Tang Seng was planted in a flower pot, which is the iron bucket used by Wu Yi to take a bath, don't say that Tang Seng is now covered in green shape, it really looks like a bonsai, not for him, this should be called a vegetative person. www.biquge.info It's not that Wu is abusing him, but that the angry face mushroom said that it is faster to detoxify it this way, otherwise the old Tang will have to be green for a month, although the poison does not kill people, but now the old Tang can not do anything except go to the toilet, because one of the poisons of the angry face mushroom is laxatives.

It's really lacking in morality, Lao Tang is about to grow with the toilet, and fortunately, Wu Sick has collected a few broken toilets, otherwise Lao Tang doesn't have to wipe his buttocks, and the stray dog can help him save a little paper money, and the licking can be clean!

"Old Tang, how are you feeling now?" When Tang Seng first came, he was white and fat, and he was taken care of by his apprentices, and he had a BMW to travel, which can almost be said to be a public-funded tour, and now his face is green, listless, and his thin cheekbones are protruding. "I feel very hungry and tired now, my body seems to be hollowed out, and it seems like I have been masturbating more than 20 times in a row, and I can't feel the existence of my body anymore."

"I'll go! More than twenty rounds! You can, Don, how did you survive? Tang Seng glanced at Wu Ai and said, "Can you care about me now?" I saw Wukong and them coming to pick me up! Wu said embarrassedly: "Honestly, have you eaten the elixir?" Can you give me two wholes? "There are not too many elixirs like this, if you can wholesale with Lao Jun, you don't have to worry about it in this life.

Wu Yi suddenly remembered a joke he had seen before: "Old Tang, if I'm not mistaken, the four of you masters and apprentices plus the white dragon horse should all be male, what do you use to masturbate?" Shouldn't you make Brother Monkey a female ......! "Don't think about it! You don't know Wukong's violent temper, I let the female goblin drugged medicated, and I had no choice but to masturbate more than 20 in a row, and I was almost bald! “

"That's not right, the goblin is so beautiful, can you bear it?" Tang Seng said with a gloomy face, "That monkey is two minutes late, even if it's a minute!" A stick of intestines was smashed out, and the original form appeared on the spot, such a big centipede, it almost didn't scare me away! "It seems that the monk brother is very fast, more than 20 rounds and two minutes to finish, I can't do my own calculations, go back and use the computer to average.

At this time, Huang Mei came out with half a cucumber in her mouth, and the tender green cucumber and red lips became correspondingly interesting, the more delicate and green, the main reason was that she did not eat directly, but sucked and sucked, "Whoever threw the cucumber and froze it, it was frozen into a popsicle!" Saying that, the gherkins disappeared between the red and white, and the little lust that Wu Yi had just risen turned into a cold sweat.

Huang Mai poked Tang Seng's bald head with a cucumber and said, "Your color is heavier than a cucumber, why are you like wearing a green hat?" "Recently, the queen has the potential to develop a poisonous tongue, and yesterday she said that Wu was sick and swollen like soaked instant noodles, and today she gave Lao Tang a green hat, anyway, she has the final say in this family, and Tang Seng can only continue to pretend to be vegetative.

Huang Mai patted his jade hand and said, "Don't say that my sister doesn't take care of you, come out, my sister will detoxify you!" The cigarette in Wu Yi's mouth almost didn't come out of his nostrils, and Tang Seng was frightened, for fear that this female devil would take him for dinner, this thing seems to be playing with fire in addition to playing with fire, if Tang Seng is not careful, he will really become a roast suckling pig. Wu Yi crushed the cigarette butt to the cigarette and asked, "Are you sure?" ”

Wu Ill is most worried about what to do if Tang Seng hangs up, Wu Lao Er didn't say the consequences, now although Lao Tang is a little weaker, at least he still has his life, if he really dies, Brother Monkey is not a soft persimmon, at least Wu Ill has not been able to beat him here.

Huang Mei was a zombie in the end, and he directly poured out Tang Seng with one arm, and then beckoned, Sophia began to pour water into the bucket, it seems that these two people have already planned it.

Wu Yi pulled Huang Mei and said, "You have a spectrum or not, if you really play to death, maybe you can produce some moths!" Huang Mei knocked off Wu Yi's claws and said, "I'm familiar with Shennong, can't you believe it, can't I still trust your ancestors?" In fact, the history of Wu disease is not very good, "Isn't Shennong farming?" The three of them despised Wu Illness together, and even the two mushrooms in the sun looked at each other.

Wu Yi jumped to his feet and pointed at the mushroom brothers, and scolded: "What are you two making a lot of!" You're foreign mushrooms! "Shennong tastes a hundred herbs, haven't you heard of it? His old man is the earliest miracle doctor! This was said by Spotted Mushroom, and although he was expressionless, he could feel a deep contempt in his tone.

"Oh no! I remember he didn't eat indiscriminately and play himself to death? Are you going to poison Don to death? Huang Mei finally broke out, kicked Wu Zhi away, and hung directly on the crooked neck tree and yelled, "Get away, Shennong tasted a hundred herbs and pioneered medicine, so that countless human races can survive, maybe your ancestor survived by his old man!" Do you dare to tell me where your history teacher lives! “

This is a public anger, and besides, it is easy to be beaten, and the bruises on his body are not good, so there is no need to be cheap.

Although Huang Mei said that she was very familiar with Shennong, Tang Seng still asked uneasily, "Sister Huang, why are you lighting the fire?" Why does this scene always feel familiar? Wu Yi gloated on the side and said, "Can you not be familiar, when did you let the monster stew is not this scene, anyway, I found that you don't have to take a bath, and in a few days, a goblin will take you away to take a bath, and then Brother Monkey will save you and beat people to death by the way!" ”

Tang Seng didn't have the heart to talk nonsense with Wu Ill, the water was already boiling, bubbling up, Tang Seng wiped a handful of sweat and begged, "Two sisters, you can watch the fire, don't boil me in soup!" Huang Mei didn't pay attention to him at all, and beckoned to Sophia, "Bring the soy sauce and chicken essence!" As soon as Tang Seng heard this, he was about to run, Huang Mei directly gave him a brick, it seemed that the iron head skill did not work in the goddess sister, Tang Seng rolled his eyes and sank.

Huang Mei may be afraid that he is tossing, so he directly pressed a scrapped car in Wu Hospital.

Wu Yi pulled Huang Mei and said, "You must be careful, when I turn around, Wu Lao Er asks me for someone, I can't bring out a pot of soup, right?" Huang Mei slapped her chest and said, "You can rest assured that I will do something!" I'll get you a fragrant Tang Seng later! Wu Yi only hoped that this fragrant Tang Seng could still take two steps.

Huang Mei poured soy sauce and vinegar into the bucket, and from time to time she held a bowl of soup out to smell it, and almost tasted it in her mouth several times, and now Sophia was poking Tang Seng's meat with chopsticks, and Wu Yi always felt that she was looking at whether she was ripe or not. I have to say that Huang Mei and Sophia's skills are very good, but I haven't tasted it, anyway, Poseidon and One-Eye's subordinates are here.

Poseidon's little brother all stuck out his tongue, and the yellow dog, who was called a dog with a good name, came over and asked, "Second master, what are you stewing here?" Do you want to invite your brothers to dinner? "Wu Yi patted the dog's head" Tang monk meat! The kind that can live forever! Don't leave later, a bowl of soup per person! The poodle named Mao Mao said, "Second master, don't lie to others, Tang Seng is a person in Journey to the West, don't bully us for reading less!" ”

"Are all dogs so knowledgeable now?" Mao Mao grinned, and the man stood up, patted his stomach and said, "Hi! I'm not pregnant, and I've recently learned a little bit about prenatal education for children! "Wu disease" ...... Are you dogs still prenatally educated? What to teach? Mao Mao straightened his chest and said, "Of course, my son is a future literary star, and he must be a hundred times stronger than my previous master!" I'll give me an extra bowl later, it smells so good! ”

At this time, the flower cat called the general in front of the palace came over and said, "Auxiliary Minister Qiqi, the rats are missing, we have sent scouts to investigate, and there will be news in the near future!" Wu sick whiskered and howled, "Hahaha!" You and other soldiers work hard, and when he is done, each person will be rewarded with a dried salted fish! General Hua Mao clenched his paws and said, "Thank you, sir!" "It's hard to talk to one-eyed subordinates, the generals are better, the last time I was made full of people by the one-eyed prime minister, Wu was almost crazy!

Wu Sick's family is so good, there is almost no mouse, how can the house of the auxiliary minister of the cat clan allow such a humble thing as a mouse to exist, and it was destroyed by the cat prince with a group of guards, it is really miserable, even those who didn't open their eyes were clawed, what is this called, right! Zhu Jiu Clan!

There was a roar here, Huang Mei moved the car on the top of the press, looking at Tang Seng inside, the green on his body had receded, his skin was white and red, and the red was purple! It's good to be boiled for so long and still alive!

(The state is not good these days, the house is too hot, there is no air conditioner, I will try to adjust the state)