Chapter 70: The Sweet and Salty Tofu Brain Controversy

"Hey! How much do you have to eat, this guy will eat, you will eat when you wake up, and you will sleep when you are full, you are a pig~ I want my mother to serve you! Fu said angrily.

"You call yourself my mother~ Shouldn't you fulfill some of your obligations as a mother? , the tofu brain is good, let's have another pot~" Zhang San said casually.

Fu is deeply disgusted by this inexplicable purple-haired boy, if it weren't for Zhang Mo's death order, she would never have taken care of Zhang Sanmad~ At this time, Zhang Sanmad was about to make her mad Fu said: "You guy! Why should I serve you tofu brain? And the old lady is just my language fetish, why should I do my duty! Don't think you bastard, the old lady won't dare to kill you. ”

Zhang Sanmad shook his head and said, "You can't say that!" I'm a mother with milk! Although you don't have it, it's okay, and I'm not the kind of person to pick and choose~ Also, please call my name Zhang Baba. ”

Fu threw the basin in his hand at Zhang Sanmad: "Bastard, you go to die!" Let the old lady serve you and take advantage of the old lady, it's really good for me to bully. ”

After Zhang Sanmad caught the basin, he looked at the contents of the basin and said in shock: "Huh? It turned out to be a sweet tofu brain! Bastard~ As a salty tofu brain, you actually gave me sweet tofu brain, and there was no coriander in it!! ”

Goo-doo~Goo-doo~

Zhang Sanmad drank the sweet tofu brain and threw the basin down and said: "Mada~ actually gave me sweet tofu brain, are you abusing the patient?" I'm a privileged class~ Protected by the state, I can still get a subsistence allowance of 36 yuan and 2 cents and 5 cents every month! You actually abused me, gave me sweet tofu brains, and didn't put coriander. ”

Fu said inexplicably: "Didn't you drink it with relish?" ”

Zhang San was crazy and unforgiving: "What do you call this~ Is Biyun Medicine the same as Bi Yuntao?" Is Indian oil the same as Viagra? Can Jiuzhitang Liuwei Dihuang Pill, which does not contain sugar, be the same as Huiren Kidney Treasure Tablets, which replenishes the kidneys? ! You say! You say! The most unbearable thing is that you didn't put coriander! Didn't you know that cilantro can be an aphrodisiac? ”

Zhang Sanmad said a lot of words, Fu didn't understand a word, only understood that Zhang Sanmad was angry because he didn't put coriander: "But I heard Weng (Old Man Wang) say that coriander will kill that (Jing)." ”

Zhang San said madly: "Phew, that's all a fallacy~ Don't listen to Old Man Wang's nonsense that he is bad, the old man's physiological functions have declined, he must be psychologically unbalanced, it is better to listen to his nonsense than to listen to my fart, then Old Man Wang is not a good person at first glance~ Look at his roe deer! Small belly chicken intestines! It's a well-dressed beast! The dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, and listening to him is not as good as a day dog. ”

"I think that my reputation has been ruined in your hands, this is the price of ignorance, shamelessness, brainlessness, sexlessness, colorlessness, and tastelessness~" Zhang Sanmad sighed with a sad and compassionate look, in fact, even he didn't know what he was talking about.

"Ahem!" Old man Wang: No! It was Mr. Weng who happened to cough a few times.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Fu hid to the side, Zhang San scratched his head and said, "Wang Weng, senior, you are the old one who came from what I said?"

Weng Dao: "Don't listen to the old man Wang's nonsense"

Zhang Sanmad looked around at the scenery and said, "The weather is good today, take me out to bask in the sun." ”

Fu complained weakly: "It's raining today." ”

"Great! How romantic it is to walk in the rain~ I am going to write poetry in the rain today. ”

"Today is a torrential rain and a force 8 gale."

Zhang San said with great interest: "Oh! Then I'd better go see Alian. ”

Zhang San ran away frantically, leaving Fu and Weng to look at each other and said, "Doesn't he know the exorcist?" ”

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Aaron had a long, long dream, in which he came to a lonely, unrealistic world, all the buildings sank into a sea of blood, Aaron wandered in this world for a long time, Aaron thought to himself, Okay, the unrealistic world, is this the world after I die? I don't know how long he walked, he saw Li Nali sitting on a sunken building and crying.

"That's Li Nali! Isn't this the afterlife? Were those wreckage left over from the war? Why is Li Nali alone in that kind of place, I want to go over~ Go to Li Nali's side. ”

Suddenly, a vision appeared in the sky, and Aaron wondered, "What is that?" ”

A shadow similar to the Millennium Earl appeared in the sky, the shadow continued to expand, the flood and darkness continued to sweep the earth, and another shadow with long hair appeared in the sky, the light shone in every corner of the world, and then the world was burned down, and as the light faded, a hideous demon appeared in the sky, and the darkness swept through the eight desolations, devouring everything that could be seen

"How so?" Aren muttered to himself as the darkness turned into a monstrous wave that was coming at him.

"Why is the world like this? I don't know what happened to my friends, I'm worried about them, but if it's a crazy brother, I won't die! ”

Rumble~~

The monstrous waves hit Aryan but at the moment of falling, but they were blocked by something unknown, although Aaron didn't know what it was, but he always felt very familiar and kind, and always made himself feel a little relieved and happy, but why did he feel sad?

With the appearance of that force, the vision in the sky vanished for a while, as if it had never appeared.

Lying on the hospital bed, Aaron suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the unfamiliar ceiling, and muttered, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive!" ”

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Weng was patronizing just now, listening to Zhang Sanmad say bad things about him, forgetting about Zhang Mo's branch chief explaining that he changed the bandage for Yalian, and hurriedly ran away with his tools: "Oops! Worst! It's time to help Walker change his bandages! Damn~ It's all to blame on that stinky boy~ If I move too slowly, the branch chief will beat me! ”

A few men and a female scientist were discussing something, and when they saw Weng Huo running upstairs in a hurry, one of them said in confusion: "Ah! Where is Mr. Weng going in a hurry? ”

Another scientist in the know said, "He must have gone to take care of the badly injured exorcist."

The glasses woman said: "I heard that the exorcist is only fifteen years old, whether he is an apostle of God or not, it is too much for a child to participate in the god of war."

"Old man Wang is so old, and he is still so desperate, and he is not afraid of sudden death! , I heard that there are many old men who are not satisfied with old age, and as a result, they have a heart attack and braids, and I see that he is also about to die. ”

"Huh?" A few scientists and a woman with glasses looked back and it turned out to be a purple-haired teenager munching on an apple and talking.

Zhang Sanmad said to the glasses woman: "Mushroom cool! It's good to go out to fight at the age of fifteen, but I think when I relapsed into mental illness, I would go to the street with a kitchen knife to cut people with my bare arms! At the age of twelve, he began to cut people on the street, at the age of thirteen, he was cut on the street at the age of fourteen, he was cut by a group of people, and at the age of fifteen, I was sent to the Center for Abnormal Human Studies, and I was a professor in the Department of Human Studies for 22 years. ”

Zhang Sanmad didn't recognize what he said to these people who had never met him, although he was talking to himself, the corner of the male scientist's mouth twitched: "May I ask who you are?" ”

"I'm Baba!"

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