Chapter Sixty-Eight: I'm going to marry you and be my ninety-eighth aunt's wife
When Tiqi completely walked away, Zhang Sanmad said disdainfully in the direction of Tiqi: "If the protagonists are so easy to burp, then I'll kill myself!" ”
Zhang San licked his anal fissure lips and said, "I'm so thirsty~ Yalian, I won't abandon you, we have to be a pair of children, suffering and living and dying together~ Good friend, I said yes**~ I hope the world will not collapse and suddenly become Tanmei (Kivin)." ”
(PS: I also hate Tanmei very much.) )
Just when Zhang San was talking crazy, not far from the forest, a girl with a purple hat who looked like a human but not like a human was walking here, and the girl complained: "Where did the stench of the dead come from? But I can't see anything, it's all to blame for this fog, if I let me know who destroyed this forest~Hmph~ I won't spare him~"
While the girl was muttering to herself, one of them tripped over something under her feet
"It hurts~ Nose~ Hit my nose~ What the hell am I a fool! Brute! Ahh
"Girl, you're pretty cute! Interested in going with me to the island nation? ”
"Who?" The girl was startled and made a fighting stance.
Zhang Sanmad sat on the ground and first pointed to Aaron who was fainting on the ground, "A beautiful boy who is on the verge of death and will go to the west to meet my Buddha Rulai in three minutes and twenty-nine seconds, and a beautiful man who is unbearable and suffers from severe dehydration and is considering whether to drink urine and just wants to be quiet."
Fu scratched her head, she didn't understand what the purple-haired boy said, Fu said, "Who are you?" ”
Yalian was wearing a regimental uniform, so Fu, who was the patron saint of the Asian branch, had no doubts, and Zhang Sanmad, who was not wearing a regimental uniform and had suspicious words and deeds, couldn't help but be suspicious, Zhang San said madly: "This lady! I'm a shameless earl of the British royal family."
"How do you look at you~ You don't look like an Englishman," Fu Hanyan.
"Actually, my real identity is the American five-star general Corporal James~ I'm afraid." Zhang Sanmad said unashamedly.
Fu couldn't help but bruise and said angrily: "You make it clear to the old lady!" Who are you? ”
"I am the Ninety-Five, and I don't kneel down yet," Zhang Sanmad looked at Fu's expression of wanting to kill, and swallowed the words.
Zhang Sanmad finally retreated in defeat under Fu's expression of wanting to eat people: "Oops~ I was discovered by you~ Actually, I am the down-and-out prince of a certain country in the Middle East~ Today, you are fortunate enough to be seen by me, and I will marry you to be my ninety-eighth aunt's wife~ I will invite you to my hometown India to eat curry"
Fu was so angry that his palms turned into blades, and he said in an unkind tone: "You are talking like a donkey's lips are not right at all~ Who are you, why is this exorcist seriously injured, if you don't make it clear, I will kill you." ”
Zhang Sanmad waved his hand and motioned to Fu Bei to be angry and said: "Don't be angry~ Impulse is the devil~ Anger is the root of all evil, and there are five people who are angry to death every minute in this world~ If you think about it, you may be the next one to feel terrible when you think about it." ”
"Do you even say it!"
"So far, I can only tell you the truth~ Actually, I am a long-lost brother and sister with you."
"Bastard, I'm going to hack you to death! Ah~" Fu was angry and jumped like thunder, and slashed at Zhang Sanmad with a knife.
"I am Chinese ~ I am a Chinese with 5,000 years of civilization inheritance ~ I have inherited my great Marxist philosophy and insisted on going further and further in the great environment of Marxist communism~."
Fu's blade stopped at Zhang Sanmad's neck, and Zhang Sanmad frantically begged for mercy (to die): "At least you can be sure that I am a Chinese!" Sell chairs and dismantle (crappy English), I was so wrong, I shouldn't**you~ I now know that the two of us are not suitable for being together, you are a sheep, I am a wolf, you are a pleasant goat, I am a gray wolf"
"You go to die!" Fu finally couldn't stand Zhang San's crazy words and slashed down with a knife, and when this knife went down, Fu regretted that he was protecting human beings, but a guy, although he spoke upside down~ But he didn't do anything to hurt himself, why did he kill the killer in a fit of anger.
Tick tock~ Blood flowed from Zhang Sanmad's palm, it turned out that Zhang Sanmad used his hand to make the next knife, but his hand was also injured, Zhang Sanmad said: "Sister~ I'm just joking, how do you play, really, I'm already dehydrated, and now I'm still losing blood~ Quickly find me a basin to catch blood, it's over, I'm dead"
Bang ~ Zhang San fell to the ground and fainted.
"It's good that I'm not dead." I was relieved that I didn't kill Zhang San, and I was relieved, there was no way who let the mess be caused by myself, and in desperation, Fu could only bring the two of them back to the branch~ So Fu carried Zhang Sanmad behind her back and carried Yalian all the way to the Asian branch.
Fu shattered and said: "Damn~ Obviously very thin, but why is it so heavy~"
Zhang San, who was carried by Fu, was in a coma, and he was not very honest, and he was still talking in his sleep, and muttered: "Boom ~ drive ~ drive ~ Lu ~"
Futou muttered: "Bastard thing~ I imagined me as a horse in my dream~ When you wake up, my mother will definitely not spare you."
Just as Fu was complaining, his gaze turned back to Li Nali and Crowley's end.
"Li Nali ~ Li Nali!" The rabbi shouted eagerly, after being looked at by the Ghost Rider, Li Nali fell into a coma, in fact, this is just a slight sequelae, after looking directly at hell, the soul will inevitably feel fatigued, and need to rely on sleep to repair.
After not knowing how many times Rabbi Crowley called, Li Nali finally woke up from her sleep and said, "Rabbi Crowley, you guys"
"Li Nali, you're okay, but the three crazy people have gone too far with you." Rabbi said.
Li Nali rubbed her eyes and said, "It's okay~ Rabi, I just slept for a while, and this sleep was very heavy and very steady, which is the sleep I haven't had in several years~ It's really comfortable~ If possible, I really hope to do it again." ”
Crowley, who didn't drink the blood of the devil, had a weaker personality, and Crowley said: "That is to say, I believe that Mr. Zhang San will not hurt his partner, these are just accidents." ”
"What was just an accident~ How thrilling Crowley was just now, you didn't see it." The rabbi dissatisfied.
Li Nali smiled bitterly~ Li Nali more or less found that it seemed that the rabbi cared about her a little too much, Li Nali was unwilling to let the atmosphere be embarrassing, coupled with the drowsy brain began to wake up, Li Nali exclaimed: "What about Yalian and the three madness? Didn't Aaron go to save the blame, what happened? Why did the three madness disappear too? ”
A golden light crossed in the distance~ It was Tim Chabi Rabi, who ran away with holiness, and pointed to the golden light and said, "Look at Tim Chabi." ”
Tim Chabi was followed by a large group of demons Crowley, swallowing his saliva and said, "It seems that there is another big battle." ”
"Li Nali, you don't matter, right?" The rabbi asked.
"Hmmm! It doesn't matter that I'm feeling fine right now. ”
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ps: The world is as black as a crow~ It's really infuriating to get a driver's license, just because the society is too realistic, I hate to contact the society~ It's because of those snobs that I hate getting along with people, alas~ I'm angry.