"Crazy brother, you China is so good, there are so many delicious and fun."

"Yes, Mr. Zhang and Miss Li Nali's country is really prosperous." Crowley hugged the fake antique.

Yalian and his party walked around, at the beginning, without Zhang Sanmad, Yalian and others spoke English, because of the language barrier, the translation work was completed by Tim Chabi (mentioned in the comics), but the communication is still slightly inconvenient, so in the city is also hurried by, there is no good play, now with Zhang Sanmad, this authentic (modern) Chinese lead the way, it is different, although Zhang Sanmad does not know very much about what Guangdong was like in ancient times, but the victory is that Zhang Sanmad will fool these crooked nuts who do not know much about China.

Zhang San said madly: "This is the most prosperous Dongguan City in Guangdong Province, which is known as a famous city with 8 million dark Chang and 30 million drifters, and if you want to understand this mysterious country of China, you must start here!" My surname is Wang, interested tourists can contact me privately, on my left hand side and then walk I don't know how many meters is Foshan, where as long as you pay 3,000 yuan in tuition, you can learn Foshan with Huang Feihong's grandfather, when it comes to Dongguan, I have to say that the most famous chicken here! The chickens here are well-known throughout the country, and have once caused a sensation in the world, Peking duck and Tianjin Goubuli buns, and here are also snacks."

Crowley scratched his head and said, "Mr. Zhang, why do you talk so much like those liars who deceived me?" ”

Yalian also assisted: "And Peking duck and Goubuli buns don't seem to be the food here." ”

The rabbi yawned boredly and said, "Of course the little madman is lying to you~ Beijing and Tianjin are far from here." ”

Zhang San shook his head and said: "You can't say that, Peking duck is not necessarily a delicious dog in Beijing, and it is not only in Tianjin, just like your foreign periodic table has also been carried forward in China, what Sudan black tea leaves, eggs, gutter oil, fritters, melamine milk, clenbuterol, pork, urea sprouts, aren't these all great chemical creations in China" Zhang Sanmad changed the topic and said: "Then again, what are you doing in China for a long time?" ”

Yalian Li Nali and the others looked at each other, and did not tell him about the Order's arrest of Zhang Sanmad, but said: "Crazy brother, we are here to find my master, Marshal Klaus, Tim Chabi can sense that Marshal Klaus is near here, but I don't know where the specific location is." ”

Zhang Sanmad nodded in understanding: "Oh~ When I was eating steamed buns this morning, I heard someone say that there was a red-haired foreign ** who gave his wife ** and swept away a lot of ill-gotten wealth from his wife, and now he is lingering in various hair salons and hotels in Dongguan." ”

A drop of sweat on Yalian's head said: "This information really sounds like a master."

Zhang San clapped his hands and said, "That's right! Yalian, you once mentioned to me what kind of bear your master is, and it is really your master's style, come with me, I will take you to find Xiao Xie tonight, well, find Yalian, your master. ”

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Zhang Sanmad took Yalian and others to eat while walking all the way, and there were Crowley and Yalian, two parasitic holy suitables, who joined Zhang Sanmad's army of foodies, you can imagine how ferocious their combat effectiveness was, Zhang Sanmad also pushed to Crowley such as blood tofu and pig blood sausage, which are only available in China; Crowley shouted that this was the best food he had ever eaten in his life, and Zhang Sanmad was ashamed to say that next time he caught the demon, he would not kill him and bleed to Crowley one by one to make blood tofu.

All the way down, I finally arrived, and the place where Marshal Claus was located in Zhang San's crazy intelligence was 'Tian**' Marshal Claus's ** opened a big restaurant.

Rabbi looked at the sky ** and sighed: "This seems to be the largest hotel in this port, it's really gorgeous, I finally found Marshal Crowley."

Li Nali also smiled: "It's great that we didn't expect us to find him so quickly." ”

Li Nali, Rabi, and Crowley all talked with beaming expressions.

Only Yalian was particularly gloomy, muttering in his mouth: "Damn~ I actually found it"

Zhang Sanmad patted Yalian's shoulder and said, "Oops~ It's okay!" Isn't it just an old miscellaneous hair? , when I see Lao Zamao later, I will knock him out and sell him to South Africa to mine to give you gas. ”

As soon as the rabbis were about to step into the door of the hotel, a bald ladyboy with a height of more than two meters who looked like a man and a woman stopped everyone on the road and said hatefully: "Stop! Heaven ** refuses to enter with raw faces and little ghost heads! ”

The bald ladyboy clicked and clicked with his wrist, Zhang Sanmad stepped forward without showing weakness and hugged Li Nali and said: "What else can you do here, of course you are here to open a house, you dead ladyboy get out of here, don't delay the uncle to do business!" Uncle, what I have is money, I'm not short of money, and I have to bring me five catties of boiled water, Uncle took out the blood today, and he wants to squander it to his heart's content. ”

"What are you talking about~ If you make this kind of joke again, I will ignore you." How could such an innocent girl as Li Nali stand Zhang Sanmad's crazy words, broke away from Zhang Sanmad's crazy little powder fist and kept beating Zhang Sanmad.

When the bald ladyboy heard Zhang Sanmad describe her as a shemale, the green tendons on her head burst out and roared: "You hateful little ghost, I am a woman, not a shemale!" , five catties of boiled water that doesn't cost money is just squandering you, what kind of poor devil is you? Even a little ghost like you dare to enter the sky** Don't joke, you're here to smash the field. ”

Zhang Sanmad defended seriously: "Which eye do you see that I am a little ghost, I am known as ten years older than anyone else, whoever sees me has to call me brother Zhang Sanmad, look at the "big brother", are you married with such a mighty appearance? ”

The bald sister obviously couldn't stand Zhang San's upside-down mode of thinking, and just now she was arguing about the issue of age, and after a while, she talked about her own marriage, and the bald sister roared loudly: "Didn't I say it all, I'm a woman!" How many times do you ask me to say it to understand? ”

The bald sister wanted to cry and pulled Zhang Sanmad's neck without tears, and Zhang Sanmad said with an understanding look: "I understand!" I get it! Eldest sister, you must be over-secreted male hormones, resulting in yin and yang imbalance, and as a result, your hair is out of balance, I have an Indian friend who is a chef, and he is young and golden, and he is still in Thailand, and his temper is also good, I don't have anything to say, I like children very much, and my dream is to have children by myself, Rabi, do you have a photo of my third brother, take it out and give it to me. ”

The rabbi said angrily: "What am I doing with a picture of a man? ”

The bald sister thought to herself, what the hell is this crazy little ghost doing? Instead, he asked suspiciously, "What are you telling me all this for?" ”

Zhang Sanmad said with great interest: "Do you still need to ask?" Of course, I'm looking for a partner for you, I suddenly feel that you and Ah Sange are a match made in heaven, I have eaten a lot of food cooked by Ah Sange in the Order, but it's delicious~ Of course I want to repay him a little, besides, Ah Sange is now going farther and farther away on the road of with Komui"

Li Nali said: "Three crazy, you are slandering my brother again"

"The question of Ji Buji will not be mentioned for the time being, eldest sister, you are so masculine and powerful, presumably the taste of an older leftover girl is not comfortable, it doesn't matter, the third brother is also empty and lonely all the year round, he will definitely like you very much when he sees you, as long as I match you to ensure that you have a successful marriage."

The bald sister roared loudly: "You little devil is talking nonsense, really." ”

The bald sister sighed, and after looking at Zhang Sanmad's hands, there were no outsiders moving around, and then whispered to Yalian Li Nali and the others: "I know that you are members of the Order, please go through the back door, because there is no road to the master's room here, and we are the helpers of the Order." ”

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ps:Author:I haven't updated it for a long time.,It's not because of anything else.,My brain power is declining.,Very forgetful.,Thinking is not very active.,Plus anxiety、Restlessness,Neurasthenia and other problems plague me.,I can't create at all.,Please forgive me.,In the past two days, my brain has recovered a little.,I began to update.,I hope you can understand me.,After all, there are still a lot of difficulties in life.。