Chapter 061: You're Cheap
"Ah!!h Ao Qianjin covered her face with a blushing face and spitted, "You...... Why are you taking off your pants! ”
Jia Xu paused, scratched his head, and suddenly said, "Yes, I'm not robbing now, I don't need to take off my pants...... I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, professional habits, I'm quick to ......"
Ao Qianjin watched Jia Xu tie his trouser belt again, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay...... You...... What do you want to do when you catch someone...... Wrong! Why are you pretending to be Prime Minister Turtle? ”
Jia Xu patted his chest and snorted very stinkyly: "Listen up, this king's surname is Lu Mingbu Fengxian, he is a native of Wuyuan County and Jiuyuan County, and he has the power of the gods, and he can bear the weight of 10,000 catties and travel thousands of miles a day!" Since I was born, I have not met an opponent, defeated all heroes, swept all thieves, wanted to be defeated but could not get it, and then killed on the spiritual mountain, trampled on the sky, between heaven and earth, there is no place in the world where I cannot go, there is no one in the world who I cannot be invincible, the sky cannot cover my eyes, and the earth cannot bury my ambition, but since I bought two pieces of cut cake last year, I can only make a living by fishing and work hard to pay off my debts......"
Ao Qianjin's eyes were full of little stars, and his little hands kept clapping, exclaiming: "Big brother, you are so amazing!" ”
Jia Xu waved his hand lightly: "Low-key, low-key, now I have something I want to ask you, you have to answer it well." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Ao Qianjin clasped her hands in front of her chest and nodded her little head desperately.
Jia Xu coughed and asked in a low voice in Ao Qianjin's ear: "Let me ask you, this morning, did your second brother bring a woman back to the Dragon Palace?" ”
Ao Qianjin was shocked: "The second brother actually took the woman back to the palace!?" Is it pretty? Which lady is it? Ha! The second brother is very good......"
Jia Xu's face froze, and he said angrily: "Don't mess around, look around and say it, as the third princess of the East China Sea, will you not know who your father is marrying today?" ”
Only then did Ao Qianjin react: "Today's concubine from my father's Wang Na turned out to be brought back by my second brother...... When did the second brother become so filial? ”
Jia Xu clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Then, you really know!" Where is that woman now, take me quickly! ”
Ao Qianjin blinked, looked at Jia Xu, and suddenly seemed to understand something, nodded a little depressed: "Oh...... Well, you come with me......"
Ao Qianjin led the way in front, Jia Xu wiped his right hand on his face, and then changed back to the appearance of the turtle prime minister and followed behind, tossing and turning back and forth in many cloister pavilions, and then came to an attic with simple construction but elegant environment.
Ao Qianjin retreated from the shrimp soldier guarding the door, pointed to the attic and said to Jia Xu: "Lu ...... Prime Minister Turtle, this is my little lady's current residence, I'll open the door for you first, remember to come down quickly, my father is very fond of my little lady, if someone suddenly comes, you are afraid that it will be difficult to escape. ”
Seeing Jia Xu nodding, Ao Qianjin tapped the stone door with his finger, and with a "open" word exit, the originally closed door slowly moved and separated, making way for Jia Xu.
Jia Xu changed his body, changed back to Lu Bu's appearance, and patted Ao Qianjin's fragrant shoulder with a smile: "Thank you for the adult beauty of the third princess, if you can't find a wife in the future, I will come back to go on a blind date with you!" ”
Ao Qianjin's pretty face was flushed, she turned her head, turned her back, and no longer looked at Jia Xu.
Jia Xu didn't say much, and walked into the house.
This attic is divided into two floors, the first floor is neatly furnished, clean and elegant, but at a glance, there is no one, Jia Xu walked to the entrance of the second floor, looked up, the attic of the Dragon Palace is slightly different from the human world, there is no staircase from the first floor to the second floor, only an opening on the floor of the second floor.
Jia Xu swam up with a strong foot, and after gaining a firm foothold, Jia Xu saw Yun Ji who was sitting on the windowsill and looking out of the window, with a little smirk on the corner of her mouth.
Although it was a little different from the appearance of being kidnapped in Jia Xu's imagination, Jia Xu still pretended to be a dusty man very dedicatedly, and shouted in a low voice: "Girl! Girl! ”
Yun Ji was slightly startled, hurriedly turned around, and said happily: "But the second prince...... Yes? It's you......"
Jia Xu's head is full of black lines, what does it mean to change from a look of wanting to go to heaven to an appearance of eating in an instant!?
Yun Ji saw that it was not the second prince who came, her face was full of disappointment, and she sighed and said, "What are you doing in the Dragon Palace...... Hey? Aren't you mortal? How did you get to the Dragon Palace? ”
Hearing Yun Ji's unpleasant tone, Jia Xu really wanted to throw his fifty-yard broken shoes on Yun Ji's thirty-yard face, and then scolded: "Lao Tzu is no longer acting!" ”
However, since he raised the funds by himself, he gritted his teeth and wanted to finish the film, so Jia Xu had to pretend to be worried and concerned: "Girl! I went out to ask a doctor for the girl, but when I came back, I found that the girl was no longer in the house, fortunately the old Wang next door told me that the girl was coerced and taken away by the second prince of the East China Sea, I used my soul to exchange for the Fang Tian painting halberd from the village Zhu, sneaked into the Dragon Palace, and now I finally see the girl, it's really good......"
Yun Ji pursed her lips, as if she was a little unhappy, and said: "The old man next door to your house also talks a lot, I volunteered to come to the Dragon Palace with the second prince, you see, the injury on my body, the second prince has borrowed the dragon ball from his father and completely healed, you have a heart, but you still take advantage of the fact that you have not been found now, go back quickly, I don't know how happy I am here......"
Jia Xu was stupid, he did everything he could, but he still didn't expect the plot to develop so excitingly, why was it crooked like this inexplicably?
But Jia Xu thought of the hexagram he calculated that day, and the hexagram showed that it was clear that Yun Ji's love calamity should be on him, but now it seems that Yun Ji doesn't seem to have a good impression of herself at all, but has a heart for the second prince of the East China Sea, which is not scientific......
Jia Xu scratched his head, wondering if he had miscalculated, so he pinched his fingers and calculated a hexagram on the spot, which made Jia Xu even more confused, the hexagram not only showed that Yun Ji's love calamity should be on him, but also within an hour!
"Could it be that she really has such a great ability to make this stinky woman fall in love with me in an hour? It's unlikely, unless ......" After thinking for a long time, Jia Xu finally thought of a possibility in shock, and couldn't help but sneak a glance at Yun Ji, the corners of his mouth twitched a little.
Yun Ji saw that Jia Xu was there, just like Silly Bi, she didn't move, and dared to sneak at herself, she was immediately a little unhappy, and scolded: "Men and women don't kiss, what are you still doing here!?" If you don't go quickly, beware of me calling! ”
Jia Xu thought for a while, sighed and began to untie his belt and said: "No way, the body of a boy who is more than 300,000 years old will be cheap for you, but it's a pity, if you can give me a little time, why should I sacrifice so much......
Yun Ji was shocked, and said in a frightened trembling voice while retreating to the corner: "You...... What are you going to do, you whore! I saw you weren't a good person! You go! Come on! When the second prince comes, he will make you bleed by sneezing! ”
Jia Xu pursed his lips disdainfully: "What are you willing to do with me, what is Xu's identity?" can let you take advantage, it is already the explosion of your ancestral grave, and the eighteenth generation of ancestors jumped out to say hello to you, you don't want to be cheap and sell ......"
Just as Jia Xu was constantly approaching Yun Ji, and the clothes on his body were getting less and less, suddenly, an exclamation came from the window, and then he heard Ao Qianjin's slightly uneasy voice downstairs: "Father! Second brother! You...... Why are you here......"
Downstairs, the Dragon King of the East China Sea and the second prince looked at Ao Qianjin, who had an unnatural expression, and wondered, "What are you doing in a daze?" Your father, I, of course, have come to see my bride! ”
Upstairs, after Yun Ji heard the words of the Dragon King, he was suddenly shocked, and he pushed open the window of the attic in disbelief, and looked down, only to see the second prince of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, who was handsome and extraordinary, followed behind a middle-aged man with a dragon head, heard the sound of the window opening in the attic, looked up, and saw Yun Ji, and then he pointed to Yun Ji and said to the Dragon King: "Father, you see that the little lady is already in good health, it seems that she can have sex with her father tonight!" ”
The dragon king looked up at Yun Ji and nodded with satisfaction, Yun Ji saw that the dragon king dragon head was hideous, with a big mouth of blood, and his body was full of scale armor, and then he thought that he was going to marry such an ugly monster, and he was sent out by his sweetheart himself, and suddenly he was struck by lightning, and he fell to the ground, holding his head and sobbing in a low voice.
Jia Xu also carefully probed out to take a look, and found that the Dragon King and the second prince had entered the attic, and then looked down at Yun Ji, who was crying silently, although there was some emotion in his heart, but it was more of a pleasure, let you show Lao Tzu's face just now, retribution, retribution!
At this time, Yun Ji suddenly seemed to think of something, raised her head suddenly, grabbed Jia Xu's sleeve, wiped away her tears, and said with red eyes: "You...... Instead of cheapening that monster, let's cheapen you! Didn't you come to take me away? I'll go with you now, go quickly, take me away! ”
Jia Xu looked at Yun Ji who was begging for him, and the question in his heart was finally answered, it turned out that the love robbery was completed within an hour, this is such a situation, and he made a lot of determination to lose his life! I'm so scared that my liver is plopping!
Jia Xu opened his mouth, pulled out Fang Tian's painting halberd from his mouth, lay down on the back of the bed, squeezed his eyebrows at Yun Ji and said, "Girl! I'm here in ambush, and when they come up, I'll give them a stick when I jump out, and then we'll be able to leave this dragon palace!" ”
Yun Ji gritted her teeth and nodded, looked down at Jia Xu, and thought to herself: "Although he is a little shameless, but fortunately, there are still some people who look good, and they look okay, I don't know how many times better than that monster, and now although this pervert has taken advantage, there is no other way......
Just thinking about it, the second prince of the Dragon Palace had already come up from downstairs, still so personable, still so extraordinary, but Yun Ji looked at him with only pain and resentment in his eyes!
Isn't he beautiful? He was dismissive of himself?
Another figure floated up, it was the dragon king with the dragon head and the human body, and that terrifying appearance made Yun Ji look away in fear, not daring to look at him.
Seeing this, the dragon king twisted his dragon beard, thought for a while, and said: "I see, it seems that the old man's appearance seems to surprise the beauty, what a sin, a sin!" ”
After that, the Dragon King changed his body, turned into a human form, and looked at Yun Ji with a smile: "Beauty, you might as well look up at the old man again, the old man looks like this now, do you still feel scared?" ”
Yun Ji cautiously glanced at the Dragon King, but this glance shocked Yun Ji speechless!
I saw that the man in front of him had a dignified body and a dignified appearance. A pair of eyes shot cold stars, and the two curved eyebrows were like paint. The chest is broad, and there is the majesty of ten thousand invincibles.
The words are high-spirited, and the ambition of Lingyun is spitting out thousands of feet. The heart is ambitious and bold, like a lion descending from the clouds. The bones are strong and the muscles are strong, such as shaking the ground and Pixiu coming to the seat.
is like a demon lord in the sky, he is really a god of Tai Sui in the world!
In fact, if you think about it, to be able to give birth to such a handsome son, this dragon king is naturally also good-looking!
So Yun Ji fell into the dragon king's brilliant smile at the first time, threw herself into the dragon king's arms like a milk swallow throwing into the forest, pointed to the back of the bed, and said coquettishly: "Husband! There are thieves in ambush, trying to murder the husband! ”
Groove !!
Jia Xu, who was betrayed by Yun Ji without hesitation, was so shocked that he was stunned, and tens of thousands of mammoths rushed back and forth in his heart, what kind of sin did he create!