"Huh? Aaron, are you still looking for that kid? ”

"Well, if he doesn't stop, he'll probably be killed by the demon as a thorn in his side, so I have to stop him."

In a luxurious villa, a fat maid who looked like a sow and looked more like a sow knocked on the door and said, "Young master! Master! Master John! There's a guest coming! Can you hear me? ”

After knocking on the door for a long time, a crack opened and said, "Who?" ”

A little blonde boy stands in the doorway of John, who is John's best friend, Leo.

John invited Leo into the room, "It's been a long time since I saw my partner, and I haven't heard from you since the funeral, which makes me very worried." ”

Leo didn't speak, just looked around the room.

John continued: "Do you live with relatives now? You must be sad that your mother has passed away, and if there is something I can help with, don't be polite, cheer up. ”

Leo still didn't speak, his expression was slightly sluggish, and John wondered how he thought, why does it feel weird, maybe it's because the blow is too big, is there anything that might make him cheer up!

John said very angrily, "I saw the devil today!" For the first time! I also went on patrol when you weren't there, and sure enough, I saw a skeleton made of machinery, and I also saw the Millennium Earl, it must be him, I'll draw it for you later. ”

John was engrossed in painting the abstract portrait of the Fauvist Millennial Count, and as a bear child, he didn't realize that his actions were killing at this time, Leo stared at him with a vacant gaze and made a clicking sound.

"You see, that's it." John held up a very abstract portrait of a "Millennial Count" more like a fat-fed goblin who had just been beaten up.

After reading it, Leo said with no expression: "John, I'll take you to a good place!" ”

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Over here! Having said that, Zhang Sanmad and Yalian finally found John's house, Yalian came to the door of John's house and knocked on the door, and sure enough, the maid, who was no different from the sow walking upright, came out and asked, "Who are you looking for?" ”

Aryan said in a cold sweat, "Uh, I heard that this is John's house, is he there?" ”

The sow maid said quietly, "Young Master John, is it?" ”

"Uh~Yes"

Suddenly, a pair of hands pushed the pig maid out from behind, and the pig maid who had lost her center of gravity suddenly fell towards Yalian, and Zhang Sanmad was ready to pull Yalian to save him.

Zhang Sanmad patted his chest and said: "Just by seeing this upright walking maid, I feel that my soul has been greatly hurt, and you will be crippled if you are not dead if you are pressed on this tonnage~." ”

Aaron rejoiced: "It's dangerous"

"Humph! What are you two bastards doing here? Are you trying to preach to me? I don't bother to pay attention to you! Leo, let's go. ”

Aaron said, "Wait John! Suddenly, Aaron's left eye lit up with a scarlet light, and the demon's eye appeared, which meant that Leo was not a human but a demon.

As soon as Aaron wanted to chase his ankle, he was caught, and the pig maid grabbed Aaron's foot very tenaciously and said, "You are not allowed to catch Master John." ”

At this time, Zhang Sanmad said to the pig maid very excitedly: "Wow! Do you know what mistakes you made, as a comrade of the working class, you actually spoke to the capitalist, and the capitalist pushed you down just now, and as a comrade of the working class, you actually took the initiative to be a dogleg of the capitalist~! Oh buy karma! As a Red Revolutionary, I want to kill the lackeys of the capitalists! Unrecognizable feet!! ”

Yalian couldn't bear to look at it anymore and said, "Crazy brother, she has already let go, so let her go." ”

Zhang San pulled Yalian and said, "I seem to be too hard, let's go, this place is ominous." Later, it was said that this maid who was crazy by Zhang San went crazy and went to a foreign country to become the princess of the king of a small country, the history of a small country is recorded that King Smecta has a favorite concubine, she is extremely ugly and can scare off an army of 100,000, she is infinitely powerful and digs coal, and ten kings like to give the name: black pig, and is proficient in plastic surgery.

"Crazy brother, let's hurry up and chase it, John is in danger now." Aaron was very anxious, and thought of it in his heart! I'm afraid I'll have to meet with the Millennium Earl first.

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John's little pen friend, who was dead, said without knowing whether he was alive or dead: "Hey! What is Leo doing here? This is a cemetery, do you want me to go to your mother's grave to pay respects? ”

Bang~! John bumped into a soft belly, and a weird hand touched John's head and said, "Hello! Luckily, Brother John! ”

John jumped, how could he forget this person, this is clearly the Millennium Earl.

John was in a state of shock, but it didn't last long before he took an onion bomb out of his pocket and threw it in the face of the Millennial Earl.

"Leo, run away with me."

Even though John was holding his hand, Leo didn't move, but stood there dumbfounded.

"It's useless~! Leoleo's brother is dead, and it's the day of his mother's funeral! The Millennium Earl said with his sinister smile.

The Earl's evil little eyes looked at John and continued, "What about the demon I created to punish you! ”

"You're a liar!" John couldn't believe it.

"It's true." At this time, Yalian and Zhang Sanmad also arrived.

"John believe me! He's not human anymore, he's just a man in the guise of your friend, but in fact the weapon of the Millennium Count, he's a demon. ”

"How is this possible?" John still couldn't accept reality.

Aryan faced the Millennial Earl and said, "Good night, Millennial Earl, I am your enemy. ”

"Good night, this obese Mr. Goblin, I visually detected that you have congenital infertility and abnormal vaginal discharge, I am your attending doctor Zhang Sanmad, this is my business card, please advise."

The Millennium Earl instantly forgot about Yalian and turned his gaze to Zhang Sanmad, who was speechless for a while, not knowing what words to use as the opening remarks.

Yalian smiled bitterly: "Then I said crazy brother, don't joke about the tense atmosphere now, you just take John and hide." ”

Ahem~! The Millennial Earl coughed a few times and said, "You are all enemies, and that is a blessing. Zhang Sanmad interrupted the rhythm of the Millennium Earl again, took out the "Messy Millennium Earl" painted by John from his trouser pocket and said: "Look at this kid who admires you so much, and painted a portrait for you, don't kill him!" Isn't it good for everyone to sit down and drink tea, you see that this portrait is so god-like and full of depth and artistic atmosphere, this scribbled painting and broken newspaper complement each other to inject soul into this work, you see your expression is so chaotic, as if you are struggling with whether to eat first or first, this expression is simply vividly portrayed. ”

Bang~~~

The Millennium Earl's umbrella stabbed at Zhang Sanmad like a sharp blade, and Zhang San narrowly avoided it, and the Millennium Earl gritted his teeth and said: "I have never wanted to kill a person so much, and your demeanor and tone always make me feel like a 'person' I have ever seen." ”

"Crazy brother!"

"I'm fine! You can get rid of those two boys first. ”

Zhang Sanmad confessed to the Millennium Earl: "Don't be angry~ I'm playing with you." ”

Allyon wanted to get rid of the relatively weak demon first, but the back of his left hand shone and said, "Hand of the Cross, the Ring Breaker Demon redeems his soul." ”

It's just that John, who is an excellent little expert in death, stands in front of Leo in line with the principle of death, you must know that Aaron's claws are a few millimeters away from John, so he hangs and stabs John to death.

"Stop! Leo is my friend. John said.

"Get out of the way, he's no longer your friend, he's just a puppet of the Millennium Earl now," Arenn said.

"I believe in him! He won't hurt me! "Kid, you feel too good about yourself~, do you think you are the protagonist~ or Long Aotian? Let's face the reality, you're just a trick, don't die again, if you have enough scenes, just accept it when you see it, don't be embarrassed. Zhang San said crazy, but what he said was not too understood by others, just when he was talking crazy. John firmly protects the demon, but John is still wrong, and the final result is that the cannons on Leo's body, who has transformed into a demon, are aimed at John.

At the last moment, Yalian blocked in front of John, and at the moment when the bullet didn't hit Yalian, Zhang San went crazy to Yalian's body and blocked all the bullets for him, and a pentagram appeared on Zhang San's crazy body, which is a demonic poison that has no solution for ordinary people and ordinary exorcists, and only a parasitic holy exorcist like Yalian can be immune.

Yalian hugged Zhang San and said sadly: "Crazy brother, why are you blocking in front of me~ The demon's poison doesn't work for me." ”

Zhang San said with a crazy smile: "You will also hurt if the bullet hits you, last time you helped me block the bullet this time I will help you block it, I am righteous enough~." ”

Speaking kung fu, Zhang Sanmad's body has more and more pentagrams, but although there are more and more pentagrams, Zhang Sanmad is not seen to turn into ashes, and continues to scream with full anger.

"I'm going to hang!! I'm going to burp!! I'm going to see Yego."

"Ahh

"Ahh~!"

"Wow, wow, wow!"

Zhang San was crazy and rolled around on the ground and croaked loudly, but he didn't see death.

The Millennial Earl thought to himself, if he continued like this, when would he die, why don't I help him! Boom~ An explosion occurred where Zhang San was rolling madly, Zhang San was crazy in the middle of the sea of fire, and Aaron escaped with John.