Chapter 117: Good Son
is worthy of a generation of evil gods, and after discovering that he didn't listen to his hands and feet, he quickly came up with a way to deal with it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoIsn't it impossible to turn my eyes, I look at you with one eye, it's a big deal to lean sideways. But this foot is all in a mess, what to do? Isn't the wings upright, just use it, and it's okay to walk after passing the quality level. It's just that the two hands are now hard, and it's not easy to cut people.
Looking at the strange-looking evil god mantis Wu Ill, he said to Sophia, "Sophia, you said that I kicked him first, and he can still get up?" "The evil god mantis walked and shook three times, and the four legs were completely crazy, and now they don't need to support their bodies to fight everywhere. The praying mantis tilted its head at Wu Ill, and he didn't know what he thought, but he was still smiling at Wu Ill after this virtue.
"You laugh at your uncle!" Wu Yi got goosebumps from his laughter, picked up a cut water pipe and inserted it directly like bidding Qiang. "Sneer" The crooked mouth of the evil god emitted a red light, and the water pipe was directly cut in two, Wu Yi is now very glad that he did not rush up to bully him. Beating a reservoir dog is risking being bitten by a dog!
Wu Zhi clearly saw the ill intentions from the swollen eyes of the evil god mantis, this thing is probably the legendary murderous aura, right? The red light in his mouth came out again, and this time Wu Yi saw it clearly, it was his tongue! What do you say you want your tongue for, and when you turn around, the frog wants to eat you, do you two have to kiss your tongue? What do you let the frog think of his wife? What do you make the tadpoles think?
The dead insects are really not covered, even if the clothes are windy now, the tongue is also very slippery, Wu Sick has almost been stabbed to death directly several times, fortunately, she is no longer in a state now, and she has to rest for a while if she licks it, otherwise Wu Sick will become a honeycomb coal.
"Dididi!" Wu Yi was doing a difficult turn of three hundred and six, and when the phone rang like this, he was so frightened that he knelt on the spot. To be honest, it was really inappropriate to answer the phone at such a nervous moment, but when I saw the caller ID above, Wu Ai still answered.
"Hey, Huang Mei come and save me! I'm going to be licked to death by this worm! ”“...... You two are so heavy-hearted, huh? You want all the bugs?! Wu Yi was about to go crazy, shrank his head and dodged for a while, and began to scold, "Nima's Huang Mei, when is this still the time do you still have the heart to joke, Lao Tzu is dying now!" Huang Mei said coldly, "Oh, then you just wait there to die!" ”
It's over, this is a public prisoner, this is a donkey, the more you follow him, the more you don't do it. "Oh, don't! Aren't I in a hurry, you guys hurry up and save me, I... it! You lick this place too? "Sophia's state is very convenient, directly the phone is fixed on the helmet, Wu Yi is busy avoiding her and chatting directly with Huang Mei.
"Hey, Sister Huang, come and get Ernie sauce, I'll send you the address now!" "Are you sure Wu didn't have a friendship with that thing that goes beyond worldly understanding? I don't want to ruin someone's good deeds. "What do you say this goddess thinks, why is her mind so dirty, although Wu Yi wants to scold the street now, but it is obvious that Huang Mei is not a generous person, and after you scold her, no one will collect your body.
"! What the hell are you, how do you keep licking people's crotch! Can you afford to lick it! "Actually, it's not to blame the evil gods, people are now walking with wings, and their heads are still like falling stiff, so using his posture to aim at Wu Zhi must be hitting Wu Ai's crotch. But then again, the hands and feet have become much more sensitive after becoming like this.
All the difficult moves are at your fingertips, and I just played Thomas full spin for a while. "Oh yes, Sophia, did you find the safety pants I asked you to check for me last time, but I heard from the people in the post bar that they are sold in Japan, and I came here on purpose!" She came to Japan for a long time to buy pants, or safety pants! What happened to the newcomers between people? What else can I peek at you?
"I'm looking for something, but it seems to be out of stock here, so if you want to buy it, you need to go to Hokkaido." "Oh, let's go back and go, I heard that the hot springs over there are very good, so let's go take a dip by the way." Wu Ying couldn't help but check, "I'm in a life and death crisis now, isn't it too unserious for you two to talk like this?" And aren't you afraid of water, what hot springs do you soak? ”
Huang Mei said indifferently, "Anyway, we're in a traffic jam right now, and I can't help you, don't I want to talk to Sophia to distract you and let you give what you can!" Wu Yi held his head and shrunk himself into a small ball as much as possible, avoiding the mantis's tongue and said, "I'm excited enough now, you are still distracted, do you want to play to death before you are willing!" ”
"What else can you do about the traffic jam, Zong can't fly over directly, besides, I don't have that strength now." Wu Yi was completely speechless, because what Huang Mei said was all the truth, and you didn't even have a reason to refute it. People are stuck in traffic, it's not that they don't want to save you but they don't have the strength to fly, and they feel so sad when they look at this stroke mantis Wu disease!
"I'm losing my mother!" Wu Yi completely let the hair go, and went up directly with two water pipes to fight the mantis. In fact, he didn't want to, because he found that the evil god was becoming more and more sensitive now, and he didn't even fight with his four legs, but he couldn't straighten it yet. Damn the insecticide has worked! Wu's desperate efforts seemed to have played a little role, and a stick was wheeled up, and the mantis's crooked neck disease was cured.
The mouth is no longer foaming, one of the two eyes has recovered, and the zero one is still trying to drill into the temple. The evil god kept sneering at Wu Yi, and he could feel that his numb body was constantly regaining consciousness. "Made!; The jacket will help you heal! Wu Yi picked up the water pipe and beat the evil god violently, and the effect was obvious, and now people don't have to walk with wings anymore.
Except for the two mantis knives and a lightning rod, the others have been completely fine, but they did not choose to do it directly, but waited for Wu Zhi to continue to massage him, he felt that his two mantis knives were about to wake up, and his eyes were becoming more and more unkind when he looked at Wu Ai.
Finally, when Wu Yi was about to continue beating people, there was a ding, and the two water pipes in his hand were broken. Wu Yi swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty: "Big brother! I was just kidding you, I was giving you a massage, you see you're comfortable now, aren't you? Then I have something to do and go first, you lie down and rest will help relieve fatigue, bye you! ”
How could it be so easy to let him go after letting Wu Yi tease him for so long, Wu Yi, who had fled wildly under the screen name, glanced back, the evil god was no longer there, according to the plot, he would either fall from the sky or drill out of the ground, it was obvious that people didn't like to escape, so Wu Yi was pressed by others. It's still a very shameful posture, like doing something shameful with Wu Ill.
Looking at the mantis's head close at hand, "Sophia brought me a gas mask, I don't want to be smoked to death by him!" And Huang Mei, you pay attention to traffic safety, don't be in such a hurry, if you come quickly, you should still be able to see my toes. "I'm going to start eating with your feet, and you'll die a little more painfully!" "Don't you just eat your guys?"
"Who cares so much when you're so hungry!" This is still a non-picky eater, "Then you guys hurry up, I can't save half of me!" "The old lady is here!" Wu Yi heard two voices, one from the phone and the other from overhead, and the voices were getting closer and closer. It's too late to come now, and they can't beat Huang Mei anyway.
"Boom!" The sound of the earth shaking the mountains seemed to be shaking the whole factory, if it weren't for the evil god pressing on Wu Ill, Wu Ill wouldn't know where to fly. "Is this an earthquake?" A bright beam of light shot down from the top of her head, and Huang Mei's beautiful face, but there seemed to be something behind her, white and big.
"Roar! I didn't bother you two about it, did I? Wu Yi cried and said with a sad face, "You go back and tell my mother, I won't go back to eat dumplings, you let her old man take good care of her body, when her son's unfilial piety can't go back to filial piety to them, woo!" And Wu Lao Er is an old king! After speaking, close your eyes and wait for death. There was another roar in the factory, and then Wu Yi felt a lightness in his body, and when he opened his eyes, he just saw the evil god struggling with a huge chicken in his mouth, and then he was directly eaten.
Huang Mei pulled up Wu Yi and said, "You are really your mother's good son, go home and take a look this year." ”