The security personnel looked awe-inspiring, as if they were facing a great enemy, took two steps back, picked up the walkie-talkie and said: "There is a situation in the E channel, request reinforcements." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zheng Yichen took a step forward, raised his arms high, and said with a smile: "It's not that serious, you seem to be nervous." ”

The security personnel shouted: "Stand in place, don't move!" ”

The sudden cheers caused a lot of commotion in the crowd, and they retreated in a panic, not daring to approach Zheng Yichen's side.

"What's going on?"

"I don't know, it looks like someone took contraband."

"It can't be a bomb, right?"

"Isn't it? Don't scare me, I still have a lot of youth and don't want to die young. ”

The neat team fell into chaos, the timid ran away directly, and the bold also retreated to ten meters away.

"Hurry up and put the bag in your hand on the ground, take two steps back, put your head in your hands, I warn you not to play tricks, I ...... I have a gun! ”

It is naturally impossible for the security personnel to carry guns, and this sentence is still more frightening, and it can be seen that he was frightened by Zheng Yichen's joke.

Zheng Yichen did so, his head was as big as a bucket, and he wanted to confiscate the dumbbells, but who knew that it would lead to a big misunderstanding.

It can be seen that at critical moments, it is better to speak plainly, and never add too many modifiers that make people think about it.

Otherwise, you will get into trouble.

Luo Ziru stood behind, found out that something was wrong, and ran over anxiously, he was the person in charge of this trip, if there was an accident, I was afraid that I wouldn't even be able to save my job.

"Dr. Zheng, this ...... What the hell is going on? ”

Zheng Yichen smiled bitterly: "Mr. Luo, please go over and open the travel bag and pour out the contents for the security personnel to see." ”

Luo Ziru nodded, negotiated a few words with the security personnel who were on guard, and finally exchanged for his trust, opened the zipper, and poured out all the contents of the bag.

A stack of materials, three magazines, and a pair of black dumbbells.

When the dumbbell landed, it also made a clanging sound and rolled a few times.

The security officer asked, "That's all?" Nothing else? ”

Luo Ziru shook the empty travel bag: "No." ”

The security personnel breathed a sigh of relief, turned on the walkie-talkie and said, "It's okay, there is a false alarm, and the alert is lifted." ”

He loudly explained the situation to the people around him, and one by one he breathed a sigh of relief, relined the line, and accepted the security check.

Zheng Yichen put the things back into the bag without making a sound, looking disapproving, as if he felt that the security personnel were making too much of a fuss.

The security officer glared at him: "What about the weapons of small destruction?" ”

"That's it...... It's this pair of dumbbells, smashing people's heads, can kill people in one go, and it's not considered a weapon of small-scale destruction? ”

"No, dumbbells are dumbbells, gym equipment, you're good, why do you want to install this name?"

"I don't talk about it, I seem to be literate."

The security personnel were angry for a while: "Don't you know that now there are a series of man-made accidents in social and public safety, and everyone has reached a sensitive period when all plants and trees are soldiers?" ”

"Cutting people at train stations, planting bombs at airports, igniting gasoline on buses......"

Zheng Yichen's face was red and hot, and then he knew that the security personnel were nervous and targeted.

After the security personnel finished talking about the accidents that have occurred across the country in recent months, they said: "A few days ago, there was a man in the airport hall, without bringing anything, he threatened to blow up the waiting hall, and was twisted to the police station, the police asked him when to bomb the waiting hall, he said, if you don't bomb it today, you will definitely bomb it tomorrow, anyway, you must bomb the Kyoto airport." ”

Zheng Yichen was puzzled: "Isn't this Baiyun Airport?" ”

"Yes, the police also wondered, and to correct his mistake, he asked rhetorically: 'Yes, then what are you arresting me for?' ”

"And then?"

"Later, when the police saw that he was speaking so logically, coherently and clearly, obviously not delirious, but specialized in mischief, they detained him for half a month on the charge of endangering public safety."

Zheng Yichen secretly said: "If you make a rumor, you will also go to jail?" ”

"He's just talking about it, and you're going to spend fifteen days in prison, and if you wave dumbbells, at least it can really hurt people, and your guilt is even heavier! However, if you admit your mistake with sincerity, I can also consider not pursuing it. ”

The security personnel were also kind, obviously preparing to let Zheng Yichen go, he hurriedly swore solemnly: "I will never chew the root of my tongue in the future, please forgive me!" ”

"That's right, in this period of unprecedented low security for the people, please speak well, and don't cause any more trouble for us staff."

The security officer looked at him with disdain: "And, your rhetoric...... It sucks! ”

Zheng Yichen lowered his head and said ashamedly: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, in order to express my apologies......"

He handed over the pair of dumbbells: "I decided to take the initiative to hand in this pair of dumbbells to eliminate the danger factor." ”

The security officer smiled, and then rejected him: "I don't plan to confiscate your dumbbells, and your dumbbells can't be carried on the plane, so I suggest you go to the window over there to handle the consignment business." ”

Zheng Yichen instantly felt gloomy, and he still couldn't get rid of the pair of dumbbells after making such a big move.

When he arrived in Los Angeles, he still couldn't escape the bad luck of carrying dumbbells!

Zheng Yichen broke away from the team, ran to handle the consignment business, and then stood at the back of the line again.

At the boarding gate, Luo Ziru stood outside, pacing back and forth, his anxiety overflowing.

finally waited for Zheng Yichen to appear, he helped Zheng Yichen carry his luggage with a gloomy face, and his tone was aggressive: "Hurry up, everyone is here, and you are the only one!" ”

Luo Ziru's impression of Zheng Yichen was extremely bad, and he regarded him as a troublesome and cumbersome character.

In the past, it was Nie Lao who held this role, but Zheng Yichen successfully replaced him this time.

can force a person as elegant as his name to look like this, Zheng Yichen is also remarkable.

Zheng Yichen also felt sorry in his heart, but he didn't know where to start.

If he explained to Luo Ziru that the riot just now stemmed from his selfish desire to hand over Nie Lao's dumbbells to confiscate, it is estimated that he would be even more angry!

Moreover, Luo Ziru was angry, and it was impossible to listen to Zheng Yichen's explanation, so he could only hope that he would gradually change his opinion of himself in the next few days.

The plane finally took off, passing through the white clouds, like a huge and friendless bird, soaring straight ahead, dragging a white cloud mark under the blue sky.

Zheng Yichen took out a U-shaped pillow from his backpack and put it on his neck, leaned back on the seat, took out the earbuds, turned on the mp3, listened to a piano song called "Canon", and fell asleep leisurely.

When he woke up from his sleep, he was already in a foreign airspace.