

"Millennium Gong! Didn't you tell me that madman was going to turn into a skeleton covered in fire! ”

The Millennial Earl said unhurriedly: "Oh roar ~ what happened to little Rhodes later"

"Of course that kind of stupid person can't beat me."

"Lord Earl~! It's all because you dote on Lord Rhodes too much, that guy is terrible Ro"

The Millennium Earl showed a cruel look behind his glasses and said: "It's okay~ As long as it doesn't affect my script, everything doesn't matter~, but that kind of variable"

Noaticich Meek, who was sitting in his seat and eating a delicious meal elegantly, suddenly spoke: "A madman, is it so exaggerated?" ”

Angry Noahskin Bolick also said: "Yes! I can finish him off in just a few clicks. ”

After speaking, Si Jin took a sip of the juice in his hand, and then said angrily: "It's not sweet~!" Still not sweet! Didn't you tell you to take the sweet, you have to say it a few times before you understand. ”

Skinn turned into a demon crusher again, stood up and punched the demon manservant next to him, and continued to beat the demon manservant sitting on the demon manservant.

At this moment, a large, delicate white hand slapped the back of Skin's head and slapped him down.

Zhang Sanmad sat on the chair and picked up the drink, took a sip and reprimanded: "It's so delicious!" You still say it's not sweet! No matter how sweet it is, it should be diabetes, what if I urinate sugar!. ”

Goo~

Goo~

Zhong Noah looked at Zhang Sanmad with a strange expression, and drank a large glass of Sking's drink juice into it one by one.

After that, Zhang Sanmad also reprimanded him unashamedly: "Look at me! I've never been a picky eater, such a delicious drink is also sweetened, even if you want to be sweet, you can talk to the comrade who was beaten by you and was not human~ I believe it will understand, you see how I do it, learn a little. ”

"Waiter! Two tons of drinks and two bundles of green onions, and twenty buns for me when I'm hungry! ”

"I want meat filling~ I can do any meat except human meat, I am not picky, and the diameter of the bun cannot be less than one meter! Otherwise, I'm not happy with my meal, and as for the bill, I owe it first, and I think that someone will pay me in the name of a crazy and good person. ”

After that, Zhang San climbed onto the table like no one was around, took Rod's drink, and drank it all in a big gulp.

Zhang San hiccuped madly and said, "Ah~Happy~ The lemon-flavored soda is really the best." ”

Rod said angrily: "Hey~ Why do you guys drink my drink, that's my cup." ”

"We don't know each other~ I don't know the others and I'm embarrassed to do it, I'm still your agent, when are you going to New Delhi, India~ I heard that the Ganges broth is now cooked."

At this time, the Millennium Earl said: "This gentleman~ Hello! I see you're familiar, we seem to have met somewhere. ”

"We may have seen it when we shit, I squatted in the toilet for how many hours to pull five catties of shit every ten minutes, and I once blocked the toilet five or six times a day, I see your ass is so big! It should also be a long squat toilet, people with big butts are good to shit. ”

"Ugh"

Several Noahs, who were still eating, put down their knives and forks, and they couldn't eat anymore when they heard Zhang Sanmad's surging words.

Vomit~

There was also a blonde haired female Noah who threw up.

The Millennium Earl calmed down and said, "What is the purpose of the gentleman's visit, and is he interested in joining us?" ”

Zhang Sanmad waved his hand solemnly and said: "The world is the biggest, and the dinner is the biggest~ Eat first and then talk about business." ”

The Millennium Earl had nothing to say, so he could only serve Zhang Sanmad food.

Si Jin was still lying on the male demon's body, and it seemed that he was knocked unconscious by Zhang Sanmad's sneak attack.

"Hey~bones~ How did you get in?" Rod asked.

Zhang Sanmad said while drinking a drink: "I~ Because the social order is too chaotic now, and the East Turkistan elements are too cruel, I don't even know that Tiannan and Haibei are my home, and Lao Wang next door to my house knows how to beat his wife every day." ”

Rod said as if coquettish: "Bones~ Just tell me!" ”

"You ask the old Wang next door to my house~ Although he only knows how to beat his wife, you have to admire him! That old boy can play the harmonica! Can square dance! Playing with birds! can fight dogs~ That's really unseemly. ”

Rod sighed and continued to coquettishly say, "Who asked him, how did you get in?" ”

"I came in on a motorcycle~ If you want to sit, I'll take you for a ride in a while, that thing is always fast and galloping all over the world! Universiade motorcycles. ”

The Millennial Earl was bored and began to knit his sweater, and the other Noah looked at Zhang San with some shame.

Zhang Sanmad chewed five green onions in his mouth one by one

Gacha~

Gacha~

Gacha~

Zhang Sanmad was chewing green onions unconsciously, and the other Noah looked at them with straight teeth, as a gentleman who eats Western food all year round, who has ever seen eating green onions on the dining table, green onions are definitely the most disgusting and unpalatable vegetables in their eyes.

Rod asked curiously: "Bone~!" Isn't that spicy food you eat? That stinky thing is disgusting. ”

"How could it be~ Green onions are the ladder of human progress, and life will lose color without green onions! I don't allow you to say that about green onions! Green onions will cry when they hear it. ”

"Uh, what's the deal with your burning bones?"

"It's time for buns."

Let's chirp~

Let's chirp~

Let's chirp~

"Hey~ I'll ask you! Stinky bones. ”

Zhang Sanmad gestured with his hand to the demon maid behind him to come over, and Zhang Sanmad said, "What country are you from?" ”

"China in China"

"I'll just say~ Look at your good face~ Where is your family."

Although the demon was very incomprehensible, as a guest of the Millennium Earl, it still replied: "Anhui"

"Do you know stinky tofu?"

"Hmm"

"Bring me a few plates."

Zhang Sanmad took the stinky tofu and ate it with black water dripping from the corner of his mouth, and threw it in front of others for others to eat, how could everyone of the stinking Noah clan put it in their mouths.

Some Noahs sat in their chairs with one hand over their heads, unable to bear to look at them.

~Vomit~

The blonde woman Noah Lulu Bell vomited even more, and if it weren't for the appeasement of the Millennial Earl, they would have run away long ago.

After a while, a table full of steamed buns was gone, and Noah was the first time he had seen it.

At this time, the Millennium Earl said: "Mr. Zhang, how have you thought about it, there are many benefits to joining us." ”

Si Jin said: "Millennium Gong~ Let me smash his head." ”

Zhang Sanmad opened his mouth and a stinky tofu mixed with green onions came out, and everyone quickly covered their noses and mouths: "Uh~ You guys are too disrespectful, your circle is too messy~ I can't stand the birds!" I'd better go. ”

The Millennial Earl's face turned red and said, "That's a refusal, then you better die." ”

All Noahs couldn't bear it anymore, and they all attacked Zhang Sanmad.

Zhang Sanmad cast his fart escape and escaped from the room.

Got out of the door and rode a motorcycle and said, "You want to kill me~ I'm waiting with the marshals!" I'll run when you come. ”

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Zhang Sanmad found a random door and ran out, and found himself teleported to a prairie, with a train passing by the railroad tracks on his right.

Zhang Sanmad looked at it and saw Miranda, hum ~ buzz ~ hum ~ Zhang Sanmad increased the throttle and caught up with Miranda's car.

Zhang Sanmad shouted loudly: "Miranda! Aaron~! Li Nali! ”

Miranda was still clumsy, pointing out the window and saying, "Zhang Zhangsan is crazy!" He's outside. ”

Li Nali looked out the window, and it was really Zhang Sanmad chasing them on a motorcycle.

Yalian was the most seriously injured among them, and he reluctantly sat up and said, "Really~!" It's great that Crazy Brother is okay. ”

Zhang Sanmad smiled brightly, pulled out an iron chain from the motorcycle box, threw it into the compartment, dragged Yalian out, tied him to the front of the motorcycle, and dragged Li Nali and Miranda out in turn and sat in the back seat of his car.

Zhang San said madly: "Ahaha~!" How can you feel the speed and passion of doing that slow train, let me show you what is the speed of the wind. ”

"Don't~! Put me down~" Miranda cried out with tears streaming down her face.

"It's faster than my black boots, but it's really comfortable. ”

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ps: Noah's family is either committing two or studying conspiracy and tricks when they get together, Zhang San goes crazy without any sense of disobedience, and there are book friends who say that the protagonist will be with Yalian, I really can't stand it~ It's better that this kind of ruin of three views is still rare.

How can Zhang San's crazy extreme personality like people.

Also, I said it was a while~ but I'm still coding words.