Bai Xiaoyi immediately replied to her with a big roll of her eyes, "Is it only when your boss can have a car, can't we working girls have it?" Are you such a bully? Mi Lili didn't expect Bai Xiaoyi to be so sharp. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info said that it is really a sky outside the sky, a mountain outside the mountain, and there are more strong players in the strong, Bai Xiaoyi is not only a head taller than her in height, but also better than her in kung fu, and Mi Lili, who has always been known for her sharp mouth, can only express her admiration.

"Hey, that...... Xiaoyi, actually, I didn't mean that. Besides, my car, in terms of grade, is not as good as your Mercedes-Benz, in terms of sturdiness, it is also 108,000 miles away, and this broken car is not mine, I borrowed it, so I am not as good as you! There is no such thing as bullying. Mi Lili was shy for a while, and obediently explained the origin of her car to alleviate Bai Xiaoyi's misunderstanding of herself.

"My car was borrowed too." Bai Xiaoyi was also embarrassed for a while, and then the two looked at each other and smiled, "Then, our car crashed!" Ape dung, haha......"

Two beautiful women with outstanding demeanor laughed on the street, it was really unreasonable, I don't know how many single Wang passing by the beauty died, anyway, several cars were rear-ended, and the street signs on the side of the road were almost hit by the pedestrian Wang. And the reason is just that the single Wangs don't have enough kryptonite eyes, and they can't see the road when they see beautiful women. And because of the presence of beautiful women, those drivers, all of them have become gentlemen, they are talking about their own cars, and they are judging others, but their eyes are always inadvertently floating on the two beauties, as for those walking dicks, they have long since fled.

Soon, the traffic police came, and the people from the insurance company also came, and they were almost stunned by the traffic accident feast in front of them, and they took a look at the beautiful women who were chatting like flowers, and a Chinese vulgar man who seemed to be possessed by a gentleman of the British Empire, and then under the call of professional instinct, they began to work.

This is a series of strange and slight rear-end accidents, in fact, before the arrival of the traffic police, the owners have decided to be private, will not reprimand anyone, the traffic police are also happy to be idle, anyway, the responsibility for the accident is also very easy to clarify, and there were no casualties, so only they made a simple record, it was announced that the traffic accident was handled, and the insurance company also completed their work, so the traffic police began to divert traffic, and the car owners also drove to the 4S shop.

Lu Yun received a notice from the 4S store, and it was indispensable to scold Mi Lili, but Mi Lili was nervous and basically immune to these, and Lu Yun also knew that what he said was all nonsense for Mi Lili, so after scolding a few words, although the anger did not completely disappear, she had to stop, because she was worried that she did not scold Mi Lili to death, but tired herself to death.

"Sister Yun, do you know who I bumped into?" Lu Yun shut up, and Mi Lili asked before she hung up the phone. Lu Yun didn't feel strange about Mi Lili's reaction, because this was in line with her personality, she had never been heartless, she didn't listen to you, and she didn't hold grudges against you.

"Who? Eight horses? Starling dripping? Whaling? Or is it the small fresh meat of the country of sticks? ”

"Sister Yun, all the names you said are Kaiyin, who can understand who is who?" Mi Lily felt dizzy.

The appearance of the old god Lu Yun there, "Isn't that to avoid being crossed?" Especially Starling Dadi, I heard that his punishment was all medieval punishment, slashing and burning, and it was extremely cruel, I didn't want to provoke him. Mi Lili laughed when she heard this, "Sister Yun, I've only heard of trans-provincial, and I haven't heard of trans-provincial, are you unfounded?" ”

"You know a fart, these people are some powerful cattle people, if we really provoke them, although they don't dare to come to our Huaxia to ask for people, but they have a large number of agents under their hands, all of them are extraordinary, they can send agents to reconcile us."

"Alas, Sister Yun, your guts are getting smaller and smaller." Millily sighed.

"It's not that I'm timid, but the burden on my body is heavy, and the ideological level has also risen, so I naturally look at the problem differently. Come to think of it, now we have so many brothers in the Shuangsha Gang, they need to work, they need to support their families, I can't leave them alone and only care about my own happiness, right? ”

"Sister Yun, you have come to your senses." Millily praised.

"That's a must." Lu Yun accepted it calmly.

"But how can a timid person mix in the underground world? How to carry forward the Twin Evil Gang? Who doesn't know the cruelty of the law of the jungle in the underworld? Cowardly people can't get mixed up. Mi Lily worries about the future of the Twins. Lu Yun was speechless for a moment, and she immediately abandoned this boring topic.

"Little Nizi, you haven't told me yet, who did you bump into?"

"Chubby little Fubei!"

"Bai Xiaoyi?" Lu Yun exclaimed, "Torture, Mi Lili, do you dare to be so coincidental, under a collision, you actually bumped into an old acquaintance!" Is this a probability? Why don't you hurry up and buy lottery tickets, win 1.8 million, let's use it as pocket money, and eat Malatang in every corner of Binhai City! ”

Mi Lili saw that Sister Yun had fallen into her own trap and completely threw the incident of crashing her car on Mars, so she was completely relieved, and her mood couldn't help but be good, "Envy, jealousy, hatred, right?" Sister Yun, this kind of adventure is only something I can encounter, which just shows my character. ”

"Your character is a cylinder, but I don't know if it's an ashtray or a phlegm tank." Lu Yun sneered at each other, and Mi Lili had a black line, "Sister Yun, we are all bosses now, not dicks, characters who eat spicy with red wine, so we must have quality, talk to Sven, have depth of thought, do not spit, do not litter, queue up for shopping, do not carve at random in tourist attractions, wear socks when wearing shoes, wear skirts above the knees, and zip up clothes above the career line......"

Mi Lili chattered for a while, and Lu Yun was annoyed when she heard it, "Lily, are you sick?" ”

"Yes, civilization disease. When I meet an uncivilized person like you, I have a headache, and I hate that iron is not steel. Mi Lili said helplessly, Lu Yun smiled coldly, "Come back quickly, I will help you cure your civilization disease, take your medicine to get rid of the disease, and solve all your pain in one second." ”

Mi Lili shrank her neck and sneered: "I'm just talking casually, Sister Yun, don't be angry, people say that we don't have quality, we don't travel abroad, we don't go shopping in Port X, anyway, there are many cottages in China, right?" ”

……

Lu Yun and Mi Lili were arguing, and Bai Xiaoyi on the side was confused, "Lily, what are you talking about?" It's a mess, I don't understand a word. ”

Mi Lili hung up the phone and said with a smug face: "It's right if you don't understand, this is the private talk of our sisters, you outsiders can't understand it!" ”

Bai Xiaoyi's eyebrows frowned slightly, and it took a long time to say carefully: "Maybe." ”

Mi Lili didn't continue the topic, she asked Bai Xiaoyi, "Xiaoyi, where do you work?" Shall I send you back? ”

Bai Xiaoyi smiled bitterly, "How do you send it?" Our car is still being repaired? And I'm still unemployed, what kind of work do I go to? I just wanted to go out for a stroll, take a break, but I didn't expect to be rear-ended by you again, fortunately my friend is more atmospheric, otherwise I would really hurt you. ”

When Mi Lili heard this, she immediately gossiped, "Is your friend a man or a woman?" ”

"Of course it's a woman. What man would want someone as ugly as me? Bai Xiaoyi suddenly felt resentful, obviously she had not come out of the shadow of lovelorn, Mi Lili rolled her eyes, she didn't want to see this kind of self-pity and lack of self-confidence woman.

"Xiaoyi, you are a cultural person, I can't talk about you, what I want to say is that the men in the world are not dead, and without Butcher Zhang, I still don't have to eat pigs with hair!"

Bai Xiaoyi laughed out loud after a "flutter", "Lily, your metaphor is really a god comparison?" Push back about 300 years, and then go back 300 years, and you won't find anyone like you who can use metaphors. ”

Mi Lili was ashamed, "That is, the cowhide is not a blow, the train is not a push, although my sister I have not been on the ground for a few days to study, but I can't bear my high talent, since I was a child, I have the ability to never forget, intelligent and extraordinary, Shenma seven steps into poetry, five steps couplet, eight years old read four books and five classics, nine years old study Qimen Dunjia, ten years old read "Dream of Red Mansions", currently occasionally look at the urban ability novel "The Invincible Doctor of the City". ”

Bai Xiaoyi covered her stomach with a smile and cried out in pain, "Lily, don't say it, I'll obey you, okay?" ”

"You have to obey me? Do you so-called returnees know what the quintessence of China is? These are the quintessence of the country! Sister, I really don't understand you people, who put aside the cultural treasures left by their ancestors and don't study and research, but go to foreign countries to learn the bad things of others. ”

Bai Xiaoyi stopped laughing, looked at Mi Lili with strange eyes, and asked carefully, "Lili, are you a defender?" ”

"Simmered tempeh? You're the tempeh! Your whole family is tempeh! Millily looked very angry. Bai Xiaoyi was dizzy for a while, and the words "playing the piano to the cow" instantly surged in her brain, and then expanded infinitely and expanded. It was the first time she discovered that the gap between cultures would create such a huge gap between people, to the point that it was impossible to communicate normally.

She didn't want to explain anymore, and seeing Mi Lily's indignant look, she wisely chose to give in, "I'm sorry Lily, I may have said the wrong thing." ”

Mi Lili waved her hand generously: "It's okay, who is with whom between our sisters?" ”

The two of them were chatting, "Didi ......" A car whistle suddenly sounded, and a BMW sports car stopped beside them, and then the window was lowered, revealing a lewd brainless face, "Two beauties, are you waiting for the car?" ”