In the No. 1 studio hall of Beijing TV Station, the audience and guests are entering the venue in an orderly manner......

"Where's Liao Feng!" Director Chen said to the left and right circles that the party was about to take place, but that guy was not in the background. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I'm here!"

Liao Feng strode over, he was really unlucky today, but at this time, he had a stomachache and diarrhea.

"It's okay to have lines or something, right? This is your first time hosting a New Year's Eve party, so don't mess it up! Director Chen said solemnly, this is a live broadcast, and no mistakes are allowed!

"I've memorized all the lines! Even if you don't look at the hand card, it's no problem! Liao Feng said confidently, thinking about the majestic appearance on the stage for a while, his heart was so happy!

At this time, Liao Feng felt that a strong gas in his body was about to burst out! I couldn't help but feel worried......

Broken!

It's too late!

I can't hold it back at all!

Porphyry~, Liao Feng let out a very sensitive, rhythmic fart......

In an instant, his face turned green, and the eyes of the colleagues around him flashed to the side with considerable disgust! Especially Director Chen, how disgusted and disgusted those eyes are!

Nima's fart is not announced in advance!

Your sister doesn't hold back and goes out and then puts it back!

Others say that stinky farts don't make a sound, loud farts don't stink, but your fart is loud and smelly!

"It stinks!"

Looking at the colleagues who were scrambling to go out, smelling the stinky farts he released, Liao Feng wanted to find a crack to get into!

Lose face!

It's a shame!

I don't want to fart either!

Liao Feng smiled bitterly sadly, and suddenly his stomach made a gurgling sound, and at this time, there seemed to be a strong gas and object in his body that wanted to rush out of the chrysanthemum!

No! Don't!

God, why are you doing this to me!

Let me finish hosting the show, and you can punish me for three days and three nights!

"I'll go to the toilet and I'll be back soon!"

Liao Feng dropped a sentence in embarrassment and rushed out with his ass tight......

"Really! Fart in the rest room, who would dare to go in and sit! ”

"This Liao Feng has a bad stomach, right? It's been two toilet runs! ”

"The party is about to start in ten minutes, does he have any problems?"

Listening to other people's somewhat dissatisfied remarks, Director Chen also frowned, if this guy can't hold back a stinky fart or when he comes to power, wouldn't it be a thing!

Damn it! At such an important moment, this guy is still blocking me!

Director Chen walked into the toilet with a displeased face, and the unbearable smell suddenly came to his nose.

"Do you have any problems? In just ten minutes, the party will begin! If you can't, I'll use an alternate host! ”

As soon as Director Chen finished speaking, a porphyry sound sounded, and I saw Liao Feng let out a difficult "ah", and then said: "I can, I have memorized all the lines, and I can catch up with time." ”

"Hurry up!" Director Chen couldn't stand it anymore and walked out, and happened to meet a man walking in with a pair of trousers at the door.

"Total ...... Majordomo. The man greeted with a wry smile.

"Hmm!" Director Chen replied in a low voice, then looked at the trousers in the hand of the man in front of him and frowned, thinking to himself that Liao Feng had pulled out his pants before he took them off?

In the toilet, listening to the voices of subordinate employees and directors, Liao Feng wanted to cry without tears, today is definitely the most unlucky day in his life! Finally, he was favored by the Taiwan leaders and obtained the qualification to plan and host the New Year's Eve party, but he had two stomachs before he was about to go on stage!

Originally, it was okay to have diarrhea, but the saddest thing was that he just ran into the toilet, and before he could take off his pants, what was in his body poured out uncontrollably!

At that moment, Liao Feng almost cried......

Your sister! This Liao Feng is really unreliable!

Director Chen hurriedly left the stinking toilet, and while there were still ten minutes left, he had to start Plan B, and now this Liao Feng made him extremely disappointed!

......

"Then I'll notify Mr. Huang right now!" A woman hurriedly walked out.

Soon, she walked back and said, "Director, Mr. Huang is not on the TV station now, I heard that his daughter has a high fever and went to the hospital not long ago. ”

"What!" Director Chen's eyes widened, why was he so unlucky today! This Liao Feng is still struggling in the toilet, and now the alternative host is not on the TV station, is it possible that this year's New Year's Day party will be messed up?

"What about Liao Feng! What the hell did that guy do! It's not done yet! Director Chen said with a displeased face.

"I'll take a look." A man walked out briskly.

In the toilet, Liao Feng was still sitting on the toilet sadly, and the trash can next to him contained a pair of trousers that he bought a lot of money, and a pair of floral boxers stained with that thing......

"Brother Feng! Are you doing it? The superintendent is angry! ”

"Don't rush! Isn't there nine minutes left! Liao Feng said bitterly, he also wanted to hurry! But my stomach is still very uncomfortable!

God, don't torture me anymore!

After another two minutes, Liao Feng was about to call it a day, but as soon as he stood up, he sat back on the toilet...... Because his right leg actually cramped at this time!

"Ah!!h Liao Feng couldn't help but roar, his eyes were red!

"You're so sick! Do you need to shout so loudly for! I was so scared that I almost peed on my pants! A man said unpleasantly, then lifted the zipper and simply washed the handle and walked out.

......

"What hosts are there at the scene! Hurry up and let me know! ”

Damn Liao Feng, isn't this a thing!

Seeing that there are still 7 minutes of live broadcast to start, for the sake of insurance, Director Chen can only be a dead horse doctor and find a host to replace him for the time being!

Another female host who was in charge of hosting the New Year's Day New Year's Eve party tonight said: "There are only eight minutes left until the live broadcast time, and it will definitely be too late to find other hosts now!" If you can't memorize the lines well, then you will be in big trouble. ”

"The devil knows if Liao Feng can play for a while! If you are not ready to substitute the host now, how will you go on stage by yourself when the time comes! Director Chen said anxiously.

A minute later.

"Director Qiu, it seems that something has happened in the backstage to temporarily change the host, and the four hosts have all gone backstage just now." Zhang Jiang, who was sitting in the middle of the audience, guessed.

"Temporary change of host? Isn't there an alternate host? Is there something wrong? As he spoke, Qiu Yang's eyes flashed with a gleam!

I'm also the host! Why didn't anyone come to inform me!

There are still 6 minutes left to start the live broadcast, and if the host is changed temporarily, then there will definitely be no one more suitable than me!

Thinking about it, Qiu Yang dropped a sentence: "I'll take a look!" ”

Then he quickly followed the four presenters in front of him who were walking backstage......

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