Chapter 80: Zhang San, the king of the pit king, is crazy
Fu's brows furrowed, Zhang Sanmad's questioning made Fu feel that he was going to be "unlucky", Zhang Mo also felt that Zhang Sanmad would definitely not be able to do anything good, and he would definitely die a big death, but he was a "mental patient", it was useless for you to worry so much about him, you could only see what the situation was first.
Zhang San said madly: "I was on fire just now, and I suddenly had a 'flash of inspiration', as if Einstein, Newton, Edison, Nicholas, Qian Xuesen, and Ma Yun possessed the body, and the brain hole can be said to have broken through the sky, crossed the ancient and modern China and foreign countries, crossed man and nature, and crossed the high wall of socialism and capitalism."
Zhang Mo said: "Stop!" If you talk nonsense, the demonic 'infighting' over there is going to end, so if you have any ideas, just say it. ”
"My idea is like this, first of all, Aaron and Fu will delay me, and then we will set up a 'bonfire', I will jump in and be reborn, and become an 'evil spirit rider' to instantly counterattack and become a 'boss', and then we will turn over and serfs and sing, these stinky salted fish and rotten bird eggs, I will catch these stinky salted fish and rotten bird eggs for you to study, dissect and slice them casually."
"What are you kidding, you bastard, what you said is simple, this is a third-order demon, it is so easy to be abused by you." A voice questioned.
"I think it's a complete waste of time for us to listen to this 'psychopath' talking nonsense here, let's run, it's better to run separately so that we still have a chance to live."
Fu didn't express any opinions, just watched everyone arguing around, and Zhang Mo's head was about to explode, and he didn't know who to listen to, just when Zhang Mo was in a dilemma, Yalian said: "I agree with the crazy brother's idea!" ”
"What are you kidding, Aaron, and you believe what that madman said?"
"I believe in Crazy Brother, because he is my partner~ is my best friend, is a comrade-in-arms who shares hardships together, please believe Crazy Brother! He's definitely not as unbearable as you think, Crazy Brother is really strong when he gets serious, my partners and I have been saved by Crazy Brother several times, no matter what, I will believe Crazy Brother, I will fight for him until the last moment! ”
Fuyi pouted and said: "Cut~ Really, I will fight side by side with Yalian until it breaks, if you want to run, run now, there will be no chance to run for a while." ”
"Just believe you!" Zhang Moyi gritted his teeth and decided to bet the lives of all the staff on Zhang Sanmad.
"How can you make such hasty decisions as those little kids," some of the researchers said.
"If you want to stay, stay, if you don't want to leave, we can still delay you some time." Zhang Mo sighed and said.
"Then take care, alas." A third of the personnel ran away, some were greedy for life and afraid of death, and some were not firm in their positions, and those who could stay in this situation were undoubtedly people with strong feelings and loyalty to the Asian branch.
"Are you humans finally done! My eyes are about to fall off when I hear this, but no matter how united you are, you can't stop the death, and all of you will die today. The demons said angrily, they were just restrained by a 'great force' from the sky due to the 'needs of the plot', and they couldn't act, so they could only stare at the endless ink of human babbling, and that "great power" was so natural as if it were the "creator" of this world.
"Aaron, let's go!" Fu's arms turned into two scimitars and Aren rushed towards the demon left and right.
Zhang Sanmad saw that Yalian and the others had already started to fight to delay time for themselves, and hurriedly commanded to everyone: "Why are you still standing stupidly waiting to be killed?" Go and find me combustibles to pick up rotten wood, broken books, waste newspapers, old furniture, refrigerators, washing machines from the rubble."
Everyone knows the first few things, and everyone has never heard of what Zhang Sanmad said later, so he can only be regarded as having a nervous heart, so as long as it can be burned, everyone has laboriously picked it out in the ruins.
Zhang Sanmad didn't know where he turned out a broken chair and sat on it and knocked Erlang on the leg, a big hole in his chest "Zizi" spurted blood, and he commanded as if he was nothing: "You made the 'firewood pile' too small, grilling a salted fish is almost the same, and if you make it bigger, the fire is small, and the eggs can only harm yourself without me, I want that kind of raging fire!" ”
Zhang Mo roared: "You know how to move your mouth, we are very tired, okay!" ”
"I asked you to set fire to me, and you still complain so much? I'm a model of setting myself on fire and playing with fire, if I don't get my psychology to have a shadow, you can understand the feelings of the disadvantaged groups! ”
"It's not good for the branch minister, these woods have been soaked by some groundwater gushing up, and they can't be lit at all."
Zhang Mo was shocked, "What should I do, if I can't burn it, no matter how much wood I have, it's useless." ”
Zhang San patted Zhang Mo's head and said, "You are stupid, find flammable materials such as gas oil, alcohol, and fiber products to light the fire." ”
"I know, too, but I can't find much flammable stuff around here."
Zhang Mo saw Zhang Sanmad staring at him with ill intentions and exclaimed, "What do you want to do?" ”
"Aren't flammable materials just on you?"
Zhang Mo looked at the clothes on his body, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "You mean clothes?" ”
"That's right!"
"Now everyone's survival plan is at the end, and they are all standing against the wall! Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, and in the middle of the stand with gender identification disorder"
Zhang Sanmad pointed at Zhang Mo and said, "What do you see, you don't have to stand, just lie on your stomach." ”
"Now you take off your clothes, pants, skirts, and underwear~"
Several girls in the branch blushed, and the boys scratched their heads and said embarrassedly: "This is not good, we men can say it, girls forget it." ”
The glasses girl plucked up her courage and said, "That's it!" It's too embarrassing for us to undress in front of so many people, and we won't be able to get married in the future. ”
"In the face of communism, everyone is equal, women can hold up half the sky, and those who can't sacrifice for the organization are not good comrades, if you don't take it off today, I'll help you take it off, look at my righteous salty pig hands!"
"Yah~! Ya Butterfly~! Ah~Don't~" several girls screamed.
"Woo woo ~ it's over ~ I can't get married." The glasses girl and the other girls were crying on the ground with a white coat in their arms.
"Look at the extrajudicial, there is still affection, I deliberately stripped you 'naked' behind the invisible wall of the group of men in order to take care of the face of your girls, this white coat, you can use it to block the 'spring light leakage', this is also my extrajudicial grace, I will confiscate these underwear, this is a lesson to you, see if you dare to be willful next time."
Zhang Sanmad came out from behind the wall, and even scared and threatened the words, and smoothly stripped off the clothes of this group of men, poured these clothes on the huge 'firewood pile', and successfully lit the bonfire, everyone shouted Long live, as if they saw the hope of living, and some Luo Nan even embraced each other with unrestrained passion.
"Demons! Suffer death" Zhang Sanmad walked towards the fire, and Zhang Sanmad stopped in the expectant eyes of everyone.
Zhang San was crazy and stopped: "What time is it?" ”
Zhang Mo looked at his watch expressionlessly and said, "It's 3:28:07 in the afternoon." ”
Zhang Sanmad's expression was a little stiff, even if he was in bad spirits, he felt a little sorry for everyone now, just now he was complacent and said that he wanted to capture the demon slice alive, and now he was embarrassed to say some things, Zhang Sanmad said implicitly: "The evil ghost rider in my body is nocturnal, and the sun will cut off my contact with him, so if I jump into the fire now, it will only become a 'barbecue', and I can't become an 'evil ghost rider'." ”
Everyone present was "Spartan", and a visible "resentment" rose to the sky, "So you let us set up a fire and bullied the girls and pulled out our clothes, and the most important thing is that you wasted everyone's expectations and time, and we are very enjoyable, right?" ”
"I don't care! Throw this psychotic into the fire! ”
The angry crowd lifted Zhang Sanmad up and threw it into the fire, and Zhang Sanmad shouted: "~ You really threw it?" You guys are murdering, it's so hot~ Scalding me. ”
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