The big news?

Could it be that the date of the decisive battle between Brother Monkey and the Grim Reaper has been confirmed, right?

Wei Wuji stared at the screen and saw a group of friends bubbling, urging them to stop selling the Grim Reaper. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The Grim Reaper seemed to be happy to see the anxious looks of the group of friends, and he didn't say anything.

In the end, it was Sun Wukong who was kind and jumped out to snatch the role of death.

Sun Wukong: Tomorrow at 11 o'clock in the evening, my old grandson will be beaten to the point of looking for teeth all over the ground.

Sure enough, the date of this decisive battle was to be announced, but the time was tomorrow night, and it came so quickly that Wei Wuji was a little caught off guard.

Wei Wuji: Brother Monkey, can I go to the fighting ring to watch the fight?

Tang Sanzang: Wuji, don't be whimsical, just because you want to fight in the ring with your little cultivation?

Wei Wuji was full of disappointment at first glance, unable to go to the scene to watch the battle, and in the end only got one result, which was not very interesting.

The result is important, but the process is also not to be missed.

For example, watching the movie "The Lord of the Rings", watching the beginning to destroy the Lord of the Rings, and then skipping the story in the middle, and directly watching the ending and throwing the Lord of the Rings into the doomsday magma, it must feel very painful.

Sun Wukong: Mowgli, although you can't come to the fighting ring in person, I have invited clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear, and I will have a live broadcast in the group at that time, which will definitely make you enjoy watching it.

Brother Monkey is still reliable, as long as you can see the process, there will be no regrets.

Wei Wuji: Brother Monkey, don't kill the Grim Reaper in seconds with a stick!

Sun Wukong: If you come to the front, you can't kill it, hehe!

Grim Reaper: What about a day that makes you rampant?

Werewolf: Lord Death is mighty, and I knocked out that monkey with one move.

Tang Sanzang: The hair didn't grow together, so he went to the side to pee and play with the mud.

Werewolf:......

Tang Seng also knew how to pee and play with mud, Wei Wuji couldn't help but laugh, the reason why the werewolf didn't grow Qi hair was also given by him.

Before the war began, the saliva was torn first.

At this moment, a system message pops up.

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear have joined the Grim Reaper Red Envelope group.

As soon as these two joined the group, they united with Tang Sanzang and others, and bit Iron Man and others on the opposite side.

This battle is not only a decisive battle between Sun Wukong and the god of death, but also a decisive battle between the faces of the gods of the East and the West.

Clairvoyant: Iron Man, I see you're picking your nose.

Downwind: Hulk, I heard you fart in the restaurant.

Clairvoyant: Wolverine, I saw you have a hole in your butt-wiping paper.

Shunfeng'er: Thor, I hear you say something nasty to the picture.

Claireye: Spider-Man, I see you peeing on your neighbor's vegetables.

……

When the quarrel was inexorable, clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear teamed up, and with a word from you and a word from me, those superheroes were destroyed in an instant.

Awesome!

Wei Wuji was not convinced.

It turns out that the ordinary lives of these superheroes are not only elegant, but also very filthy.

Stop the war of words and wait for the real Armageddon tomorrow night.

Back in the dormitory, he pulled out the three peaches, and then called Zhang Junbao to go to the supermarket to buy the necessities of the autumn outing, mainly tents, food and water.

"It's enough to buy three tents, right?"

Wei Wuji looked at the four of them and said, "I have one with Tingting, one with Lao Liu, one with Lao Fang, and the other one, and the three of you will squeeze together." ”

"Damn, when did you hook up with Niu Tingting again?"

Zhang Junbao was furious when he heard this.

Wei Wuji didn't bother to pay attention to it, and listened to Tingting say that this autumn trip will have to stay in the mountains for three nights, and many stories should happen in these three nights.

Liu Zhijing raised his hands in favor and smiled obscenely: "I can finally sleep with the old house!" ”

At 8 o'clock in the morning of the next day, the freshmen of Golden Buddha University departed on time.

First, take the school bus to the foot of the main peak of Jinfo Mountain, and then walk into the mountain.

There were more than 4,000 new students, and only 100 participants.

You must know that in order to make up enough for these 100 people, Niu Tingting said it badly, and only narrowly completed the task yesterday.

Xia Yue did not participate.

The teacher who led the autumn tour was Chen Nong, don't look at Chen Nong, who was middle-aged, but his body was better than most of the students involved, carrying a heavy mountaineering bag, and walking with great ease.

Seeing that he was entering the Golden Buddha Mountain from the main peak, Wei Wuji's heart jumped, and he stretched out his hand and poked Niu Tingting, who was walking in front of him, and asked, "Do you have a road map?" ”

In this direction, there was a chance that the Autumn Tour Brigade would pass through the Taoyuan Valley, which was exactly what Wei Wuji was worried about.

Niu Tingting's necessities were all carried by Wei Wuji, she only carried a small bag, Wen Yan took out a map from it, and unfolded it to Wei Wuji, there was a thick red line on the map, which was the route of this autumn trip.

Wei Wuji felt like he was in the Philippines at first glance, and this route happened to pass through the Taoyuan Valley, and it could even be said that it was going to pass through the Taoyuan Valley.

"Holy shit, who the fuck designed this route?"

Wei Wuji was depressed and scolded when he broke out.

"Die, I designed it."

Niu Tingting raised her head and glared angrily.

"Tingting, you don't know, right?"

Wei Wuji asked in amazement.

"Know what?"

Niu Tingting looked puzzled.

"It's okay, it's okay, let's go!"

Wei Wuji suddenly thought that Tingting should not know the secret of Taoyuan Valley, otherwise, she would never let the route of Qiuyou pass there, but directly questioned him and forced him to take her to the valley to play.

Within an hour of entering the mountain, many students were so tired that they sat on the side of the road, drinking water and panting, refusing to walk again.

Chen Nong had no choice but to agree to take a ten-minute break, and couldn't help but feel that the physique of these students was really poor now.

When it was almost evening, I hadn't even reached Taoyuan Valley.

The crowd had already set up their tents on a leeward flat area.

Speechless, Wei Wuji assisted Zhang Junbao and the others, and quickly set up three tents, and saw many classmates in the distance, looking at the iron rod and tarpaulin, and had no idea where to start, so he went over to help.

After all the tents were set up, it was getting dark, and everyone built a bonfire and began to cook.

After eating, everyone gathered around the bonfire, dancing and singing, and the atmosphere was joyful.

Wei Wuji didn't want to come, but when he participated in it himself, he found that such a group activity was actually quite interesting.

When I was tired of playing, I looked at the time, it was only past nine o'clock, and it was still early to go to bed, and everyone was talking and laughing around the bonfire.

"The atmosphere is starting to get cold, Master Wei, why don't you tell everyone a story!"

Zhang Junbao saw that everyone began to bow their heads and play with their mobile phones, and suddenly shouted loudly.

"Then I'll tell you a meat joke!"

Wei Wuji smiled, but heard Chen Nongju cough twice, so he had to say: "It seems that Professor Chen is not called a beast, then forget it!" ”

"Tell a story! Tell a story! ”

was aroused by Zhang Junbao's words, and many people began to clap their hands and shout.

"Master Wei, let's do it, I'll set the main line for you, and see if you can improvise a story."

Zhang Junbao got up and walked to the middle, and said with a smile: "You just tell such a story, the beginning is terrifying, the middle is funny, but the ending is very sad, do you say it's okay?" ”

Everyone applauded in unison, looking at Wei Wuji excitedly, only to feel that Zhang Junbao's proposal was funny, and it was really difficult to make up such a story.