Chapter 12 My big gun is already unbearable
Although the exploration team members were very pitiful, the Yalian group here did not hear their call and made the train comfortably.
Whoosh~!
Zhang Sanmad, Yalian, Kanda, and Thoma of the exploration force jumped from the top of the bridge.
Bang~!
Jumped on top of the train car and smashed a large crater to startle the passengers in the car.
Kanda was sat under Zhang Sanmad and grinned in pain: "Bastard! Go down. ”
"Oh~ I said how do I fuck my ass."
"Bastard! , sooner or later I'm going to kill you,"
Several people entered the carriage through the skylight above the carriage, and one of the passengers inside said in a panic: "This is the first-class carriage, ordinary guests are invited to the ordinary carriage and how did you come in from above?"
At this time, the half-masked exploration troop Toma glared at a pair of dead fish eyes and said, "We are members of the Black Order, please prepare a separate room." ”
The conductor suddenly bowed ninety degrees and said, "The Black Order is!" Prepare now! ”
"Foreign devils! It's just that the dog's eyes look down on people, and I'd rather become a capitalist than move closer to communism, which really chills my heart of great communism, I still remember Marx-Lenin golf said, dogs must die!. ”
(That's called Gorky, and when did they say anything like that.) )
Yalian smiled bitterly and pushed Zhang San and said madly: "Crazy brother, let's sit down and talk about it." ”
Kanda sat on the chair and crossed Jiro's legs, hugged his shoulders and said disdainfully, "Cut!" Sure enough, it's a madman, it's an idiot, and it's still two. ”
"Yalian, I think that the Indian and Chinese food in the canteen of the Order is too ordinary, I stuff my teeth when I eat mapo tofu, and there is no mistake with that curry fried rice! Obviously he is an Indian but he is making Thai curry, is his cooking taught by Thai ladyboys? Speaking of shemales, I heard the grapevine that the relationship between Ah Sange and Komuyi is not legitimate! ”
The corners of Yalian's mouth twitched and he smiled dryly: "It doesn't seem good for crazy brother to talk about people behind his back." ”
"I didn't! I'm just talking to you about San's cooking, and I'm not just here to say that when I get back to the Order, I'm going to tell you that I'm going to make a documentary with Tim Chabi for the Indian Sansan and Komui. ”
"Ahh Crazy brother, you still have to bring Tim Chaby! Don't. ”
Kanda looked at Yalian and Zhang San chatting madly, and did not respond at all, he suddenly felt as if he had punched the cotton, cut his brows, frowned, turned his head to look out of the window, and thought angrily in his heart that he dared to ignore me hateful.
(Komui and India's Asanjieli have a very good relationship in private~!) It's the author of the Exorcist Boy, Katsura Hoshino himself, and Kanda himself is a ** type 13 To be honest, I kind of hate his stinky mouth. )
After the joke, Zhang San leaned against the corner of the carriage again and lost interest, and Yalian looked at the information provided by the Black Order in his hand and asked curiously, "What is the undead of Mardil?" ”
Toma, the dead fish-eyed fish-eyed of the exploration force guarding the door, replied: "I happen to know that the spirits of Madil are actually ordinary dolls, and Madil is called [God's Forsaken Land] because of the harsh environment, and the desperate people made dolls, dolls that can sing and dance, but people eventually said that they were tired of the dolls and moved outside, and those dolls still remained in that city. ”
Zhang San laughed madly: "Oh? Did the builders of the Madil lack the eyes? I know that the land is not good, where to build the city, but those inflatable baby dolls don't know how realistic they look, and it seems good to sell it to Kanda. ”
Kanda raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey! Who wants that kind of thing, you give me a little quiet, bastard, I can't stand to go on a mission with these people. ”
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Aren and his party jumped as fast as they got closer and closer to Madil.
Aryan had a bad feeling and said softly: "People who explore the troops"
"Cut! Toma's radio suddenly didn't work, are they already dead?"
Kanda glared at Zhang Sanmad and Yalian and said: "Let me make it clear to you first, as long as I judge that your actions will hinder the mission, even if the enemy is about to kill you, I will not kill people in the war to save people, I don't need boring comradeship." ”
Aryan frowned but didn't say anything, but he didn't agree with Kanda's statement and even felt a little disgusted.
Zhang San picked his nose and said, "You can't beat me, and you dare to speak out here!" ”
A cross on Kanda's head finally couldn't control his anger at Zhang Sanmad, and he pulled out a knife and slashed! While chopping, he said: "Bastard! If you hadn't sneaked up on me last time, I wouldn't have lost anyone. ”
At this time, Toma spoke up: "Your Excellency Kanda is still on a mission now, and I will talk about personal grievances in the future." ”
"Humph!" Kanda stopped disdainfully.
Bang~!
Below was the city of Madil, and I saw a group of first-level demons frantically strafing, causing layers of explosions.
The second-level demon, the clown demon who looked ten ten-two, pinched his waist and said, "Stinky human!" Actually let the puppet hide in the enchantment device, and it hurt me that I wasted so much time and continued to shoot at me. ”
"Humph! Let's see how long these damn humans can last, and be sure to play with your heads later. ”
"Stop!" Aryan rushed forward first, taking advantage of the demon clown's unpreparedness and slapping the clown away with a single hit.
Yalian looked at this demon who was completely different from the first-level demon in surprise and said loudly, "Is this guy a demon? Who are you? ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!" The demon clown laughed and easily blocked Aaron's hand of cross, kicking Aaron out with a kick, and Indirectly crashing into many walls.
The demon clown tilted his head in place and said, "What is it~!" I understand this destructive power, you're an exorcist, right? The demon clown licked his lips.
Yalian stood up from the ruins and said solemnly: "The exploration force should be the expression you killed, this demon has its own feelings, can you get pleasure in battle?" And the state of the soul in its body has deteriorated."
At this time, Zhang Sanmad didn't know which of his nerves was confused, so he ran to the clown demon's side, patted it on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Look at your superb skills, you are not an idle person, how can you be interested in going to the island country with me to develop?" In less than a year, everyone in the world knows that this world not only has a golden finger, but also has a superb devil's claw."
The demon tilted his head and looked at Zhang San and said madly, "What? ”
Before Zhang Sanmad continued to be nervous~ Bang! The demon unexpectedly kicked Zhang Sanmad and kicked him away.
It's just that Zhang Sanmad didn't take a few steps back like Yalian, covered his stomach and said, "Do you know what happens when you offend scouts, directors, and producers?" ”
"What?" The demon continued to tilt his head.
"That's my big gun is already *** unbearable!" Zhang Sanmad has an extra revolver in his hand, this gun is much larger and longer than the average revolver, this gun is the famous M500, the world's most powerful pistol and even has the name of a cannon, which is also one of Zhang Sanmad's equipment-type holy weapons.
Bang!
A huge gunshot rang out, and the clown demon was bukkake and flew into the sky.
Rumble~
Rumble~
Boom~ Obviously, the M500's bullet was so powerful that it turned into a big fireball in the sky.
Kanda saw this scene in his eyes and said in his heart: "I didn't expect that the idiot with a synchronization rate of only 10% would have such a great power of holiness. ”
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ps: I'm very miserable today I don't know why it's so painful, my mood suddenly became low, depressed, sad, negative, restless, I didn't write much today, because of the mood I can't write a happy novel, fortunately, I went out at half past seven in the evening to relax, and when I came back, I felt that the heart of the prank was back, and the mood was better, not to say~! I specially rushed a chapter~!.