Chapter 376: Sophia's Pen
The bad guys got the punishment they deserved, the good guys continued to sell clothes, Wu Ying refused Tong Laosi's invitation to eat and make amends, and they had been wandering outside all day, and I don't know if a few people in the family starved to death. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Shall we go home, then?" Xia Yu hurriedly said: "Well, you hurry up, if it's late, the vegetable market will be closed, and I haven't bought vegetables today:" Xia Xia and Xia Xue are now wearing a new set of clothes, holding a box of ice cream in their hands and digging to eat. The girl is careful, Xia Xue saw Wu Ai driving, so she dug up a spoonful of ice cream and sent it to Wu Ai's mouth and said, "You can also take a bite." ”
Xia Yu smiled: "There is not much to grab from our sisters' mouths to eat, aren't you grateful?" Wu Yi said in a thin voice: "Thank you Princess Erya!" Xia Xia and Xia Xue were both happy with Wu Ai's well-behaved appearance, and Xia said, "Brother-in-law, what are you doing?" Wu Yi asked rhetorically: "What do you think I do?" Xia Fei's eyebrows danced and said: "I think you must be a big brother, there must be a large group of little brothers who work hard for you under your hands, you must be very stylish!" Xia Yu was surprised: "Roar! A box of ice cream is called a brother-in-law, you bought the eldest sister a little cheap, right? ”
"Hey, hey! I think my brother-in-law is a good person. Then Xia Xue slapped him, Wu said: "I'm not a big brother, I'm just a waste collector, well, your sister also met me because she picked up bottles, it's fate!" Xia Xue couldn't believe it, and said dumbfoundedly: "Are you collecting scrap?" Wu Yi laughed and said, "What's wrong?" Don't believe me? ”
Summer jumped up and said, "I see! You must be a big brother in the name of collecting scrap, you are so cunning! Xia Yu rubbed his messy hair and said: "Don't think nonsense, your brother-in-law is really a waste collector, but he is also a teacher in high school, you will study hard in the future, and you can mix under him for another three years!" ”
Summer was disappointed: "It's really not a big brother?" It's so boring! Unconsciously, when I arrived at the door of my home, I saw that the "no problem waste acquisition station" of the dragons and phoenixes dancing in the summer was really wilted. Athena estimated that she was hungry for a long time, and now she was waiting at the door, and when she saw Wu Yi driving back, she immediately rushed up to be a doorman, and pulled Xia Yu and howled: "Xiaoyu cook quickly, I'm starving to death!" ”
The charm of the goddess is all-inclusive, Summer looked at Athena blankly, Wu Yi even heard her clearly He said in his heart: "I think I'm in love!" Xia Yu pushed away Athena's hand and said, "Bear with me for a while, I'll go shopping for vegetables first and cook for you when I come back." "These two kids are your younger brothers and sisters, they do look like you!" Athena said as she took the siblings down.
Summer is now completely convinced that Wu Ill must be a waste collector, and there is everything in the yard, including plastic bottles and glass bottles, rusty iron sheets, and broken household appliances that look very artistic. God and the others had already heard the voice come out, probably the first time they had seen a living foreigner, Xia Xue always stared at God, and Summer's eyes always wandered around Athena and Sophia.
Xia Yu changed into slippers and carried the vegetable basket and said: "Lao Bai will go shopping with me, don't be naughty at home with the two girls and two dogs!" "Baigu Jingle happily followed, although you have to run errands to buy vegetables, but when you see that you can put forward what you want to eat, it will basically be satisfied, as for the abalone and lobster that God asks every time, everyone treats it as a fart.
It can be seen that everyone is full of interest in Xia Yu's younger siblings, and the sisters and brothers are sitting upright on the sofa, surrounded by a kind-looking foreign uncle, a beautiful blonde beauty sister, and a woman who is always bubbling with cool air. It is estimated that the sister and brother are scared when they always lean together, Wu Yi dragged the snow girl aside and said: "I warn you, don't fight the idea of summer, if Xiaoyu goes crazy, it is possible for you to stew!" ”
The Snow Maiden shuddered, and then said, "Actually, I think the lively artwork is not bad, forget it, I'd better go back, it's too painful to see it or not!" "This nymphomaniac seems to be a little sane, at least he knows how to lock himself up.
In fact, Wu Yi has already had a meeting with everyone, this time Xia Yu's younger brothers and sisters have lived for a few days, and they must not expose their true identities, especially those who love to play with light bulbs, and the hundred bone spirits who take off their clothes and sleep at every turn, and I don't know how many times I have been scared when I sleep at night! Sophia now has a new profession, nurse! It's a wet nurse!
It is estimated that Xia Yu is out of jealousy, anyway, Sophia can only use the most primitive methods to do housework these days. The gourd baby is even more straightforward, and directly decided to live outside for a week, it is said that he made an appointment with someone to taste the fragrance of the volume, and it is estimated that it is hopeless.
"Big brother, can you find me a pen to use?" "Didn't you still call me brother-in-law in the car, why did you get out of the car and change it again?" Summer blushed and said, "I think you still have to investigate for a while, so ......" Wu Yi waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I'll find you a pen first!" "I haven't written for many years, where to find a pen, and finally found an eyebrow pencil in the summer rain bag.
Wu asked Sophia while looking for it: "Sophia, do you see where there is a fountain pen at home?" "Report Ernie sauce, no!" Sophia replied so neatly that it means that there is definitely no one at home, and it is estimated that she will go out to buy it again. Wu Yi was just about to beckon Xia Xue to go shopping, when he heard Sophia say, "But Sophia can do it herself!" ”
Wu Yi slapped his head and secretly said that he was really confused, Sophia could even make an airplane cannon, and a small fountain pen was too unchallenging! "Sophia, you make two pens and come out, hurry up or it won't be easy to explain." "Okay, Ernie sauce!" I have to say that Sophia's speed is very fast, and a pen has been made before she finishes smoking.
Two very ordinary silver-white fountain pens, but the top of the fountain pen has a small red dot that resembles an ornament. "What is this?" Wu Yi pressed it down with ten hands, and then the leather shoes he just bought in the morning became sandals, and the incisions were neat and smooth! Wu Yi held up the pen and said angrily: "Sophia, give me an explanation!" Sophia said loudly: "I have added a laser blade to the pen, which can be used as a last hidden weapon in case of danger!" ”
Wu Yi threw the pen on the ground and said angrily: "Don't want laser weapons!" Redo! "Yes, Ernie sauce!" This time Sophia came out without a cigarette, holding two pens in her hands, and this time the small red dot on the cap was gone, and it looked ordinary. Wu Yi took the pen and checked it for a while, and wondered: "What can it be used for this time?" ”
Sophia took a fountain pen and demonstrated: "This time you can write in the air, you don't have to worry about washing it will float away, it will disappear after two minutes, no paper and ink are saved, it is very low-carbon and environmentally friendly!" Wu Yi covered his face and said: "They want pens for homework, if this thing is written on the air, do you want them to write homework on the spot?" ”
"It's going to be crazy to be gone when you're done with your homework! Sophia, don't make a fuss, okay? Sophia silently picked up the pen and went back, this time Wu Yi didn't even light a cigarette, anyway, Sophia came in a while, but she didn't come, Wu Yi lit another cigarette, and then Sophia came out.
Wu Yi didn't take the new fountain pen, but asked, "Sophia, is there any inevitable connection between you coming out and me smoking?" Sophia said seriously: "Report Ernie sauce, no!" "Okay, it's a normal fountain pen this time, right?" Wu Yi took the pen and was just about to write on his hand to check it, but the pen moved by itself and wrote on Wu Yi's hand, "Okay, it's a normal fountain pen this time, right?" ”
Sophia explained: "Most of my current homework is a mechanical copying of texts and ancient poems, which seems to me to be meaningless at all, so I made such a pen, that is, I don't have to do meaningless homework mechanically, and I won't give up thinking about the problem on my own!" Wu Yi jumped up and pinched Sophia's face round and flattened, and said bitterly: "Sophia, can't you make a normal fountain pen!" ”
Her mouth was torn out of shape by Wu Ai, and Sophia had no choice but to speak with her navel: "If Ernie sauce needs it, Sophia will do it now!" "I need it! I need it so much! This time, as long as you can write, you can use an ink pen, and you don't want any other mess! ”
This time, Wu Yi didn't wait outside, and followed Sophia directly to the laboratory below, between Sophia's eyes, eight tentacles, each holding a tool to do things, doing work in an orderly manner, almost more than a minute, the pen was ready. Wu Yi first checked whether this money could be used as a weapon, then tried to see if it could be used for voice recognition, and finally wrote his name on his hand.
It's normal, there is no problem, Wu Ai checked for a long time before asking Sophia: "Does this pen have any advantages?" Sophia thought for a while and said, "It's a pity to refresh your mind, you won't get tired from too much use, and you can even develop people's intelligence." "So powerful? Can I still be smart now? Sophia smiled and said, "Ernie sauce is already smart!" ”
She can even speak euphemistically!
One pen per person, smart is also smart together, I don't know what kind of scientists these two people will become in the future, and they will make a lot of money when the time comes, but it would be a pity if they threw away this fountain pen. The two of them took the pen and said thank you and began to write their homework, it can be seen that people are really attentive, Wu Yi feels that if he can use half of his strength at the beginning, his math will not be so bad now!
After a while, Xia Yu also came back, made a big table of delicious food, said early that the food at home was fragrant, and it was safe to eat, the sisters and brothers were frightened by Wu Ill and Athena, and finally had to sleep with Xia Yu, because they were afraid of being eaten by others in the middle of the night, so Wu Ill was forced to lie on the floor again. "And God said, There is no light!" (To be continued.) )