Chapter 029: The Seafood Is All Mine!

Liu Shuxian and Jia Xu have been getting along for several days, and naturally know that Jia Xu is good at everything, the only drawback is that he likes to brag about nothing, and now Jia Xu is blowing the cowhide through the sky again, Liu Shuxian will not be stupid to believe it, just blushing and nodding in agreement. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Fortunately, Jia Xu patronized and bragged, and did not find Liu Shuxian's perfunctory attitude, and his vanity was satisfied, so he no longer talked about his glorious achievements.

Jia Xu looked at the sky, it was still the sun shining, and it didn't take much time to deal with the two demons, but he was originally going to go up the mountain to repay his kindness, but it turned out to be revenge, and sure enough, the will of heaven was unpredictable.

Jia Xu beckoned to Liu Shuxian and said, "Let's go!" If the wind goes well, you should be able to reach Chentangguan tonight...... Well, in fact, there is no need to rush so much, I guess the demon dragon will not dare to come out in broad daylight to make waves! ”

Liu Shuxian followed Jia Xu and continued to walk towards Chen Tangguan, asking curiously, "Why?" It's an ordinary demon, and it can also come out to harm people in the blue sky and daylight, not to mention that it's still a more powerful evil dragon? ”

Jia Xu was caught in deep thought by Liu Shuxian's question: "Yes, why can't he come out to harm people during the day...... Oh, it's really troublesome to think, so he can't come out during the day, otherwise he'll die in a hurry. ”

Seeing that Jia Xu was back to his old ways, Liu Shuxian was rarely moved by Jia Xu's man once, and immediately felt no more at all, how to look like a waste of the national teacher in front of him, in addition to his appearance, he was quite good-looking, and his personality was really bad.

Along the way, Jia Xu kept talking, Liu Shuxian also smiled and cheered, and cooperated with Jia Xu to do countless praises, which was really happy for the guests and hosts, even if they did meet an eyeless female hooligan on the road who wanted to tease Jia Xu This kind of thing that makes people happier did not affect the cheerful mood of the two.

Finally, before it was almost completely dark, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian rushed to Chentang Pass.

Chentangguan is adjacent to the East China Sea, it is the gateway of the song, and it is also the garrison of the big business cloth waterproof ghosts and demon soldiers, although the East China Sea is generally stable, but there are occasional frictions with the land, after all, it is not my race, its heart will be different, from the beginning of the agreement, there will be heavy troops stationed to prevent the East China Sea demons from going ashore, and now the four seas are unified, which makes the big business tense nerves.

is based on this demon dragon, in fact, it is not just a simple demon eating people, it can also be regarded as a political incident between the East China Sea and Dashang.

After entering the customs, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian did not rush to contact Li Jing, the chief soldier of Chentangguan, but decided to go to the beach where the demon dragons frequently appeared first.

By the way, I learned from passers-by that the demon dragon did not appear during the day, unless someone took the initiative to go to sea during the day.

Liu Shuxian looked at Jia Xu with admiration and asked, "The national teacher is really clever, that evil dragon really hasn't appeared during the day!" ”

Jia Xu smiled slightly, and proudly buckled his nose: "Life is on the shore, the dragon lives in the water, people are afraid of the dark, then the dragon may be afraid of the light, although this is just a little conjecture, but it is also based on the wisdom of the brain, worship Xu to your heart's content, hahaha!" ”

Liu Shuxian nodded in agreement and exclaimed: "What the national teacher said, although it seems that it is only nonsense, but if you think about it carefully, it is indeed the truth!" ”

Jia Xu looked at Liu Shuxian in shock: "How do you know that Xu is right?" ”

Liu Shuxian was also shocked: "It's really blind!?" ”

Jia Xu waved his hand awkwardly: "Don't mention this, we're here for business, do things first, do things first!" ”

Liu Shuxian was also a little embarrassed, nodded and said, "What the national teacher said is very true, why don't I go buy some food for the national teacher first!" ”

Jia Xu waved his hand: "What's the matter, you see that there are people besides visiting brothels, let's go to the beach first, maybe you just happened to meet that monster." ”

Liu Shuxian was shocked: "Could it be that the national teacher is preparing to fight the evil dragon alone!?" ”

Jia Xu smiled proudly and bragged: "Don't say it's an evil dragon, it's the Flying Dragon aircraft carrier with missiles, and Xu can also pinch him with one hand...... Of course, it's ugly to be blown up......"

Liu Shuxian nodded, led Jia Xu through the streets and alleys, and showed her ...... at the East City Gate

it!

Jia Xu touched his pocket in shock, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have been busy having fun these days, and he didn't go to get the official card of the national teacher at all, and what was even more exciting was that Prime Minister Shang Rong broke up with him, just brought a sentence to himself, not to mention the king's order, even the big seal didn't cover Jia Xu, and it happened to be the point of closing when he just entered the city, and now it is very difficult to get out of the city.

The soldiers guarding the city gate scolded impatiently: "If you don't have a token, leave quickly!" ”

The duty at night is on duty, who is willing to work more if there is less work, it is because the city gate guards have a very poor attitude towards Jia Xu, if it weren't for Liu Shuxian's tall body and well-developed chest muscles, I am afraid that she is already kicking Jia Xu with her feet to get out.

Jia Xu laughed and said cautiously: "There are many tokens here, I don't know what the token that the eldest brother said looks like, so I can pick it out." ”

A total of thirty-two city gate guards laughed and mocked: "You deflated three, I only need to look at it to know that you are lying, and if you don't get out of the way quickly, don't think it's unpredictable!" ”

Jia Xu's eyes rolled and he laughed: "Big brother might as well tell Xu what kind of token it is, if Xu can't take it out, I beg you to give the head!" ”

The city gate guard sneered: "Since you are seeking death yourself, then I might as well tell you that the token is one foot three inches long and nine feet wide, it is made of fine fine copper, there is a plum character on the front, and the back is a unique serial number, if you can't take it out now, I will immediately let your blood splash five steps!" ”

Another city gate guard winked at him mockingly: "Big brother, you told him about the style of the token, if he made one with mud on the spot now, what would it be?" ”

When the words landed, the city gate guards laughed in unison, but Changge in his hand was already on the necks of Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian.

Jia Xu was shocked: "So you already know! ”

The city gate guards were still wondering what these people knew, and Jia Xu, who was about to become the ghost of Gexia, actually put his hand into Liu Shuxian's arms, and it seemed that he was really going to take something out.

Liu Shuxian twisted her body a little uncomfortably, if she hadn't had a good impression of Jia Xu before, she would definitely not have twisted like this, but now Jia Xu touched her hand to her chest, which made her feel her heart beating faster.

Jia Xu just smirked and gently pinched Liu Shuxian's chest, and then pulled his hand out.

It's just that when Jia Xu took out his hand, there was really a small blue-gray brand in his palm!

All the city gate guards were dumbfounded, watching Jia Xu show off his might in front of so many of his brothers.

There was such a clever guard, reminding the leader: "Big brother, check the truth!" ”

The guard who took the lead nodded approvingly at him, snatched the sign from Jia Xu's hand, and looked at Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian suspiciously, while looking at the sign in his hand.

The front is engraved with the word "Li", and the back is numbered "three", although the appearance is a little different, but the style is exactly the same.

The leader pinched it harder, and couldn't help nodding, it is indeed the same material, it seems that this brand is very likely to be true, but ......

The guard who took the lead smiled coldly, put the token in his hand into his arms, and snorted coldly: "Yesterday, the deputy chief soldier has used the No. 3 card to mobilize the army to garrison the coast of the East China Sea, and has not come back yet, can you explain why this token is in your hand?" ”

Jia Xu was dumbfounded at the time, thinking that the larger the number of words, the more effective the brand should be, who knew that it was too big and easy to cause trouble, and maybe one to three, or one to five numbers also had a special purpose.

Thinking of this, Jia Xu couldn't help sighing, he originally wanted to save some trouble, but now it seems that he has no choice but to ......

"Koyanagi! Beat them up! ”

Jia Xu hid behind Liu Shuxian with a big jump, and gave orders with teeth and claws!

Liu Shuxian was stunned for a moment, but she still quickly stepped forward in two steps, snatched Changge from the hand of the leading city gate guard, and waved: "The national teacher retreats, wait for me to take care of these eyeless waste!" ”

Jia Xu obediently ran to a tree forty or fifty steps away, climbed up in twos and threes, and cheered Liu Shuxian on: "Down with Japanese nationalism!" ”

And the thirty-two city gate guards here were insulted by Liu Shuxian, and they were immediately furious, grabbed their weapons and rushed towards Liu Shuxian, wanting to surround Liu Shuxian, and two even wanted to catch Jia Xu who was climbing on the tree.

"Wine bag rice bag! Let's eat a certain family! ”

Liu Shuxian laughed heroically, and the long song in her hand danced impermeable, just a breath of effort, the two guards who wanted to catch Jia Xu had already been knocked to the ground by Liu Shuxian, and she was already dead, but she herself was surrounded by thirty people, and it was difficult to fly.

At this time, the captain already knew how powerful Liu Shuxian was, and he couldn't control Jia Xu's waste who didn't seem to have much combat power for the time being, and roared angrily: "Kill on the spot!! ”

Liu Shuxian was not afraid at all, and fought thirty good hands alone with the strength of one person, and the sky was dark, and countless figures were knocked away and knocked to the ground between their gestures.

Jia Xu squinted his eyes on the tree to check the battle situation, and after discovering that Liu Shuxian was so fierce, he sincerely admired: "It's a pity that Yan Liangwen and Chou are not under my command...... No, no, Koyanagi is a warrior! In ancient times, there were three heroes fighting Lu Bu, and now there are thirty salted fish dried by Xiaoliu, which is magnificent! Great! ”

But in the blink of an eye, the thirty-two people over there had been all defeated by Liu Shuxian alone, and the salted fish were lying all over the ground.

It's really full of salted fish!!

it!

Jia Xu was all compared, and the thirty-two guards who were originally laid down by Liu Shuxian turned out to be seafood!

There are lobsters, crabs, and the one with the lead is still a squid!

Liu Shuxian was obviously taken aback, but she happily picked up a lot of seafood on the ground in an instant, and shouted happily at Jia Xu: "The national teacher is coming!" Dinner is over today! ”

When Jia Xu heard it, he thought about it, and found that it seemed to be right, wouldn't it be better to turn it into seafood!

So Jia Xu slipped down from the tree in three or two clicks, ran to Liu Shuxian's side, and watched Liu Shuxian pick up crabs that were almost unmoving, but he didn't even look at the squid on the ground, and asked strangely: "Why do you only pick these shelled ones?" How much trouble is it to eat? ”

Liu Shuxian kicked the squid in disgust: "This thing looks slimy, so disgusting, my scalp is numb when I touch it, and I guess I will not be able to sleep at night if I eat it." ”

Jia Xu was told by Liu Shuxian, and found that there really seemed to be some truth, so he also helped Liu Shuxian start catching crabs and lobsters.

The ingredients for dinner were ready, Liu Shuxian kicked the city gate open, looked around, and found that the seaside was in the distance, and happily shouted to Jia Xu, who was following behind, holding crabs and lobsters and covering his eyes: "Master National Teacher!" Why don't we light a fire by the sea, and wait for the demon dragon to come to the net while we eat! ”

Jia Xu nodded and said, "Okay!" Go ahead, these lobsters are fishy. ”

Liu Shuxian asked Jia Xu to drag the corners of her clothes, led the way in front, and walked for a long time, and then she walked to the beach, where the waves crashed on the shore and blew gusts of cold wind.

It was already dark.

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian threw the lobsters and crabs in their arms on the ground, and Jia Xu kicked the seafood with some complaints: "These crabs and lobsters don't know how to save us some trouble when they become fine, they are so big, they are tired...... Ay!? Why is this crab just a pincer...... And this lobster too...... it! What's going on?。 ”

Liu Shuxian was a little embarrassed to pick and choose these seafood with missing arms and legs, and handed the whole and beautiful to Jia Xu: "It's a bit heavy just now...... Then he said, "How can these people break their arms and not bleed......"

No matter how thick-skinned a person is, I'm afraid I'm embarrassed to really bother with a woman, let alone a beautiful woman with a good figure that explodes.

But......

Jia Xu carefully broke off the crab claws of all the crabs on the ground, dragged them in front of him, and said stingily: "These are all, you can't eat a bite!" ”