Chapter 221
? Then he smashed his fist against the wall, with a muffled sound of "bang", and roared word by word with a hideous expression:
?“ Lee Jong-hoon, you have to remember today's shame. 2. You have to remember! In the future, it will be returned a hundredfold, a thousandfold! ”
"It's really Tinnd hurting enough~!"
?“ Ding Dong..."
Lee Jong-hoon felt the hot pain coming from his right hand, which immediately made him gasp.
At this time, the mobile phone in his trouser pocket vibrated suddenly, and directly pulled Lee Jong-hoon back to reality, he took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and directly swiped the screen to take a look, and was frightened and almost threw the mobile phone out directly, and saw a system message on the mobile phone screen:
"Dear VIP users, Monkey King is asking to add you as a friend through the Three Realms chat group, do you agree?"
?“ I'm not dazzled, Sun Dasheng actually added me as a friend, what is this... Ghost? ”
Li Zhongxun hurriedly rubbed his eyes and muttered in disbelief, just when he was still shocked by the application of Sun Dasheng's friend, he saw a new private message.
Sun Wukong: "Sample, don't pretend." My grandson knows that you are online, so he didn't hurry up to agree to the friend application. (plus three smug emojis)"
After Lee Jong-hoon saw this private message from Sun Dasheng, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva unnaturally, and hurriedly agreed to Monkey King's friend application.
"Dear VIP users, Monkey King has officially become your friend."
Sun Wukong: "Cut, my grandson knows that you kid is online." (+3 contempt emote)"
Lee Jong-hoon: "Sun... Sun Dasheng. You... Hello. (Sweaty emoji +1)"
Sun Wukong: "Go and go, don't give me this set, my old grandson is not a flood beast to put on this expression?" (Fire Emote +3)"
When Lee Jong-hoon saw Sun Wukong's message, he felt a pang of anxiety for no reason. You must know that this person who is sitting opposite the mobile phone and chatting with him Lee Jong-hoon, that is the Monkey King, the real Sun Dasheng.
In other words, it's strange that you don't get nervous when you chat with such characters who only exist in myths and legends. Thinking of this, he didn't dare to let Sun Dasheng and the others hurry up and hurriedly replied:
Lee Jong-hoon: "No... No
Sun Dasheng, why are you looking for me so late? (Question emoji +1)"
Monkey King: "Hey, hey... I've heard that your origin is quite mysterious. (Evil Smile Emoji +3)"
Seeing Sun Dasheng's news, Li Zhongxun only felt that his heart was half cold, and he thought silently in his heart:
"It's over, could it be that Sun Dasheng knows that I'm not an immortal?"
Lee Jong-hoon: "Sun... Sun Dasheng, what do you mean by that? (Question emoji +1)"
Monkey King: "Hey, hey... My grandson has long been out of your abnormality, the last time Tai Bai Xing pulled you into the group, he was vague about your identity and refused to say, and then my grandson also went to the Daode Middle Palace to ask him about it, and he still pretended to be mysterious. It's not my grandson to pinch my fingers, guess what? (Smug +3)"
Lee Jong-hoon's hand holding the phone trembled slightly at this time, and it took him a long time to give this conversation to the past.
Lee Jong-hoon: "What did the Great Sage say... (Dread +1)"
Sun Wukong: "Don't pretend to my grandson, my grandson knows that you are Zhang Daoling's disciple." (Pouting emoji +1)"
After Lee Jong-hoon saw Sun Dae-sung's news, he only felt that his mind was full of question marks?
"Zhang Daoling? Isn't this Four Heavenly Master the founder of Chinese Taoism? Zhengyi League Weidao, that is, the founder of the Heavenly Master Dao, is honored as the "Old Ancestor Heavenly Master"? Could it be that he really ascended to the heavenly realm? I'm going to go, no. ”
Lee Jong-hoon: "Ahhh (+3 emoticons)"
Sun Wukong: "Hehe, don't be surprised, it's not my grandson bragging." This thing that the heavens and all the worlds can hide from my old grandson's fiery eyes does not exist? (Smug +3)"
When Lee Jong-hoon saw Sun Dasheng say this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, if Sun Dasheng really recognized his identity as an ordinary person, not to mention that he would definitely be kicked out of the Three Realms chat group directly by Tai Bai Xing...
However, even if he pretended to be Zhang Daoling's disciple, that was just right. When I thought that I could fool the famous Monkey King, I was still a little excited when I thought about it now.
Lee Jong-hoon: "The Great Sage is really cheating, admire, admire." (thumbs up emoji +1)"
Lee Jong-hoon: "Great Sage, what request?" (Question emoji +1)"
Monkey king; "Hey, hey... Hundreds of years ago, my grandson once went to the west with my master to learn scriptures, and he once traveled to the human world. At that time, the magnificent rivers and mountains of the human world, as well as the scenery of people in various places, really made my grandson unforgettable, even if he has achieved positive results now, he still often thinks of these... (Nostalgia emote +3)"
Lee Jong-hoon: "Great Sage, what are you...?" (Question emoji +1)"
Sun Wukong: "Hey, hey.. My grandson just said it. What good things do you have over there for my grandson? (Hook Finger Emoji +1)"
Lee Jong-hoon took out his pocket, and now there was nothing of value in his wallet except for a bank card that had been emptied and a few pieces of broken money, so he smiled bitterly:
Lee Jong-hoon: "Sun Dasheng, your old man travels to the heavenly realm all day long, what treasure haven't you seen?" I don't really have any treasures here. ”
Sun Wukong: "Pretend... Feign... Feign... You reload. Don't think that my grandson doesn't know, you robbed my grandson of two red envelopes a few days ago. My grandson still has a record here, so don't give me a quibble. (+3 contempt emote)"
Saying that, Sun Dasheng really gave Li Zhongxun a chat record, which not only included the first-class wishful hair that he robbed Sun Dasheng some time ago, but also the low-grade stand-in talisman he just grabbed today. Even the Tai Bai Xing's inferior immortal qi is also there. Looking at these three screenshots, Lee Jong-hoon also knew that he couldn't hide, so he simply said:
Lee Jong-hoon: "Then the Great Sage, please wait a moment." (Smile +1)"
Sun Wukong: "Go, go." (Urging emote +1)"
Seeing that there was a bottle of glue on the wash basin inside that I don't know who put it there and forgot to take it, Lee Jong-hoon stepped forward and shook it, and now there are quite a few in it. So I clicked on the function of the red envelope, and saw that the phone suddenly jumped to the camera interface.
"Huh? Is it with this red envelope? ”
Thinking about it, Lee Jong-hoon put the bottle of glue under the mobile phone camera, only to see a white light suddenly flash, and when Lee Jong-hoon looked at it again, the glue in his hand had disappeared...
?“ Ding dong... Monkey King received your ordinary red envelope"
"Holding a piece of grass, Sun Dasheng actually received the glue I gave him. I'm dizzy, is there a mistake..."But that's not what worries Lee Jong-hoon the most. What really worries Lee Jong-hoon is that since Lee Jong-hoon passed this bottle of glue, Sun Daesheng has never heard a word....
"Ding-dong... Dear VIp users, Monkey King is in the circle of friends a you~! ”
"Circle of friends?"
Li Zhongxun muttered secretly in his heart, and soon clicked on the circle of friends, and sure enough, what caught his eyes was a photo that made him laugh, only to see that the photo was a selfie of the Monkey King, and I saw that the Monkey King in this photo was wearing gold armor and a golden crown. Holding a golden hoop stick in his hand, his feet are commensurate with his cloud shoes.
That is, I don't know when Sun Wukong used glue to make a moxican. Coupled with the unique triumphant expression of Sun Dasheng.
That look is really as thunderous as there are as many thunderous people as there are, and as funny as you want to be funny. Especially with the message in Sun Wukong's circle of friends, Lee Jong-hoon, who was really laughing, almost died and drove west.
Sun Wukong: "Hehe, don't miss it when you pass by, come and see my old grandson's new look, is it very handsome, is it very charming, is it no longer able to control yourself, do you want to have an indescribable affair with my old grandson~!" Then come on. (Smug +3)"
Zixia Fairy: "Wow puppet, the great sage is so mighty, so domineering, so charming, worthy of being the little woman's crush~!" (Emote +3)"
Bai Jingjing: "Get out... Get lost... Get out, the Great Sage is mine, it will always be mine, hum~! (Fire Emote +3)"
“...”
Just when Lee Jong-hoon watched with relish the gods and Buddhas all over the heavens talking about the Monkey King's just-baked type, he saw his mobile phone vibrate again.
"Ding Dong~!"
Li Zhongxun clicked on it and saw that it was indeed Sun Dasheng's private message to himself.
Sun Wukong: "Hahahaha, interesting, really interesting, this magic weapon called glue is really so much in line with my heart." Xiaoyou, do you have any good babies over there? ”
Lee Jong-hoon: "Great Sage, that bottle of glue is the only bottle left on my body." It's really gone. ”
Sun Wukong: "Hehe, my grandson is not the kind of person who takes advantage of nothing." Then! (Smile +3)"
"Ding Dong..."
As he spoke, a red envelope popped up in the dialog box.
"Dear VIp users, congratulations on receiving a peach from Sun Wukong, which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion, please pay attention to check."
"Peach?"
"It's actually the queen mother's peach!"
Regarding the legend of this peach, Lee Jong-hoon has really heard it since he was a child, especially the peach that ripens once in 9ooo years, so if you eat it, you can really live forever and live forever.
Thinking about it, Lee Jong-hoon directly clicked on the Treasure Pavilion, and sure enough, behind the two charms, there was a big peach with an attractive color lying quietly in the small square.
Click on the instructions again to take a look:
Peach: "From the peach orchard, the 3ooo year ripening of the lower grade peach, after use, can help the host reshape the body." ”
"Reinventing the flesh? Doesn't this coincide with the effect of the inferior immortal qi? ”
Sun Wukong: "Xiaoyou can be satisfied with my grandson's gift." (Laughing emoji +1)"
Lee Jong-hoon: "Satisfied, of course satisfied." But how to use the great sage's immortal qi (sweating expression +1)"
Sun Wukong: "Oh, it's simple, you press your hand on the position of recognizing the lord and I'll teach you." ”
"Claim the Lord's position?"
Thinking about Lee Jong-hoon, he pressed the home button of the mobile phone directly, only to see that the debut streamer bloomed on the mobile phone screen in an instant, stabbing Lee Jong-hoon's eyes and seeing that after the light dissipated, this small bathroom was empty, where is Lee Jong-hoon's figure?
"I... Where am I? ”
Lee Jong-hoon didn't know what was going on, he just felt that he was a flower, and when he opened his eyes, he was startled by the rumbling waterfall in his ears, and when he turned his head, his eyes were about to pop out. Where is this still the bathroom at his school?
"I... Am I crossing over? I'm going to go, don't tease me. ”
Just when Lee Jong-hoon was a little speechless by the surprise of the scene in front of him, he suddenly heard a laugh in his ears:
"Yo drink, little guy, you let my grandson wait!"
Hearing the sound in his ears, Li Zhongxun turned his head a little mechanically, and after seeing the person clearly, his mouth opened a little wider than before, and he stammered a little:
?“ Grandchild... Sun Dasheng? Monkey King, Monkey King. ”
I saw that on a big peach tree not far behind Lee Jong-hoon, there was a monkey in golden armor and red robe, who could this not be Sun Wukong?
"Little guy, you came all the way here just to see what my grandson looks like, right?"
After hearing this, Lee Jong-hoon slapped his head suddenly, scolded himself secretly, and then repeated the previous question.
"Three thousand merits are for the Daoji. You've probably heard of that, right? ”
"Uh... I haven't heard of this. ”
If a mortal in the human world wants to, become a cultivator. First, we have to go through the Nine Turns Tribulation. Among them, the ninth turn is to require mortals to achieve 3,000 merits, and only by meeting this condition can mortals have the opportunity to forge the Dao Foundation.
Lee Jong-hoon nodded, although he listened in a daze, but he still understood the general meaning.
If you want to become a practitioner, the first is to do a good deed every day, and the second is to recruit disciples. ”
"Recruiting disciples?"
"That's right, you must have heard of such a saying, it is called people fight for a breath, and Buddha fights for a stick of incense."
Lee Jong-hoon nodded again and again:
?“ Of course I do. ”
?“ ...”
Sun Wukong waved his hand and said with a smile:
"People can cultivate immortals, uukanshcom) but people can't feather and soar and become gods."
If you want to become a flying immortal and transform into a god, you naturally need mortals to worship and believe in you, and only then can you have the opportunity to feather and ascend to the immortal realm.
Lee Jong-hoon asked with some uncertainty:
Incense turned out to be similar to our fans chasing stars, the more fans, the more incense will naturally be obtained, right? ”
"Well, that's what you can understand. Well, I don't have much time to exist as a primordial god. You take out the immortal qi and the peach first, and I'll teach you how to reshape the body first. ”
"Yes, okay."
As soon as Li Zhongxun heard Sun Dasheng's words, the doppelganger would not last long, and he did not dare to delay. Hurriedly brought up the interface of the treasure.
"Dear VIp users, do you want to pay 2o points of merit to extract the inferior immortal qi and the inferior peach."?
"Sure." (To be continued.) )