Everyone walked on the way to the castle, but the forest did have a strange feeling, full of statues or scenery that can only be seen in magic movies, and not only Yalian and others came, but also a wave of villagers followed.

"The village chief asked me to patrol the mountain ~ Beware of enemy vampires ~"

"The village chief asked me to come and patrol the mountain~Ilyo~Naililyo~"

The rabbi clasped his ears and said, "Little crazy ~ Don't sing ~ It's so ugly, are you scared?" ”

Li Nali said worriedly: "I'm really a little scared, in fairy tales, people who are bitten by vampires will also become vampires, you must not become like that!" ”

Rabbi and Aryan thought to themselves, "Li Nali actually believes in the story of vampires"

Zhang San said madly: "Hahaha~ Li Nali! Fairy tales are all lies, and I never believed in fairy tales. ”

The rabbi said with dead eyes: "Little madman, you put down the gun first." ”

Zhang San puffed out his mouth and said unconvinced: "I'm not afraid at all~ I really don't read fairy tales, I've always seen it as a ren"

Call~

A black shadow swept by, and a gust of wind blew.

The villagers said in horror: "Franz is ~!" ”

"Franz was killed~"

Rabbi and Aaron looked at the black-robed man in disbelief, the black-robed man dressed like a legendary vampire, with sharp teeth and a pale and hideous face, biting the villager's neck and gulping for blood.

Gollum~

Gollum~

Goo~

Vampires are sucking blood.

Yalian and Rabbi's jaws dropped in shock, but Zhang Sanmad said calmly: "This guy is pale and in a trance, obviously a symptom of epilepsy~ The identification is complete." ”

Before Zhang Sanmad finished speaking, the villagers all ran away, and Zhang Sanmad hated iron and steel, and said: "You group of gringos~ It's just that paper tigers will fart and pee when they meet hard characters, and they are united to destroy vampires just now, and they are running faster than anyone else at this time." ”

"Monk! I'll leave it to you here~ It's important for us to escape. ”

The villagers were gone.

Aaron and Rabbi activated holiness at the same time, and Rabbi said, "We can't let him continue to hurt the villagers, let's hit him first." ”

Zhang San said madly: "Don't~ This is an endangered species!" Vampire, how much is this worth? ”

"Crazy brother ~ be careful."

Yalian blocked a vampire's punch for Zhang Sanmad, and the rabbi also joined the battle, and the hammer in his hand became more and more avenues: "Full full~"

Zhang Sanmad half lay on the ground and bit the handkerchief and said: "Don't~ Everyone is a civilized person, so you can't sit down and drink a cup of tea and talk slowly." ”

Li Nali stood still and did not dare to fight, apparently Li Nali was afraid of the vampire, when the vampire bit the tip of the rabbi's hammer and threw the rabbi out.

At this time, Aaron activated the hand of the cross, and Aaron's hand became extremely large, grabbed the vampire and said, "Please don't move. ”

The vampire laughed disdainfully, "Humph! Aha

The vampire said arrogantly: "Two strange little imps, what a waste of my time!" You're monsters too? Is it? ”

Aaron said, "I'm an exorcist. ”

The vampire said: "Good night~ But I'm busy, let me go!" ”

Without saying a word, the vampire bit at Aaron's hand of the cross, easily biting through Aaron's exclamation, "Huh? Bite a demonic weapon with your teeth? No way. ”

Zhang Sanmad still said in that posture: "Yalian! I've told you all, barking dogs don't bite! Dogs that don't bark bite people, don't you forget? ”

The vampire suddenly grinned and struggled and said, "Vomit vomit vomit ~ so bitter!" ”

The vampire relieved himself and looked at Zhang San with hatred and said madly: "Bastard! I dare to say that I am a dog~ Where were you chirping just now, it looks like your blood seems to be very delicious~! ”

The vampire arrived in front of Zhang Sanmad at a speed invisible to the naked eye, grabbed Zhang Sanmad's collar and opened his mouth to bite, Zhang Sanmad blocked it with his hand, but fortunately it was on his arm.

Li Nali, who was the closest, couldn't stop fighting because she was scared, and suddenly stopped before she could attack the vampire, because she was stunned next.

Goo~

The vampire feels so sweet in the first mouthful of blood, but it tastes bad in the second bite, boom~

A stream of crimson magma erupted from Zhang Sanmad's wound, and the burning vampire rolled and crawled on the ground.

Ahhh

Ahhh

The vampire's teeth turned black, but fortunately it didn't hurt his mouth, and he said, "Bastard, why is your blood so hot?" ”

Zhang Sanmad smiled and said, "Because I'm a hot-blooded young man."

"You're a liar!"

"I can only tell the truth that the national delicacy "Malatang", which is a mixture of gutter oil, big tobacco shells, expired chili peppers, poisonous vegetables, and pig food vermicelli of the Great Heavenly Empire, has been integrated into my blood, and my blood can detoxify all kinds of poisons~Wahahaha~"

"I think you guys have a problem with their brains, how can food be possible?"

Zhang San shook his index finger and said, "Ignorant worm!" Don't underestimate my Great Celestial Empire, every one of our citizens is full of the twenty-four elements of the periodic table every day, and the body has long been invulnerable, not only that, but our blood is the first of all poisons~ It may be possible to poison elephants, but my people of the Great Celestial Empire don't know chemistry, but they eat all kinds of chemicals every day, dare to ask that country, dare to compare appetite with us, and compare appetite with body!. ”

"And ~ the oil of my heavenly and earthly ditches is the first of all poisons, and I have fried chicken! Stir-fried! Fried fish! And so on millions of times, and then add sulfuric acid compounds and other heavy industrial chemicals to refine, enough to eat your intestines through the stomach! I want your life to be right! ”

"Gross~ It sounds so scary~" The vampire left this sentence and ran away.

Rabia Lian touched his stomach and felt a little sick to his stomach, as for Li Nali, she looked at Zhang San with sympathy.

Zhang Sanmad silently touched the wound on his arm that was healing quickly, and said in a low voice: "Why did I suddenly have an urge to kill at that time. ”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ of the dividing line of food safety (let the horse come, gutter oil, snacks).

Vomit vomit vomit ~ Woo woo woo~

Woo woo woo~

Vomit vomit vomit ~ Woo woo woo~

A beautiful blonde woman in stockings knocked on the door of the vampire's house and entered, "You're back, Mistress Aresta (Crowley's name)!" What's wrong? So flustered"

Crowley turned around and said: "Eliadi, I have become a vampire again, and I sucked a mouthful of a teenager's blood, but he said that his blood is extremely poisonous, I may die, my mouth hurts so much now, it must be a poisonous attack, Eliadi, I can't bear you." ”

(It's no wonder that you don't hurt when you get burned by lava.) ）

Eliadi said, "It's okay, Lord Aresta, you're just burned." ”

Crowley held back tears and said to himself: "I, I, I'm a monster, the real monster crusade has entered the vestibule, and the whole village hates me"

Allydia suddenly hugged Crowley and said, "Lord Aresta, there's no way to do it."

Suddenly, Crowley's eyes were full of bloodshots, and his burnt and blackened teeth grew out again, and he wanted to bite Allydia's neck but couldn't speak, Crowley burst into tears and jumped to the wall and said, "No, don't come near me!" Allydia: I've always been! Love love love you. ”

Allydia smiled and said gently, "I love you too, Lord Aresta. ”

Crowley's nosebleed fell off the wall, and Alysdia knelt in front of Crowley and kissed him affectionately. (It's hard to write such a thing.) ）

Eliadi muttered, "Why bother with the people out there what they want?"

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ps: I never use an outline to write novels, so I write completely free of constraints, in this part of Crowley, I will start a big war, exterminate humanity or defect to the earl's side, because the power from the devil is about to awaken, that is a sick impulse hidden in the depths of Zhang Sanmad's heart.

The author is also in an extremely unstable mood today~ I don't usually shoot dead spiders, but I will let them go, I just shot a larger spider to death with my bare hands.