Chapter 18 Zhang Sanmad is a big mental illness
Like the welcome party on Alian's side, the Millennial Earl is also holding a family dinner,
Fourteen seats were placed around the round tables in the gloomy round table dining room, many of which were in the shadows to make it difficult to see if there was anyone or not.
On the round table, there was a very bright egg on the egg cup, a palm as big as a casserole, a small spoon dug into it, and slowly put it into his mouth, and then the strong man spit out the white liquid in his mouth.
The strong man said with an angry face: "It's not sweet at all! ”
Suddenly, the strong man stood up and punched the demon in the maid's costume next to him to the ground, shattering half of the demon's face with one punch.
"You useless thing!"
Bang~!
Bang~!
"Brute! No head! I told you to make something sweeter! ”
Boom~ The maid demon is ruined.
The elegant man sitting on the chair over there said, "Hey~!" Don't spoil our Yaxing while eating! It's just a ball, and you have to eat sweet! What a sweet tooth. ”
The violent strong man said: "I'm leaving, your tastes don't suit mine." ”
Sitting next to the elegant man was a young girl lying on the table with a spoon in her mouth and saying, "Don't make any noise! It's rare for the whole family to get together for dinner! ”
The girl with the spoon in her mouth said to the Millennium Earl: "Millennium Gong~, change your mood~!" It's time to talk about the reason for summoning us to dinner, isn't it time for "action"! ”
At this time, the Millennial Earl said slowly: "All of you of my clan, everyone strive to collect holiness!" You can use the demons I have created to your heart's content. ”
The elegant man said, "Is it holy? I still have a job, but please call me if you have something. ”
The girl raised her hand and said lazily, "It sounds interesting, so I'll be the first to play." ”
At this time, the Millennium Earl said again: "In addition to that cursed boy, there is another crazy guy to pay attention to~ He is very weird"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the dividing line of madness ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the boat driving in the underground waterway of the Black Order, Yalian, Li Nali, and Zhang Sanmad sat inside, and when they returned to the Order, they didn't rest for a few days before they had another mission.
Aryan took the mission file given by the Black Order and said, "The city of reincarnation? ”
The cheerful Li Nali asked, "Are you starting to get used to it?" Aaron! Three madness. ”
Aaron said, "Do you mean the work or the Order?" ”
"It's on both sides."
Yalian smiled and said, "It's tiring to work, but it may feel a little bit of home to the Order, and the people in the Order are very kind, except for Kanda." ”
Zhang San was crazy and rolled around in the boat and said, "Alas~! I tease Komui every day to rummage through the refrigerator of Indian Ah San, it's okay ** tentacles are weird~ I shouldn't have adapted to the life of the Order, I'm really a restrained person. ”
The corners of Yalian's sweaty and black lines twitched: "Crazy brother, you are very adaptable." ”
Li Nali smiled slightly after hearing this: "It's really good like this, but it took me a long time to get used to it."
Aaron asked suspiciously, "Huh?" Didn't Li Nali join the group with Komui? ”
"At first, I was alone, and then when my brother came, I was really relieved, and for a while, my brother and I really couldn't leave."
Zhang Sanmad came over and patted Li Nali on the shoulder and said, "Mushroom cool~!" It seems that your brother was infected by you. ”
Aaron thought about the appearance of Komuyi's sister and said, "It's completely opposite to now."
Li Nali said embarrassedly: "Yes, yes, what a nerve-wracking person."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ is the dividing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~line between the sister and the brother
In the blink of an eye, Aaron and his party had arrived at the gate of the city of reincarnation, and Toma of the exploration force was sitting at the gate playing cards.
Li Nali and Yalian greeted each other: "Toma"
Toma got up and said, "I've been waiting for a long time. ”
Zhang San said madly: "Toma! Is the dead fish eye cured? ”
"Dead fisheyes?" Toma was devastated.
"To~ Toma, crazy brother is joking~ Don't take it seriously."
Toma said with a straight face: "Ordinary people can't enter this city, I've tried it, and I will only be blocked out, this may be caused by holiness, maybe an exorcist with holiness can enter." ”
Aaron wondered, "But we don't know if we can go in."
Li Nali said: "Try it! Aaron. ”
Toma said, "Be careful! ”
After that, Toma saw a few people enter the city, and the invisible shield did not stop them.
Aaron looked at the bustling streets, although the weather was gloomy, there were quite a lot of people.
"I'm in!"
"Let's go find holiness."
"In these days, it is too difficult for ordinary people to get ahead, and these capitalists on the street are showing all evil faces to exploit the money of our working people, where is my communism!"
(Because it is a European city, everyone is in a suit and leather shoes, and Zhang San looks like a rich man when he looks like a rich man.) )
Yalian pushed Zhang San with a wry smile and said madly: "Crazy brother! Hurry up and go~! ”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the nameless dividing line (why I don't have a name) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In an old, dimly lit apartment, a woman with her hair coiled, a long black dress, dark circles under her eyes, and an unlucky look that looked more mentally ill than mentally ill was holding a newspaper in her hands trembling at home.
"It's the same news in the newspaper of October 28, the same divination section"
Miranda looked back nervously at her big clock and muttered, "7:55 3, 2, 1~"
There was a loud noise from the house next door, and a grabbed her husband's neck and pressed him to the window and roared, "Husband, you are fooling around with that woman again." ”
The cowardly husband begged for mercy: "Please! Spare me. ”
Miranda squatted on the ground in frustration: "It's like this again, October 28 has come." ”
Miranda burst into tears: "This is the thirty-first time, why can't you get rid of it." ”
At eight o'clock the clock came, and the clock struck, and Miranda wiped it with care and said, "You are comforting me!" Come on, I'll wipe you clean. ”
Yalian, Li Nali, and Zhang San walked madly and boredly on the street.
Li Nali said: "Let's split up and find it slowly." ”
Aaron said, "Okay. ”
"It's time to settle accounts with the evil capitalists, and my big gun is thirsty again."
Aryan sighed and said, "Let the crazy brother follow me, you see him like this"
Li Nali smiled bitterly: "That's right, then let's go to the tavern at noon." ”
"Okay."
Not long after Li Nali left, Miranda also got out of the apartment, and it happened that Yalian and Zhang Sanmad were also here~.
"Oh~! The unfortunate woman is out, the unfortunate woman. ”
The children around them grimaced and laughed when they saw Miranda come out.
Miranda walked past them in defiance when a child threw something at them, and Miranda dodged it slightly.
The child was startled: "Ah~ This guy dodged." ”
Miranda said angrily: "Of course I remember being thrown 31 times at the same time." ”
The child said suspiciously, "Today is the first time for us."
Aaron was also puzzled, and the children said, "Bit, talking to Miranda will be infectious."
The children said, "Miranda! Miranda! Unfortunate Miranda, no one wants! Misfortune! Clumsy, also came out today to look for a job? Anyway, he was fired right away. ”
Miranda was so angry that her eyes glared at her, and the children all ran away.
"Unfortunate light! It's going to be infected, so run away!. ”
Then Miranda muttered something to herself, and Aaron thought the man was suspicious.
At this time, Zhang Sanmad picked up a piece of something thrown by the child and said, "Wow~! It's so artistic, it stinks. ”
"Crazy brother, keep up."
"Oh"
Miranda turned into the alley and immersed herself in the memories of her pathetic life, at this time
Bang~!
A large three-finger pinned Miranda against the wall, but it didn't hurt her.
Miranda looked at the demon blankly and muttered, "What is this monster?" Is it not today anymore? ”
The tall level 2 demon said, "Say! Where is the holiness? ”
Miranda closed her eyes in fear, and then Aaron arrived: "Please let go of that person." ”
Aaron's hooded hand of the cross has been switched to an energy sword.
The demon didn't mean to speak, and the cannon bombarded Arrien, Miranda was stunned and suddenly said with joy: "I finally escaped from "today", oh roar roar roar roar!! ”
Miranda ran faster than the exorcist with her skirt in her hands, and walked away with a strange smile.
Zhang San shook his head and said, "Alas~ There is another poor person in the world, who is not like a normal person than me, should I send her to the hospital." ”
~~Rumble~!
Aaron jumped out of the smoke and slashed the scum level 2 demon with a sword, but Miranda was gone.
Miranda happily walked down the road and said, "Great! That's great! Today is finally not today, I finally got rid of it. ”
At this time, a classic car drove by, bringing a dirty water and splashing it on Miranda.
"Sure enough, it's the same today."
"Those two people who shouldn't exist are still there"
Miranda looked back in frustration and found the two mysterious people who had just appeared, and followed curiously.
Yalian and Zhang San went crazy into the tavern agreed with Li Nali.
Li Nali looked at the very abstract portrait of Miranda painted by Aaron and asked, "What is this?" ”
Aaron confessed his mistake and said, "I'm sorry! ”
Zhang Sanmad also nodded on the side at this time and said, "Mmmm~!" It's all Alian's, it's not right! Don't worry, I'll scold him well. ”
Li Nali said: "There is also your responsibility here. ”
Li Nali sighed: "Alas~ Since you found it, why did you lose it again." ”
Aaron touched his head and said, "I escaped very quickly, but I painted her portrait." ”
Li Nali looked at the twisted portrait in her hand, and Yalian continued to say confidently: "As long as we have it, we will definitely find her." ”
Li Nali sighed, and Yalian said nervously, "Is my drawing very strange?" ”
Li Nali said without hesitation: "Hmm! Strange"
Yalian hung his head in frustration, Zhang San looked at it madly and said, "No~!" It's very in line with the world's great abstract painting style~! It's so artistic, it's much better than what I painted. ”
"Crazy brother! Say no more! Whining. ”
Li Nali picked up the portrait drawn by Zhang Sanmad and couldn't believe it: "Ah~! Is this really the Three Madness you painted? Okay. ”
Zhang Sanmad's painting of Miranda is lifelike, and every part of the painting is subtle and slightly warped.
"I didn't expect you to draw so well, crazy brother."
Zhang Sanmad said with some reminiscence: "This is a long time ago. ”
Li Nali took the portrait and asked Aaron, "But! Aaron, did the demons you slay really say holy? ”
"Hmm~! And it did. ”
At this time, the five waiters took turns to carry the plate to Zhang Sanmad's table and said, "I've been waiting for a long time." ”
The table was not very large, and all kinds of Western food were filled.
Li Nali said in astonishment: "Can you finish eating so much?" ”
Zhang San waved his hand and said solemnly: "Heaven and earth are the biggest eaters!" Dine! ”
Li Nali looked at Zhang Sanmad and Yalian with blinking eyes, Li Nali really hadn't paid attention to the two of them eating before.
According to Li Nali, 5.27 seconds after she finished speaking, there was nothing on the table except plates.
Aryan said contentedly, "I'm full." ”
Zhang San said dissatisfiedly: "What's the matter, I've only eaten half a full, and the boss's family has no surplus food." ”
Li Nali said: "It's so fast and really delicious." ”
Yalian wiped his mouth elegantly and said, "Regarding what I just said, I think she is the core figure of this incident, and it's good luck to meet her in such a big city!." ”
"Yes! Oh, yes! I feel like she's sick."
Li Nali sweated a lot on her head and said, "You guys are really optimistic." ”
Aaron asked, "Li Nali, how are you doing over there?" ”
Li Nali said thoughtfully: "I was really predicted by Brother Komui, after separating from you and Yalian, I tried to get out of the small city and came back for some reason." ”
"So, we can't get out without unraveling the riddle of holiness?"
At this time, Miranda poked her head out of the bench over there, and Aaron pointed at Miranda excitedly and said, "Ahhh It's her! ”
Miranda wanted to run, but was finally caught by Yalian and said, "What are you running?"
"I'm sorry, I'm reflexive."
Miranda calmed down, sat on a chair and said to a few people: "My name is Miranda Lot, I'm so happy to meet someone who noticed the abnormality of this small town, even if I told other people, they would only treat me as a fool, and I really wanted to kill myself, but it's good to be able to avoid that snake, hehehehe." ”
"This person" Yalian and Li Nali glanced at Zhang Sanmad with black lines on their heads.
Zhang Sanmad sat beside Miranda with a normal face and said, "Hello! May I ask how expensive is the aunt this year? Do you know about the Wudang Mountain Abnormal Human Research Center? Here's my business card, and I think you're hopeful of working there, and I forgot to tell you that my job is to be studied at the Center for Abnormal Human Studies. ”
Miranda's spirit broke down again and said, "Big mother! I'm only 25 years old this year, I don't want to go to that kind of place to work~"
"25 years old? Auntie, although you look younger, you don't have to lie about your age, I will know it at a glance. ”
Aaron thought to himself, "Miss Miranda is a normal person. ”
Li Nali could only smile wryly to appease Miranda.
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