Episode 2: It's better to ignore her
There was a commotion outside, and though it didn't seem like a harbinger of commotion, I ought to go out and take a look in the spirit of keeping the trouble at its source. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"I'll go too!" Acupuncture pill tailgating.
There are three people in the air outside the torii, the temporary head of the Red Devil Pavilion, the green goblin, and the ice spirit that has not been seen for a long time.
The Ice Spirit looked a little annoyed, had she been taunted by Patsy? How did the three of them get together?
As I flew closer, I asked, "Patsy?" What are you doing with the elves? Have a new experimental idea? ”
"It's just a chance encounter," she slanted at the Ice Spirit, "The research value of the Ice Spirit has long been exhausted...... Oh! The little ghost over there is very valuable for research. ”
"Don't underestimate me!" The ice spirit opened its teeth and claws, as if it could start a war at any time.
"Are people on earth so rude!" Miss Akinimaru, who is very valuable for research, also jumped, and she seemed to be frightened by the witch's gaze.
"Patsy," I corrected her, "Miss Aru-myamaru is a guest at the shrine, not a subject of research, and I don't remember you being involved in human experiments." ”
"Well, I'm sorry Miss Amisamaru, but I'm quick to talk for a while." There seemed to be a glow in her seemingly godless eyes, and I was worried that she would take Akinmyomaru away and lock him up for experiments on the spur of the moment.
I have the impression that Patchy and Abarakimaru already knew each other at the shrine banquet after the original prop mutation, and the banquet the day before yesterday gave everyone more social experience, but Patchy and the villain didn't communicate much.
Akinmaru unhappily accepted the apology.
"Although Kiruno has always been easily annoyed," I quickly changed the subject to the elf, "has she been stimulated by anyone again?" "Her cheeks, which are as angry as buns, are still quite cute.
"Ahh That's right," the big goblin quickly explained, "Ki-chan said early in the morning that she was going to teach Sunny and Luna and Star, so here we are. ”
"Oh?"
Qi Luno threw his arms: "I remember, the excuse of the three goblins to deceive people is obviously related to the shrine!" Is the puppet shrine maiden also behind the scenes? ”
"What the hell are you talking about, Qi Luno-chan," I was a little puzzled by her idea of connecting the lesson to me, "I'm going to beat you up if I don't make it clear." ”
So Kiruno began to tell.
Skipping her somewhat cumbersome and subjective language, it can be summed up in one sentence: Kirino was lured by the March Spirit into becoming a god and sold popsicles near the shrine (see Fairy Adventure for details).
In addition, I suddenly remembered that the "Hakurei Shrine attracts visitors to the world!" "The plan was actually an order I gave them a month ago that even I didn't really care about myself!
In other words, no matter how big the ice spirit suffered after that, half of the culprit was actually on me! Gotta get rid of the ice spirits as soon as possible, I think.
Akinamaru almost laughed at the ice spirit's narration, she seemed to care about her gaffe very much, and in order not to make herself more out of shape, she returned to the shrine and ignored the ice spirit.
"Woo woo woo woo ......" The ice spirit who was holding her breath was about to burst her cheeks, and then she said something that made a clear sense but seemed extraordinary in her thinking, "Three fools deceive people in the name of the shrine!" The doll shrine maiden is the boss of the shrine, so the black hand is you! ”
That's what I'm worried about, even a simple ice spirit can see this obvious fact, so I decided to be vague and send her away just in case trouble comes to my door.
Although I was a little curious about what the Ice Spirit did after the March Spirit, I was still embarrassed and didn't want to listen to it, "Ahem, your words make a lot of sense, but what is it......"
"It's you, you're you! And I'm not done yet! Ice Spirit shouted again.
"Ah, yes, you agreed to the invitation of the three goblins? And then what? I asked in a childlike tone.
Ice Spirit finished Star's deception in one go, and I summarized it again, that is: Kirino thinks that it is the same wherever she sells popsicles, and she used to set up a simple shed next to the Night Sparrow Barbecue Stand to sell her popsicles, but Star's reason is very good - popsicles are sold to humans to gain faith, and shrines are sacred places, and humans should come to shrines, so the shrine is a good place to sell popsicles - it seems that the point of view is clear and the arguments are sufficient, and Ice Spirit is completely impressed.
I couldn't help but bang on the top of her head.
Whether it's ice cream or popsicles, if you haven't seen these modern snacks in the past, you may feel unbelievable and even intimidated by the way ice exists out of season, and then induce a little more pious prayer - such as a magical ice cube to bless everyone with a cool summer day - it is worth pondering whether such a prayer can gather pure wishing power.
But the reality is that because of Ice Spirit's part-time Kanban Niang's behavior in the past, everyone is not surprised by the ice snacks in summer, and many people from the outside world who have lost their way to Gensokyo have settled in the people, bringing a lot of fresh insights to the residents of the simple people.
I thought about it, although the three goblins represented by the kobold military master Starr often behave naturally and stupidly when playing pranks, their ideas are usually tempting and feasible, and it is not surprising that the ice spirits take the bait.
"Didn't it turn out to be selling popsicles?" I made up my mind not to get involved in the contradictions of the goblins, "Anyway, you used to sell a lot, at most you were cheated out of your income by the three goblins, right?" It's not a big deal, I'm leaving," I called the Purple Witch, "Patsy. ”
Patchy answered, followed me, and landed in the shrine.
The ice spirit in the sky stretched out its limbs and shouted angrily, I decided to ignore her, and I gradually had some ideas about what was happening, and I remembered that a few days ago there were many people who came to the shrine for some reason, and it is usually rare to see visitors on a hot day.
I was so busy preparing for the banquet that I did not give much thought to this anomaly, and besides, I was happy to ignore the fact that the work of receiving visitors and maintaining order was carried out by the incense.
I now understand that it was the result of March Fine's plan.
After that, many visitors seemed to have a sudden gastroenteritis outside the shrine, and the cry of pain almost overshadowed the front yard of the shrine, and I was busy building a stage for Qin Xin's performance in the backyard, so I ignored this small abnormality because I was relieved to hand over the work to Cuixiang.
Could it be that the popsicles sold by Ice Essence are expired products? Now that I think about it, I'm sure that the March Spirit did something to it, and if the Ice Spirit hadn't gone for revenge, I think I should do my duty to interrogate the March Spirit as a fantasy village manager, but now I don't plan to get involved in this matter anymore, and let the goblins solve the problem on their own.
"What's wrong with Alice?" Patchy approached me, "It's too hot and you're not feeling well?" ”
"It's hot, but she's very healthy," I said, taking her hand, "don't stand in the sun, go inside." ”