On the top of an ethereal mountain peak, a middle-aged man in white stood with his hands behind his back, looking at the smart flowing clouds under his feet, a good fairy wind bone. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

On a cobblestone not far from his feet, there was a drunken old man in gray, who still did not forget to pour wine into his mouth in a blur.

"Senior brother, although we have sealed the connection between the earth and the cultivation realm, we don't know why the aura is still being assimilated and absorbed by the earth, and the most worrying thing is that we don't know where those aura has flowed at all. Obviously, he entered the earth, but why is the aura on the earth so weak. In the past thousand years, the speed at which the earth has assimilated the cultivation realm has also become faster and faster, I'm afraid..."The middle-aged man said.

"The soldiers are coming, the water is coming to cover the earth, what are you afraid of? Anyway, you're also a Mahayana cultivator! The old man in gray took a sip of wine.

The middle-aged man looked at the sky and said, "Mahayana period!" More than 10,000 years ago, when the master ascended, you and I were both cultivators of the Mahayana period, but until now, you and I are still cultivators of the Mahayana period, and I don't know when we will break through to this last tribulation period and ascend to the upper realm? ”

The old man in gray said unhappily: "I entered the door a thousand years earlier than you, but now? You are in the late Mahayana period, and I am only in the middle of the Mahayana period, so don't buy poor in front of me! ”

"Senior brother, you... I'm getting down to business, look at you, where are you going? The master discovered that something was wrong with the earth before he ascended, and ordered us to investigate, hello! Every day, I know how to drink and wander around. The middle-aged man said.

The old man in gray said, "What do you mean by ordering us? That's your business, the Sword Immortal Sect is a single line, you took the master's token, that's your business, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

"Senior brother, you're not right, the master originally passed the token to you, you don't want to kill it, the master gave it to me, you are embarrassed to say, all the responsibility is on me, is it easy for me for so many years? I don't care, if you don't help this time, I'll give you back the token, why don't you slap it and stare at it, I'll see how you face the master in the future. The middle-aged man said.

The old man in gray shrunk his neck and said weakly: "Anyway, it's the token you received, and it has nothing to do with me." ”

"Taste"

The middle-aged man angrily summoned his flying sword, he didn't want to attack the old man in gray but put the sword across his neck and said: "Senior brother, if you don't help me, I won't be able to complete the task assigned by the master, I am ashamed of the master, so I have to apologize with death." ”

"When"

said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, and the wine gourd of the old man in gray knocked the middle-aged man's flying sword away at once. He jumped up and said, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, say, what should I do?" ”

The middle-aged man's face suddenly became better and said: "It's nothing, I just want you to go to the earth to investigate what is going on, I know that you like to drink, and there are more fine wines on the earth." ”

The old man said unhappily: "Don't think that if you have wine, you can fool the past, say, did your brother and sister ask you to threaten me with such means?" ”

The middle-aged man laughed stupidly. The old man said: "I know that with your character, you will never be able to do such a thing, but things are only allowed this time, and there is no next time." ”

The middle-aged man smiled and said, "Absolutely this is the first time and the last time." ”

In the land of Shuchuan in the Chinese country of the earth, an old man in gray was drinking wine alone on the top of a misty mountain, sighing and saying: "Alas! After my junior brother married that ghost spirit as his wife, I, who was a senior brother, plummeted in his heart. Actually threatened me to stay in a place where birds don't for three hundred years, this woman is even more terrible than a tiger. ”

Just as he shook his head, the sky that had been clear suddenly became gloomy, and large dark clouds gathered, mixed with lightning and thunder.

"Choke! That kid is going to be shaped. The old man's godless eyes suddenly shone with golden light.

"Wha! It's been three thousand years, three thousand years, and I can finally take shape, come on! Come on! Let the thunder and lightning come more violently! A high-pitched voice echoed through the valley.

Just as his voice was gone, a disdainful voice appeared. "Made, isn't it just a transformation! What is there to be proud of, how much thunder and lightning can be gathered by just a little dark cloud? Maybe it's not enough for you to mutate. ”

"Dead old man, why are you again? Where the hell did you provoke you? Always peeking at me? What exactly do you want to do? A huge carp emerged from the waterhole in the valley and said.

At this time, an old man with fairy wind bones appeared above the waterhole, he stood in the air, his gray clothes fluttering in the wind, and a pair of long white eyebrows had fallen to his shoulders. However, when I saw his eyes and face, the image of the fairy wind and bones was all gone, the discordant small eyes, the discordant smile combined, can only be described in two words, obscene, and a big rosacea,

The old man smiled and said, "Xiao Yuyu, I have no malice, you know, or you can still transform now?" ”

"Don't be so affectionate, I have a name, my name is Dragon Carp, who knows if you have malicious intentions? I'm transfigurating, but where are you peeping at me, you call it no malice? Whoever believes is a fool. Anyway, everyone is a cultivator, so you might as well say it if you have any intentions. Long Carp said.

The old man smiled and said, "Actually, there is nothing? I just want to give me a few fish scales after you survive the Transfiguration Tribulation, and my weapon is just a few pieces of Lin armor on your body. ”

Long Carp's eyes rolled and said, "I knew that you were an old immortal who didn't have any good intentions!" You dare to tell it, scales, the most precious thing for my dragon carp clan is this scale, Made! You might as well say you killed me. ”

The old man smiled and said, "It's easy to kill you, but I don't have that kind of hobby!" I didn't do the thing of killing chickens and getting eggs. ”

The dragon carp became angry all of a sudden, listening to the old man's meaning, he himself was a chicken, and the reason why he didn't kill himself was for his own eggs, that is, the scales on his body. "Old man, you are also immoral enough, and insidious enough, Lao Tzu is not a chicken like your family, why don't you lay eggs. You've angered me, and I'm not done with you. ”

"No Wind and Waves"

I saw the dragon carp turning around in the pool water, and the waves in the pool were stirring up in circles, one wave after another. Boom! The dragon carp jumped out of the water. A huge roar spread out, and the waves crashed against the mountains that surrounded it as if they had been hit by a huge impact.

At this time, the dark clouds in the sky seemed to be about to fall, black and pressing, obviously at noon, but it became like three watches in the middle of the night, less than three inches, and the only light was the golden light emitted from the dragon carp.

"Click"..."Boom"

The thunderbolt suddenly shot down from the dark clouds, and the target was directed at the dragon carp, which instantly collided with the golden dragon carp, where was the opponent of the thunderbolt, and it was directly bombarded and fell back into the pool.

At this time, the huge waves in the pool were even more huge, and the mountain was broken in an instant, and a large number of mountains began to tilt, mixed with the water in the pool, and rushed down the mountain like a wild horse.

"Hahaha! Dragon carp, you kid is not kind! If you want to calculate me and block the thunder for you, you are not a fucking fuel-efficient lamp, although this thunder and lightning can't hurt me, but it will hurt when it hits your body. I won't play with you, you can enjoy the thunder tribulation slowly! The old man flew away.

After the dragon carp was struck by lightning, it fell back into the water, although the blow just now did not hurt its muscles and bones, but the taste of thunder and lightning is really uncomfortable, especially when it is in the water, the residual power of the thunder and lightning is still attacking it, there are a lot of fish in the pool water, they are miserable, one by one by the lightning scorched.

"If this continues, this pool of water will be destroyed, no, it can't be in the water." Long Carp said in his heart.

It jumped out of the water, jumped onto a hill by the pool, and quietly crawled on the ground, slowly recovering from its injuries, waiting for the next thunderstorm.

Time passed little by little, and the thunder and lightning also split down one after another. Finally, I don't know how long it took, the sky cleared, but the waterhole where the dragon carp lived was gone, and a huge tank left by a torrent appeared below the once waterhole, and the hill on which the dragon carp jumped was also gone, and the dragon carp did not know where to go.

The obscene old man reappeared, looked at the ruined waterhole, and his left cheek jumped a few times, "What is this kid doing?" Isn't it bad that all the water in the pool here is flowing out? Choke! What about people? Where did this man go? ”