Chapter 253: Strength to tease He Xiangu
"Is there anything else, Senior Sister Yun?"
Liu Ming held back a smile and turned away Fu Xiaoyun, who didn't know why. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Haha, fortunately, Shen Hao has enough goods, and last night in the bedroom, he introduced the situation in Fang Ting's bedroom.
This Fu Xiaoyun is clearly a girl in the same bedroom as Fang Ting!
It is estimated that Fang Ting was blinded by Shen Hao's attitude today, so she deliberately used me to do an experiment again.
I'm sorry, but I don't take it.
"I'm!"
Fu Xiaoyun returned to the bedroom, pouted Lao Gao, and could hang up the oil bottle.
"What's wrong......
Fang Ting, who didn't dare to go out for a day and obediently played the role of the eldest aunt in the bedroom, asked cautiously.
"You don't care!"
Fu Xiaoyun looked at the mirror angrily, how could she be as beautiful as a flower, she was so ignored, damn it!
Liu Ming, who killed a thousand knives, this girl is on a bar with you, I'll see when you pretend!!
Dangdangdang......
Liu Ming, who continued to beat the bronze bureau, heard a knock on the door again not long after.
I'll rub it, the girls in Fang Ting's bedroom, there are really a lot! It seems that it can't be simply refused, otherwise it won't be a matter if it's endless.
I don't really want to find a girlfriend, I have to use some ruthless tricks, it's better to let the other party take the initiative to give up, and I don't believe in any scumbag, you can bear it?
Liu Ming made up his mind, opened the door and saw that his eyes lit up.
Hey, this girl is good.
Tall and tall, his temperament is in a classical style, and he doesn't look like a school student, but a bit like a young female college teacher.
With this appearance, no matter what class is taught, attendance can be absolutely guaranteed, and there is no need to rely on the outrageous system of roll call.
According to Shen Hao's previous statement, there are a total of four people in Fang Ting's bedroom, in addition to Fang Ting and Fu Xiaoyun who have met, the other two girls are named Huang Nan and Han Meimei, and they seem to have boyfriends. Oh yes, I also asked specifically, Han Meimei's boyfriend is not called Li Lei, they are still not together after all......
Could it be that after Fu Xiaoyun failed, Fang Ting couldn't find anyone to do the experiment in a hurry, and even the teacher was invited out?
"Your name is Liu Ming?"
The woman in the pink dress and green dress glanced at Liu Ming, and her tone was a little cold.
Ha, still playing with the tune of wanting to catch the old and indulge? Okay, let's get through it.
Liu Ming turned sideways slightly and said with a smile: "I am Liu Ming, please come in, beauties." ”
Since the other party didn't show his identity, let's treat it as an ordinary girl to tease, anyway, you're here to tease me, let's take a look, who is the real old driver.
"What are you looking for me?"
The woman in pink entered the room expressionlessly, and as soon as she opened her mouth, Liu Ming laughed.
I'm looking for you?
It's clear that you're looking for me!
This girl seems to be planning to play a trick, okay, I'll accompany you to the end!
"You're a girl, I'm a boy, what do you think I'm looking for you?"
Liu Ming thinks it shouldn't be difficult to play a scumbag, isn't it just a date if you don't agree with each other, now I'll put it on the table to talk about it, see how you continue to play.
Sure enough, the woman in pink turned cold, pointed to the piece of paper on Liu Ming's desk, and reprimanded: "Be respectful!" I am He Xiangu. ”
Burst!
Liu Ming glanced in the direction of her finger, and forgot to destroy the piece of paper that he had written on He Xiangu just now, and then you found the subject of the conversation?
This girl can play, I'll give you 32 likes!
Are you He Xiangu? Okay, then I can only be Lu Dongbin.
Liu Ming's expression was full, and he said solemnly: "The surname is Lu, and he is nicknamed Pure Yang Sword Immortal, and he will be fortunate to meet it." Everyone is very busy, let's get straight to the point, is it your family, or mine, or ...... Home to home? ”
"Nonsense!"
The woman in pink didn't expect this Liu Ming to talk so nonsense, she was so daring!
The one who came to Liu Ming's bedroom was He Xiangu herself!
Originally, He Xiangu and Liu Ming shouldn't have any intersection, but when they were cultivating recently, they always heard people in the world praying sincerely and repeatedly calling their names, which couldn't help but feel a little strange.
Generally speaking, when secular mortals encounter insoluble problems, they most often turn to Guanyin Bodhisattva, or some other well-known Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, etc., or more directly, they will worship gods such as the God of Wealth, the Lord of the Land, and the Lord of the Stove.
To be reasonable, although He Xiangu is one of the Eight Immortals, she has never been talked about so intensively, and she can't help but feel very strange.
It just so happened that there was no progress in his cultivation when he was upset recently, and He Xiangu was curious for a while, so he planned to go to the lower realm to see what difficulties this person who talked about himself every day was encountering, if his mana was enough, he might as well give him a miracle.
didn't expect Liu Ming to be such a scoundrel and hooligan young man, He Xiangu was annoyed in her heart, especially since this person was so bold that she took out her crush Lu Dongbin at random to make a joke, it was damned!
"Kill yourself!"
He Xiangu's temper was not bad, but it happened that Liu Ming touched her most forbidden realm, and she was really angry for a while, and with a wave of her hand, a lotus leaf suddenly condensed out of thin air, enveloping Liu Ming's head.
it!
Liu Ming screamed, only then did he know that it didn't seem right, this was not a means that mortals could use.
I'll go to your sister, what is it really Fairy Gu? Lao Tzu actually flirted with He Xiangu just now??
"Misunderstanding!"
Although Liu Ming shouted quickly, where could it compare to He Xiangu's casual spell.
Before the words fell, the lotus leaf had already reached his body, and then Liu Ming felt the kind of vibration that he had not seen for a long time.
In an instant, Liu Ming almost burst into tears.
Niu Pen, Niu Pen, you are really still here, you have not abandoned me!
Although the shock was extremely subtle, indicating that He Xiangu was only planning to punish a small punishment and not really kill a mortal, this familiar sense of vibration made Liu Ming feel a lot more relieved at once.
Although Niu Bi was obviously injured, this basic protector function was still there, as long as it was not a powerful attack like the Five Directions Saint, it seemed that it could still be blocked.
That's good, that's good.
He Xiangu missed a blow, slightly surprised, although he was just casting a spell casually, but it should never be borne by mortals, it stands to reason that at least he had to be slapped by this lotus leaf that was comparable to a drastic slash and his face was swollen.
"Who the hell are you?"
Liu Ming completely put away his thoughts of laughing this time, and said: "I'm Liu Ming, but it was really a misunderstanding just now, forgive me, fairy!" ”
This matter is because I made a preconceived mistake, and I made a good teaser of He Xiangu, and I was at a loss.
He Xiangu's face looked a little better, and she frowned, "You are a cultivator?" ”
Although Liu Ming's deeds have shaken the Three Realms, the Eight Immortals have their own faction, and they usually practice in retreat, and they don't know about the previous battle, nor have they heard of the name of the Circle Ancestor.
"Sort of."
Liu Ming said vaguely: "The fairy is coming from afar, please ......"
"Then you should do it yourself, you have to take the right path, don't make mistakes!"
However, He Xiangu had lost interest in communicating with him, her pink clothes swayed, and the whole person had stepped on a lotus flower and floated away.
Rub, go in such a hurry, are you really afraid of being picked up by me?
Liu Ming didn't care, smiled self-deprecatingly, and subconsciously glanced at the cow pen scroll in his mind, but suddenly his eyes widened, and he screamed:
"Fairy Gu go slowly! I've got something to do......" (To be continued.) )