Kong Xiangdong's mouth trembled, trembled, trembled. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Thinking about it, I came down to the willow of the pond with a smoke lock.

Anyway, he also thinks that Zhang Guo is the most knowledgeable person.

The first question, whether there is a chicken or an egg in the world, can be answered by the queen mother's lack of answer, and it is difficult for others to do their duty.

But the second question: the lower link of the willow in the smoke lock pond......

Pairs have always been his strong point!

How can it not come out? How could it not be right?

Structurally, the five characters use the five elements as the side; The artistic conception depicts a quiet pond, surrounded by green willows, and shrouded in smoke, so it is not easy to come up with a poem that matches the five elements and the artistic conception.

This pair is the absolute in the history of ****.

At this moment, with the help of netizens, Zhang Yuan threw this historical problem to the self-righteous Kong Xiangdong.

Goddess Erke made a naughty expression: "Anchor, you're so bad, but I like it." ”

"Touching the goddess up close...... Men are not bad and women are not loved, how can you not understand? ”

"Roll upstairs, don't touch my goddess...... The goddess likes bad men, but she doesn't like bad men. ”

"Say the big ones first, everyone upstairs shut up and look at my ID...... Let's say first, you don't have a say! ”

"It's all rough...... The old lady is big, the old lady will say it first! ”

With such a heroic and domineering side leak that has never been seen before or since, who else can there be besides Fan Ye?

Fan Ye told everyone that Kong Xiangdong can't beat, scold, kill, or kill...... The stones in the pit are really disgusting.

The experienced palace fighting master Queen Mother, as time goes by, the palace fighting skills used will gradually upgrade, and the life of the faint anchor is still in danger.

So, netizens proposed that the anchor of the faint monarch directly give an order to put the queen mother under house arrest and cut off Kong Xiangdong's head.

Zhang Yuan, who had been watching from the sidelines, said: "No, although I am the eldest brother of this small country, I can't just break the rules." ”

Fan Ye also said that directly putting the Queen Mother under house arrest and cutting off Kong Xiangdong's head is a very cool thing to do, but the consequences are serious.

If you are not careful, it will cause turmoil in the country, and tomorrow Zhang Sanpao will come with heavy troops, and if you don't deal with it well, the anchor will be whining.

Unless you're brain-dead, you can't really do that.

Fan Ye started again, preaching her peak palace fighting skills.

claimed that as long as Zhang Yuan did what she said, he was guaranteed to win the final victory.

"Master Fan, I'm a big man, I really can't learn those curved things."

Zhang Yuan sued Rao and withdrew from the live broadcast room.

At this moment, Kong Xiangdong's face turned red on the opposite side, and he didn't answer the question.

Zhang Yuan decided to give him another dose of fierce material.

"Okay, since Kong Xiangdong can't answer the question, then forget it."

Kong Xiangdong breathed a sigh of relief, and so did the queen of heaven.

"Yuan'er is right...... "The Queen Mother is preparing to find an excuse for Kong Xiangdong to step down, and then hurry up to let him out of the palace."

Today's Zhang Yuan simply made her feel terrified.

Zhang Yuan didn't give her face, and directly interrupted the Queen Mother's words.

"Kong Xiangdong, the question just now is a bit difficult, can I change it to a simpler one?"

"What's that, the more you wash it, the dirtier it gets?"

The heart that had just been put down was lifted again.

"Your father and your mother have a son, it is neither your brother nor your brother, who is he?"

"There were ten candles, and you blew out three, and how many?"

"There are eight birds in the tree, and you shoot one with a bow and arrow, and how many more?"

……

On Earth, elementary school students will make one or two brain teasers.

But in this other world, Kong Xiangdong is a well-deserved indigenous.

Even if he is rich and rich, Zhang Yuan's question can't be answered at all for a while.

Zhang Yuanke didn't plan to give him enough time, thought about it slowly, and urged him to answer quickly.

"Kong Xiangdong, aren't you a rich five-car? It's not even such a simple question, is it? ”

"Don't forget what you said, if you can answer it, I will decree that you be promoted to prime minister, if you can't answer it......"

Zhang Yuan looked at Kong Xiangdong coldly, his face was flushed and his mouth was trembling, and he secretly used the lion's roar technique, and shouted:

"Ben Dusk Jun will cure you for the crime of bullying the king!"

In history, the fierce man Zhang Yide burst into applause, and millions of soldiers were afraid and did not dare to take a step forward.

There are even rumors that Zhang Yide's loud shouting can scare people's courage.

Now through the system, Zhang Yuan, who has practiced "Lion's Roar" to the top, uses it a little, and concentrates the Lion's Roar Gong, which is suitable for group attacks, on Kong Xiangdong, who is concentrated and his brain is overloaded.

I saw Kong Xiangdong suddenly, his eyes were bloodshot, his eyes were protruding, his seven holes were bleeding, and he fell to the ground.

Boom!

The smell of blood came out, and the Queen Mother retreated again and again.

Zhang Yuan took the somewhat panicked Bao Xi into his arms.

The three dezi on the side, loyal to the lord, stood carefully in front of Zhang Yuan, looking like he was blocking the knife for Zhang Yuan at any time.

Zhang Yuan, the initiator, pretended not to know: "Kong Xiangdong suddenly had a stubborn illness, and he quickly announced the imperial doctor." ”

The guards took the order and left.

Zhang Yuan gave an order again: "Although, at this time, Fei Kong Xiangdong wished, after all, he let the harem blessed land, stained with blood, and even disturbed the queen mother, it is an unforgivable sin." ”

The Empress Dowager, who was disturbed, had just come to her senses. Hearing that Zhang Yuan wanted to treat Kong Xiangdong's serious crimes, he immediately said in a trembling voice:

"Yuan'er, Kong Xiangdong ......" The Empress Dowager saw Zhang Yuan's cold gaze, she was experienced in palace fighting, and immediately knew that Kong Xiangdong was not a sudden stubborn illness, but a bad hand for Zhang Yuan.

After a pause, the Queen Mother gradually said in a calm tone: "Kong Xiangdong is indeed guilty, but the crime is not to death, and he is in poor health now." ”

The Queen Mother said this, but she was thinking in her heart: You should be proud now, tomorrow Zhao Sancang will come, and the city will be besieged with heavy troops, see what you do!

Possessiveness nodded: "The Queen Mother is reasonable, I will let the Imperial Doctor treat Kong Xiangdong's injuries." However, Kong Xiangdong is guilty, and he should be punished. ”

After speaking, Zhang Yuan ignored the Queen Mother, turned his head and said to Sandezi: "Sandezi, yesterday you said that the Taiyin Palace lacked people, right?" ”

Sandezi instantly understood what the master meant: "Yes, the emperor, the slave is anxious about this matter." ”

"Okay, let the imperial doctor heal Kong Xiangdong's injuries, and let Kong Xiangdong go to the Taiyin Palace on an errand."

The emperor Chrysostom said that Kong Xiangdong, the stone in the thatched pit, will not even be able to be made by a man in the future......

Zhang Yuan and the Queen Mother's palace fight, the first round...... Thumped!

The netizens in the live broadcast room all gave a thumbs up.

Wave after wave, 6666666 and 233333333 barrage, brushing up!

Shark fin fish balls, overwhelming!

Airplane rockets, constantly taking to the skies!

In the sound of netizens singing praises to the horse's ass, Zhang Yuan held the waist of Bao Xi's little man, didn't look at the Queen Mother, and left the Queen Mother's palace.

Zhang Yuan asked Bao Xi to go to the imperial garden to enjoy the flowers by himself, and he took the imperial doctor Bian Que to the imperial study.