Chapter 14 Buy One Get One Free
A thank you is indispensable, Jiang Siyu quickly paid Zhu Yilong 100,000 banknotes through transfer, and the whole person was also a lot more polite to Zhu Yilong. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Afterwards, Zhu Yilong, who was full of wine and food, was sent back to the dormitory by Daben, and Lin Hao and the two stepped forward to ask Zhu Yilong long and short, "How is your development, and is there any drama ......?" ”
Jin Longxing is missing again, and it seems that he won't be going back to the dormitory for a short time.
"By the way, rat, do you know where the People's Hospital of Longyuan City is?" Zhu Yilong asked, "Why don't you accompany me tomorrow?" ”
"I know, what's wrong?" Lin Hao and Liang Yunfeng said in surprise, "Could it be that you have already gone to Jiang Siyu, and you are afraid that people's stomachs will bulge, so prepare in advance now, right?" ”
"Brother Yilong, you are really a good person, you have only been here for a few days and you have finished Bai Fumei in our class." Liang Yunfeng looked at Zhu Yilong with a look of admiration, and said with a deep lewdness in his eyes, "If you don't teach me a little experience in picking up girls, then I won't have to watch mao movies masturbation every night." ”
", your thoughts are dirty." Zhu Yilong pushed the two of them and said, "I want to go to the vicinity of the People's Hospital to find an acquaintance, and see what messy things you two guys are thinking." ”
"Okay, I'll run with you tomorrow." Lin Hao and the others saw that Zhu Yilong's mouth was so tight, and they felt that they couldn't find out any gossip news, so the two fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Zhu Yilong and Lin Hao got into a taxi to Longyuan City People's Hospital.
After more than ten minutes of travel, the taxi stopped at the gate of Longyuan City People's Hospital, and Zhu Yilong and Lin Hao got out of the car.
"By the way, Brother Yilong, who are you looking for here, what is he doing?" Lin Hao suddenly thought of a possibility, and said in surprise, "Could it be the president of the People's Hospital?" If so, if I come here with sores and diseases in the future, you will have to ask your acquaintance to give me half the price. ”
"No problem, don't say half price, as long as you have no opinion, I'll ask him to buy you one and get one free, hehe" Zhu Yilong happily attached the taxi money, and looked at the surprised Lin Hao with a smile.
"You kid is smiling so obscenely, is there some conspiracy?" Seeing Zhu Yilong's meaningful smile, Lin Hao had a hairy feeling in his heart, "By the way, you haven't told me yet, what about the specific position of your acquaintance in the People's Hospital?" ”
"I said that I came to the vicinity of the People's Hospital to find an acquaintance, but I didn't say that he must work in the People's Hospital." Zhu Yilong waved his hands and said innocently.
"And what the hell is he doing?" Lin Hao regretted it a little.
"Open a shop! I heard from Master that he has all kinds of good coffins and all kinds of beautiful urns in his shop, and people will feel very happy and at ease living in them. ”
"What's the matter, I'm angry enough with you buddy, when I see him, I will definitely ask him to buy one and get one free for you." Zhu Yilong patted Lin Hao's trembling shoulder and said, "This is a treatment that Liang Yunfeng and Jin Longxing don't have, I didn't let you come in vain this time, right?" ”
"Damn, you kid just want me to return to heaven as soon as possible, do you buy one get one free for anything in the underworld store?" Lin Hao showed an expression that wanted to cry, "Brother Yilong, I was wrong, can't I change this mind of taking advantage of a small advantage in the future?" Don't let your acquaintance buy me a one-get-one-free treatment for a while, I'm here to thank you. ”
"No, I can't spend anything in his store, I don't want to go to heaven yet." Lin Hao said toughly.
"You don't want to buy one get one free, you can think about it carefully, not everyone has such special treatment, if you miss this village, there will be no such store, don't blame me for not taking care of you when the time comes." Zhu Yilong said seriously.
"I really thought about it, thank you Brother Yilong, I don't need such treatment, if you don't have an opinion, I can let it be given to you." Lin Hao also said very seriously.
"Hehe, that's not necessary." Zhu Yilong said, "By the way, rat, is there a store near here?" ”
When going down to Kunlun Mountain, Master Wang Kunlun told Zhu Yilong that if he encountered difficulties, he could go to the underworld shop near Longyuan City People's Hospital to find "Fifth Senior Brother, Lin Xingxing", and gave him an approximate address.
When Zhu Yilong first came to a big city like Longyuan City, he felt a little strange feeling in his heart, and felt that it was better to find this fifth senior brother earlier, in case he encountered something and came to the door, he would not be troublesome if he could not find it at that time.
For the sake of insurance, Zhu Yilong decided to call Lin Hao after thinking about it again and again, so as not to take the wrong road when he got the time.
"Not only that, but there are many of them that have opened a store." Lin Hao pointed to a small road next to the gate of the People's Hospital, "Five hundred meters down from here, there are all shops on one side, and it is estimated that there are at least dozens of them!" ”
"Okay, let's go down and find out." Under the leadership of Lin Hao, Zhu Yilong headed towards the small road next to him.
"By the way, Brother Yilong, did your master tell you the name of the acquaintance's shop?"
"What is it called 'Kunlun Heaven', I can't remember it anyway."
Turning a corner, a row of storefronts of different sizes appeared in front of Zhu Yilong and the others, and the storefronts were filled with all kinds of exquisite wreaths, paper figures, coffins, and urns...... and a series of funeral supplies.
"With so many stores together and so much competition, can these guys make money?" Probably counted, there were almost thirty or so shops crowded together, and Zhu Yilong was still a little surprised.
"What a fuss." Lin Hao glanced at Zhu Yilong and explained, "It's not easy to earn money for the living in these years, but it's easy to earn money for the dead, and most of the family members don't know how to bargain in this regard, these guys don't open in March, and they open for March to eat, which shows that a store only needs to get an order within three months, although there are some exaggerated elements in it, but the funeral is indeed money." ”
"You have a point." Zhu Yilong thought of catching ghosts for Jiang Siyu's family, and 100,000 banknotes came into the account at once, and he was relieved.
"Brother Yilong, look, where is there really a 'Kunlun Paradise' shop, should we go over and ask?" Looking in the direction of Lin Hao's finger, a small "Kunlun Paradise" store appeared in Zhu Yilong's sight.
"Okay, let's go over and ask first." The two went straight to the "Kunlun Paradise" storefront.
When he came to the Kunlun Paradise storefront, Zhu Yilong casually glanced at the coffin paper figure and other white things inside, and saw a lean little old man who was over half a hundred years old and half asleep, sitting on the rocking chair next to him and dozing off.
"Hehe, two guests came to Bidian, I don't know if there is anything you need help with?" When the lean old man saw Zhu Yilong and the two entering the store, he immediately fell asleep, got up from the rocking chair with a grunt, and said with enthusiasm on his face, "The white goods in my store are beautifully made, the price is fair, and Tong Su is not ...... bullied."
"Ahem, old man, we're here to find someone, not to buy something." Seeing the lean old man gushing about the coffin, urn and other funeral supplies, Lin Hao trembled in his heart and immediately interrupted.
"Uh......" Hearing Lin Hao's explanation, the thin old man paused, and his heart was disappointed.
It hasn't been open for a month, and when he suddenly saw Zhu Yilong and the two come in, the lean old man introduced him enthusiastically, hoping to make a good deal.
It's not like to gnaw on the old book every day with nothing to do, but after hearing about the intention of the two, although the thin old man was disappointed in his heart, he still had a very enthusiastic smile on his face, "May I ask who the two of you are looking for, I am a big living person in this store, and the others are all these." ”
The lean old man pointed to the lifelike paper figures hanging on the walls on both sides, and the meaning was self-explanatory.
"With such exquisite brushwork, I'm afraid that these little paper figures will become 'gold objects' in a short time." As soon as Zhu Yilong entered the store, he saw some weak "souls" looming on the paper figures.
People have three souls and seven souls, and the weak souls are some souls that have been scattered by the Taoists, or people are suddenly overly frightened and lose some souls.
It is difficult for these souls scattered alone in the world to go to the underworld to report, so they find places like the underworld shop and attach themselves to the lifelike paper figures.
When the shop slowly sells the paper figures to the families of the deceased, and when the families of the deceased burn them to the deceased, these weak souls can enter the underworld with the souls of the deceased to receive karmic reincarnation.
Any paper figure possessed by a soul is called "golden object" in Taoist language.
Because when burning the paper figures, as these weak souls leave, the paper figures will make the appearance of floating upwards in the fire, so that the owner of the underworld shop will say a set of reasonable arguments.
What kind of deceased person has appeared, seeing that you burned so many paper money and gold ingots for him, he went to the underworld to reincarnate with peace of mind, and he will bless his descendants to be safe and sound, everyone can rest assured......
As soon as the words were good, of course, the family of the deceased willingly gave the owner of the shop a lot of money, so how to try to draw a beautiful paper figure has also become one of the methods used by the owners of the shop to collect money.
Of course, only peers can see this, and ordinary people like Lin Hao can't see the doorway inside.
The scattered soul is not what kind of paper figure will let it possess the body, only the paper figure with exquisite painting and exquisite work, the soul will be attached voluntarily.
In order to make more money, the owners of various shops have worked the production and selection of paper figures.
"Humph! I can't see that my brother knows a lot about this, and I'm just eating a mouthful. The lean old man snorted coldly, his attitude turned one hundred and eighty degrees, and the smile on his face disappeared, replaced by a cold one, "If there is nothing to do, please take care of yourself." ”
Please take care of yourself, this old guy turned his face and issued an eviction order.
"Kunlun opens the sky and walks the world. He was ambitious in his years to rebuild the fairy mountain. Regarding the lean old man's eviction order, Zhu Yilong directly ignored it, and opened his mouth to call it with a secret word.
The lean old man was stunned for a moment, and then reflexively replied, "The master disciple went down the mountain, wandered the world, and had money and glory in the future." ”
"What kind of mess, if the level is not good, don't pretend to be a literati." Regarding the code words of Zhu Yilong and the others, Lin Hao couldn't understand a word.
"You, you are the fifth senior brother Ling Xingxing!?" Zhu Yilong's face was full of surprise.
"Are you junior brother Zhu Yilong?" On the contrary, the coldness on the lean old man's face disappeared completely, and his face became full of surprise.