Chapter 460: Immortals want to die, they can't stop, they want to cry without tears

Yang Hao suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, in order to make up for the problem that the 'music talent chip' did not have its own music library, he downloaded many songs to his mobile phone, so that he could be self-taught when he had free time, so there are songs of various styles in his mobile phone music library.

As a result, I didn't expect to be a little casual just now, and I actually hit this world-famous song - "Tianzhu Girl"!

This is an episode of "Journey to the West", and it is also appropriate to use it to subdue demons and subdue demons, but if it is according to the plot in the TV series, this song should have been the exclusive track of the Jade Rabbit Spirit, and I don't know if it will work on the 'little earth dog' in front of me.

Yang Hao nervously held the electromagnetic cannon coin, thinking wildly in his head, but found that the black shadow that was still racing rapidly just now was like stepping on the brakes at this time, and rolled to the ground in embarrassment.

"I'll you, don't you...... Does it really work?! ”

Yang Hao himself was taken aback, to be honest, he really didn't expect the 'Wild Dance Elixir' to have an effect on this 'little earth dog' from the heterotopic plane, but he just had the attitude of a dead horse as a live horse doctor, so he just gave it a try.

But I didn't expect it to be really effective now, but I saw the 'little earth dog' rolling to the ground and staggering up again, but his expression was confused, and there seemed to be some panic in his eyes.

Immediately afterwards, the 'little earth dog' actually stood up, landed on the ground with its hind feet, and then stretched out its two front paws, and danced to the music of "Tianzhu Girl", and danced decently.

Of course, after all, its body is still just a round, stupid and cute 'little earth dog', so no matter how similar it is, it will only look more and more funny.

The 'little earth dog' also seemed to be frightened by this sudden loss of control, but except for the two 'dog eyes' on its whole body, all the other parts of its body did not listen to the command, so it could only dance the Indian dance, while its eyes rolled in a panic, and it could not even make a voice of protest.

"Whew, I'm scared to death Dad, I didn't expect that it was music and dance that saved my life in the end, it seems that art is invincible."

Yang Hao breathed a sigh of relief, remembering that the medicinal effect of the 'Wild Dance Elixir' should be an hour, so he was not in a hurry to kill this 'little earth dog' who chased himself into the sky and almost died with a whimper.

He first set the music player to non-stop shuffle mode, and then deliberately removed the silent part before and after playback to ensure that the 'little earth dog' would not be given a chance to take advantage of the song cut.

Then Yang Hao staggered over, picked up the lightsaber and turned it off, this thing needs to be charged for two hours to be forced for five minutes, and now it is estimated that there is not much time left to pretend.

"It's really a bit of a back today, it's hard to smash a golden egg, and you smashed such a thing, so that my brother almost died without saying anything, and he also lost two potions, what he really meow is to lose his wife and soldiers."

Yang Hao dragged his soft legs, swayed to the 'little earth dog' who was still dancing Indian dance, and said condescendingly: "Forget it, don't say it, you can't understand it, and the night is long and dreamy, I'd better send you on the road early, maybe the only harvest today is a dog meat hot pot, if your meat can be eaten." ”

Buzz!

In the next second, Yang Hao activated the lightsaber and stabbed the head of the 'little earth dog' with all his strength.

"Stop!"

Suddenly, a voice appeared in Yang Hao's mind, no, it should be said to be a certain kind of 'voice' at the level of consciousness, not a specific language.

Yang Hao was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened and he stared at the 'little earth dog', but he didn't stop wielding his lightsaber.

There's no way, he's in a weak state where his body is hollowed out at this time, where can he react.

Squeak!

As a result of one of the 'Little Earth Dog''s dance moves, the lightsaber deviated from its head and grazed its right cheek, making an extremely harsh sound, and then accompanied by a strange burnt smell, leaving a shallow scar on the 'Little Earth Dog''s face.

Yang Hao was shocked in his heart, he didn't expect the other party's defensive ability to be so perverted, the seemingly ordinary fur could resist the indestructible lightsaber, even if the lightsaber was just rubbed, but even the skin was not cut, which was enough to show the seriousness of the problem.

"Whoa, boy, you're so deaf, didn't you hear Uncle Ben tell you to stop, and Lao Tzu hates others to slap me in the face the most, do you believe it or not, Lao Tzu ......"

At this time, the manic consciousness voice of the 'little earth dog' poured into Yang Hao's mind, but its body was still dancing, and it seemed that the effect of the 'Dance Elixir' had not been interrupted by the attack of the lightsaber, which also reassured Yang Hao a lot.

He simply picked up the lightsaber and slammed it on the other person's head, scolding as he drew back, and at the same time tried to use his consciousness to send a message to the 'little earth dog'.

"Believe your sister, believe it, Lao Tzu will slap you in the face, what's the matter, you have the ability to bite me, let you pretend to be forced, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will carve a Wang Ba on your face now, 'Wang Ba' You know what it is ......"

Cracking sound!

After a lot of smoking, the 'little earth dog' was full of peach blossoms, and the dog's head was full of green smoke, and it emitted a strange burnt smell, a bit like burnt sesame paste.

"Ahhh

The consciousness voice of the 'little earth dog' was already crying, but it was still extremely violent, and the resentment was so deep that I was afraid that even the peach blossom pond water was ashamed.

"Let go of you alone? Rub, you're stupid to be a brother, let me tell you, this is heads-up, and my brother will hit you in the face, how about it, don't accept it? Unconvinced! Yang Hao said disdainfully, continued to round the lightsaber, and hurried to attack the 'dog head'.

Buzz!

At this time, with a weak stance dissipating, the lightsaber automatically closed, and it seemed that the energy was exhausted, and the time for pretending to be forced was over.

"Whew, spicy chicken, your dog head is really hard enough, I'm tired brother, brother take a breath first, and I'll continue to clean you up later!"

Yang Hao quietly put away the handle of the lightsaber, then sat on the ground, panting and wiping his sweat, he was really tired enough, there was no way, his body was hollowed out.

At this time, the song was also switched, and as soon as the prelude sounded, Yang Hao was happy.

It turned out to be "Jiangnan Style", which was popular all over the world a few years ago, and this song was also nicknamed "My Dad Just Killed Him" in China, and the horse riding dance in it was even more popular.

Accompanied by cheerful music, the smoky 'little earth dog' began to dance on horseback, not to mention the resentment in his little eyes.

Yang Hao was so happy that he laughed and said: "Let you disagree with Lao Tzu, wait for me to release "Majestic", and ensure that you are ********, you can't stop, you want to cry without tears, hahaha!" ”