Chapter 244: Distorted Facts
I don't know if it was affected by the action movies on the TV, or if Zhu Yilong couldn't control it anymore, just when the actor in the TV put all the hundreds of millions of elite soldiers in his body into the heroine's body, the hundreds of millions of elite soldiers in Zhu Yilong's big bird were also absorbed by Yang Meiyun's black forest, and they didn't flow out at all. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Brother Yilong has a good experience, and I am now an immortal." After absorbing Zhu Yilong's hundreds of millions of elite soldiers, Yang Meiyun's whole body trembled slightly, and her breathing was also very rapid, it seemed that she was really very refreshing.
After Zhu Yilong released hundreds of millions of elite soldiers to Yang Meiyun's black forest, the whole person lay on Yang Meiyun's body and kept panting, it seems that although it is very refreshing to do shameful things, it is still more physically demanding, Zhu Yilong is now almost tired as a dog, and he has no strength at all, it seems that he will recover his strength after resting.
"I'll help you clean up." Not long after Zhu Yilong's hundreds of millions of elite soldiers were absorbed by Yang Meiyun's Black Forest, neither of them had rested enough, but when Zhu Yilong's big bird lay down softly and slowly came out of Yang Meiyun's Black Forest.
Hundreds of millions of elite soldiers flowed out of Yang Meiyun's Black Forest, and they were about to flow to the sofa, when Yang Meifang came over, picked up the toilet paper on the coffee table and kept wiping it.
Looking at Zhu Yilong's soft lying bird, Yang Meifang was a little happy, at least she wouldn't be by Zhu Yilong, as long as she waited until the place in the Black Forest didn't hurt, it would be fine.
Looking at the place where my sister Yang Meiyun was in the Black Forest, there was a lot of swelling, Yang Meifang felt a little terrible when she thought about it, this Brother Long's combat power was too strong, he had been fighting with his two sisters for about two or three hours, and his two sisters' Black Forest was red and swollen by Brother Yilong's big bird, this combat power was really not ordinarily strong.
"How's your chat, should you believe that there are ghosts in this world?" Seeing Yang Meifang wipe off the liquid on the soft lying bird with paper, Zhu Yilong couldn't help but ask.
"It's okay, today I finally opened my eyes, it turns out that there are really ghosts in this world, and people still have their own three souls and seven spirits, there is nothing wrong with this, I used to think that these things were all lies made up by the ancients to deceive the world, until I saw it with my own eyes today, I Yang Meifang didn't know that there are really ghosts in this world, this is not a lie, I also misunderstood Brother Yilong at the beginning, I hope Brother Yilong will not be strange." Yang Meifang stuck out her tongue and said playfully.
"It's not a big deal, this world is true and false, don't say that you don't believe that there are ghosts in this world, even when you haven't come into contact with the cultivation of the Tao, in fact, I don't believe that there are ghosts in this world, until I saw it with my own eyes once, and only then did I believe that there were ghosts in this world." Zhu Yilong explained.
"Brother Yilong, can you tell us what the ghost you saw for the first time, and under what circumstances you saw it, and were you scared at that time?" The place in the Black Forest was wiped clean by her sister Yang Meifang with toilet paper, and Yang Meiyun sat up on the sofa and asked Zhu Yilong.
"That's right, Brother Yilong, anyway, there is nothing to do now, otherwise you can tell us about the first time you saw a ghost, was there a powerful Taoist around at that time, did you have a fart and urine that was scared by ghosts, were you so frightened that you broke out in a cold sweat, and you didn't even have the strength to run?" Sister Yang Meifang was also interested, and she threw a lot of questions to Zhu Yilong.
When it comes to seeing a ghost for the first time, Zhu Yilong is a little embarrassed when he thinks about it, I remember that you were still in Xiaotong Village at night, after you were poor, you took the dummy back to Xiaotong Village, and when you were in bed with the dummy, suddenly the dummy was ghosted, and it flew out of the room.
At that time, Zhu Yilong was frightened, and he was mixed with the threshold, and fell like a dog eating, Zhu Yilong at that time was almost scared to the point of feces and urine, his legs were also weak, and he couldn't stand up, thinking of these Zhu Yilong was still extremely embarrassing, who would have thought that Zhu Yilong, who was now calling for wind and rain in the cultivation world, would have been so embarrassed at the beginning, and now it is a little difficult to speak when he mentions these Zhu Yilong, so Zhu Yilong will not let the two sisters in front of him have a chance to make fun of themselves.
"The first time I saw a ghost, I subdued it with blood on the tip of my tongue, and at that time, I was able to kneel on the ground and keep begging for mercy like me......" After Zhu Yilong said this, he was suddenly frightened and almost turned into a tall young man.
"But Brother Yilong, you slowly can't see the ghost, how could you subdue that ghost with the blood on the tip of your tongue in the first place?" Yang Meifang asked.
"At that time, I had two mugwort leaves on my body, and after I wiped my eyes with it, I could see ghosts, and it was because of that thing that I was able to quickly subdue the ghosts......" Zhu Yilong made up nonsense at Yang Meiyun and the two sisters.
Anyway, now go back to the past, no matter what Zhu Yilong says, Yang Meiyun and the two sisters will believe it, because they basically don't know anything about ghosts, and they are completely similar to the two big fools, and it is precisely because of this that Zhu Yilong can fool them around.
If it is replaced by another cultivator, Zhu Yilong's lies can be exposed at once, but now there is no cultivator to expose Zhu Yilong's lies.
"Good experience, Brother Yilong has a good experience of harm, the first time he saw a ghost, he surrendered the other party, it's really amazing, just with the courage of Brother Yilong, he is just a natural ghost catcher." After listening to Zhu Yilong's story, Yang Meifang was full of admiration, if it weren't for the fact that she was a woman and her courage was very small, Yang Meifang would have wanted to follow Zhu Yilong to learn how to catch ghosts.
"By the way, have you two gone to work, and how is the economic situation at home?" After a blow of cowhide, Zhu Yilong suddenly cared about the living conditions of Yang Meiyun's two sisters.
Because the two sisters Yang Meiyun are their own people, if they are not good behind them, Zhu Yilong will not be at ease, anyway, now Zhu Yilong is not short of a little money, if the life of Yang Meiyun and the two sisters is really very difficult, Zhu Yilong doesn't mind helping them a little bit. (To be continued.) )