The same light, the same sense of weightlessness, when Wu Yi opened his eyes, it was black and oppressive, and he seemed to have fallen into a hot spring, but he couldn't see anything. The pen www.biquge.info fluttered twice and wanted to catch his breath, but his fingertips touched a piece of slippery skin. Wu's first reaction was that the beauty came out of the bath, and the second reaction was that there was a cheap bastard!

"I'll rub your mother! You're not finished, aren't you, I'm so white, you're blind, aren't you, rub it! Rub you Malegobi! "Hearing this familiar and deafening scolding, who else could there be if it wasn't Tang Seng? It seems that Wu Lao Er is finally reliable, last time I told him to let him teleport the distance is reliable, this time it is really convenient, and he reached out and grabbed it.

Wu stood up and laughed: "Dead bald! Look who Grandpa is! Tang Seng was pleasantly surprised: "Wu disease! What are you doing here? Standing up, Wu Yi realized that something was wrong, there was no sky above his head, the light around him was dim, and there were two strange things around him, Tang Seng was not soaking in the hot springs, but was thrown into a cauldron, it seemed that the two people were rubbing him in the bath.

"Ugh! Where did you find a scrubber? It's very chic! Tang Seng roared shirtlessly: "Don't be to your sister, that's a fucking monster, hurry up and save Lao Tzu out, you will let people cook it when you wait for a while!" "Before Wu got sick, there was an extra rope around his neck, and then Wu was dragged out, although Wu was very strong, he was still tied up into a roast chicken by a monster like a blind bear.

"What is this?" Youkai Armor scratched his head. "I don't know, I remember that there was no such thing in the pot, could he be Tang Seng's son?" As soon as Youkai B finished speaking, he was slapped by Youkai A. "You lack heart, Tang Seng is a man, how can a man give birth to a child!" Youkai B covered his face and whispered, "I was born to my father." ”

"You fart!" "I'm a seahorse spirit!" Wu Yi just wanted to let these two monsters with few heads and tendons let him go, but he was gagged, just like a sack was carried away, and before leaving, he saw Tang Seng playing with his life to splash the water, maybe the water was too hot, he was about to cook it.

The two monsters carried Wu Yi around a few corners, and met a woman in ancient costume, this woman was okay, but she didn't know what kind of monster it was, and these two mentally retarded monsters respected her very much, and bent down together to salute and say: "I've seen Princess Baihuashi!" "Now Wu Yi finally knows where this is, this is caught by the yellow-robed monster!

It seems that the monkey killed the hundred bone spirits, and then was driven away by Tang Seng, and then he was caught by the yellow-robed monster. It's just that Wu Yi can't figure it out, Lao Tang has read Journey to the West, why did he drive the monkey away, could it be that he drank fake wine?

Wu Yi was thinking nonsense, when he heard Princess Baihua over there ask: "The person you arrested is dressed strangely, could it be that some kind of monster can't be?" The seahorse spirit said stupidly: "We were just bathing Tang Seng, and we washed him out while washing, and we didn't know what he was, and we were about to show it to the king." ”

The blind bear opened his mouth and said: "I think this is the sludge essence, it must be that there is too much dirt on Tang Seng's body, and finally he opened his spiritual wisdom and turned into a human form!" "Which woman is not as clean as a beauty, especially a beauty, no matter how sloppy she is at home, she is also holy in front of outsiders, so Princess Baihua covered her mouth and waved her hand: "Hurry up and let him stay away from me!" ”

As soon as the two fools heard this, they ran away with Wu Ai on their shoulders, no matter how many times Wu Ai was hit on their shoulders, anyway, they had a head bag, and if they were to modify it, they would probably be able to mix up a Bodhisattva in the West Heaven. After a while, I came to a larger cave, at least there were more torches and more monsters. The two monsters threw Wu Yi to the ground and said loudly: "Report to the king, we have caught a fine work!" ”

Wu Yi has been knocked into a daze, if his mouth was not blocked, he would have scolded a long time ago, and as soon as he recovered, he saw a blue indigo face, white fangs, and a big mouth. The sideburns on both sides are unkempt, but they are all rouge dyed; The three or four purple mustaches are suspected to be the lychee buds. The parrot-like nose arches, and the star-like eyes. two fists, in the shape of a monk's bowl; A pair of blue feet, cliff striking. Draped diagonally over the pale yellow robe, he ran over the brocade robe. The knife he held was shining brightly; A stone of sleep, delicate and flawless.

Wu Yi had never seen such an ugly person, but he was frightened anyway, and shouted in his heart: "Ghost! "Crawl to the side like a maggot. The yellow-robed monster took Wu Yi in his hand, looked and smelled and smelled, maybe the smell on Tang Seng was a little bigger, he sneezed loudly, sniffed and asked, "What is this?" ”

The two monsters scrambled to report: "I'm bathing Tang Seng." "And then he popped out of the pot." "There was no him in the pot at first." "He's only there after taking a shower." The yellow-robed monster was already dizzy when he heard this, and he slapped the table and roared: "Just tell me what he is!" The two monsters shuddered and said, "He may be a sludge spirit." The seahorse spirit hesitated for a moment and added: "The sludge on Tang Seng's body has changed." ”

The yellow-robed monster waved his hand and said: "Don't care who he is, find a place to tie it up first, who is Tang Seng has cooked it?" The seahorse spirit screamed, "Oops! Patronizing the monster to you, forgetting to add firewood, it will be estimated that the fire has been extinguished. The yellow-robed monster said angrily: "Don't go check it out yet, if you let Tang Seng run away, Lao Tzu will eat you!" ”

The two monsters ran away, and Wu Yi was forked away by a bull-headed monster with a steel fork, and it seemed that the yellow-robed monster had little interest in him. Wu Yi was tied to a pillar, and there were several skulls under his feet, and there was basically no good environment in the cell, not to mention that he was still an inconsequential figure, so it would be good if he didn't die directly.

Wu Yi is trying to put the rag in his mouth outside, as long as he can speak, he can find a monster and let him go, it should also be a beast, and it shouldn't be much of a problem for him to be a beast god. His current body is very adaptable, at least it is not easy to spit out the rag with the human mouth, so the structure of Wu's mouth has become like a python.

Gaba's jaw dropped, and the rag was about to be pushed out, I heard movement outside, and quickly bit the rag again, if I didn't have time to open my mouth, how wronged it would be to chop with a knife! The two little monsters were carrying Tang Seng who was tied up with five flowers, and they didn't even look at Wu Yi, and threw them away.

After the two monsters left, Wu Yi spit out the rags in his mouth, and when he saw Tang Seng rolling his eyes and looking at himself, he said angrily: "What kind of eyes are you in your uncle, Lao Tzu is here to save you!" "Got yourself in to save me? Am I supposed to thank you? "Thank you for not needing, you have a grateful look."

"! Stay honest and wait for the pig's head to call the monkey to save us! Wu Yi smiled: "Don't be so troublesome, as long as there is something that is not human, we can get out of trouble, anyway, are you brain-dead, you know that the hundred bone spirit is not a human and you still drove the monkey away, are you eating too much?" Tang Seng said helplessly: "Do you think I want to?" ”

"What do you mean?" "Journey to the West is a big conspiracy, our master and apprentice are a tool, when the tool must be conscious, for the sake of my life, I still follow the original book, and it is also a last resort to drive away the monkeys." Wu Yi pouted and said: "But aren't you almost hanging, I just heard that people are going to cook you and eat it directly, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's sudden insertion, you would already be in someone's small intestine." ”

Tang Seng's painful head hit the ground: "I don't know what's wrong, the normal plot should be that Princess Baihua helped me delay time, and then Lao Sha came to send a head, and finally the pig head invited the monkey and beat the Kui wood wolf into a dog, and it was over, but this time that dead girl didn't know why she didn't come to me!" ”

"So you almost hung up!" Tang Seng nodded, then got up and jumped on the ground with one foot, Wu Yi asked, "What's wrong with your foot?" "It's not that you're a bastard who doesn't pretend to be good, I stepped on it in the fucking pot, it's the same as stepping on the tip of a knife, and it hurts Lao Tzu to death!" Tang Seng was about to use his teeth to help Wu Yi loosen his bindings, when he heard Wu Yi shouting at the top of his voice: "Snow Girl! Snow Maiden come out! ”

Tang Seng was taken aback, and hurriedly blocked Wu Yi's mouth with his head, and said angrily: "You are crazy, call the monster over and be the first to kill you first!" As soon as the words fell, I saw that the two little monsters who had just carried Tang Seng over, saw the indecent posture of Tang Seng and Wu Ai, patted his head and said to himself: "I forgot to tie up the monk too, fortunately no one else knows!" ”

After saying that, the two of them tied Tang Seng to the pillar, although Tang Seng offered them a favorable condition of using their feet to make them immortal, but these two monsters ignored it as if they were deaf. When the two monsters left, Tang Seng stretched out his feet and shouted: "Lao Tzu kicked you bastard to death!" It's called wool! Now it's done! "Tang Seng can't reach himself, but his feet stink, just dangling twice in front of Wu Ill, the smell is spicy!

Wu Yi hurriedly said: "Don't get excited, I have a helper!" Tang Seng was surprised: "Helper? Who? Isn't it amazing? When is coming? Wu Yi was a little embarrassed and said: "She is my customer, called Snow Girl, I pretended to be eighty-eight miles before I came, I guess she came with me, but I don't know if she came out of eighty-eight." Tang Seng shouted: "It must have come out, Eighty-eight was accidentally kicked down by me, it must have come out!" ”

Then Tang Seng also began to pull his neck and shout: "Snow Girl! Snow Girl! Come out quickly, don't be shy! I don't know why, Tang Seng at this time reminded Wu Yi of the three who killed Matt who didn't know whether to live or die. (To be continued.) )