Chapter 52: The Great Tribulation of Noah's Family
Although he broke away from the Order and joined the Promise Clan, Zhang Sanmad didn't seem to have any concept of friend or foe, and was still as crazy as before.
The dark blue dining table in the dining hall of the Noah family was full of all kinds of delicacies, and the Millennium Earl said kindly: "Welcome to join us, this is a welcome party specially prepared for you!" What if the menu is not to your taste? ”
Let's chirp ~ Let's chirp ~ Zhang Sanmad took a spoon in his left hand and a fork in his right hand to eat, and a large piece of sweet cream was thrown on Squim's face, and the table full of art-like delicacies was eaten by Zhang Sanmad's left and right plates without any image Zhang Sanmad said: "It's so delicious, I didn't find out that you are such a good person, Earl of the Millennium!" ”
The thousand-year-old earl laughed and said, "Little three crazy sauce! You're so much out of sight, and now we're all important partners~~Just call me a millennium~. ”
Tiqi wiped the beads of sweat on his head and secretly said to the Millennium Earl: "Hey~ I said the Millennium Duke!" Is it really okay to pull this crazy guy in? I think this guy is a little unreliable. ”
"It's okay yo ~ Tiqi" The Millennium Earl still maintains his strange smile that has never changed, but there is a hint of evil under his opaque round glasses.
After eating a French roast pig, Zhang Sanmad said: "I'm so moved, Millennium Gong and everyone, let's eat together around a big table, as if we were a family, since this is the case, I'm welcome~ Give me a pot of potato stewed beef gao." ”
The other Noah didn't speak, just looked at some Noah who was hidden in the shadows and didn't show his identity, showing a disdainful expression, Tiqi just drank some water, but when he heard that Zhang Sanmad was going to eat potatoes and stew beef gao, the whole glass of water was squirted out, to say that eating was clearly Zhang Sanmad was eating everything on the table alone, and the others didn't eat a bite at all, besides, Noah's family seems to be very xenophobic, how can you be a family member Don't dream These are some of Noah's original words in his heart.
Zhang Sanmad saw that no one paid attention to him, and he didn't care, who made him a mental patient who couldn't figure out according to common sense, Zhang Sanmad asked the demon servant behind him: "What about the Chinese demon who served me stinky tofu with green onions last time?" ”
A demon servant stepped forward from behind and bowed, "Tell you, that demon has been killed by Lord Skin. ”
Zhang Sanmad scratched his head and said to Sky: "It's really you again, even if you're ugly, as long as you go out and wear a mask, you won't scare people, you are still so irritable and irritable, you will look more hateful, and it will also increase the chance of heart disease, of course, these are not important, the most important thing is to affect my appetite for food." ”
Si Jin wiped off the cream that Zhang San mad threw on his face just now, his face was full of bruises, and he was angry Noah was not a person who could bear it, but now Si Jin couldn't bear it, slapped the table with both hands, stood up, pointed at Zhang Sanmad's nose, and scolded: "You bastard~ I'm going to kill you!" I'm going to screw your head off~Ah~" After speaking, he threw himself at Zhang San with his teeth and claws.
Although all the holiness is not by Zhang Sanmad's side, Zhang Sanmad is still as slippery as a loach, and the left hook and right hook of Szin can't hit Zhang San's madness, and Zhang Sanmad stepped forward at this moment and shouted: "Look at my boxing champion Tyson's ear biting magic skill!" ”
"Ahhhhh I'm going to kill you~ Let go of me! The terrifying strength of the strong man Si Jin couldn't drag Zhang Sanmad, a little boy, off his shoulders, Zhang Sanmad bit Skid's ear fiercely, and Sking continued to cry in pain. Skin's side face was bitten to death, and in the next moment, even Zhang Sanmad himself didn't expect Noah's blood to be delicious, and in 0.0001 seconds, Zhang Sanmad's heart suddenly beat violently a few times, and his skin instantly changed to gray-black, but it didn't last long, just 0.0001 seconds, because the room was too dark, and everyone's nerves were very relaxed, so they didn't notice this abnormality, of course, this is also related to the absence of Noah, who has five eyes.
Twin Noah, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, said: "Okay~!" Sking! Beat! Kill that guy! ”
"Kill him! Shoot him! ”
Tiki couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Okay! Stop! There's no point in you fighting like this. ”
In the end, this farce was forcibly pulled away by Tiqi, Skin continued to sulk by himself, Twin Noah continued to stir up the two brothers, Tiki continued to smoke quietly, and the Millennium Earl continued to drink coffee with fifteen pieces of sugar to enjoy the joy of family, only Rod Jiamei was alone with his homework and looked left and right looking nerve-wracking, Rod was depressed and lying on the table with a pencil in his mouth and looked at it, and suddenly turned his attention to Zhang Sanmad, who was still eating a lot
Rod leaned over to Zhang Sanmad and asked interestingly, "Hey! Do you know how to do homework? ”
Zhang Sanmad chewed a cucumber in his mouth, turned his head to look at Rod who came to him, still repeating the action of eating one bite at a time, waiting for Rod to speak, and he himself couldn't speak at all because his mouth was stuffed with food.
"Can you write?" Rod shook the thick homework book at Zhang Sanmad, Zhang Sanmad took the homework book and looked at it casually, and swallowed it in an instant, and said: "This is obviously a primary school homework, but it integrates geometry, algebraic equations, logic, calculus, and so on, and dozens of advanced mathematics, large and small, in it, and it is impeccable in terms of topics and mathematical definitions, which can be called perfect, and it is definitely the ultimate nightmare killer for primary and secondary school students, it is really terrible, What a frenzied teacher can come up with, and it's so horrible to write a 5,000-word English essay, my heart is trembling, my blood is burning, my soul is trembling, and my right hand, which has been scrapped for many years, is starting to stir again. ”
Rod looked listless at the beginning, but Zhang Sanmad was also blinded by what he said, and thought that the homework was so difficult? Zhang Sanmad put the homework book on the table, stretched out his right hand with a solemn face, and said, "Pen!" ”
"Oh~! To give. Rod was stunned for a moment and then gave the pencil to Zhang Sanmad.
After getting the pen, Zhang Sanmad's spirit became highly concentrated, and the temperament of the whole person became serious and serious.
"Eraser!" Zhang Sanmad continued to stretch out his hand.
"Give!"
"Ruler"
"Oh! Wait~" Rod looked around, found the ruler, and handed it to Zhang Sanmad.
"Chicken legs!"
"Oh~ chicken legs?" Rod was stunned.
Zhang Sanmad put down his pen and stretched his waist and said: "Writing homework is very tiring, and it is easy to get hungry with hands and brains." ”
Rod pursed his lips and said with some annoyance: "Well, it's really not cute at all, it's rare that I thought you still had some advantages just now." ”
Zhang Sanmad pushed the homework book in front of Rod and said: "Take the homework book and go to your teacher, let him know what it means to be outside the sky, there is a day, I hate teachers the most, especially this kind of ** teacher who is mad and destroys humanity and takes pleasure in bullying good elementary school students." ”
Rod asked interestingly: "Oh~ You still hate the teacher!" ”
Zhang San took a bite of the chicken leg and said angrily: "It's not just hatred, it's just that it's not a common thing, and exam-oriented education kills people, so ~ Where is your school?" I'm going to click your teacher tomorrow to eliminate harm for the people, it's not a pity that this kind of guy is chopped up and fed to the dog. ”
Rod simply leaned on the table and drew a circle and said, "Doesn't it matter if humans die?" You're a weird person."
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