Today I finally bought a bottle of Nutrition Express to try, and it has always been my dream to be able to drink Nutrition Express

Whenever I see people drinking Nutrition Express on the street, I sneak a glance at them, and I really envy those rich people

I opened my salary a few days ago, and after a fierce ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind to buy a bottle of Nutrition Express tomorrow, I didn't tell my parents, they would definitely stop me when they knew, I didn't sleep all night with excitement

The next day, I spent 2 and a half hours to come to the nutrition express store in the city center, I was completely shocked by the momentum, luxurious decoration, I walked into the store with a nervous mood, the business hall with an area of 8 square meters is as luxurious as the outside, the friendly and beautiful waiter warmly received me, probably too nervous I opened my mouth to ask for a tasting, just finished I blushed

But the waiter was not surprised, by the way, people who may come to buy the nutrition express have to ask to try it first, after all, the price of 4 yuan / bottle is not to say buy it, I excitedly took the nutrition express, carefully unscrewed the bottle cap, at this time I have forgotten to pay attention to the gentlemanly demeanor, greedy to take a sip, the smooth taste is not comparable to the Coca-Cola I used to drink

During the conversation, I learned that she had just graduated from Seoul National University in South Korea, majoring in a double master's degree in hotel management, and after returning to China, she turned down the opportunity to go to Starbucks as a store manager to work in the Nutrition Express store, and I was also pleased with her wise choice, after all, it is the dream and pursuit of many generations to enter the Tiantianhao Nutrition Nutrition Express store

Before leaving, I took out 8 yuan with my body temperature and bought 2 bottles, and just as I was about to walk out of the store, the waiter shouted at me: "Your nutrition express!" I looked back and smiled, and Bai Meisheng responded, "It's your nutrition fast." The waiter blushed at the time, and I walked out of the door with lightning speed and the bell jingled, and I thought that the waiter would definitely take all the nutrition express off the cabinet and count bottle by bottle, "He'll come tomorrow, he won't come tomorrow......"

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1. Two businessmen opened a store in New York in partnership. The store has not yet opened.

On this day, they were decorating in the store. Things weren't ready yet, only a few shelves were placed. After a while, they sat down to rest. One of them said to the other, "I bet there will be tourists passing by at any time, sticking their faces to the glass windows and asking what we're selling." ”

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, a countryman with a rural appearance walked up to the glass window and peeked in, and asked in a very strong rural voice, "What are you selling here?" ”

The two businessmen looked at each other and smiled, and one of them said, "Oh, we're selling fools here." ”

When the countryman heard this, he said without thinking, "Oh, I think your business must be very hot, and you have only two left unsold." ”

2. A new man moved in next door to Mary's house. After welcoming him, Mary asked, "What shall I call you?" Do you call your last name, or do you call your first name? ”

The new neighbor said casually, "You can call it whatever you want." Some people call me an old fool. ”

Mary replied, "Then they must know you very well." ”

3. With the general election approaching, a politician decides to go to the local Indian tribe to win the support of the indigenous people. The indigenous people, organized by tribal leaders, all gathered in the local municipal square to listen to speeches by politicians. By the end of the politician's remarks, the crowd became more and more agitated. "I promise that I will give you better educational opportunities in the future." said the politician.

The crowd seemed to go crazy and shouted, "Hoya! hoya！ "Politicians don't understand them at all, but they are deeply affected by their enthusiasm. He continued: "I will carry out □□ industry reform and allow local gambling to be opened"

“hoya！ hoya！ The crowd shouted again, and kept stomping their feet.

"I will work for social change and strive for more job opportunities for you."

The shouts of the crowd reached their climax: "hoya!hoya!hoya!"

At the end of the speech, the politician visited the local farm and saw a large herd of cattle grazing on the side of the road. He grew up on a farm, so he knew a little about cows, so he asked the tribal leaders who accompanied him if he could see them up close.

"Of course," said the chief, "but be careful not to step on the hoya." ”

4. A very old building is being demolished to make way for a new skyscraper.

Due to the proximity of the old building to the nearby building, blasting could not be used, so it had to be demolished floor by floor. When demolishing to the 49th floor, two construction workers discovered a skeleton in the mezzanine behind the elevator. They immediately called the police.

The police then arrived at the scene and saw the skeleton standing upright in its clothes. The construction worker thought that this man must be an important person.

Two days later, no news came, and the two workers couldn't sit still, wondering who the skeleton was. So, they called the police station and asked, "I'm the one who found the skeleton that day and want to know what kind of person it is." ”

The policeman replied, "You were right that day, that is indeed a very important person. ”

"Oh, who is that?"

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