Eight-zero-zero Catch zombies
Yang Ming took Liu Rumeng to the Four Lakes Hotel, and found a room casually and had a good night. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The next morning, before dawn, after another joy, Liu Rumeng fell softly in Yang Ming's arms for a while, climbed down from the bed, picked up the clothes scattered on the ground and put them on.
After putting on the clothes and tidying them up, Liu Rumeng went to the bathroom to make up for it, returned to the bedroom and came to the bedside, took out a business card from the leather bag, printed a bright red lip on it, and put it on the bedside, "I'm leaving, when you miss me, contact at any time." ”
After speaking, Liu Rumeng twisted his waist and walked away without looking back, Yang Ming took the business card and looked at it, remembered the number, sat up, stretched his waist, and got out of bed to take a shower.
Yang Ming took a bath, washed off the femininity and perfume smell on his body, wiped his body clean, returned to the bedroom to find and put on the scattered clothes, hummed a little tune out of the room, and walked upstairs, I hope Xu Danlu hasn't woken up yet.
A hotel has now been temporarily requisitioned by the working group, there are not many guests, the elevator arrived soon, and when the elevator door opened, Yang Ming saw that there was a person inside, the second child.
The second child was wearing a nightgown, sleepy-eyed, haggard, yellow, and slumped back, his complexion was not bad at all, Yang Ming entered the elevator, he still looked wilted, and he didn't seem to find himself.
Yang Ming stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the second child, but his eyes didn't move, and he looked confused, "Hey, second brother, what's the matter with you, you don't look like you've woken up." ”
Hearing the voice, the second child blinked his eyes, and then saw that Yang Ming had arrived in the elevator, "It's the boss, it's early, it's early, it's early." ”
The second child was weak to speak, and before he finished speaking, he sighed, and looked like he hadn't woken up.
An old man didn't wake up early in the morning, looking sluggish, Yang Ming sniffed, and the second child still smelled of perfume, "Okay, where was you last night?" ”
"Isn't it in the hotel, a young lady came last night." The second child said, and snorted again, the elevator stopped at this time, and his feet were weak and he almost couldn't stand firmly.
Waiting out of the elevator, Yang Ming took a closer look at the second child, something was wrong, very wrong, the second child was in his twenties, it was the time when he was full of energy, and he had eaten red fruits, and his physical fitness was much better than that of ordinary men, even if he didn't stop with a woman all night, at most he was a little weak, but it was not so bad, and there was a faint trace of black gas at the corners of his eyes, like an evil spirit.
There was something weird, Yang Ming grabbed the second child, walked quickly to his room, and pressed the second child on the sofa, "You sit still, don't move!" ”
The second child was still confused, and after listening to Yang Ming's words, he didn't move.
Yang Ming took out the needle box, took out a golden needle, stabbed it from the center of the second child's eyebrows, silently recited the law, and then pulled it out, and a trace of black gas floated out from the center of the second child's eyebrows.
The black gas floated out, the second child's consciousness was sober, he rubbed his eyes, looked around blankly, his eyes fell on Yang Ming, and he was puzzled: "It's strange, why am I here, why am I with you, the boss?" ”
Yang Ming put away the golden needle, put away the needle box, and said, "It seems that you are really confused." I ask you, what woman were you with last night? ”
The second child's body is still weak, but his head is very clear, recalling last night's incident, he laughed ambiguously, "Isn't it the hotel lady, you don't know, boss, this hotel is really good, any young lady is the best, that taste, it's really not covered, last night, I was stunned to do five times a night." ”
Hey, five times a night Lang bragged, the master wants to say it, don't scare you to death, Yang Ming said: "Don't be busy talking about the battle situation first, I just asked for information about that woman." You say she's the young lady of this Four Lakes hotel, are you sure? ”
The second child nodded, "Yes, she said it herself." ”
"Then let me ask you again, did she collect the money?"
The second child was stunned and thought about it carefully, "It doesn't seem to be." As soon as you say it, boss, I remember, she didn't say the price first after she met me. It's weird, usually the young lady negotiates the price first, how can she talk about it afterwards. And she didn't say anything after she was done, and I didn't mention the money when I sent her away just now. ”
As he spoke, the second child became happy, and laughed vigorously, "Eighty percent, it's a good family, and when you come to the hotel to find a man to scatter the fire, you met me, and you cheapened me for one night." ”
Yang Ming scolded with a smile: "Don't be busy with fun first, I don't know if she is a young lady or not, but I can be sure that she is definitely not a woman from a good family." Tell me, what does that woman look like, is there anything special about it? ”
"I can't tell what it looks like, it's just very beautiful, the body is white, cold, the breasts are big, the buttocks are also very big, the waist is very thin, it's a special place, it's very strong when it comes to the bed, fortunately my waist is good, otherwise."
Without waiting for the second child to finish speaking, Yang Ming said: "Wait, don't be busy showing off first, you just said that she was cold?" ”
"Yes, her temperature is a little low, but holding her on a hot day, not to mention how comfortable it is, you don't even need to turn on the air conditioner at night." The second child said as he spoke, his face drooping, "Oh no, I forgot to ask her phone number." Why am I so stupid, if I miss her in the future, where can I find it? ”
Yang Ming said: "Hey, you guy still thinks about her." Let me tell you a word, when you see her in the future, hide as far away as you can, otherwise your life will be over. ”
The second child said, "Why? ”
Yang Ming said: "Why don't I say it first, let me ask you, how many women have you touched?" ”
"How many women have you touched?" The second child scratched his head and thought about it carefully, "I have two girlfriends, but if you want to say that I have touched women, there are really a lot, at least sixty or seventy." ”
"Then let me ask you, which of them feels cold when you hold it?"
"Not the one from last night." The second child said and said, realized that something was wrong, Yang Ming's eyes were wrong, and thought about the situation last night, he was lonely, and suddenly a woman appeared, seducing him, and then the two went back to the room to roll the sheets, rolling and rolling his consciousness was confused, and when it was not dawn, the woman was about to leave, so he sent people downstairs, and then met Yang Ming.
It was beautiful just now, but now that I think about it, the second child thinks it's not good, and smiles stupidly, "Boss, don't you want to say that I encountered something unclean last night, right?" ”
"Isn't it, I don't know, but let me ask you one more thing, what are we going to do this time?"
"Catch zombies." As the words came out, the second child's body trembled, and his face turned white, "Could it be that it was a corpse last night?" ”
"Even if it's not, it's almost the same, now you're not dead because you have a good foundation and ate red fruits, otherwise you should have **** a long time ago." If you encounter it again in the future, you must stay away. ”
Douda's cold sweat kept slipping down from the second child's forehead, his body trembled slightly, he didn't feel anything before, now think about the situation with that woman, there are too many weird places, first of all, the woman's body temperature is very low, and she doesn't seem to have a heartbeat, the color of her skin is not a normal luster, and her eyes give people a very strange feeling, "Boss help, boss help, how did I know that a beautiful woman suddenly popped up, it turned out to be a beautiful corpse, she didn't kill me last night, if you come to me again in the future, I can't hide, what can I do? ”
Yang Ming said: "I can't help you with this, because you will always be alone at night, but don't worry, if you don't want to, you can hold it, she will never ** you." I'm making it clear, whether it's death or pleasure, you can handle it yourself when the time comes. One more thing I want to remind you is that zombies, no matter how gentle and charming, beautiful and charming, she is not human, don't think about a ghost relationship. Okay, I've explained the matter, and I've given you advice, so you can do it yourself. It's none of your business here, go back to your room and take a rest, don't delay your departure to the Chongling Mountains. ”
The second child was afraid in his heart, where did he dare to be alone, "Boss, don't, if I go back, what should I do if she comes again." ”
"Don't worry, as soon as the day dawns, no zombies will jump out except for the ghosts. The one who made out with you last night was in a hurry to leave before dawn. ”
Yang Ming sent the second child out, I don't know if this guy is lucky or unlucky, he actually hooked up with that kind of thing, and it was his fate to die if he didn't die.
Put aside the matter of the second child first, Yang Ming came to the bedroom to take a look, on the big bed, Xu Danlu was lying on her side facing the direction of the door, Lei Lei was in her arms, holding a full and delicious food.
Fortunately, Xu Danlu didn't wake up, Yang Ming came to the bed, took off his clothes lightly, climbed onto the bed, lay opposite Xu Danlu, looked at Lei Lei who was suffering with a smile, and said with a smile: "Good daughter, didn't you rob your father again." ”
Poof, Xu Danlu laughed, her beautiful eyes opened, she glanced at Yang Ming with a charming look, and scolded with a smile: "What kind of Lei Lei robbed you, it should be you, the father, who robbed your daughter." ”
"Wife, did you wake up early?"
"yes, I woke up a long time ago, and I saw someone crawling into bed like a thief. You didn't come back overnight, who did you go to find again? ”
Yang Ming smiled and acquiesced, "Aren't I coming back, and I did a good deed last night." ”
"It's also a good thing to harm women? Do you tell me that you are going to comfort the body and mind of a lonely woman? Let's not talk about it, I had a dream last night, a little strange dream, you can explain it to me. ”
"What dream?"
"I dreamed that my cousin, as well as Mengyao, Sisi, and Pigeon, they all became children, just a little older, two or three years old, and they gathered around and called me Mom. What a strange dream, what do you mean by this dream? ”
"Wife, you should have heard a sentence, you think about it day and night, you want to give me a child."
Xu Danlu's face turned red, and she said coquettishly: "Scoundrel, there is no one." Oh, no, Lei Lei hasn't eaten yet, you can't rob it! (To be continued.) )