Chapter 033 The first strike is strong, and the second hand is analized
Jia Xu waved his hand indifferently and said, "But isn't it, otherwise Jia Xu wouldn't let him eat!" ”
Shi Jiabao was shocked, and you just said it in front of yourself!?
Jia Xu pointed to Liu Shuxian and introduced Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng: "Then, this is the official wife of the national division - Liu Shuxian!" Remember to be respectful to her in the future...... Dapeng, don't pout, it's not enough for my wife to tear and play when you turn back into your real body! ”
After that, Jia Xu pointed to Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng and said, "What about these two...... Oops, it doesn't matter, it's all little people, who do you love! ”
Liu Shuxian said clearly: "Oh! O subordinate! ”
"Poof......
Shi Jiabao almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, covered his forehead, and muttered with a sad face: "I should have known it a long time ago, I should have thought of it a long time ago...... Can you be a pair with neuropathy, can you still be a normal person...... It's the poor monk who is too young......"
The golden-winged Dapeng hurriedly went to comfort Shi Jiabao, who had suffered a major blow to his heart, but Jia Xu didn't care about this, but just diligently placed his small bench upright behind Liu Shuxian's buttocks, and said with a smile: "Madam, you sit slowly, come, drink saliva, eat something, you're welcome, this is your son's ...... to honor you."
Liu Shuxian just took a chicken leg, and when she heard Jia Xu say this, the whole person was shocked: "Son? Don't talk nonsense! I'm still a big girl! ”
At this time, the defender who had been licking his face next to him finally grasped the opportunity, and hurriedly came to Liu Shuxian's side, knelt down and kowtowed again and again without saying a word, and shouted in his mouth: "The child and the dog have seen their mother!" Mother's blessing and Tianqi, longevity than Nanshan! ”
Liu Shuxian was shocked, and hurriedly kicked him over, and said vigilantly: "Do you want to extort money?" ”
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Jia Xu looked at the aggrieved defender of the city, and couldn't explain with a smile: "Xiaoliu, you misunderstood people, these things were bought by others, just to recognize him as his father!" ”
Liu Shuxian was shocked: "He is so bold, even you dare to lie to him!?" ”
Jia Xu covered his face, feeling that he couldn't explain this matter today, so he hurriedly kicked the city defender over again, and shouted: "Don't explain to your aunt soon!" ”
The defender looked back at Jia Xu with resentment, sniffed and kowtowed to Liu Shuxian and said: "Auntie, don't be angry, in fact, this is the case, my father is away on business all year round, and it is actually very reasonable to find a junior, and my mother is the ...... junior."
Liu Shuxian clapped her hands and said, "So that's the case!" You said it earlier, I misunderstood! By the way, how does your mother look? Are you still handsome......"
Jia Xu and the city guards were in a cold sweat when they heard this, I don't know why, when Jia Xu heard Liu Shuxian say this, what came to mind was the time when Cao Cao was yin by himself......
"Are there any prostitutes in the city?"
Jia Xu hurriedly shook his head, dispelled this strange thought, and hurriedly interrupted, pretending to be concerned and asking warmly: "Xiaoliu, where have you been these days?" You see, it's dark, it's thin, there's no widow around, and it's a lot of hardship, right? ”
Liu Shuxian inexplicably took a big bite of chicken legs and said, "No! I've been eating well and sleeping soundly in the past two days, and I don't know how happy I am! It's just when I came out of the bottom of the well, there was a group of women who laughed at my big breasts, and laughed at my black, I couldn't hold back for a while, and I was angry and stepped on the emperor's peak, and people were also trampled to death by me, and now the anger is gone, and I don't bother to get along with a group of them......"
When Jia Xu heard this, he was furious, and with a shake of his right hand, Hun Tianya wrapped it around his hand, ready to move: "Which Bichi dares to laugh at my yellow-faced woman!?" No way! You're angry, but you can't let them go! Now change your itinerary immediately and go back to catch those stupid women! ”
Liu Shuxian raised her eyebrows, casually pulled Jia Xu's Hun Tianya back, and snorted coquettishly: "This is mine, give it back to me!" ”
Taking back her own weapon, Liu Shuxian's angry beautiful eyes rolled, glared at Jia Xu and said: "That emperor has been flattened by me, you go back to find something now, where can you find their bad luck?" ”
Jia Xu scratched his head, thinking about it, so he put this matter aside for the time being, continued to gather beside Liu Shuxian, held Liu Shuxian's willow waist, and flattered: "Xiaoliu, I and the bald donkey over there are planning to go to the west to play, do you want to play?" ”
Liu Shuxian said inexplicably: "What are you going to do in the west?" Where is the Adversary? ”
Jia Xu waved his hand and said with a smile: "No, no, then, do you remember when we were just about to cross over, Taiyi Lao Gou Yin us?" Xu went to Lingshan this time, just to ask the way to Heavenly Court, and by the way, he brought the old Taiyi dog an eighth-level cripple that can never be cured, what do you say? ”
Liu Shuxian drank a bowl of soup seriously, wiped her mouth, and said seriously: "National teacher, when is the time for retribution?" In order to prevent future troubles, let's just kill him! Oh...... By the way, and his apprentice, we also have to kill and eradicate the roots! ”
Jia Xu was overjoyed when he heard this, clapped his hands and almost jumped up happily: "Good idea for concubine!" It coincides with what the widow thinks! You and I are really a godsend! Hahaha......"
Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng, who had been listening on the side, broke out in a cold sweat, and looked at Liu Shuxian, who was casually chatting about such a terrifying topic, with a frightened face. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Shi Jiabao was about to cry, I thought that a tender scabbard could contain Jia Xu's sword, but I didn't expect that Jia Xu's sword had not been finished yet, and there was a more ruthless explosive bag!
And seeing that Jia Xu is accommodating and loving her in every way, in order to release Jia Xu's understanding of Jia Xu for many years, this woman either makes Jia Xu really like her, or she is really better than Jia Xu......
The golden-winged Dapeng quietly leaned into Shi Jiabao's ear and said in a panic: "Big nephew, what can I do about this?" There's one more-stirring stick, and we're going to be unlucky in the future......"
Shi Jiafu nodded in agreement, and discussed: "Uncle, why don't we find a chance to sneak away!" Don't point to these two crazy ...... Groove !! ”
Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng only felt that their shoulders sank, and Jia Xu had already put his two arms on the shoulders of the two, and couldn't help sneering: "The two of you...... Why are you so happy? ”
"Oh, here's the thing......"
How can a child come out to deal with such a demon? What's more, this is still his own maternal uncle!
So he put his head on his head, made a martyr's appearance, pointed at the golden-winged Dapeng with his finger, and said quickly: "National teacher, poor monk report!" This little red guy is saying bad things about you! ”
The Golden-winged Dapeng looked at Shi Jiabao in shock and said, "Okay, you thief!" We're relatives! ”
Shi Jiabao twisted his head to the side expressionlessly, and said as a matter of course: "As the saying goes, the first hand is strong, and the second hand is anal, although you and I are relatives, but you are my elders, isn't it a matter of course for the elders to shelter the younger generations?" ”
Jia Xu, who was listening on the side, also nodded in agreement: "If the relationship between relatives is so reliable, then there will not be so many people to engage in pyramid schemes, the people of this world are sinister, and the immortal world will not be spared!" ”
The golden-winged Dapeng was almost frightened and cried by Jia Xu, and he trembled and snorted and wiped his tears: "Uncle Guoshi, I am also the protector of the Buddha realm, Golden-winged Dapeng Garuda, how much to give face...... I'm still a child, Ya Butterfly......"
Jia Xu snorted coldly, ignored him, and was about to make a move, but Liu Shuxian's ears moved, and she shook Tianya with interest, grabbed Jia Xu's right hand that was just about to be raised, and said curiously: "Little doll, what do you say you are?" ”
Jia Xu's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly replied: "I'm your Yoremi!" ”
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Putting down Jia Xu, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, Liu Shuxian once again looked at the golden-winged Dapeng kindly and asked, "Little doll, what do you say you are?" ”
The golden-winged Dapeng looked at Jia Xu, who was lying on the ground, and raised his head in awe: "The protector of the Buddha realm, the golden-winged Dapeng Garuda, if you come to your maternal uncle, Li Dapeng, I have seen this heroine!" ”
Liu Shuxian put her hands on her chest, thought for a while, and said, "Dapeng? Can you fly? ”
The golden-winged Dapeng raised his little head proudly, patted his little chest and said: "Don't hide this heroine, if Xiao Ke turns into a real body, she only needs to flap her wings slightly, and she will be more than 90,000 miles away with one suck, and there are few people in the world who are out of my right!" ”
The golden-winged Dapeng is young, he is a little stupid, and he is a good person when he releases the bun on the side, and when he hears this, he knows that his uncle is going to be unlucky!
Sure enough, when she heard that the Golden-winged Dapeng could fly and could fly so fast, Liu Shuxian's eyes lit up, and she patted the Golden-winged Dapeng on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Young man, it's good!" At a young age, he is an old driver! ”
The golden-winged Dapeng didn't hear anything wrong, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Where, where, the heroine has won the award!" ”
Liu Shuxian raised her foot, gently kicked Jia Xu, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, and said with a smile: "National teacher! I didn't expect you to be able to get such a fast car! There's still a seat on the bus, right? Take me one! ”
Golden-winged Dapeng just heard that something was wrong, and this girl wants to ride herself!?
How can he be ridden on the head by a woman!
The golden-winged Dapeng slapped the city wall and was about to get angry, but in a blink of an eye, he saw Jia Xu lying on the ground, with a blue nose and swollen face......
Coincidentally, Liu Shuxian raised her eyebrows and said with displeasure: "What, you're not happy?" ”
The golden-winged Dapeng wilted suddenly, cold sweat flowed from his forehead, and he bowed his head and said, "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome......"
At this time, Jia Xu also turned over and stood up, shook his head and said: "No, although it is a golden-winged Dapeng, it is still young, and it can't move the six-zhang golden body of the bun, not to mention the detached body of the national division......
The tears of gratitude of the golden-winged Dapeng are about to fall, I really didn't expect it, Jia Xu was distressed at the critical time!
Unexpectedly, the golden-winged Dapeng hadn't moved yet, Jia Xu immediately smiled and said: "But Xiaoliu, you are different, you are a mortal, and it is not stable to ride a flat-haired beast?" ”
Liu Shuxian immediately hit it off with Jia Xu and said with a smile: "Oh, how embarrassing is this, but since you are so active and Dapeng is so welcome, then I will be disrespectful!" Really, I reluctantly agreed this time, and I won't take it as an example! Ha ha! ”