Chapter 10 Be a Warm Man
After a long time, Lu Yun slid down from the clouds, panting and pouting, her skin was pink because of the red tide, she hugged Ma Yi shyly, extremely coquettish: "Ma Yi, you are such a hooligan, can you think of such a nasty thing?" ”
"Is this called obscenity? This is called a romantic affair, and people are not romantic." Ma Yi corrected, and then injected her with a breath of true yuan, otherwise she would not have the strength to get out of the car when she returned to the villa. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Lu Yun didn't know that Ma Yi was giving her the true yuan, but she only felt a warm current, which spread from Ma Yi's hand to her hand, and then spread all over her body, and the tiredness on her body disappeared in an instant.
Lu Yun had the spirit and pouted, "Okay, I'm not poor with you, let's go back quickly, Lily will doubt it after a long time." Ma Yiqi said: "You are the first sister, are you still afraid of Lily?" ”
"Isn't it that people haven't taken office yet, besides, I'm a sister, I have to be a good example, I can't just patronize pleasure and forget about business!" Lu Yun said seriously.
"Okay, listen to you, who made you my main palace!" Ma Yi smiled, started the car and was about to leave, but Lu Yun suddenly exclaimed: "Oops, it's over!" ”
Ma Yi was taken aback, "What's wrong?" Surprised? ”
Lu went and slapped Ma Yi shyly and angrily, "It's all you, I'm wet underneath, my pants are wet, how can I walk, how can I see people when I go back?" Ma Yi looked down, and sure enough, he felt inexplicably happy in his heart, even a drop of God, Lu Yun's water is much more abundant than Mi Lili, although Mi Lili can also be wet, but it has never been so surging.
"Hehe...... " Ma Yi smirked, Lu Yun was angry and kicked him, "I'm embarrassed to laugh, it's all you, the big villain, I won't go back, I don't have the face to see people!" ”
"Don't worry, I'll buy you a new one on the way back." Ma Yi comforted her, and Lu Yun was curious, "You are embarrassed to buy women's clothes." With that, she shyly pointed to her already wet little Nene.
Ma Yi was embarrassed, he just thought about buying clothes, he never thought of what clothes to buy, after Lu Yun reminded him, he suddenly remembered that as a man's and women's clothes, some are really not suitable for buying, "Otherwise, I'll buy you diapers!" ”
Lu Yun was even more angry, "You're wearing diapers!" I don't care, I want you to buy it! Otherwise, I won't go back! ”
Ma Yi could only compromise, because they really had no better way, otherwise, they would just go back, not to mention that Lu Yun was embarrassed, he would also be embarrassed.
Back in the city, when passing by a women's underwear store, Lu Yun asked Ma Yi to get out of the car to buy it, but she hid in the car and didn't dare to get out. Ma Yi rubbed in the car for a long time and refused to get out of the car, Lu Yun urged him to hurry up, "What's the matter, now that I know that I am shy, why did I go just now?" ”
Ma Yi was speechless, Lu Yun's performance made him believe that women, even if they are as rational as Lu Yun, once they involve men and women, they will be quite unreasonable, regardless of the reason for Shenma, the two of them took that step, and the wrong one must be the man, and the woman is always right.
Well, who let themselves fail to hold on? Ma Yi walked into the mall very helplessly, the environment and atmosphere inside made him restrained and uneasy, not to mention those models, colors, and styles of different bras, gently fluttering in the breeze of the air conditioner, just the colorful little Nene made him dazzled.
This is not the worst thing, the most terrible thing is that in the shopping mall, several women who were choosing goods, saw a big man break into their territory, at first they thought that Ma Yi went to the wrong shopping mall, and they were a little surprised, and then they saw Ma Yi with a pair of dog eyes like them, aiming at their exclusive goods, so they directly regarded him as a pervert, with a look of contempt and disdain.
Ma Yi knew that others were right, but it was himself who was wrong, so he didn't dare to say anything, and shrunk his head to choose underwear for Lu Yun, thinking to himself, this can be regarded as a disguised punishment for stealing food from himself.
Fortunately, the salesman was experienced and well-informed, and did not refuse to serve Ma Yi because he was a man, but stepped forward very intimately and asked: "Handsome guy, can I help you in any way?" ”
The salesman's voice was so good, like the voice of the yellow oriole in the valley, Ma Yi suddenly seemed to have found a savior, and hurriedly said: "Thank you very much, I really need your help." ”
"And what size does your girlfriend wear?" The smile on the salesperson's face is like a spring breeze.
"......" Ma Yi was stunned, because he forgot to ask Lu Yun how big he needed, "Or, let me ask, okay?" ”
"Okay." The salesman was well-trained and patient, which touched Ma Yi. He hurriedly called Lu Yun to ask for it, and Lu Yun said the number he needed. The salesman saw that Ma Yi was sweating profusely and said with a smile: "Sir, don't be nervous, it's not a shame to buy underwear for your girlfriend, but it seems that you are intimate, I envy your girlfriend, I can find a warm man like you." ”
"Really?" Ma Yiqi said.
"Of course." The salesman picked out a small Nene for him, and said, "You men, nine out of ten are machismo, and those who are as close to the people as you are definitely good men who can't be found outside of nine, or even a hundred." ”
Ma Yi was praised by the salesperson, not only was he no longer embarrassed, but he also seemed to have done a good deed that embarrassed all men in the world, and then paid the money, said thank you to the salesman, and Lezizi walked out of the mall.
"So happy? Did you hook the beautiful woman in the mall?" Lu Yun was vigilant.
"That's okay, how can a single-minded man like me mess with flowers everywhere?" Ma Yi said.
"That's eating bee droppings?"
"Disgusting?" Ma Yi shook his head, "Lu Yun, you say, as a man, isn't it very intimate to buy underwear for your own woman?" ”
"Who said that?" Lu Yun was very puzzled, she just had no choice but to let him buy it for herself, he would still have such a strange idea, and he didn't invite him to invite credit, right? "The salesman said that there is not one man like me in a hundred, and he is a good purebred man."
Lu Yun suddenly realized, it turned out that the salesman gave him an empowerment, no wonder he suddenly realized, so he rolled his eyes and said: "Of course, Xiao Nene is a woman's most intimate clothes, if her man is willing to buy it for her, it just means that he is caring enough." ”
"Okay, I'll cover your little Nene in the future, you just need to tell me the color, color, and model you like."
Lu Qu couldn't hold back a laugh and nodded wildly, "Okay, okay, in order for you to be the only purebred good man, I support you!" ”
Back at the villa, Mi Lili was the first to catch up, she helped Lu Yun, and took the opportunity to sniff Lu Yunxiang quietly like a hound, Lu Yun was weak and pushed her away, "Lily, are you a dog?" Mi Lili smiled and stuck up, "Yes, I originally belonged to the zodiac dog, Sister Yun, you don't know." ”
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'm tired, I want to go and sleep for a while." Lu Yun pushed her away again. Mi Lili shrugged her nose and said slyly, "Sister Yun, why do you have a strange smell on your body?"
"I just got into a fight, and I disposed of so many corpses, so it's strange that there is no strange smell?" Lu Yun panicked.
"Hehe, Sister Yun, you know, I'm not talking about that taste, but that smell." Mirily said with a smirk.
"What does it smell like? You have a nose problem, right? Lu Yun decided not to entangle with her any longer, and hurriedly pushed her away, dodged into his room, and lay on the bed, savoring the moist feeling there.
"What is the smell of Lu Yun that is worth chasing after you?" Xiao Fang asked Mi Lili curiously.
"The taste of love!" Mi Lili took a figure-eight step, looking up at the sky, looking insightful of the world.
"Sick!" Xiao Fang hated her actions and scolded, she didn't pay attention to Mi Lili anymore, she sat down next to Ma Yi, "Brother Xiaoma, so the corpse is disposed of?" ”
"Well, they're gone." Then, he said to Xiao Fang mysteriously: "Xiao Fang, I will give you a gift?" Xiao Fang was very happy when she heard that there was a gift for her, and she put her hand on Ma Yi's shoulder, waiting for Ma Yi to give a gift. Ma Yi took a delicate bag from his pocket and presented it to the small side as if offering treasures, "Give it to you, see if you like it?" ”
Xiao Fang took it and saw that there was actually a pink small Nene in the bag, which was still lace-edged, and she suddenly blushed with shame, "Brother Xiaoma, this is ...... It is...... Your gift to me...... Thing? ”
"That's right." Ma Yi was triumphant. "You have both, one for each person."
"Ahem...... cough...... "Xiao Fang coughed again and again, "Brother Xiaoma, you are a big man, how did you think of sending this thing to us?" I said, don't give the rest, they will be unhappy. ”
Ma Yi was surprised, "Why are you angry?" I'm kind! Xiao Fang stroked his forehead, "I know you are kind for a while, but this is our girl's underwear, don't you think it's strange if you give it to us?" ”
"Not strange! Moreover, doesn't this just show that I am a caring and warm man? ”
"Huh?" Xiao Fang stared at Ma Yi's face, and then reached out to touch his head, fortunately, it didn't burn, Xiao Ma may have been too excited because of the fight just now, which led to fantasies. Ma Yi was quite incomprehensible to Xiao Fang's reaction, "Xiao Fang, am I not right?" ”
Xiao Fang looked entangled, "Brother Xiaoma, maybe." ”
"Oh, maybe everyone understands it differently." Ma Yi saw that Xiao Fang was not as excited as the salesman said, so he said self-righteously. Xiao Fang's eyebrows jumped, and he said in his heart that Brother Xiao Ma has always been a very reliable person, and his style today is not like his style of acting, could it be that he was instigated and fooled by others?
"Brother Pony, who did you listen to?"
Ma Yi replied casually: "The salesman of the shopping mall, I went to buy it for Lu Yun just now, she said that the man who bought underwear for his girlfriend is a warm man who is one in a hundred, and I will be vain, in order to win the reputation of a good man, I will buy it all for you." ”