Syllable!

Yang Hao's face darkened, and he slapped the little monk on the head without thinking about it, and scolded: "Spicy chicken, tell you kid to pretend to be invisible, this time pretending to be a problem, right?" Come on, come on, now you can explain it to my sister, if you can't explain it...... Hmph, you know! ”

The little monk cried and hummed for a long time before he explained to the little Lori: "Uh, that...... The big sword, in fact, there is a temple in the capital, called the 'Sword Temple', good men and women like to go to this temple to ask for amulets. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"The amulet of the temple is a small wooden sword made of peach wood, but the good men and women call it the 'great sword' in order to show their awe."

His mind was opened, and he even slipped away the more he spoke: "So what I meant just now was that I very much longed to go to this temple to purify sentient beings, but now my cultivation is not enough, and I have to wait until I have cultivated enough in the future before I can go." ”

Everyone else held back their laughter, and only Xiao Lori asked with interest: "What about the 'joy entanglement', is it a talisman in another temple, which entangles two ropes called 'Huan' and 'Xi' respectively?" ”

Burst!

Yang Hao couldn't hold back his laughter, and hurriedly gave a thumbs up to Xiao Lori: "You are so talented, really!" ”

The little monk twitched his face and said with a dry smile: "Hehe, it is indeed a talisman of another temple, but it is not the 'entanglement', it is...... It's the 'cicada' in summer, that is, 'knowing', and it's carved from peach wood to look like a cicada. ”

Yang Hao couldn't laugh anymore, and quickly gave the little monk a thumbs up: "Hahaha, you kid is more talented, even more talented than my sister." ”

The little monk had a grudge on his face, and said in his heart that this meow was not forced out by you.

Xiao Lori looked at everyone's expressions and couldn't help but be suspicious: "Monk, you shouldn't be fooling me, right?" ”

The little monk slapped his chest hard: "How can it be, as the so-called monks don't speak, how can I fool you, Buddha, right?" ”

"Yes, then you can explain to me why these two temples chose the 'Great Sword' and 'Joyful Cicada' as talismans?" Little Lori squinted her eyes and continued to ask: "Generally speaking, aren't the amulets in the temple all Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and the like?" ”

Ergou also followed suit, only to see him pull out a jade Guanyin pendant from the clothes on his chest, and said in the well: "Yes, sexuality, don't you all say, 'Men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha', how can there be a 'big sword' around his neck, what can I do if I accidentally poke myself?" ”

Poking yourself? Rub, Buddha, I can't wait to stab you to death now! The little monk thought angrily, but he could only rack his brains and continue to flicker: "What's this...... Ahem, there are actually quite a few types of amulets, each with its own meaning. ”

"It's just that I usually see more images of Buddha and Guanyin, but that doesn't mean that there are only two amulets of these images, right?"

After saying that, he couldn't wait to praise himself: You are so witty and talented!

But this is not over, I heard the little Lori reluctantly: "Oh? Then tell me, what do the talismans of the two images of 'Great Sword' and 'Happy Cicada' represent? ”

The little monk's back began to break out in a cold sweat, and he said that even if the Buddha and I are talented, I can't stand such a dig to the bottom of it, if I continue to dig it like this, I am afraid that the ancestral grave will have to be dug out.

He could only look at Yang Hao wildly, hoping that Brother Hao would pull him, while continuing to flicker in fear: "Well, the Taoist peach wood sword represents the 'evil town house', and our Buddhism's great ...... The big sword stands for 'cutting off troubles', yes, that's what it means. ”

The little monk swallowed his saliva, and the words 'Brother Hao save me' were about to pop out of his eyes, and he continued to say: "As for the joy of the cicada, it represents...... It stands for 'Renewed'. ”

"Because you think, if a cicada wants to emerge from a larva to an adult, it must go through painful molting again and again, isn't this like a process of rebirth, isn't it worth rejoicing?"

After speaking, the little monk was about to collapse, and said in his heart, "Grandma, don't continue to ask, Buddha, my brain cells are about to die, woo woo!

Fortunately, Yang Hao finally spoke at this time: "Okay, the master of the extreme nature is superb in Buddhism, even such strange questions as 'Great Sword' and 'Joyful Cicada' can't be difficult for you, and I can only obey it." ”

Ergou also nodded, squeezed his eyebrows at the little monk, and teased: "That's, the level of the master of sexuality, I didn't say anything, if I look at it, I also have to fight with Master Degang of Baojian Temple, Brother Hao, do you say it?" ”

Yang Hao smiled and nodded: "Hahaha, there must be a fight, Master Degang has the 'Great Sword', and Master Xingji has the 'Joy Cicada', these are all a generation of grandmasters in the three worlds." ”

The little monk rolled his eyes and said, "Ahem, Brother Hao, Brother Dog, you two can do it, don't laugh at me anymore, I'm ...... I promise not to pretend to be invisible anymore in the future, okay? ”

Xiao Lori asked confusedly: "Brother, who is Master Degang, is it the abbot of the Sword Temple?" ”

Yang Hao hurriedly held back his smile and shook his head solemnly: "No, no, no, Master Degang and Master Sex are still a little different, Master Sex has a preparation, but Master Degang does not, so Master Degang can only be said to be the abbot of Baojian Temple, not the abbot." ”

Little Lori was even more confused when she heard this, her head was full of question marks, she turned her head to look at the little monk who was wiping her sweat, and asked, "Aren't the abbot and the abbot the same thing?" ”

The little monk was already about to collapse, crying with an embarrassed face, and shook his head violently: "Don't ask me, I'...... I don't know anything, woooooooo ”

Good guy, he really squeezed out a few tears, which can be regarded as a complete psychological shadow, and I am afraid that he will have to think twice before pretending to be invisible in the future.

Yang Hao raised his hand and looked at his watch at this time, the time was almost up, so he called the waiter to pay the bill, and then got up and said: "Let's go, go to the bar street, but Xiaohuan is ...... your age."

When Xiao Lori heard this, she was anxious, and quickly pounced on Yang Hao's arm, pouting and coquettish: "Brother, take me with you, I beg you, okay?" I just don't drink, and if it's not you, what's the danger? ”

Yang Hao was still hesitating to take his sister to the bar for that kind of occasion, but he didn't expect Xiao Yating to speak at this time and help Xiao Lori speak: "Yang Hao, just bring your sister, otherwise I'm a girl and I'm very embarrassed, for example, when I go to the bathroom, I can't let you accompany me in, right?" ”

You must be accompanied by someone to go to the bathroom for Mao, can't you pee out when you go in alone? Yang Hao complained secretly, but looking at his sister's pitiful little eyes, he finally nodded and agreed to take her. (To be continued.) )