it!

Shi Jiabao was taken aback, but in a panic, he suddenly made a move!

"Hit every shot! Catch the milk dragon claw hand! ”

Shi Jiabao stretched out his hands and grabbed two big holes in Shi Zhixuan's chest with lightning speed!

Although it didn't hurt Shi Zhixuan in the slightest, it ......

Shi Jiabao shook his hand again and again, looked at Shi Zhixuan, who was arrested with a bewildered face, and said: "Brother Tai, I see that you are a Sven, why do you have so many chest hair......

Below Jia Xu is already laughing almost can't do it, it's rare to take the turn of the release of the bun to tease once, I didn't expect it to be so enjoyable!

And Shi Zhixuan on the stage has completely lost his mind, and roared angrily and slapped Shi Jiabao's head, about to slap this hateful bald head!

Shi Jiabao was shocked, a lazy donkey rolled and dodged Shi Zhixuan's killing move, and then looked down and saw that Jia Xu was still laughing, and said angrily: "National teacher! Are you still finished? Hurry up and relay! ”

Jia Xu in the audience nodded, patted his chest that was a little choked with laughter, and turned his head onto the platform, and casually shook Shi Zhixuan, who was chasing after him again, and walked to Shi Jiabao's side with a smile and said: "Jia Bao, I didn't expect it, your acting skills are still very good, or will you play the role of comic in the future?" ”

Shi Jiabao snorted coldly, patted the somewhat dirty robe, and said angrily: "If it weren't for the loss to the national teacher last night, the poor monk would not have won the game in this despicable way, if he let others know the true identity of the poor monk in the future, the poor monk would not be able to continue the position of the leader of the Buddhist world......"

Jia Xu stretched his waist indifferently, and said casually: "It's okay, anyway, isn't the thing we are looking for already found, we'll leave after the work, who knows who you are, right?" ”

Shi Jiabao sighed helplessly: "National teacher, although you have some truth, but no matter what the poor monk says, he has some idol baggage, so let's solve it quickly!" ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, and readily agreed: "No problem!" ”

After that, Jia Xu once again repelled the attacking Shi Zhixuan with one palm, and said impatiently at Shi Zhixuan: "Hey! The guy who dyed his hair on the spot over there, what are you anxious about! I haven't said the rules of the game yet, if you mess around again, beware of judging you for a foul and punishing you off! ”

Shi Zhixuan, who was knocked to the ground by Jia Xu's palm, looked confused, and kept moving his body in disbelief, secretly using his internal strength, thinking about whether he suddenly lost all his skills or what, otherwise why would he be overturned by such an extremely stupid-looking obscene man?

Seeing that Shi Zhixuan was honest, Jia Xu nodded with satisfaction, turned his head on the spot, stomped on the Dharma platform with the soles of his feet, and shouted: "Listen to my orders!" Set up a high stage! Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law! ”

As soon as Jia Xu's words fell, Shi Zhixuan felt a violent vibration under his feet! It made the dignified evil king stand unsteadily!

Shi Zhixuan secretly said that it was not good, and he wanted to escape when he used the illusion demon body method!

But Jia Xu was not in a hurry, and he didn't mean to stop Shi Zhixuan at all, he just grinned, put his palms together, and shouted: "It's done!" Please reveal the truth from all directions! ”

In an instant, the Buddha's light on the stage flickered, and five unparalleled phantoms appeared in the void!

There are four phantoms that fall on the four corners of the stage that has just been built, and the last phantom shadow turns into reality, floating high above the stage, holding a tin wand to eliminate demons, looking down on the world majestically!

These five illusory shadows are: the golden head reveals the truth, the silver head reveals the truth, the Polo reveals the truth, the Polo monk reveals the truth, and the Maha reveals the truth, which is the guardian of the five directions of Buddhism!

As soon as the truth of the five parties was revealed, the stage was instantly wrapped in a huge energy cover, and no matter how the evil king attacked the barrier, he tried his best to damage the protective film in the slightest!

Jia Xu chuckled and paced forward, waving his big hand and saying, "Wash, scissor and blow!" Do you recognize this? ”

Shi Zhixuan already felt bad in his heart, and hurriedly ran away, constantly avoiding Jia Xu's whereabouts on the stage, such a miracle in the secret way, how could it be performed by mortals? No wonder he hit himself like a fly!

Jia Xu was not in a hurry to catch up with him, and explained with a smile: "This array is nameless, with the five parties invited by the widow to reveal the truth as the array, set up a drama ring, the silver head to reveal the truth, the Polo to reveal the truth, the Polo monk to reveal the truth, and the Maha to reveal the truth respectively to guard the four sides, in order to prevent anyone from interrupting our game, and the golden head to reveal the truth as a referee, if someone fouls, or loses, they will be punished, now do you understand?" ”

Shi Zhixuan has pretended to be a great virtuous monk for many years, and the basic protector of Buddhism is still clear, although he doesn't know whether Jia Xu invited the Five Directions to reveal the truth, but Shi Zhixuan didn't dare to make a random move, so he had to shout at Jia Xu: "Okay! Since you want to fight, my evil king has never been afraid of anyone! What are the rules, please draw a line! ”

Jia Xu smiled mysteriously, turned around in place, and the true body of the god of war appeared, his palm was spread out, and his own golden light condensed into Fang Tian's halberd in his hand! In an instant, the heavens and the earth seemed to be dimmed by the golden light emitted from Jia Xu's body, and the five directions couldn't help but look sideways, and they were secretly shocked in their hearts!

Jia Xu pointed at Shi Zhixuan from afar and read: "Change! ”

Shi Zhixuan was still inexplicable, but in an instant, Shi Zhixuan's energetic outfit flashed with a golden light, and instantly turned into a neat costume!

I saw that the costume had a total of 31 embroidery pieces, and the person wearing the arrow suit was surrounded by the collar, and there were four flags behind him!

Shi Zhixuan held a red tasseled soft gun, shook three times, shook three times, a majestic white-robed general, thousands of troops and horses were imprisoned!

Of course, the two holes in his chest that had just been grabbed by Shi Jiao Bao were a little glaring......

"Good!"

Jia Xu stepped forward on the platform, slowly danced the Chinese Heavenly Painting Halberd in his hand, compared a chic posture, and sang: "The red light cover body is trapped in the dragon flying, and the horse rushes away from Changhanwei, forty-two years of true life, the general deserves to show his might, if you ask the general where he is now, Zhao Yunzi will return to the horse!" ”

……

Shi Zhixuan looked confused, his face was convulsive, and he blinked, and said in confusion: "...... Clams? ”

This "clam" almost gave Jia Xu a laughing scene. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

finally resisted the urge to laugh, Jia Xu continued to sing in a loud voice: "Come, Kuo (but) is Changshan Zhao Zilong!?" ”

Shi Zhixuan waved his hand again and again: "You recognize the wrong person......

Unexpectedly, as soon as Shi Zhixuan's words came out, he was hit hard, and a mouthful of blood spit on the ground!

The trembling Shi Zhixuan finally stood firm, and suddenly looked at the sky!

I saw the tin staff in the hand of the golden head Jiedi facing him from afar, and the top of the tin staff was even smoking!

Shi Zhixuan had the heart to resist, but after only taking two steps, he was horrified to find that he no longer had even the slightest internal force in his body, and his face and skin began to gradually age, becoming more in line with his real age!

Seeing Shi Zhixuan's panicked appearance, Jia Xu snapped his fingers with a smile, shook his halberd and said, "What, you should understand the rules of the game now, right?" Play according to the rules, the heavy blow that just hit you, the first blow, let you return to nothing, the second time, let you separate the soul and flesh, and the third time, the soul is scattered, you can get ...... Be careful......"

As soon as Jia Xu finished speaking, he saw the tin staff in the hand of the golden-headed Jiedi who was the referee aimed at Jia Xu again, and without saying a word, a shockwave sprayed out!

What kind of character is Jia Xunai? How could you fall for this kind of insect carving skill?

I saw Jia Xu break through the void with one palm, and shouted: "The universe has shifted!" ”

In an instant, an extremely strong gravitational force erupted from Jia Xu's palm, and in an instant, the shock wave was introduced into the void and disappeared without a trace!

I was dumbfounded, especially the golden head who revealed the truth, rubbed his eyes in disbelief, looked at the tin staff in his hand, and looked at Jia Xu in confusion......

Jia Xu stretched out his hand to close the void, and raised his head at the golden head and scolded: "I'm a grass mud horse!" Nima blew up, didn't you see that Lao Tzu was educating people? The widow gave Rulai face to make it difficult to follow some rules, and you really got faced? Mom! ”

After all, Jia Xuyou felt that just scolding was not enjoyable, so he was about to fly up with his arms and sleeves to teach this eyeless goods a lesson!

On the side, he was so frightened that his urine was about to shake out three drops, and he hurriedly stepped forward in two steps, crying and dragging Jia Xu back: "National teacher! You can't do that! In the future, Tang Seng will have to rely on them to report the scriptures, this kind of hard work is tiring, and there are not many people in the Buddhist world who are willing to do it! You kill them, where will the poor monk find five stupid and bold like them in the future......"

Nima!

Although Shi Jiabao is helping himself to intercede, the golden head Jiedi wants to beat this bald donkey!

Glaring angrily at Shi Jia Bao, the golden head was about to get angry, but suddenly the Buddha wheel behind Shi Jia Bao's head flashed!

The dazzling golden light almost blinded the gem eye of the golden head!

Jin Tou Jiedi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and already recognized who this bad monk who pulled the bias frame and didn't forget to scold people......

"Okay, okay, national teacher, give the poor monk a face, don't mess around anymore, we still have something to do later!"

There is a release of the bun rack, and Jia Xu has to be more restrained.

As a last resort, Jia Xu could only snort unwillingly: "Then, if it weren't for the sake of the steamed bun you have eaten the face fruit, he would definitely have a full head of buns today, and it will be exactly the same hairstyle as you will have in the future, do you believe it or not?" ”

……

Shi Jiabao cried and laughed: "Believe, believe!" National teacher, you better hurry up and compete! ”

Everything is back on track, except for Shi Zhixuan, who has a confused face, and Wufang Jiedi, whose attitude suddenly becomes extremely respectful......

Seeing that the golden head Jiedi, who almost beat himself to death, was scared into that cowardice by Jia Xu, Shi Zhixuan burst into tears!

This Nima even dares to play as a referee, does he still have any hope of winning?

But fortunately, Jia Xu doesn't seem to have the intention of blowing a black whistle for the time being, which makes Shi Zhixuan feel a lot more relieved......

Jia Xu stepped forward again and shouted at Shi Zhixuan, "Are you Zhao Yun!?" ”

Nima! I know that there will always be something different, and this has begun to blatantly disobey the rules......

But seeing that he was extremely gentle with Jia Xu and exposed the referee to his fierce and vicious golden head, Shi Zhixuan didn't dare to mess around like Jia Xu, so he had to bite the bullet, put on a shameful posture, and shouted: "It's ~ yes!" ”