Chapter 20 Because the ass is big
[[[CP|W:250|H:190|A:L|U:http://file1.qidian.com/chapters/20145/29/3177124635370035337145386991384.jpg]]] Because of Miranda's clock, the night didn't stay long at all, so Zhang Sanmad easily survived the dark sky and sat on the chair and drank water.
"Crazy brother, are you alright?"
Zhang Sanmad took the big water bottle and drank it and said: "Goo Dong ~ Goo Dong ~ Goo Dong ~ I'm thirsty now!" The rest is nothing, but if I drink like this, will I wet the bed? ”
"Huh!" Li Nali chuckled twice.
Miranda also said: "Mr. Zhang Sanmad, you are really humorous, you have too many advantages than me, hehehehe"
After discussing and researching for a long time, it was decided to help Randa get back in a good mood, maybe then time would continue to move around, or he could leave the city.
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Outside a huge tent somewhere in the town, many small pot friends are happily watching around the pumpkin head standing on two leather balls, and next to the pumpkin head is a big blue fat man on stilts (Dora Amon).
Miranda wore a witch's costume and said with a sad face, "Welcome! Welcome! A horror drama at the Bitiru Theater! "The Pumpkin and the Witch" is officially performed today, welcome to buy tickets! ”
The long-nosed old man dressed as the head of the troupe said, "Hard work! Now it's time to rest! ”
The head of the troupe patted the pumpkin head on the shoulder and said, "Good job!" The sales of advance tickets are great! Blue hood boy, you're great too! Everyone loves your stilt juggling, and if your performance is better, I'll make you a regular employee. ”
Miranda was pleasantly surprised: "Really? ”
The regimental commander nodded and left.
Aryan happily plucked off the pumpkin head and said, "Great! Finally it was done, so that Miss Miranda would be in a cheerful mood. ”
Miranda said uncertainly, "Well, I've been fired five times in the past three days." ”
Aaron smiled and said, "It's okay! Be confident. ”
Zhang Sanmad stepped on stilts and said, "It's okay!" Failure is success, you will definitely succeed stepmother, and can you help me hold on to some stilts, I can't get down. ”
Yalian and the others were resting in the alley, and Yalian didn't forget to do a handstand on the ball.
At this time, Li Nali also came over and said, "Yalian, your acrobatic skills are very good!" ”
Aaron said with some reminiscence: "You have look! In fact, I played a clown when I was a child, and my adoptive father was a wandering artist, so he learned a lot of crafts in order to fill his stomach. ”
Yalian touched his head embarrassedly and said, "I didn't expect that after becoming an exorcist, I would use these talents." ”
Li Nali said enviously: "Wow! Have you been to many countries? I envy you! ”
Aaron scratched his head and said, "It sounds romantic, but we are so poor!" Li Nali: When did you join the group? ”
Li Nali said with a somewhat depressed expression: "I have been in the Order since I was sensible. ”
"My brother and I both of our parents were killed by demons, and after they found out that I was a suitable candidate for [Black Boots], they took me away alone, forced to separate from my only relative, and couldn't go out freely, at first I felt like I was in prison, and then my brother entered the Order for me to obtain the status of the head of the science class."
Aryan was moved and cried: "Mr. Komui is such a good man, although he is a bit of that"
Li Nali asked curiously, "But what about the three crazy you?" ”
Zhang Sanmad sat on the box and touched his chin with one hand as if reminiscing: "Me? Well, in my memory, I wasn't like that, and then I forgot why, and I was like this. ”
At this time, a girl wearing purple stockings came over with a lollipop in her hand and said, "Hey! That pumpkin over there! Where can I buy tickets for "The Pumpkin and the Witch"? ”
Aaron hurriedly got up and pushed Rhodes to the ticket office and said, "Welcome! If you want to buy a ticket, please come here! ”
"What do you say? Bastard stuff! All the ticket money was stolen by pickpockets? ”
"I'm sorry," Miranda fell to the ground, listening to the head of the troupe.
Yalian could only say, "Miss, please wait here." ”
Rod ate the lollipop and looked at the front expressionlessly, when a dark shadow enveloped her.
Rod licked the lollipop and looked back, and an extremely obscene big-headed blue fat man (Dora Aemon) stood behind him and said: "Little pot friend, I see that you are full of artistic bacteria, are you interested in following your brother to the entertainment industry?" Now I decided that there will be benefits! It's a plane ticket! It will take you to New Delhi, the capital of India, which also has a very nice nickname called "Strong"
"Crazy brother, chase that thief!"
"Oh!" Zhang Sanmad wore the big head of the blue fat man and left.
Standing in place, Rod scratched his head and said, "What a strange guy." ”
"It's time for lunch." Zhang Sanmad made a sharp turn and elegantly entered a restaurant that looked quite high-end, calling for thousands of delicacies.
(Aaron told you to catch the thief, and you went to the diner.) )
Yalian and Li Nali struggled to catch up with the thief before they found out that they had been tricked, and several second-level demons surrounded the two and fell into a fierce battle.
Zhang Sanmad sat on a chair with a chicken leg in his hand and said, "Hmm! Boss, you are very good at cooking! Grilled chicken thighs can be roasted by you to create an exotic style, hahahaha~! ”
"Sir, you're so good at talking, hahahahaha~!"
"Li Nali be careful!"
"Aaron watch behind!"
"Haha~! You can't escape! Wind Blade Scythe! ”
"Ice Flame!"
"Ultrasound!"
"Delicious! Boss, your smoked pork, sausages, and steak are really good, give you thirty-two likes! ”
"Haha! Mr! You're the most talkative guest I've ever met. ”
Both Aaron and Li Nali are distracted after realizing that they have been tricked, and then they are both defeated and knocked unconscious.
The hotel owner wiped his sweat and said, "This guest, please settle the account first."
"Ah~! How can anyone give money before eating, I haven't eaten yet. ”
"But you ate all the things in Lao Tzu's kitchen! Woo woo woo~! ”
And then ~! Zhang Sanmad patted his stomach and walked to Miranda's house, seemingly forgetting Yalian, Li Nali and Miranda.
The owner of the restaurant sat on the ground and cried, "Bastard! Why did I disappear in the blink of an eye, Lao Tzu wants to call the police! He's the most miscellaneous guest I've ever seen~! ”
Zhang San hummed a little song and walked away: "Uncle Li wants to be a Red Army~!" The Red Army doesn't want that uncle! Because the old uncle's ass is big, it is easy to be targeted by devils! ”
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