Once upon a time, I was a demon king. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Just like the moldy ancient books, with vicious horns, flapping terrifying flesh wings, scorching flames between breaths, thunder and lightning flashing between gestures, and every appearance is accompanied by human cries and wails...

"This little girl, come, give you a meat bun, you are young, it is the time to grow your body, you should eat a little more breakfast! Money? If you don't need money, take this as a reward for taking care of your business every day. ”

Once upon a time, I was a demon king.

Commanding tens of thousands of monster legions, blowing horns made of bones, bringing suffering and despair to every living creature living in the Continent of Light, those things that tried to resist in vain were all turned into dirt and dust, they didn't even dare to call me by my name, I was their nightmare living in reality...

"What, Fujihara! Damn, why did you come so early today? "Hurriedly throwing a few foldable portable benches into the basket of the car, and not caring about collecting the unpaid meals, the big demon king turned over and stepped onto the 'Big Black Magic Dragon', pedaling on his two legs like a windmill, driving the car under him to move forward with great effort.

It's a miserable sight. The Great Demon King thought the same thing today.

Since the defeat in the last battle with the brave, he has lost all his strength and has come to this unknown place, just like an ordinary person doing the business of itinerant selling breakfast, repeating his contacts, and struggling in the quagmire of life day after day.

'Someday I'm going to take over this Gensokyo!' Use this as a springboard to take revenge on the people of the Continent of Light! Cry out! Wail! Despair! ’

"Yo, Great Demon King! I was also driven back by Fujiwara today? Two pastries. He was stopped by a passer-by.

"I can't help it." The Great Demon King scratched his head with a headache, stopped the car, neatly wrapped the pastry in oiled paper, handed it to the other party, and accepted the coin. "That guy always says that it is not allowed to set up stalls casually in the world, and what does it affect the appearance of the city... It's obviously very popular with everyone, and it doesn't bother anyone. No wonder everyone privately calls her the little brother who can't get married..."

"Who do you say is the sister who can't get married!" From the corner of the street, there was an extremely suppressed resentful voice, and then a girl with long silver hair and red eyes scolded and walked towards the Great Demon King step by step.

"Die! Man's wife! ”

"Looks like your skin needs to be tight again!" As she spoke, Mei Hong rolled up her sleeves, her anger was visible, and the corners of her mouth also hooked up in a terrifying arc.

"That's why you can't get married!" After shouting awe-inspiringly, the Great Demon King crossed the 'Great Black Demon Dragon' and blocked Fujiwara's approach, while he got out of the car and ran forward quickly.

"You kid stop for Lao Tzu!"

"A fool will listen to you!"

'Sorry! Great Black Dragon, I will remember your sacrifice. Listening to the sound of the car being kicked down behind him, the Great Demon King ran towards the river that crossed the world without looking back, Fujiwara is very afraid of water, so as long as he can jump in, it means that he has successfully escaped, this is the 'cheat' that he discovered after experiencing countless tortures.

"Forget it, Sergeant Fujiwara, let him go this time." The villager who had just bought the breakfast stopped Mei Hong. "Let's try a piece of pastry, the craftsmanship of the Great Demon King is still very good."

"That's embarrassing." In the face of others, Mei Hong appeared unusually polite.

Wading through the river, the Great Demon King returned to the 'Demon King City No. 2', which was only ten square meters in size.

This summer seems to be unusually hot, and after just such a short period of exercise, the Great Demon King feels that he is soaked in sweat all over his body.

"It's terrible." The Great Demon King complained as he took off his soaked clothes and threw them into the washing machine.

The dilapidated second-hand washing machine that was picked up from Xianglin Hall made an unpleasant creaking noise, and it didn't take long for it to stop running, and it was only after a kick from the Great Demon King that it reluctantly started running.

"Did you only make so much money today?" The copper plate that the Great Demon King took out of his coat pocket in advance lay quietly on the floor, and the few lonely ones looked particularly pitiful.

"Really, it's time to go to Kappa Heavy Industries to pay the electricity bill in a few days, and I originally thought of the second-hand air conditioner in Xianglintang Taotai..."

"Tojiwara's blessing, the money I've earned lately is extraordinarily small." The Great Demon King sighed helplessly, "It looks like I'm looking for a part-time job." ”

"Wenwen special report! Wenwen Special Report! Because of the big guys, Shiraki Pavilion is recruiting temporary chefs, how about it, are you interested, the big demon king? As she spoke, a black-haired tengu girl in wooden shoes circled outside the Great Demon King's house a few times, and finally stopped in front of the wide open door.

"Ou Ou Ou! Big news! The new and popular morning master in the world is actually a pervert who likes to show an obscene smile on the street while being naked! ”

"I've got the yard door closed!" casually grabbed a blanket and wrapped it around his body, and then the attention of the Great Demon King was attracted by the news brought by the Raven Tengu Maiden.

"Shotimaru, what's going on with what you just said?"

"It's just that there are few people in Baimu Pavilion." Holding a fan and fanning the wind gently, the girl named Shotimaru said unhurriedly.

"God help me!" Twisting his mouth about the idiom he had only recently learned, the Great Demon King felt that the good news had cooled the air a lot.

"If you perform a little well, maybe you will become a full-time employee, you must know that Forever Pavilion is a famous rich man in Gensokyo..."The words of the Shooting Pill stopped just right, making people reverie infinitely.

"Eternal Pavilion?"

"It's the boss behind the White Wood Pavilion." Shotmaru said impatiently and quickly, "Compared to that, let's start today's share quickly." ”

"Okay, okay." The Great Demon King was casually perfunctory, but secretly wrote down the name of the Eternal Pavilion in his heart.

"Anyway, the Fujiwara girl shouted, 'It's on me!' Then he threw himself over and hugged my thigh, refusing to let go. My tiger body was shocked, and I said with righteousness, 'Please respect yourself'..."The Great Demon King tightened the blanket on his body, stood up, walked around the room a few times, and recited aloud.

"Today's content is very exciting!" Shooting the pill quickly recorded with a brush, and after the Great Demon King finished speaking, he blew lightly on the notebook, and then he was satisfied with holding a piece of paper full of cute handwriting above his head, and carefully examined it again against the light shining through the window.

"Who told her to open my stall again today, my 'Great Black Demon Dragon' of the Heavenly Kingdom, I will definitely avenge you!"

"How do I feel that she will tear you alive after reading tomorrow's Wenwen News."

"I'm the fiercest and most vicious demon king in history, how can I be afraid of her? Ahem... You change the heroine's name to Hongmei Harato in a while, I'm a self-disciplined copywriter, and it's really inappropriate to use her name without permission. ”

Shotimaru gave a thumbs up to the Great Demon King Tree, with a look of admiration.

After a pause, the big demon king looked at the gorgeous clothes of the shooting pill, and then looked at the demon king city where he was a family with four walls, his eyes purred a few times, and said in a flattering tone: "Anyway, I am also the author of a popular youth romance novel that has been serialized in your tabloid for a long time, and you are not... Representation? ”

"It's not a tabloid, it's a big newspaper!" First hurriedly denied the 'slander' of 'Wenwen News', and then Stared at the Great Demon King with a vigilant face, and said, "Don't forget, but I fished you out of the Lake of Fog who was half dead, and stole it... Ahem, I borrowed medicine to cure you, and now I ask you to write something to repay me, are you not happy? ”

"How can there be a life-saving benefactor like you, who talks about saving me every day, and openly begs for retribution! You should learn like Lei Feng in the mouth of the brave, do good deeds without leaving a name and not asking for retribution. ”

Shotimaru stuck out his tongue and didn't answer, turned around and flapped his wings and flew away.

It's really hot this day, looking at the back of the distant life-shooting pill, the Great Demon King threw the blanket on his body aside.

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