Chapter 016: I'll Be Back!
Seeing that the time had come, Jia Xu didn't say a word, broke into the door, was awe-inspiring, and shouted: "Dog Bi! Let go of the girl!! ”
When he heard this, his heart finally relaxed. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Seriously, Shi Jiabao is really afraid that Jia Xu will just hide outside the door and not come in, waiting for himself to make a fool of himself.
He's definitely capable of doing this!
And Fu Junwu, who originally thought that she was about to be insulted, also looked at Jia Xu curiously, but unfortunately, in the dim light, Fu Junwu only saw Jia Xu's big white teeth......
Shi Jiabao stopped his hand in time, pretending to be annoyed and shouted, "Who are you?" Dare to spoil my Yuwen's funny good deeds? Come! Someone! Chengdu! Chengdu? ”
Jia Xu flicked his sleeves violently and shouted angrily: "Yuwen dog thief, don't shout, your son has already been beaten to death with a palm!" No one can save you now! ”
Shi Jiabao pretended to be frightened and stepped back and said, "You...... Who are you? ”
Jia Xu laughed: "Xu is a peach tree in the sky, plum blossoms on the land are blooming in two places, I don't know the true face of the gods, only Jia Xu who has purple gas from the east, Jia Wenhe is also!" ”
Shi Jiabao was shocked, there was no such thing in the good script, why did he suddenly start chanting poetry?
However, Shi Jiabao quickly reacted, and seeing Jia Xu slap him, in order to show Jia Xu's amazing palm power, Shi Jiabao jumped back very dedicatedly, and the result was ......
It crashed straight through the wall and fell to the deck......
Outside the hole, there was an unwilling roar: "I will definitely come back!! ”
……
It's so strong......
Jia Xu shook his head, threw out these strange things in his mind, walked to Fu Junwu's side gently, and asked warmly, "Girl, are you okay?" ”
Although Jia Xu's life was saved, Fu Junwu was still vigilant in her heart, looked at Jia Xu carefully and asked, "Are you ...... Who are you? Why did it appear on the Yuwen Valve's warship? ”
Jia Xu smiled and didn't answer, but just reached out and gently pulled the Chaotian Aya wrapped around Fu Junwu's body.
Seeing Jia Xu's such a frivolous move, Fu Junwu's slightly good impression of Jia Xu suddenly disappeared, and her tone became cold: "I didn't expect you and that Yuwen dog thief to be the same dog, but you offended Yuwen for a barbarian woman like me, I don't know if it's cost-effective?" ”
Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, and said with a slight smile: "The girl misunderstood, Poor Dao was just looking at this satin." ”
Fu Junwu was willing to believe Jia Xu's words, but she just sneered and said nothing.
Jia Xu rolled her eyes slightly, and laughed in harmony: "The girl doesn't seem to believe it? ”
Fu Junwu snorted coldly: "If you can untie this broken rope, I will believe you!" ”
When Jia Xu heard this, his mouth was about to laugh crookedly, this bastard Tianya can really solve it by herself, but her face is still silent, and she looks like a master outside the world, and she is not confused by the deep appearance of women: "Since the beauties ask for each other, it is disrespectful to go down...... Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, and he !! ”
As soon as Jia Xu's right hand was retracted, the Chaotian Aya, who was originally bound to Fu Junwu, was instantly untied, flew back to Jia Xu's hand, and wrapped around Jia Xu's arm.
Looking at the stunned Fu Junwu, Jia Xu's eyes inadvertently swept over the rotten clothes that had not been completely torn off by Yuwen Chenglong because he was tied up, and after being addicted to smoking, he hurriedly pretended to cover his right hand in front of his eyes and said, "Girl! ”
After Fu Junwu was surprised, she also felt a chill in her chest.
The torn clothes couldn't hide the spring light at all, and large pieces of snow-like skin were exposed, and even the two blushes on her chest could be faintly seen.
Fu Jun's pretty face was slightly red, and she hurriedly wrapped the sheet around herself, and said in a slightly shy tone: "You...... You...... Alas......"
As soon as Jia Xu heard this, he knew that Fu Junwu already had some inexplicable feelings about herself, so she hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot: "Girl, that Yuwen dog thief has given you the world's first lewd drug, if you can't have sex with a man within an hour, you will explode in your chest and die, and now the situation is critical, you and I are the children of the rivers and lakes, informal, and the poor can only pull out chickens to help each other, and solve this poison for you...... Rest assured, girl, ...... afterwards"
Jia Xu was happy to talk to herself, but Fu Junwu was inexplicable when she heard it, and wondered: "Drugged? For me? No? ”
Jia Xu sighed and said: "Girls don't have to be shy, life is precious, don't be shy because of some small sections, we will all be a family in the future, what are you doing lying with your husband......"
Fu Junwu kicked Jia Xu away, who was about to move her hands and feet, and her voice gradually became cold: "I'm really fine!" Thank you Shaoxia for saving me today, you and I should say goodbye! ”
Jia Xu was kicked to the ground by Fu Junwu like this, and the good impression that had just been shown just now disappeared like this.
Jia Xu was a little dumbfounded, this is a little different from the script......
And just when the atmosphere was at its most embarrassing, another figure crawled in through the big hole that was broken by the release of the bun......
Jia Xu and Fu Junwu raised their eyebrows and looked at it, it was the release of the culture and the release of the bun that went and returned.
Shi Jiabao scratched his head a little shyly and said, "I said that I would come back, you see, this is meeting again, isn't it?" ”
Fu Junwu moved her stiff hands and feet, and snorted coldly: "Yuwen dog thief! Do you dare to come back and die? Now that I have untied the shackles, I no longer have to compromise and seek perfection, my Nine Xuan Dafa may not be afraid of your Ice Xuan Jin! ”
Shi Jiabao quietly glanced at Jia Xu, who was sitting on the ground with an unhappy face, and smiled at Fu Junwu with some embarrassment: "Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand, I actually forgot to do something when I came back this time, you wait first......
After that, Shi Jiabao took out the "Guanyin stripping powder" in his arms, twisted the cork, waved it hard, and threw it towards Fu Junwu!
Fu Junwu had just untied the rope, where did she react, and she was sprinkled with "Guanyin stripping powder" on her face!
Seeing that he had completed the task, Shi Jiabao turned his head towards Jia Xu and pretended to be unwilling to shout: "Jia Wenhe! What I have in this bottle is the world's first lewd drug - 'Guanyin stripping powder'! If no man has sex with her in an hour, she will have her chest burst and die, hahaha! In vain is your Jia Wenhe and my heroic name, and your style is correct, I see how you save her? ”
After that, Shi Jiabao turned his head and jumped out of the hole again, leaving only Fu Junwu with a bewildered face and Jia Xu who sighed helplessly......
……
After the two sides were silent for a long time, it was finally Jia Xu who broke the peace.
"What's that...... You hear the ...... too."
Jia Xu smiled and said, "Since this is the case, Xu is welcome......
Fu Junwu shook her head as usual, shook off the white powder on her body, patted the powder on her body and snorted coldly: "I feel very good now, I don't need your 'kindness'!" ”
Jia Xu is actually strange in his heart, what about the world's first obscene drug?
Why doesn't it look like it's working at all now?
The stupid monk bought the fake medicine, right?
Seeing that Fu Junwu was ready to leave after moving her muscles, Jia Xu had no choice but to shake her head helplessly and unblock the sound shield in the room.
But then, a loud blast of cannon fire came from outside the deck!
Gradually, the movement became louder and louder, and almost all the people of the entire battleship were woken up!
The sound of dense footsteps made Jia Xu sore to hear.
Needless to say, those who will cause trouble like this, except for the Golden-winged Dapeng, will never be the second choice!
And in fact, it is true, Shi Jiabao just completed the task, wiped the disguise on his face, and retreated back to the room, but as soon as he arrived at the door of the cabin, he saw dozens of sailors and guards, holding blades, surrounded the golden-winged Dapeng in the middle, and kept attacking him!
And although the golden-winged Dapeng has high mana, it is ultimately a category of immortals and Buddhas, unable to attack mortals, and has been in a situation of passive beating, and the scene is very critical!
Finally, after an oversight by the Golden-Winged Dapeng, a guard used a knife to cut a bloody wound on the Golden-Winged Dapeng's arm!
At this moment, the bear child of the golden-winged Dapeng was beaten out of real fire, and the golden light flashed in his eyes, and he wanted to show the true body of the Dapeng and swallow them all in one bite!
Fortunately, Shi Jiabao finally arrived in time at this time, hurriedly stepped forward in two steps, dragged the Golden-winged Dapeng back behind him, and while dealing with many little minions, he asked the Golden-winged Dapeng in a low voice: "Uncle Mother, how is it, you are not injured, right?" ”
The golden-winged Dapeng was protected behind him by Shi Jiabao, and when he felt that his nose was a little sour, he wiped his tears and said pitifully: "Big nephew, they beat me!" It hurts! ”
Shi Jiabao waved his big sleeves and forced back another wave of attacks, and said strangely: "Uncle Mother, didn't we tell you not to come out and take care of your home?" Why did you have a conflict with them? ”
As soon as the golden-winged Dapeng said this, he became angry, and said angrily: "It's all because the uncle of the national teacher who slammed the door last night invited us to eat three bowls of porridge, and now after a day, I am in a hurry!" …… Later, I wanted to ask them where the toilet was, I thought I was so cute, they shouldn't embarrass me, who knows......"
Shi Jiabao sighed helplessly: "Uncle, you boy asked what toilet is there, don't you just pee in a corner......
The golden-winged Dapeng was unconvinced: "That person scolded me for being unqualified, and you didn't beat them for me!" ”
Shi Jiabao once again forced back a wave of attacks from the little minions, wiped the stinky sweat on his forehead, and said in his mouth: "No...... It's not a matter if we go on like this, we can't fight back, it's a real loss......"
Golden-winged Dapeng looked around for the guy and said: "The only one who can fight back doesn't know where to flirt with the wild girl now, and Yuanba is a useless person, no...... I must fight back, it's a big deal not to use mana, Lao Tzu fought with them with a stick! ”
The golden-winged Dapeng woke up the dreamer with a word, and Shi Jiabao suddenly remembered that there was a real 10,000-strong enemy on his side!
"Haha!"
Shi Jiabao grabbed the golden-winged Dapeng who wanted to rush up desperately with a bench leg, and cried and laughed: "Uncle, you don't want to fight at a young age, the poor monk suddenly remembered, the one we are still hanging on the wall is a real enemy!" ”
The Golden-winged Dapeng was also dumbfounded: "You said Yuanba? No, you see he was scared like a quail by me......"
With a wave of his big sleeves, he blew a bun of small minions out of the cabin, stretched out his hand to pick off the lotus flower on the door, and recited the mantra: "Om Ma Na Horn Mi Mi!" ”
I saw a Buddha light flashing, the lotus flower was broken, and a little man came out of it, carved in powder and jade, which was exactly the appearance of Nezha!
But in the blink of an eye, the Nezha-like villain turned back into a lotus, and after it opened again, there was only a child with a yellow face and a thin body left in the lotus platform.
It's Li Yuanba!