Chapter 004: Shen Gong Leopard
Jia Xu was shocked when he heard this, looked down, and sure enough, he stepped on an unknown shadow, secretly obscure, and rubbed his shoes the dry ground on the side with a disgusted face, disgusting and a little lucky, fortunately, these shoes are also with the land, and they don't feel distressed when they step on. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Just when Jia Xu was rubbing his shoes, his ears suddenly moved, as if he heard something, and he felt it carefully, and the ground seemed to tremble a little.
"Brothers, get out of the way! If you bump into it, you won't lose money!! ”
A pig-killing howl roared out from the ground under Jia Xu's feet, startling Jia Xu, and before he could retract his feet, an unkempt fat man came out of the ground and hit the soles of Jia Xu's feet.
I could only hear the sound under my feet like a landslide, Jia Xu was as if he had just done just now, not moving at all, but the fat man who had just come out with two pinches of mustache bumped into a lot of meat, and the three corpses jumped, almost dying because of a shoe that stepped on.
After being dizzy for a long time, the fat man finally came to his senses, and when he looked up, he was being covered with.
"This brother, can you take your feet away first."
Jia Xu nodded, squatted down with a smile, and looked at the fat man's embarrassed appearance.
"Thank you."
After the fat man thanked him, he went up and didn't move, and after three or four more jumps, the fat man finally confirmed that he was stuck.
"This brother, it's not right to see others in trouble and giggle next to me like a stupid person, don't you want to ask me why I got out of the ground? Don't you want to save me? The fat man looked at Jia Xu's restrained hands, looking cheap, but he was not angry, and he had a feeling of being stupid and feeling stupid.
"I don't want to." Jia Xu didn't hesitate, and didn't blink his eyelids.
"Hah! Since you are so sincere, then I will tell you reluctantly! I am an immortal who has attained the Tao on Kunlun Mountain, and the legal name is called Shen Gongbao, and this time I went down the mountain to enter the court as an official, assist the king to revitalize the dynasty, and dominate the world, within ten days and half a month, it will be under one person, above ten thousand people, you can meet me here today, count your good luck, you will soon be developed. Shen Gongbao snorted coldly: "Scared, right?" ”
"Hah! Ha! Ha! Jia Xu still looked like a slut, and laughed three times word by word.
"Hah! I'm so scared that I laugh! Shen Gongbao smiled coldly, but felt that something was wrong, and asked Jia Xu, "What have you been laughing at since just now?" ”
"It's nothing, I'm here to help you!" Jia Xu finally finished laughing, rolled up his sleeves, grabbed Shen Gongbao's collar, and pulled him out of the ground with a hard pull: "Then, I'll save your life, and that's all about the." ”
Shen Gongbao scratched his head inexplicably: "What kind of, I haven't come to the court for many years, and the people are a lot more vulgar." ”
Shaking off the dust and dirt on the robe, but it was still dirty, Shen Gongbao arched his hand towards Jia Xu: "Thank you Brother Tai for the emergency today, if I Tengda in the future, I will be thankful, we will say goodbye today, and ...... in the future."
"Hey~ Don't, thank you for it, don't you say you're a fairy? Then why don't you fly over from Kunlun Mountain, you have to ...... What's this called......
"Retreat." After Shen Gongbao answered Jia Xu's question, he looked at Jia Xu with stupid eyes: "Now in the dog days of June, flying in the sky has to be dried into a fish, the speed of escape is fast, safe, not afraid of hitting people, just come out from time to time to see if you are taking the wrong road, sometimes accidentally hit a rock, a coffin, or rush into the river is very troublesome, and you have to wash your clothes once you escape, if you accidentally get out of something that shouldn't come out, it's a good fight...... That's right...... Why do you think I have to go away? ”
Shen Gongbao fell into contemplation of life, and although Jia Xu didn't understand, he also heard the hardships of Shen Gongbao along the way, and sighed that life was not easy.
"Oh, listen to your words, and learn the law for ten years and three months!" Shen Gongbao suddenly clapped his hands, stomped his feet, and realized that he was about to cut off the head of the chicken and burn the yellow paper with Jia Xu, but Jia Xu thought he was dirty and didn't drag him.
"There's still a fraction of it." Jia Xu questioned.
"Hey! I've been learning this technique for ten years and three months, and I knew that learning something was better than this. Shen Gongbao arched his hand and asked: "Listening to Brother Tai's conversation, he must be a capable man and a wise man, I don't know what Brother Tai is called?" ”
"Be polite and polite, call him Lei Feng...... No, no, in Xia Jia Xu, a newcomer, with nowhere to stay, penniless, hungry and thirsty in his belly......"
Before Jia Xu finished speaking, he saw Shen Gongbao holding his stomach and waving his hand to leave: "Oops, I suddenly have colic in my abdomen, I think it is a recurrence of the old disease, take a step first, take a step first, brother and Taiwan don't have to send each other ......"
"Where to go?" Jia Xu rarely met a wronged boss who had never heard of his prestige of eating and drinking, how could he let him slip away easily?
A good Jia Xu, with a flash of golden light in his hand, he used a night battle with a black dog heart-digging style, hitting the key point, the onlookers' eyes lit up, and they applauded, but the Shen Gong Leopard couldn't dodge, his eyes closed, and he secretly said that my life is over.
Unexpectedly, Jia Xu was menacing, but he only touched Shen Gongbao's chest and shrank back, and when the golden light in his hand dissipated, he saw that there was a bulging money bag on the originally empty palm.
"Brother Shen, how about inviting you to dinner?" Jia Xu laughed harmlessly, and Shen Gongbao, who secretly opened his eyes and found that he was not dead, also laughed undisciplinedly: "Brother Jia was so scared that he was careful about his liver, it turned out to be a trick, but it made Brother Jia break the bank, and also, in the next reinstatement surname Shen Gong." ”
"Where, please!"
"Please!"
Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao walked into the city like brothers, and the city gate guards didn't dare to stop them, it was too stinky.
Seeing the prosperity of Chaoge City, Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao were dazzled by the two native buns from the countryside, and they were startled when they saw a new thing, and the people around were also frightened by the dirty and messy appearance of Shen Gongbao and the smell of his body, and some people even went to report to the official, but unfortunately most of the soldiers on patrol are now busy taking care of Huang Feihu and pleasing the leaders, and they have no time to take care of these small things, which also makes Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao lawless for a while.
Take a bath first, then eat, Jia Xu also bought a new body for Shen Gongbao, Shen Gongbao is not generous with his own money, Jia Xu is not stingy, spending money happily, after being full of wine and food, Shen Gongbao originally wanted to go to the brothel to play, but thinking that there are still important things to do this time down the mountain, plus it is really embarrassing to see Jia Xu so generous, after eating the last chicken leg, Shen Gongbao arched his hand at Jia Xu and said goodbye with a big mouth: "The green mountains can keep me if they don't change, the green water will last forever, brothers, you and I will have a period in the future...... Yikes! ”
It's choking.
"Walk slowly, walk slowly, and keep in touch when you have time!" Jia Xu picked his teeth, took out his small purse, and shouted to check out.
Shen Gongbao left the restaurant, was about to do business, but unexpectedly lowered his head, saw the ground and didn't know who dropped a big money, Shen Gongbao looked left and right, no one paid attention to the four around, stepped on the center of his feet, smiled lewdly and pretended to squat down and pick his feet, secretly put his hand under the soles of his shoes, wanted to take the money, but he didn't expect Shen Gongbao to catch it, but he grabbed a vacancy, and he didn't touch anything for a long time. only to find that there is nothing under your feet at all!
“…… Maybe I'm drinking too much. ”
Shen Gongbao thought so in his heart, and he didn't care, after all, it was just a few small dollars, and it was all because he drank too much.
Standing up, Shen Gongbao pinched a trick, and a cyan bird turned out in his palm, and blew on the bird, and the bird flew up.
"Go find Jiang Ziya!"
The little bird seemed to understand the meaning of Shen Gongbao, and after flying into the sky, one changed to two, two to four, four to eight, and in less than a while, a large group of sparrows appeared and flew into the sky, looking for Jiang Ziya's trace.
In less than a while, a sparrow flew back, hovering over the head of Shen Gong Leopard, Shen Gong Leopard was overjoyed, he didn't expect this thing to find someone so efficient, he stretched out his hand and was about to pick it up, but unexpectedly it suddenly changed, and a small stone 'suddenly' hit the bird, and immediately gave the bird a burp and fell to the ground.
"Prosperous! Prosperous! What's wrong with you! You and I depend on each other, but now the white-haired people send the black-haired birds! Shen Gongbao howled and cried, and even crawled to hold the sparrow on the ground into the palm of his hand, tears and snot and so on.
Shen Gongbao was crying, but unexpectedly, a voice behind him that sounded even more unreasonable than himself hummed domineeringly: "I beat this bird, you dare to rob me?" ”
Shen Gongbao turned around viciously, and saw a richly dressed bear child holding a slingshot to show off to himself, followed by a number of big men, wearing forbidden army armor, needless to say, he could also see that this was a prince and grandson.
But Shen Gongbao is not afraid of such a bold old bastard, a flirtatious leg tripped the bear child to the ground, followed by a punch and kick, those guards who followed behind this little kid were stupid, I had never seen such a bold man in my life, I grew up and watched the prince being beaten with a stick of incense for a long time, and saw that he was about to be beaten to death, so finally a guard reacted and shouted for escort!
"Escort! Escort! ”
"There are assassins! There are assassins! ”
"Your Royal Highness the Second Prince, are you alright?"
……
That being said, but the guards didn't move, and occasionally there was an enthusiastic crowd who wanted to save people when they saw unevenness, but they were stopped by these guards and didn't come forward.
"Big brother, aren't we going to save the second prince......" A guard saw that the second prince Yin Hong was about to be killed, and his heart was a little weak, and he quietly asked in the ear of the guard who knew that it was the boss at a glance: "If this is really killed......
"If only I had to be killed...... The king has these two sons, he is going to die, and the king in the future will definitely be the prince's, let's not move first, and when this good man kills him, we will send this strong man on the road......"
The facts are in front of you, the guards around Yin Hong are all the prince's people, it is said that the prince and the second prince have always been at odds, and now it seems that how can this fool fight with his eldest brother?
If Yin Hong could say something at this time, he would definitely look up to the sky and howl angrily: "Big brother, I won't play!" ”