Chapter 18: An Incredible Journey
Subtitle - True God Jump Plot.
We often say that we have to be reasonable in talking and doing things, but some things are so unreasonable, such as the electric shock of the explosion is not actually an electric system, and for example, the flying mantis actually can't fly,,,
In recent days, some people have deeply experienced the above problems.
For example, the head of a village where the water supply was cut off and food was scarce for unknown reasons, when he asked for help from a purple-haired boy passing by, he was ignored and began to lament the decline of the world.
For example, the Yas Gym and Kaz Gym in the street scuffle in the dark city were ruthlessly crushed by a certain face-paralyzed adventurer just because they were in the way, so they began to reflect on whether they did not understand the soul of the so-called evil elves.
For example, a certain magician named Ma Jian was hit by a monkey when he hypnotized the coconut egg tree in an attempt to cause a sensation, and when he was engaged in an all-round ideological struggle, he found that the other party ignored him gorgeously, and then began to wonder if he could not get attention anyway.
Another example is Team Rocket Meow, who sells cuteness in Qingmei's store, and when he was pretending to be a lucky cat at the door, he took a picture with an expressionless trainer who had talked to Ash and his party several times, and when he thought his real body was exposed and didn't know what to do, he found that the other party had walked over without squinting, so he stood on the side of the street and was messy in the wind.
Another example is the collective insomnia residents of Neon Town and a fat man who is afraid of life outside the dense forest, they have experienced for the first time in their lives what it means to have a zero sense of existence. No matter how much they do their unbearable behavior on the side of the road, a trainer on a bicycle doesn't even look at them.
Well,,, well, there are always some things in the world that don't make sense, and we just need to get used to it......
Saying all this, in fact, it is just to illustrate a certain place called Dasha Valley. Well? You say the name is out of place, but it's not strange at all, is it? As we said, there are always things that don't make sense,,,
Shinji, who passed by Dasha Valley, thought about it for a long time, and finally felt that this strange place that was so strange that he could dig up living fossil elves that he had better not wade into this muddy water, whether the fossil elves were strong or not for the time being, after all, it was abandoned by the times, in other words, it didn't meet the contemporary public aesthetics, so it was better not to do it...... What the? Why? Didn't we say it, there are always things that don't make sense. You say there's a Pokeby egg? Shinji said that he was not interested in robbing the girl's elf.,Besides, that elf is obviously a malicious seller of cute and black-bellied goods.,Obviously very powerful, but he's been hiding his coquettish and cute and pretending not to be fully hatched poor elf.,Besides, although the elf in reality is not as terrible as a strange writer describes.,But it's still a little unimaginable for Pokebi, an unknown creature with soft tissue sticking out of the eggshell.,Thinking that I'm going to travel around with such a strange thing, Shinji thinks it's better to forget it.。
Well, so, just like that, the battle of Dasha Valley, which was a turning point in the journey of Ash and his party, was skipped by Shinji for various reasons.
Shinji adheres to the correct route of rushing to the road without missing the level worker, harassing various elven races along the way, and ignoring all kinds of strange events along the way. Well? Why do you have to ignore it? Because it's so weird.
An understaffed hospital? That's right, if you're short of manpower! The Elven Center has become the property of the Joey family, and it is impossible to perfectly undertake the task of healing elves! Does the guy who only accepts auspicious eggs as a nurse alliance in charge of this item have obsessive-compulsive disorder?
Searching for a wealthy family of runaway young masters? Your young master played at Team Rocket, and there is a woman with you who is exactly the same as your fiancée over there, do you really not know or false? Is it Ba who is looking forward to Kojiro's death and then plotting to seize the family property?
A young man with a green onion duck who cheats people? There's something wrong with this thing, the scallion duck is cooked with the green onion in its hand, and it tastes extremely delicious, which even says in the illustrated book, little brother, what are you doing with a "rookie" hanging around all day long? Let's go home and cook it! What's the difference between you and a walking Peking duck going around swaggering?
The Frog Clan is going to hold a festival? Seriously, not to mention that Shinji doesn't have wonderful frog seeds, no matter how nice the wonderful frog is said to be a frog, they are also frogs, and they are frogs or toads if they are good, of course, the latter is more likely to look at their spots, and it is a toad to say that it is ugly,,, what's the point of watching a large group of toads party? It's not like Miaomu Mountain can't sign a psychic contract, and he can't cultivate the immortal mode,,,
Doll's Day in Dolltown? Uh,,, you can say that Shinji's three views are not correct, but people definitely don't have any weird hobbies, it's definitely the category of normal boys, and dolls or something are too inconsistent,,,
Children's Day in Nurseries? Well,,, let's wonder what is the definition of a child in the world who is relieved to let him travel around when he turns ten years old? And can you imagine Shinji looking at the state of the child? Although facial paralysis has a tender side according to international practice, Shinji really can't imagine that taking care of children is Spartan training? Or is it some other weird way?
Carty Dog Training Institute? In fact, we can compare it to each other, these red-haired elves who look as mighty as a lion tiger are actually police dogs, and like the gilly eggs in the hands of the Joey family, they are basically monopolized by the Junsha family. This is the monopoly effect,,,
Talented photographer? What kind of technology tree is this world?,What's going on with this super telephoto lens that looks amazing,,, are researchers studying this kind of thing,,, you hold such a camera and say that you are a genius is not convincing at all, in fact, you are a rich second generation......
Certification exams? Well,,, I really don't know about education, obviously ten years old children can choose to travel, how to cultivate knowledge and cultural talents in this social situation? How exactly does basic education work? Is it all self-taught? Sure enough, it's all an unsolved mystery......
I finally arrived in the city where there was a gym.,It turned out that it was the Red Lotus Dojo that had already passed,,, and after ignoring the strange Kami turtle that was asking for help, Shinji found out that he had actually gone to Hualan City again.。
"Oh, have you already walked around, it's really calm along the way." Shinji sighed unconsciously.
Yuan Rang said: What you said is so reasonable, I was speechless (covering my face).
"It's better to continue to ignore it, anyway, the gym badge here has already been taken, and the gym trainer is not helping to do it."
With Motorang's speechless expression, Shinji got on his bike again. By the way, it was a given that Shinji rode a bicycle to Motorang and the Flying Mantis for running training during the trip