44.Chapter 44: Kick the Balls
"I don't know when the Taoist came out of the mountain?"
At this time, Lin Zifeng, who had not spoken, suddenly asked Lao Dao with a smile.
"Not long after the real person came out of the mountain, he was ordered by the master to go down the mountain to find someone destined to keep her safe."
This guy can really blow a dick.
Xiao Nizi was excited when she listened, and she touted herself as the person he was looking for.
"Oh, that's it. I don't know if you Emei still accept male disciples? Lin Zifeng grinned.
"Uh......" Now the old way can't say why. Momentarily speechless.
Nangong Bing on the side saw that Lin Zifeng was deliberately making trouble, so he opened his mouth and said with a smile: "Wang Zhenren is also tired for a day today, let's not mention these things for now, and then talk about it after eating, okay?" ”
"Cousin, wait a minute." Xiao Nizihua jumped down from the leather chair without giving up, ran to them barefoot and bare-legged, and said with a harmless expression: "Cousin, didn't you say that this uncle is your bodyguard?" So let Wang Zhenren try to compare with them? I want to see how much of the bodyguard you invited is, cousin, and we don't raise those idlers. ”
Bodyguard! Nangong Bing is also a black line, since Lin Zifeng wanted to live in his own house, he was forced to say that he was a bodyguard, but now it's good, Hua Bu actually wants to arrange for the two of them to compare, isn't this a fool?
God knows if this guy surnamed Lin has two brushes, if he is beaten to death by Wang Zhenren, it will be more than worth the loss.
"Uh...... It's not good. Lin Zifeng touched his nose, with a scared expression, but he was so happy in Xiao Nizi's eyes.
Even the old man of the pseudo-Taoist priest saw this scene, and immediately straightened his chest, looking like a master.
In fact, he is a charlatan, learning Taoism for a few years, drifting above the society of the rivers and lakes, relying on a few broken books left by his ancestors, deceiving people everywhere, however, Lao Dao has also been a soldier for a few years before, so for such a trivial matter as fighting, under normal circumstances, he can still deal with a few cats and dogs.
After all, in these years, if the family is too poor, it is indeed a good choice to enlist in the army as a cook.
"Xiaoyou, don't worry, I will definitely grasp the balance later, and I won't hurt Xiaoyou's life." Lao Dao really thinks he is a green onion, and he has a decent face.
In fact, Lin Zifeng was sneering in his heart, Lao Tzu was afraid that he would beat you to death.
"yes yes yes! Look at who of you are good, you are all bodyguards. “
The flowers on the side not only did not stop it, but added fuel to the fire, standing barefoot on the sofa and jumping up and down to cheer for the old road.
"Flowey, don't make trouble." Nangong Bing is much more mature and calm, and God knows what kind of bloody and violent scene the two of them will fight later.
"The employer wants to see it, then brother, let's compare and compare, and if you block it later, you will shout out. Naturally, I'll be merciful. ”
Looking at Lin Zifeng's not sturdy figure, Lao Dao was still full of confidence.
"Can you really call it out?"
"Uh......" Lao Dao's head is full of black lines, what kind of person is this, he has already found a password to beg for mercy before the fight starts. It's too unambitious.
But the employer made it clear today that he would fight later, and he must not be soft, and now that Lin Zifeng is cowardly, Lao Dao wants to flatten his impulse even more.
"Are you ready, little friend?" The old Taoist asked politely, looking full of confidence in the victory in his hands.
"Alright."
Lin Zifeng is not hypocritical.
"Then I'll let Xiaoyou make three moves first, Xiaoyou, you can attack me first."
"Kombat! Fight! Hit wow. The flowers on the sofa did not give up a lively heart, and their minds were full of fantasies, and Lin Zifeng was beaten to the ground later. Fantasizing about the bloody and violent scenes that may appear later.
But what Xiao Nizihua didn't give up on them was the scene behind.
I saw that Lin Zifeng's eyes suddenly shone with cold light, his eyes were full of electricity, and his body flashed like a ghost, and in an instant, an afterimage rushed towards the old way.
"Smack!"
Lin Zifeng's feet rose and fell, still standing in place with a smile on his face.
But Lao Dao hunched his body like a poor shrimp, his face was painful, his whole face was almost deformed, his hands were covering the little brother below, his face was extremely distorted, and his legs were tightly clamped between the eggs that had been kicked by Lin Zifeng just now.
"Uh......!"
In an instant, the scene was as silent as death, and even Hua Buqi, who was still bouncing just now, stared at it, not daring to believe this scene!
Nangong Bing was also stunned.
Is that the end of it?
All of a sudden, the old way was defeated?
And Lin Zifeng's move is too shameless!
It took a long time for everyone to come to their senses, but Lin Zifeng looked harmless to humans and animals, smoked a cigarette, blinked his eyes and looked at the old Dao who bowed into shrimp, and comforted: "Dao Chief, are you okay?" ”
At this time, Lao Dao was about to cry. I have been scolding Lin Zifeng in my heart that he is not a thing, but he is also an old family! You're kicking straight at my balls, did you mean it! It's just a wicked young man.
"You...... You...... You foul! ”
After sobering up, Xiao Nizi almost couldn't cry or laugh, there would be such a superb man in the world, comparing with other people's old men, where did he still kick others! This...... This.
"Where did I foul?" Lin Zifeng still has a harmless expression, at least with a little helpless expression, in the eyes of the old man, the angry egg hurts!
"How can you kick people there? You're too bad, aren't you! ”
Xiao Nizi wanted to step forward to comfort Lao Dao, but Lao Dao's injury was too much, and she was really embarrassed to step forward as a girl.
Even Nangong Bing, who has always been steady, was speechless, compared with others, and actually kicked people's ....... It's simply a superb.
"I don't blame me, it was people who said that I was given three moves, and they also let me take the lead, I saw that he looked like a fairy wind and bones, he must be a master, so ...... So, I took the lead. What's more, where to fight is still polite such as a decent man and a gentleman, whoever strikes first has a greater chance. ”
At this moment, Lao Dao's two old legs are holding his pants tightly, and he has almost no strength to stand up, and the feeling of being kicked is really uncomfortable, he has lived for most of his life, and today is the first time he has seen this kind of superb guy.
But then again, it seems that this qiē is all self-inflicted, who let himself underestimate the enemy, now he can't spit out his suffering, even if he wants to take revenge, he can't find a reason.