Chapter 003: It's So Exciting to Play!?

Jia Xu still has a headache here, Sima Jiande's legs, who have been stupid by a series of hundreds of thousands of special effects, are scared soft, he never thought that he could hear this kind of fatal secret just on duty, who would have thought that the Yuwen valve who invaded the government and the opposition was actually a subordinate of the Great Sage of the Demon Realm, and what made Sima Jiande even more frightened was that just now, after the transformation, Yuwen Chengdu, who felt that Lao Tzu was invincible in the world, was killed by the assassin who killed the emperor!

Is it because the world is getting too fast, or is it because I am lonely and unheard, I was still living a normal life yesterday, but today I worked the night shift, and so many strange things popped out at once. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Sima Jiande's eyes seemed to have tears in his eyes, and he covered his face and sobbed: "Mom, I want to go home......"

"I want to go home, but I don't know the way!"

Sima Jiande was startled, and when he looked up, he saw Jia Xu, who was covered in blood, squatting in front of him, greeting him with a smile on his face: "Hello, young man! ”

“……”

After living for more than 40 years, it's really the first time that a little white face who looks in his twenties is called like this.

However, Sima Jiande didn't dare to fight back, and hurriedly knelt in front of Jia Xu, and kept kowtowing: "The great god spares my life, the great god spares my life!" I still have a little finger in my family to live, I ...... I don't want to die......"

Originally, he just wanted to beg for mercy, but Sima Jiande himself felt a sour nose when he said it, thinking of the elderly mother and the babbling child at home, Sima Jiande has been busy climbing Yu culture and intrigue in the court for many years, but rarely takes care of his family, and now that he is dying, the first thing that comes to mind is no longer the powerful who used to regard his life as his life, but the family members who have not been close for a long time.

For a while, Sima Jiande's heart was extremely sour, and he broke his forehead and rubbed the blood all over the ground.

"Woo...... Stand up! ”

Jia Xu howled and cried and dragged Sima Jiande up, and said movingly: "There is no shame in a man groveling for the sake of his family!" But people like you shouldn't bend their backs because of this! If you don't kill you, you never kill! ”

Sima Jiande still had tears in his eyes, and inexplicably looked at Jia Xu, who was crying more sad than himself, and said a little confused: "Great god, you ......"

Jia Xu sniffed, wiped his tears and said, "Xu also wants to go home, and I miss my mother!" ”

Sima Jiande didn't know what to say, so he could only clench his fists and encourage: "Be strong!" ”

Jia Xu's little thief's eyes lit up, and he casually continued: "If you can't be strong, then you can turn it over and try it......"

"Oops!"

Jia Xu squatted and hugged his head, and said distressedly: "It's obviously a very touching picture, why can't you unconsciously pick up the yellow joke with this mouth......"

Sima Jiande is also full of black lines, but now Jia Xu's mood seems to be a little unstable, and it is better for him not to continue to stay with Jia Xu.

So Sima Jiande asked tentatively: "Great god, villain...... And then go home? ”

Jia Xu nodded again and again: "Okay!" Let's go home! ”

“……”

The corners of Sima Jiande's mouth twitched a little and said, "The villain didn't understand a little just now......

Jia Xu solemnly repeated again: "We, go back to your house!" ”

Sima Jiande really has a heart for himself, why do you want to lead this murderous demon to his own house, wife, children......

"That's right!"

Jia Xu seemed to suddenly think of something, and asked Sima Jiande, "Where is this?" It doesn't look like Cihang Jingzhai. ”

Sima Jiande was shocked, this thing killed the emperor and the concubine, and then even Yuwen Chengdu was killed by him, and now this thing actually asked himself where is this?

Sima Jiande had a strange thought in his heart: Didn't this thing kill the wrong person? The emperor died unjustly......

Jia Xu saw that Sima Jiande didn't speak for a long time, and said a little unhappily, "What about asking you, why are you in a daze?" ”

Sima Jiande's heart tightened, and he smiled again and again: "The great god atoned for his sins, and the villain was shocked by the great god's might, and he didn't react for a while...... This place is the Great Sui Imperial Palace, the emperor's dormitory ......"

"Great Sui?"

Jia Xu suddenly remembered a lot of things, stomped his feet, and said angrily: "Taiyi Zhenren's old dog is really a widow!" With the IQ of the widow, he was deceived to come here, and the next time I have the opportunity to meet, I will see if I will pick the peach for him! ”

Sima Jiande suddenly felt his lower body tighten, and said with a smile: "Why is the great god angry...... Do you need the villain to find some beautiful women to accompany the big god? ”

When Jia Xu heard this, his eyes lit up, and he suddenly turned his anger into joy, and he pressed Sima Jiande's arm and said excitedly: "Beautiful woman? How many can you find? ”

Although Sima Jiande was held down by Jia Xu, he was a little panicked in his heart, but as soon as Jia Xu said this, Sima Jiande was also a lot more relieved, at least this is a master who can please, and he is most afraid of the kind of fairy who doesn't want money or women, and is perverted in his heart!

Sima Jiande hurriedly patted his chest and said proudly: "It's not a villain bragging, one hundred and eighty thousand don't dare to say it, just casually find six or seven thousand stunning beauties for the great god just a word!" ”

When Jia Xu heard this, he jumped on the spot happily, rubbed his hands and said, "Where did you come from so many beauties?" Are they all the kind of goods that captivate the country and the city? ”

Sima Jiande nodded with a smile and said: "A few days ago, Yang Guang was just selected into the palace with a large number of show girls, and before he could move, the great god had already killed him for Tianxingdao, and the thousands of show girls were naturally cheaper Great God, to ensure that all of them are of high quality, and the great god will linger!" ”

Jia Xu clapped his hands again and again and laughed: "It seems that Xu's luck is not bad!" ”

Sima Jiande was completely shameless at this time in order to please this new god, and when he saw Jia Xuxing's head high, he hurriedly continued: "If the great god wants to play something exciting, the villain can take the great god to the bedroom of the queen and the concubines of the faint monarch now, and ensure that the great god is refreshed!" ”

"Wow!"

Jia Xu suddenly said at a loss: "The first time Xu played with a woman, he played so big, wouldn't it be too exciting?" ”

Sima Jiande choked and looked at Jia Xu with a strange face, obviously at the age when his son can play soy sauce, he hasn't played with a woman until now, it's really a failure!

But then, Sima Jiande thought that it was said that immortals were abstinent, so he somewhat understood why Jia Xu suddenly became a little shy.

However, then Jia Xu said excitedly: "Since you have played big, let's play as big as you want!" It's better to strip all the women in the entire palace now, gather together, flip in one by one, and play as much as you want, do you say okay? ”

……

Sima Jiande secretly snorted shamelessly, but after thinking about it carefully, he said with a heartbeat: "The daughter of the faint monarch ......"

Jia Xu smiled lewdly: "Strip naked and bring it over!" ”

Sima Jiande was even happier: "The old mother of the faint monarch? ”

Jia Xu laughed: "Strip naked, you take it home!" ”

Sima Jiande couldn't breathe with laughter: "Great god, you are really a villain, hahaha!" ”

Jia Xu suddenly became serious and said: "There is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, I see that you are so filial, so I will send a few more to you home to pay respect, do you dare not know each other and save the face of the widow?" ”

Sima Jiande shuddered suddenly, looked at Jia Xu's cold eyes, and suddenly remembered that this was a murderous person in front of him, and some of the careful thoughts that had just arisen in his heart immediately disappeared, trembling and kneeling on the ground, kowtowing again and again: "Thank you for the reward of the great god, but the villain is disrespectful!" ”

Jia Xu sneered: "That's right, what kind of identity is Xu, how can you and other mortals be close to it?" ”

After that, Jia Xu looked down at Yang Guang's head on the ground, and said with a smile: "This Yang Guang is a good fate, he actually gave birth to a widow's face, but he is also bad on this face, the appearance of a widow, how can mortals control it, no, there is no corpse dead?" ”

Sima Jiande nodded again and again: "What the great god said is extremely true! ”

Jia Xu groaned for a while, stomped Yang Guang's head with one kick, walked to the side and took off the four-piece set on the bed he was wearing, and turned back into Chaotian Aya, while the bare Jia Xu walked to the edge of Jia Xulong's bed, opened the curtain, and got into the quilt.

Jia Xu lay on the bed, looked at the curtain on the roof and said with a smile: "Since Yuwen Chengdu wants me to pretend to be the emperor, then Xu will fulfill his thoughts, be happy and happy to be an emperor first, haha!" I accidentally walked to the peak of my life......"

"Sima Jiande, from today on, Xu is the emperor, you have to remember, don't leak the news!"

Sima Jiande knocked his head again and again: "The villain must remember!" ”

"En......"

Jia Xu casually threw Chaotian Aya out, wrapped around Sima Jiande's head, and then flew back into Jia Xu's hands.

Sima Jiande didn't know what Jia Xu had done to him, but now no matter what Jia Xu did, he didn't have the capital to resist, so in the face of the sudden attack, Sima Jiande didn't move at all.

Jia Xu's voice came out of the dragon tent: "From today on, you are Yuwen Chengdu, remember to go to his house when you go home, don't go wrong." ”

Sima Jiande was full of doubts, but he could only nod and say, "The villain understands!" ”

Jia Xu said unhappily: "You should say: Your Majesty obeys the order!" ”

Sima Jiande broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly lowered his head and hugged his fists and said: "Your Majesty is rude, I hope Your Majesty will forgive your sins!" ”

"It's okay, remember it next time!"

Jia Xu tore the sheets, used his fingers as a pen, and used the golden light of divine power to draw Liu Shuxian's appearance on it, and threw it to Sima Jiande and said: "This is the widow's yellow-faced woman, you will immediately send someone to search the whole world tomorrow, as long as you get the news, the widow will be rewarded!" ”

Sima Jiande carefully took the sheets, and didn't dare to look at them carefully: "The minister is ordered!" ”

Jia Xu nodded, waved his hand and said: "The widow knows your difficulties, and this world is not something that Yang Guang's words can do now, do your best, and after a while, you will let someone from the Huanyi Bureau scrub this place clean." ”

Sima Jiande nodded in agreement, but he refused to leave, and it seemed that he still had something to ask himself.

Jia Xu looked at Sima Jiande, and couldn't help but wonder: "Yuwen Aiqing, do you still have something to do?" ”

Sima Jiande smiled and asked cautiously, "Your Majesty, what about the bed......

Jia Xu's heart moved, although he was very willing, he finally shook his head and sighed: "That's it, if you let the yellow-faced woman know that she doesn't bring her with her, she will kill my ......."